What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

"But you can't scare me now." Wang Xiaotang smiled proudly, "I don't cry anymore."

[QAQ I'm actually scared to death! ! ! TAT I am most afraid of ghosts! ! ! _(TA」∠)_I didn’t cry just because the scene was not scary, and I couldn’t see the ghost’s face... Anyway, as long as I can’t see the ghost!whatever! ! ! 】

"Hahahaha...really?" The evil ghost disappeared before Wang Xiaotang's eyes, and a girl carrying a peony orange cage came towards Wang Xiaotang and bowed gracefully, "My dear Lu."

[Who is this again?I haven't seen it...]

"Ah Lu?" Wang Xiaotang frowned, "You..."

A woman dressed as a maid suddenly appeared and ran to Ah Lu to whisper a few words.

"Guests, please come in and talk." The maid opened the door of the room where the murder happened just now, and Ah Lu made a gesture of 'please come in'.

【don't want!I don't want to go in! ! ! 】

"I..." Wang Xiaotang hesitated.

"Hahahaha... You really are still scared..." Tian Xiegui's mocking voice sounded.

[Stimulus method...Although I said this, but...you can only be rescued if you convince the evil spirit that I am really not afraid of me! 】

"Fart!" Wang Xiaotang strode in.

"Please sit down." Ah Lu walked to a low table, motioned for Wang Xiaotang to sit down, and sat down herself.

Wang Xiaotang sat down as he said, "You are looking for me...for something?" Wang Xiaotang pretended to be calm.

"It's not a big deal." Ah Lu poured a glass of water for Wang Xiaotang, "Please use it, this is the best tea, just brewed."

[Liar!Obviously it's cool for nothing! ! !Oh - I see, she used illusions! 】

In Wang Xiaotang's eyes, let alone high-quality tea, there is no tea dregs!Not to mention what was just cooked!There is no white gas at all! ! !

【Do you dare to be a little bit sincere? ! ! !At least boil the water! ! ! 】

The tea fragrance is strong, but Wang Xiaotang knows that the tea fragrance is just an illusion.Picking up the teacup and pretending to blow it, pretending to take a sip, secretly fearing that there would be fraud in the water, so she transferred the water with the perception of the water element, pretending to be doing something, and tasted it with her mouth, "I don't know what good tea is, but this tea is real. It's delicious."

"As long as you like it." Ah Lu lowered her head and smiled shyly.

[Wait, something is wrong!Why is she shy about me? ! 】

"Let's get down to business." Wang Xiaotang put down his teacup and looked at Ah Lu solemnly.

【Hope this inexplicable feeling of mine is just a feeling...】

# Did you just set up a flag? #

#(#Д) Ah!It seems so! TAT is over! #

#_(:з」∠)_I wish you peace~#

"I want to..." Alu turned her head embarrassedly, took a deep breath, turned back to look at Wang Xiaotang, her eyebrows were bright, "I... I want to... be in love with you..."

【puff--! 】

If Wang Xiaotang had water in her mouth, she would have spit it out, but she didn't drink it.If Wang Xiaotang had a teacup in her hand, she would have dropped it on the ground, but she put it down.

So it was used as a prop to express Wang Xiaotang's shocked emotion: a corner of the table was broken off by Wang Xiaotang.

"You you you you...what did you say...?" Wang Xiaotang's voice was trembling.

"My family would like to go to Wushan with you." A Lu reached out to grab Wang Xiaotang.

【Fuck! ! ! 】

Leaving the corner of the table in his hand, Wang Xiaotang hurriedly got up and fled. The door in front of him opened automatically, and Wang Xiaotang ran out happily.

【What? ! ! ! 】

The door was not a corridor, but another room that was exactly the same, and the door opened automatically.

[Could it be that this is an infinite loop of rooms? ! ! 】

After running out of this door, the scene in front of him verified Wang Xiaotang's thoughts.

【Oops... I can't escape... It's just a waste of energy to run...】

Wang Xiaotang turned around and saw that Ah Lu, who was two rooms away from him, walked up to him in one step, "Isn't that right? Obediently, listen to me, let's go back." Pulling Wang Xiaotang back to the beginning room, the door is closed.

Wang Xiaotang sat back in his seat helplessly.

"How are you thinking?" Ah Lu didn't look angry at all, and smiled.

[If you don't agree... will you be like that man just now... no, no, no, he is a teacher anyway, he won't let the ghost kill me, but... it is possible to drive me crazy.In a place like this, I am alone, and I am scared by ghosts every day, and I will go crazy in a few days!I'd better promise her first...I think about how flirting is done in novels...]

"Okay." Wang Xiaotang caressed Ah Lu's face, rubbing her thumb gently.

"Danna..." Alu blushed, and reached out to caress Wang Xiaotang's face, touched the sunglasses on Wang Xiaotang's face, and gently took them off, "Why are you still wearing them at this time?"

【She took off my sunglasses? !Aren't my eyes... yes!Why don't I use my eyes on her? !stupid! ! ! 】

"It's just that I'm used to it..." Wang Xiaotang looked at Ah Lu affectionately, and supported her head with his hands so that she could look at him.

The blush on Ah Lu's face gradually receded and she became pale, and the smile on her face became terrified. She wanted to run away, but she couldn't move her gaze away.

"Look at me, dear..." Wang Xiaotang didn't look away until Ah Lu's face turned livid, and only when the air was exhausted did he look away, threw Ah Lu away, opened the door and ran out.

"Your eyes are interesting!" Tian Xiegui appeared in front of Wang Xiaotang again, "No wonder you are not afraid of Ah Lu, so you have a countermeasure! All you did before was to make Ah Lu take off your sunglasses, right?! "Heavenly evil ghost said 'I see through you! ' expression.

【It's just a coincidence..._(:з」∠)_You think too much...】

"You actually noticed it. I thought you wouldn't find out." Wang Xiaotang pouted.

"Since ghosts are useless to you, then..." The surrounding scene turned into a fragmented city, and the dark glasses were forced on Wang Xiaotang's face by Tian Xiegui, and he couldn't even take them off.

[(_) YES!Successfully tricked her! ~(￣▽￣～)~As long as there are no ghosts in the back, I won’t be afraid! 】

The nostrils were filled with a strong smell of blood and rancidity, and the roar of some kind of beast gradually came from my ears. The only living person in the whole city was Wang Xiaotang. blood.

[This look...could it be...zombie terror?Ah, I am not afraid of this!But... I have to make the evil spirit feel that I am afraid...]

Wang Xiaotang pretended to look around nervously, and heard the zombie's footsteps but couldn't see where the zombie was.Suddenly, a black figure rushed out from under the car, "Squeak!" The sharp voice was like a signal, and many zombie rats appeared densely around.

[() guessed right!As long as it's not a ghost, I'm fine! 】

"Ah!" Wang Xiaotang screamed, running in the opposite direction from where the Zombie Rat appeared.

[The more scared I am, the longer I can stay here! 】

There were also large numbers of zombie rats in the direction where Wang Xiaotang was escaping.

"What...what to do... so many zombie rats..." Wang Xiaotang looked around helplessly, unable to move an inch.

[There seem to be more zombie rats here... Then step on this side later! 】

"Squeak!" A voice came from nowhere, and all the zombie rats rushed towards Wang Xiaotang!

"Ah!" Wang Xiaotang screamed and ran to the place where there were the most zombie rats, and stepped on the zombie rats with great joy, "Don't climb on me! It's so scary! Ah——!".

【Anyway, they can't really turn me into a zombie...】

Wang Xiaotang stomped and trampled without any scruples, and many zombie rats climbed onto Yingshang to bite, but to no avail.

"Hiss..." Wang Xiaotang's hand was bitten by a surprise zombie rat.

Shaking off the zombie rat that was biting her hand, Wang Xiaotang felt that it was time to run away, "Ah!" and rushed towards a building.

"Bang!" He slammed the door shut, slumped on the ground and panted.

"Can't tell, you're running really fast!" Tian Xiegui got out from the ceiling, hung upside down in front of Wang Xiaotang, stuck out his tongue, "Er——".

【what--! 】

Wang Xiaotang clenched her teeth to death and held back her voice.

"It's you." Wang Xiaotang pretended to be bored and closed her eyes.

"Don't relax so quickly, there are still good things waiting for you!" Tian Xiegui disappeared.

[Good thing... Could it be a zombie? 】

Wang Xiaotang sat on the ground motionless.

Footsteps could be heard.

[The pace sounds... normal... isn't it a zombie?what would that be 】

The footsteps were getting closer, and Wang Xiaotang opened his eyes.

[It's a zombie!How can zombies be so flexible? !And what kind of dress is this? ! 】

The zombies in front of him are very trendy, yes, they are very trendy.She is wearing a colorful suspender dress, with bandages on her right hand, right leg, and right eye, but seeing her move so flexibly, it should be just for decoration. Her left leg is wearing black, pink and blue stockings, and she is carrying shopping bags of various sizes in both hands. Looks like you just got back from shopping!Long white hair, highlighted with blue and pink, her face is thickly powdered, she looks no different from ordinary people, if she didn't powder her bluish-white left arm, Wang Xiaotang wouldn't be able to see it at all. She is a zombie!

The zombie looked at Wang Xiaotang dumbly, "Who are you?"

"Uh...I am..." Wang Xiaotang didn't know how to answer.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter." Seeing that Wang Xiaotang didn't answer, the zombie didn't care, and asked another question, "Do you know where my home is?"

"Huh? This...isn't your home?" Wang Xiaotang was startled.

[This zombie is weird!If you can talk, you can talk!But why do you go to someone else's house when you get lost? ! 】

"Of course not, my house is not like this." The zombie shook his head, "But I couldn't find my house, so I had to search from house to house. Just now when I heard you close the door, I thought it was the owner who came back."

"Okay..." Wang Xiaotang didn't know what to say.

"Hmm... your sunglasses are weird." The zombie squatted down, approached Wang Xiaotang, and frowned, "Wearing a kimono and sunglasses, it's too inappropriate!" Putting the shopping bag in his hand on the ground, he reached out and wanted to take off the sunglasses .

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" The sunglasses couldn't be taken off at all, and Wang Xiaotang's face was pulled very painfully, "Let it go, let it go, it's useless! The evil ghost fixed it on my face!"

"Heavenly evil ghost is so annoying." The zombie let go of his hand and pouted unhappily, "Well, I'll take you shopping in Shibuya, but you have to help me find my home first."

"Find your home? Now?" Wang Xiaotang looked at the zombies, "But now there are zombie rats outside, how do you get out?"

"They won't bite me." The zombie looked indifferent, "You are blocking the door, get out of the way, let's go out."

"Sister! They don't bite you, but they want to bite me!" Wang Xiaotang resolutely refused to let go.

"Really?" The zombie thought for a moment, opened his mouth wide, "Roar!"

[Fucking ears are going deaf! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang hurriedly blocked her ears, but she still felt very uncomfortable. The roar disappeared, and her tinnitus continued.

Wang Xiaotang was still dizzy, and was pulled up by the zombies, "Let's go, they've already left."

"what?"

[I feel dizzy...]

Being carried around by the zombies, and roaring when meeting other zombie-like things, Wang Xiaotang remained in a state of dizziness for a long time and could not regain consciousness.

【…】

Later, Wang Xiaotang was yelled unconscious and fell to the ground. The zombie didn't care and dragged her away.

I do not know how long it has been…

"Ah! We're home!" The zombie happily dragged Wang Xiaotang into the house.

Wang Xiaotang is still in a coma...

"Who are you?!" The zombie saw a girl coming out of her room and asked angrily, "Why are you in my room?!"

"Huh~? Who am I?" That girl is the girl Hashime sent by Morimoto Ruri!Qiao Ji looked at the zombie with disdain, "Can you control it?"

"You!" The zombie became angry and left Wang Xiaotang behind, "Roar—"

"It's useless~" Qiao Ji stabbed the puppet's neck with a needle, and the screams of the zombies suddenly disappeared.

"Ho...ho..." The zombie touched his neck in horror.

"I'll take her away~!" Qiao Ji picked up the unconscious Wang Xiaotang and disappeared.

outside the haunted house.

Qiao Ji appeared on the training ground with Wang Xiaotang in her arms.

"Who is Shikigami?! Dare to rob Yang Xiaojia?!" Seeing Wang Xiaotang being brought out, Mr. Fujishima reprimanded him.

"Teacher, I'm sorry~" Qiao Ji put down Wang Xiaotang lightly, and pricked needles in the grass puppet's limbs.

"What did you do?!" Mr. Fujishima couldn't move.

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_(:з」∠)_Sorry for being late~QAQ, but I try to be as fast as possible! TAT school has started, and every day is full of classes! ! !