long road

"Ah what, don't tell me you can't do it." Su Ran was very bold, and pulled off Bai Muzhi's belt.

"Wait a minute, I can't accept your sudden behavior." Bai Muzhi was at a loss for what to do.

"Hurry up, are you still a man?"

"It really makes me sad that Tan'er can talk like that." Bai Muzhi grabbed Tan Ran's hand that was pulling his clothes: "At least you have to tell me what's going on, so that I can decide whether to do it or not."

"..." Su Ran's face turned red all of a sudden, and he twitched, "Green Snake said that if he does it a few times with a man who agrees with him, he won't be able to stand it, and his yang energy will be wiped out in ashes."

Like-minded?How many times do you do it?

"Do you believe this?" Bai Muzhi couldn't laugh or cry.

"He swears on his descendants, why don't I believe it?" Su Ran wondered.

"Think about what Tao Qin said about him and that fairy, do you think he can have offspring?" Bai Muzhi put on his clothes.

"How do you know that the fairy is not a woman, how beautiful the fairy is, it is not impossible to make such a coquettish person fascinated."

"Tao Qin is a girl, so she should be called a fairy."

"That...that..."

"You've been cheated, Gu'er." Bai Muzhi patted him on the back to comfort him.

"That's not to say that his method is not good, he has no reason to lie to me."

"Of course he has a reason! The snake demon itself is yin and needs yang energy very much." Bai Muzhi said: "He tricked you into making out with me in order to quickly increase his strength and control you."

"What Mu Zhi said is correct." Qin Ji opened the door and came in, followed by many people.

I said that apart from grandpa, you didn't intend to leave at all, it's too annoying to listen to the corners.

Doesn't that mean they also knew about my forcibly ripping off Bai Muzhi's clothes?

Or let me die.

"I didn't expect Xiao Wenran to be so enthusiastic." Luo Huai grabbed Qin Ji's sleeve: "Hurry up and you're not a man anymore!"

Yan Ran covered her face and said nothing, as expected she was going to die.

"Xiao Huai, be serious." Qin Ji pulled out his sleeves.

"If that snake demon succeeds, it will be a catastrophe." The old man's voice came.

It turns out that you didn't leave when you were old, and you still gossip with the younger generation at such an old age!

"..." Su Ran really had nothing to say.

Shyness and shock, it is difficult to give a normal reaction.

"But there is indeed good news. Your soul is stronger than the green snake, so he cannot show up easily under your suppression." Qin Ji looked at him calmly: "Remember to suppress him, do you understand?"

……

Please don't make me sound like an idiot, I'm good at studying, how about being in the top ten!

What elders!

"I'm going to beat that bastard again after I rest, lie to me!"

It caused me to be seen as such a big joke!

You have to be talked about for the rest of your life!

so sad...

"Let's talk about it tomorrow. It's not good for this kind of thing to happen too often." The old man stroked his beard again and walked away.

What kind of thing is this?There are too many modifiers...

Grandpa, why do you speak so like the eighteen bans?

Is this really good? What is the feeling of wretchedness that hits the face more than using a mosaic to silence the sound with a [beep——]?

"I...I see." Su Ran's voice trembled, and it was too scary to think about it.

The crowd dispersed.

"Take a rest for a while, it's a bit late for lunch now, so I'll call you at dinner time." Bai Muzhi pressed Tan Ran on the bed.

"Where are you going?" Su Ran asked with blinking eyes.

"Why, don't bear me?"

"Not at all, I'm just measuring that I'm not in danger when I fall asleep now!"

"I'm here with you."

"...Then I won't sleep, it's dangerous if you're here." Su Ran sat up and said, "Actually, I'm not very tired, and now I'm very interested in Xiaoqing's affairs, so I can't fall asleep."

"Xiaoqing? Did he tell you his name?"

"Since it's a green snake, it should be called Xiaoqing."

Bai Muzhi: "..."

"Forget it, I'll ask him tomorrow, he won't lie to me about this kind of thing, right?"

"It's hard to say..." Bai Muzhi raised his forehead, why did he feel that his IQ was declining in a straight line?

Su Ran glanced at Bai Muzhi and decided to block his remarks.

Believe that you are extremely smart!

Heh heh heh heh heh heh, this day has passed.

After breakfast the next day, Tan Ran dragged Bai Muzhi to learn two-handed martial arts, in order to beat the snake demon.Bai Muzhi said that he had to look at the basic skills first, but in the end he couldn't lift his legs or press them down, and he couldn't even gait.

Su Ran screamed in pain from being pulled by his hands and feet, and finally slapped Bai Muzhi on the head: "Your uncle, are you trying to kill me!"

"No, Tan'er, you can't learn martial arts like this." Bai Muzhi was caught off guard and was taken aback.

"Who said I have to learn martial arts, when will I learn martial arts? I just asked you to teach me two painful techniques for beating people, so that I can beat that snake."

Bai Muzhi: "..."

What the hell, I also want him to practice martial arts and soften his body in case of emergencies. Judging by his aptitude, it is also a big project.Logically speaking, this is not right. When the snake was there, it was proficient at splitting legs and lowering the waist. This changed its soul and even its muscles and bones.

In the end, Bai Muzhi taught him two moves in boxing that he usually practiced to strengthen his body, and then he secretly planned how to coax Miran to practice in the future. After the study, Miran returned to his room contentedly and prepared to leave his soul.

Wait, Xiaoqing, if you don't hit me, you will be full of flowers, you don't know why the flowers are so red!

After feeling weightless for a while, Su Ran once again stood in that empty world.

"Smelly snake, come out to me!" Su Ran shouted, moving his dantian.

"Oh, you're here, I thought the method of dissatisfaction with the kid's desires would succeed." Green Snake walked over calmly.

"You still have the face to say it!" Su Ran rolled up his sleeves and stepped forward: "Do you know how much face I lost because of this, all three generations of old and young made fun of me, do you know? Do you know! What do you do with the face I lost? pay!"

Then there was the chase scene, the two circled around and around, and finally the green snake tripped and was caught.

"Hey, where did you learn these tricks?" Green Snake held his head and said, "What's so embarrassing about this, it's normal for lovers to have such needs, okay?"

Su Ran was a little tired after exercising strenuously, and planned to stop.Hearing these words, sadness came from him, so he once again turned his grief and anger into strength, and carried out a second round of brutal ravages... In short, he fought again.

"I said you're not tired?" The green snake was covered with scars, although not serious, but there were many injuries.

"Huh...huh...why are you tired, you have to vent your anger before you talk about being tired!"

"What kind of pain did I poke you?" Green Snake looked at you with malicious eyes.

"What do you mean, just because of you and I suffer not only physically, but also mentally, do you know that!"

The green snake understands, well, this is still a disharmony in the life of the husband and wife.

"I know, I know, it's okay, I'm sorry you lied to you this time, but it's okay if you beat me like this?"

"I said Xiaoqing, your personality is very strange."

"You're so strange." Green Snake sighed, "And I'm not called Xiaoqing."

"It doesn't matter what your name is, besides, you definitely don't want to tell me your name, so it's okay if I call you Xiaoqing." Yan Ran waved his hand and said, "So what is the relationship between you and the immortal who helped you protect your soul?" ?”

The green snake sighed speechlessly, it's fine if this person doesn't listen to others, and he still gossips like this no matter what the situation is.

"Hurry up, or else I'll continue beating you after I've had a rest!" Su Ran put her hips on her hips, acting like a shrew.

Green Snake curled her lips, thinking gossip is the most important thing after a long time.

"What else can it be? It's the kind of relationship you imagined." Green Snake pretended to be relaxed.

"Then why did you marry Qin Ji?"

The green snake froze for a moment and remained silent.

Su Ran looked at him: "If I'm not wrong, you should want to ascend to immortality, right?"

"That's right." The green snake looked serious.

"Then why not practice on the right path?"

"Oh...it's a long story." Green Snake stopped talking here and didn't say anything else.

Concentrate on waiting for the next article, what are you afraid of, I have made up my mind today, no matter how bad it is, I can accept segmented playback.

Green Snake's expression froze when he saw Su Ran's intense eyes.

"Why are you so nice!" Green Snake said impatiently.

"Because I'm bored! Tell me the truth, if you don't say that I will suffer from insomnia today and in the future." Su Ran blocked the accusation in the green snake's tone.

"Your insomnia is none of my business."

"My skin will get worse if I suffer from insomnia, and then I will grow old. If you can control this body in the future, will you go to your fairy with an 80-year-old face?"

Green Snake touched his face and said the same thing.

"Well, since you want to know so much, it's okay to tell you." Green Snake sat down and fell into memories: "That was more than 100 years ago. He was saved by a fairy. As a reward, he asked me to travel around the world together, so we stayed together for about ten years. In short, it is a long-term relationship. But he is a fairy after all, and he wants to return to the heaven, and I am too young to be able to Let him go. Before he left, I made an agreement with him that he will definitely cultivate into a fairy body in 100 years."

"Isn't it a little short?" Su Ran was surprised, 100 years would be enough, but the people who have practiced for tens of thousands of years are bluffing.

"No, based on my practice at that time, 100 years is actually quite a lot, but I didn't know that I was not in the body of a pure demon. My grandfather was half human and half demon. Although this did not delay my cultivation, but when I ascended, I had the same body as a pure demon. The cultivation required by the body is different, and I need more, so I will not be able to succeed in becoming a fairy within a hundred years." Green Snake sighed, and continued: "But I have an appointment with him, and I can't be with him even if he doesn't go to the lower realm. Explanation. I have practiced for 90 years, but my cultivation base has not grown enough, so I can only choose a shortcut that can quickly increase my cultivation base."

Su Ran was dumbfounded, what was the general explanation of cultivating immortals online games?Didn't I really time travel to some vicious and light-hearted article?

"What, what shortcut?"

"It sucks Yang Qi, is it hard to guess?"

"But this kind of cultivation method is only chosen by those who become demons. People will die, and they will be condemned by the heavens." The theory of the Three Realms that Bai Muzhi instilled in him last night was filling his head.

"It's okay to be a little less, not to mention that I don't intend to kill anyone."

So how do you cultivate?

"The people before Qin Ji didn't die?"

"Qin Ji was the first one. Before that, I had been debating whether to do this. After all, I have cultivated for nearly ten thousand years, and I was afraid that it would be ruined. In fact, until now, I have been very hesitant."

Mr. Qin, do you know if you won the first lottery? I really don't know whether to congratulate or show pity.

Su Ran saw that Green Snake's eyes were full of sadness and confusion, obviously he was a pure and good boy, but he had gone astray, so he grabbed his hand.