What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

"How long can this method of pricking me out last?"

"Up to five times it will fail."

"Only five times..."

"Don't worry, we are working on a new method to make your personality switch as easy as possible."

【Eh?Eh?Eh?Why did you suddenly change the subject?I can't keep up!Is this talking about a split personality? 】

"Why...why do you want to keep my personality? If you are talented in killing, you just need to keep that crazy personality, isn't it enough? You should be clear that I will never kill people, and I am useless to you."

"You underestimate yourself too much. You are the 'reason' of this body. If you are gone, what is the value of this body?"

"'Rational'...? What do you mean?"

"Hehe... To put it simply, you are 'rationality', and your other personality is 'desire'. Have you seen the dramatic murder, your situation is similar to the male protagonist in it."

[Dramatic murder? ! ! !Fuck it's a BL drama! ! !Love the little particles! ! !The ringtone of my mobile phone is the song of small particles of jellyfish! ! !Have you ever seen this product? !Momomo, could it be that he is GAY? !Fuck!The amount of information is huge!I'm going to explode! 】

"I am 'reason', she is 'desire'... That's a good explanation..." Wang Xiaotang murmured in a low voice, "I don't believe they can't control my desire... A killing machine is definitely more valuable than a person who may betray... Then why did they keep me...? There is definitely a problem...! But... it's better to be alive than to disappear..."

【I go!Why did you get on? !I don't have this habit!Besides, Morimoto Poki is still watching!Although the voice is small, what if it is heard? !Ouch I go! 'I' be more careful!God! 】

"ゆらゆら揺らめく波の间に..." Wang Xiaotang's cell phone rang suddenly.

[At this time, who will be calling?Could it be the Red Dragon Society just mentioned? 】

Wang Xiaotang took out the phone.

[It's my mother! ! !yes!After hanging out for so long, of course my mother would be worried! 】

Wang Xiaotang answered the phone, "Hello, Mom."

"Baby! Where are you? Why don't you come home so late?!"

"Mom, I passed the station. There is no platform and no one on the opposite side. I walked back and got lost..."

"Oh my god! What should we do then? This... You open the location! Mom will drive to pick you up!"

"Uh... no! No! I see the platform!"

"It's so late, is there still a bus?"

"Uh... there should be..." Wang Xiaotang's tone was a little hesitant.

"Hey, isn't this Xiaotang?!" Morimoto Pugi on the screen suddenly shouted.

【what's the situation? ! 】

Wang Xiaotang frowned, and looked up at Morimoto Pakiki.

Morimoto Pumu raised his eyebrows and raised his chin to signal her to continue talking.

"Xiaotang, I heard someone calling your name just now, who is it?" Xiaotang's mother asked on the phone.

"Uh..." Seeing the words displayed on the screen, Wang Xiaotang replied, "It's my classmate, his name is Liu Sen."

[Liu Sen?Could this be the real name of Morimoto Boaki?Isn't he from country R?And... is he listening to my phone...? 】

I don't know what Liu Sen pressed, but there was a sound of footsteps, "Wang Xiaotang, why are you here? Are you waiting for a car?"

"Yes." Wang Xiaotang read according to the screen.

"It's so late, there are no cars here, if you don't mind, I'll take you home."

"Okay..." Wang Xiaotang was about to agree.

"No!" Xiaotang's mother on the phone interrupted her, "That's a male classmate! No, no, no, no, no, lonely, what if something happens?! Send me your location, and Mom will pick you up!"

"..." Liu Sen went the same way, and the word 'agree' was displayed on the screen.

"Sorry, Liu Sen, my mother will come to pick me up, thank you. Mom, I'll hang up first."

"Send the location!"

"Good good."

After hanging up the phone, Wang Xiaotang looked at Liu Sen speechlessly, "It's not useless after so much, what should we do now?"

"I have sent your mother the nearest station that matches your description, now let's go." The screen turned off and Liu Sen disappeared.

"Already posted?!" Wang Xiaotang hurriedly typed, and a new location sharing suddenly appeared in the news between her and her mother.

[Fuck!Is this hacking or something? !blacken? !I am good enough to go here! 】

The floor tiles in front of Wang Xiaotang were sunken, and Liu Sen rose up, "Let's go." He lifted his legs and left.

【66666! 】

Wang Xiaotang didn't say a word, but silently followed behind him.

【Hey, where's the car before 'me'?Don't you want it?Eh?Eh? !Really don't want it? !Am I a fool in this world? !God...! 】

Wang Xiaotang followed in front of a black convertible.

[Hey, this car is very beautiful. 】

"Good car...!" Wang Xiaotang's eyes showed appreciation, "There is no such car on the market, did you remodel it yourself?"

['I' still know how to drive? !God!This 'I' is too far from me! 】

"Yes." Liu Sen opened the rear door gentlemanly, "Please come in."

"Thank you." Wang Xiaotang entered the rear door, and Liu Sen also got in.

【Um?Does he not drive?Why are you sitting in the back together...?If there is a driver, he doesn't have to go with him. 】

The car started.

"Now let's talk about your training." Liu Sen took out a stack of papers, "It records your training time, place and content in detail, and my number has been saved on your mobile phone. I usually have difficult questions. You can contact me, and I will contact you if there is a task, is it clear?"

"Well, it's clear." Wang Xiaotang took the paper plainly and turned it over, "Oh, indeed, there are people from you in the Red Dragon Society, the famous Chiren, and Enyu, so it was all arranged by you."

【Yes? !What does this 'I' mean to them?Why do they care so much about me? 】

Liu Sen glanced at the document, "From now on, you will practice with him. You know very well that his skills are very good."

"…Um."

There was no more words along the way, and soon after, we arrived at a station.

Just as Wang Xiaotang was about to get out of the car, "Just sit in the car and wait." Liu Sen stopped her.

Wang Xiaotang felt the temperature outside the car, shivered, and sat back.

[Holy shit, it's so cold. 】

After a while, a red car drove over.

【That's my mother's car! 】

Wang Xiaotang opened the car door, jumped out, and ran towards Xiaotang's mother's car, "Mom!"

Xiaotang's mother rolled down the car window, "Baby, it's cold outside, get in the car!" Looking at the car where Wang Xiaotang was just now, there was a smiling Liu Sen standing outside the car, "You are Xiaotang's classmate, right? What's your name?"

"Hello, Auntie, my name is Liu Sen, and I'm Wang Xiaotang's classmate." Liu Sen nodded, "I'm not at ease leaving Wang Xiaotang here alone, so I waited with her."

"Oh, you are so kind! Thank you, come to my house to play when you are free!"

"Good auntie." Liu Sen nodded and watched Xiaotang's mother drive away.

【Ah!This movie king!I almost believed it! 】

"Honey, who was that just now? Why didn't I see it in your class report card?" Xiaotang's mother asked.

"My classmate, I used to be in a cram school." Wang Xiaotang replied, "He's a nice guy, quite a gentleman."

"Well, what about his grades?"

"The results... are very good! It's amazing to get the first place back home!"

"Then get along with others more, you know, so that your grades can improve, and you can also learn how to treat others. Look at you, every time you talk, you can piss people off, who would want to be friends with you..."

【So nostalgic... Mom's nagging...】

"Okay, okay, I will change it, I will change it, mom, don't say it."

[QAQ let me listen a little longer! QAQ I want to hear it! 】

"Besides, Mom wants to remind you that you must never fall in love!"

"Don't worry, Mom, I don't have that idea yet, and besides, I haven't gone to cram school, so the chance of meeting him is very small."

"That's good, mom believes in baby."

【TAT I want to hear my mother talk...】

After that, it was a life of learning + training. The learning content was not much different from what Wang Xiaotang studied in his third year of high school, but instead of going back to the dormitory after evening self-study, he left through the school's secret passage, and the dormitory was replaced by someone who looked like Wang Xiaotang .

[It's too weird, and it's too fancy for me!What is it about me that makes them not hesitate to spend a lot of money and not be afraid of trouble?It's getting me more and more concerned... Is it because of this that Liu Sen became Morimoto Pakaki? 】

No, no, Wang Xiaotang, you think too much.

[(ω) Speaking of which, this Chiren master is really handsome!Small waist!clavicle! PRPRPR!Putonghua without any dialects plus a ♡□ voice ~ it is a humanoid aphrodisiac! ! !Coupled with a perverted personality~male god!Proper male god!I just like perverts! ! ! 】

Under the training ♂♂♂ of Master Chiren, Wang Xiaotang's combat effectiveness is increasing day by day, but because he trains until [-]:[-] in the morning every day and has to get up at [-]:[-] in the morning, Wang Xiaotang said that he suffers from severe lack of sleep, so he dozes off in class every day.

[T▽T I still remember that I used to read novels at two o'clock in the morning, then get up at six o'clock, and then doze off in class.In terms of results... the same. _(:з」∠)_But why haven’t I encountered such exciting things before? TAT is simply envious and jealous of this 'me'! ! ! (_) But I met Yakuro~~(￣▽￣~)~ instantly balanced it~]

Soon, Wang Xiaotang ushered in his first mission.

Saturday, noon.

"Xiaotang, the foot is not stable~" Chi Ren came over with a sweep of his legs, and Wang Xiaotang, who was striding forward, immediately fell face-to-face.

[My nose!Pain pain pain pain...]

Wang Xiaotang stood up holding her nose, rubbed it, and continued to stride.

"大きなリンゴの木の下でででくいいすけたよ～…" Chiren's cell phone rang, and he took out the cell phone, "Huh~?"

[Fuck!Master Chiren's cell phone ringtone turned out to be SAMA's under the big apple tree? ! (*/＼*) It fits the character too well! ! ! (ω) Saying "Huh~?" is too suave!Nosebleeds are coming out! ! ! 】

"Okay, no problem~" Chiren hung up the phone, picked up the coat from the chair and threw it on his shoulder, tilted his head, "Xiaotang, I have a task~" He lifted his legs and left.

[I will never forget this scene in my life...Master Chiren is so charming...! TAT why can't I move now? !I want to take a picture!I want to lick the screen! PRPRPR! 】

"Okay!" Wang Xiaotang hurriedly followed behind.

Get in the car.

"Your task is to kill this person before he returns to the company." Chi Ren threw a pack of photos and a porcelain bottle to Wang Xiaotang.

Wang Xiaotang caught it in a hurry, picked up the porcelain bottle, "What is this..." wanted to open it to have a look.

Chi Ren saw Wang Xiaotang's movements from the rearview mirror, "What have I taught you~?"

[Curiosity killed the cat. 】

"Curiosity killed the cat." Wang Xiaotang obediently put down the porcelain vase, opened the paper bag with the photo, and there was a note inside.

[Height 175, weight 150, overweight, black suit trousers, black leather shoes, general manager of Huaruo Luxury Store, currently eating, needs to deal with him before he returns to the company. 】

Seeing Wang Xiaotang raised his head, Chiren said, "There is something in the porcelain vase that can awaken your other personality. I know you don't kill people. If you want to start killing people, open the porcelain vase and smell it."

"it is good."

"My car will be near you, get in the car after killing someone."

"Yeah, I got it."

"I will make an assessment based on your actions, no failure allowed."

"It won't fail."

After arriving at the destination, Wang Xiaotang got off the car, walked to the restaurant, and found the waiter, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?"

"Oh, over there." The waiter pointed in a direction.

"Thank you~" Wang Xiaotang thanked the other party with a smile, and walked towards the toilet, looking around unintentionally.

[I didn't see that person. 】

He went into the toilet, leaned against the wall and looked out.

【Not here, not here... Ah!Saw! 】

Wang Xiaotang also found that person, checked his knife, opened the porcelain bottle and smelled it.

[Very fragrant! 】

Putting the porcelain bottle back into his pocket, he felt a strong sense of dizziness.

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Always remember that in 【】, it is true that you don’t know the truth and can’t move? Wang Xiaotang~