[HP] Read "Principal's Diary"

"How do I know?" Grindelwald raised his eyebrows and said.

Dumbledore's azure blue eyes were staring at the black abyss in the middle of the azure iris through the half-moon glasses, shaking his head: "I hope you make a choice for a greater good."

Grindelwald chuckled: "The greater good? I thought you would never say that, dear theory builder. I have to say, I really miss it."

"There is nothing wrong with this sentence." Dumbledore said, "The important thing is how you judge the priorities of various interests, as well as the purpose and corresponding means to achieve it. There have always been different opinions on the definition of 'great'. So practice is the only criterion for testing truth, isn't it? On the other hand, I prefer to use other people's words to gag other people's mouths."

"I thought you'd prefer to gag people with your wand," Grindelwald said, "but since you don't like violence, I don't mind having them back."

Dumbledore looked at him indifferently, and quickly returned to his seat.At this time, a mist mixed with green light emerged from the chair legs, spreading, rising, and stretching until everyone's field of vision was once again filled with blank space.

"However, I am the headmaster of Hogwarts." Dumbledore said loudly, and his gaze met the person opposite.Harry felt as if he blinked his eyes, and darkness flashed before his eyes, but he didn't pay attention to it.

"Boy, it's your turn. Don't doze off on this." Grindelwald said to him.Harry, who had just emerged from his daze, shook his shoulders and replied, "I think sleeping on a mattress is more comfortable."

He lowered his head and read aloud: [On X-month-X in 95, this time cannot be solved by flicking the wand

Riddle is not the real Dark Lord to either side...]

"But no one can deny that I am the pinnacle dark wizard." Riddle smiled, "Even Grindelwald."

"Obviously, but your research directions are still different." Harry said, "[That guy is quite rowdy to be honest.] Ten points for Slytherin."

"Ten points from Gryffindor," Snape said grimly.Unexpectedly, Dumbledore said: "Then I congratulate Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, they won the House Cup."

"Well, of course congratulations." Harry said seamlessly: [On X-month-X in 95, I found a Horcrux while traveling during the summer vacation.

I'm going to travel, even if it's with the task of "maybe I'm going to burp soon". 】

"After all, I am a bit old, and it is time to travel around the world." Dumbledore said with a smile, "Especially after one of my early students wandered in the tropical forests of Albania for ten years."

"Then I wish you the best of luck on your flight," Riddle said slowly.

"Mr. Riddle is so enthusiastic. It seems that the continuous rainfall in the tropical rainforest really nourishes people." Harry said, [When I received the report from the Ministry of Magic, I had already set off, but the owl still persevered in chasing me to my bed At the bistro table.At that time, I just figured out the plate of creamy stewed vegetables and seafood in front of me. Waterzooi: W does not pronounce "oh", but "wa". rain) feathers. 】

"Albus, what's it like to eat seafood mixed with grass clippings?" Grindelwald asked.

Dumbledore replied: "So what kind of experience is eating mixed with grass clippings for decades?"

When everyone was silent, Harry was finally able to continue reading: [The student beat a dementor at the door of the house during the summer vacation, what does this kind of thing have to do with me? 】

"Hahaha, why didn't I think of 'fighting' a dementor back then?" Sirius shook his head and laughed.

"Unless you'd like to give your first kiss to 'a dementor,'" Snape said.

Harry suppressed a smile and said: [Minister of Magic, your attitude in the "inflated aunt incident" a few years ago is not what it is now... Anyway, you can make trouble on your own, your Ministry of Magic has always cared about the Savior's affairs the most.

Thinking back: I am very busy.After thinking about it, forget it. 】

"Actually, I am very envious of Mr. Potter." Grindelwald said, "Dumbledore, the witness of the defense -- this treatment is too f*cking, isn't it?!"

"You can definitely apply to the International Wizengamot." Dumbledore looked puzzled, "However, as to whether I will personally testify in court, that is another matter."

[On X, X, 95, that guy named Wu, what, is it definitely not a high-level black?

I was eating haggis in Little Hangleton when the Minister for Magic caught me. (Grindelwald still has an expression that seems to be choking on something.) In fact, before this unpleasant conversation, I always thought I could understand the Ministry of Magic. I was stupid on the surface because I was pretending to be cute, but in fact it was dark and sinister And take control of the situation. 】

"Actually, Scrimgeour was no better than the fly," said Riddle.

Hermione said instead, "However, no one intends to rebel against Scrimgeour."

[But now, I realize my mistake.Looking at the Minister of Magic sitting across the table, I suddenly felt that when people are stupid to a certain level, they really have the air of bastards. (Of course, if I am tolerant, I will pretend not to see it)]

Grindelwald and Riddle Qiqi laughed strangely, but everyone didn't bother to pay attention to them.

【The one called Wu or something (Madame? Ms.? Miss?), is it really okay for you to let her out like this?Are you sure it wasn't a joke to put her in Hogwarts?Even if your Ministry of Magic intends to self-destruct its image, you shouldn't take such a heavy hand on yourself. 】

"Is this the opening ceremony of a farce?" Ron complained.

However, his golden sentence was cut off by Grindelwald: "To be honest, I was surprised that the fly won the Quidditch final venue and the right to host the Triwizard Tournament."

"It's nothing unusual, as long as you live older than me, you will know the exact meaning of 'history always spirals up and advances in waves'." Dumbledore said.

[On X, X, 95, I can no longer understand the thoughts of young people nowadays

Why did I get angry with the students when I didn't see the student union during the summer vacation, and why did I lose my temper with my classmates? 】

"I'd say Harry was mad because he thought no one was thinking about him." Hermione looked at the diary suspiciously, and Ron nodded in agreement.

"Thank you, Hermione." Harry said helplessly, [In the Muggle world, do principals usually use summer vacations to visit their homes?

Potter, your dean is Professor McGonagall, your godfather is that Black (sometimes, I really don't understand Mr. Black's way of thinking...), your father's best friend is Lupine.You are the savior of the wizarding world. 】

"Hey, didn't the Ministry of Magic unload the pot and close the ink bottle for us?" Harry joked, [I counted, we definitely didn't talk more than ten times.Any one from the Weasley family would be closer than this relationship.

So, instead of caring about whether I talk to you, you should care more about whether your family and friends talk to you! 】

"..." After a while of silence, everyone couldn't help laughing.

Harry pushed his glasses, and said solemnly: 【And those graduates of the Order of the Phoenix, don't use your old headmaster as a pretense if you start your own business and mix in the society.Today's young people are becoming more and more unreliable. 】

"So, the headmaster blamed Tonks." Fred shook his head.

"It should be the troll leg umbrella stand." George laughed.

[On X, X, 95, a new semester like a dream

When that black thing came out to speak, I squinted and squinted until everyone in the teacher's seat trembled.I want to comfort them: "I should be more tolerant of my colleagues, after all, we will work together"... I feel that I can't say that.Although the world is so big that anything can happen, but this kind of unbelievable, fairy-tale-like event really appeared in Hogsworth, and it was sent by the Ministry of Magic... This is not a fairy tale, but a novelty. 】

"It is said that Muggles have a new term called ghost animal." Hermione said.

【I always feel that students don’t understand the hard work of teachers because they don’t stand on the teacher’s side, and teachers don’t understand the helplessness of principals because they haven’t done this job before.But I have been groping for a long time, but I still can't imitate the edge of Ms. Wu's brain circuit and her unique worldview.Could it be that the Minister of Magic felt that the atmosphere before the war was too tense, so he specially sent someone to entertain all the teachers and students to let everyone relax? 】

"Let me interject... Isn't this cockroach a brain-dead Su?" Grindelwald said.

"Haha." Everyone tacitly slandered.

[This is a sign that her EQ is so low that she can be a baby just by rolling her eyes. 】

"...it actually makes sense," Snape said, "although, the latter sentence should be used to describe Filch."

[Actually, all the students in the audience, your Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers this year really do not represent the taste of this school. You must firmly believe that the construction of our school's teaching staff is the best in the UK.And the original intention of offering the Defense Against the Dark Arts course was not to improve everyone's laughter. 】

"The error rate is a bit high, my dear Mr. Dumbledore." Snape said, "One is a fake vampire who carries garlic, the other is an embroidered pillow stuffed with achnatherum splendens in his head, and the other is a werewolf belonging to the category of magical creatures. One is a highly intelligent anti-social talent who successfully escaped from prison..."

"Well, it looks like this Tom still has two brushes," said Grindelwald. "It's surprising that my face hasn't been wiped off yet."

[... Hogwarts is ashamed to see people.I'm worried about getting withdrawals from students this year! ! ! 】

"Don't worry, principal, you didn't receive a withdrawal application this year." Fred laughed.

"That pink creature is getting a fantastic fireworks display next year," echoed George.

[On X, X, 95, a magazine will be expelled from school

Magazine editors can end with hatred, no, weep with joy.It was originally a second-rate magazine, but now it is hand-picked to enjoy this kind of high VIP treatment... It was unbelievable in the past... (The R18 magazines that students circulated in private did not have this treatment)]

"Hey, even the R18 magazine is not given to all students to read." Ron said, "But "Twelve Ways to Pursue Witches" can be read by all boys."

"Professor Dumbledore has a lot to do every day, so he probably hasn't read this book?" Riddle asked maliciously.

Dumbledore said in surprise: "Aren't you reading this book?"

"I'd love to read it, dear principal." The emerald green light ball flew to the old man's side, rubbing his long beard.

"...Let me read it." Harry said, [That black lady, you are indeed not a fan of this magazine. 】

Sirius propped his head on one hand, and said, "Umbridge is the name of a pink toad. This creature comes from the swamp and especially likes the color of its skin."

"Therefore, it has the qualities of a narcissist," James said, "and the creature clings to the strongest, like a dodder—"

"—to deal with this creature, just show her great strength. As much as I personally dislike them, they do have a talent for working in black and gray areas. Of course, the best way to retaliate is to send them Irish Leprechauns Gold coins." Grindelwald said, "You can compare them to Nixiu."

"It's a pity your name didn't appear alongside Newt on the cover of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them," said Dumbledore.

Grindelwald laughed: "As a different dropout, I prefer to stay on the chocolate frog card."

The author has something to say: 2016.04.20 finished, 04.30 adjusted order, 05.10 smashed bugs