What should I do if all the male gods who wear clothes are gay?

Wang Xiaotang had an unbearable headache, and rolled around on the sofa with her head in her arms...Suddenly, a refreshing fragrance came over the surface, and Wang Xiaotang's headache eased a lot.She sat up and saw Yao Lang walking towards her with a smelling bottle.

【＝ˇ＝Ah~!It smells good~!So comfortable~!Eh? !Yaolang? ! 】

The headache subsided, and Wang Xiaotang could resume her brain normally.

【Yakuro brought me back!Could it be... ∑(|||▽|||) a princess hug? ! 】

"Yao Lang!" Wang Xiaotang looked at Yao Lang with staring eyes, "Yao Lang! Did you bring me back?!"

Yao Lang nodded slightly.

"How... how did you bring it back...?" Wang Xiaotang was a little embarrassed.

"Use this..." Yao Lang pointed to Wang Xiaotang's right side.

"This...?" Wang Xiaotang tilted her head to the right, and suddenly her whole body became ill, "This?!!!"

【It turned out that you carried me back in a mahogany coffin? ! ! !Do you want to be so sick? ! ! !Fuck it's bad luck! ! ! 】

"This... there is nothing... in the coffin, right...?" Wang Xiaotang felt a little pain in her stomach.

"It's just some bones..." Yao Lang opened the lid of the coffin, and there were layers of bones inside.

"Pfft—! Really?! You really put me in the coffin and brought me back with these things?!" Wang Xiaotang's face twisted a bit.

"I need these bones..." Yao Lang admitted with the corners of his mouth curled up.He put the sniffing bottle on the coffee table, "Please pay attention to the use of mental power...don't overdo it..." Turning around and walking towards his room, he stopped in front of the door, and turned to look at Wang Xiaotang, "Also, two days later Let's go..." After saying that, he entered the house.

[Damn it——!Co-authoring me is just by the way!Or an accompaniment of bones? !I have really experienced everything in the past few days! ! ! QAQ Yakuro why did you treat me like this? !Heart hurts!I think I would not love anymore! ＝︿＝He did this to me!Then I won't say that Jin Lang asked me to take care of you!snort! 】

When Wang Xiaotang waited for the headache to subside, she picked up the smelling bottle and went back to her room to sleep.

After she fell asleep, the stunning woman appeared again, pointing her index finger between Wang Xiaotang's eyebrows, a white light entered Wang Xiaotang's eyebrows, and the stunning woman disappeared...

This sleep is one day.

noon the next day.

"Aha~ Sleeping is really comfortable!" Wang Xiaotang stretched his waist, and dazedly went into the bathroom to wash up, "Well...the headache is gone~＝ˇ＝As expected, sleeping is the best way to cure illnesses!"

While rinsing her mouth, "Gu~" her stomach growled, counting the meals, Wang Xiaotang had already missed four meals.

After rinsing his mouth, "Eat! Eat!" Wang Xiaotang took out the lunch box and started to gobble it up.

【＝～＝I don’t know how the coffin shop is now, but without the water and bones, it should look like a big red pit!Let's go and have a look after dinner~ By the way, Jin Lang asked me to take care of Yao Lang... QAQ, it's not bad if I don't die from being played by Yao Lang!Still take care of it!I'm the one who begged Yaolang to show mercy! ! ! 】

After eating, Wang Xiaotang walked out of the room, Yao Lang was not outside, and the mahogany coffin was gone. Wang Xiaotang walked to the door, put on his sneakers, and walked leisurely to the coffin shop...

To the coffin shop.

Everything looked normal, the boss was still standing in the shop with a smile on his face, Tian Lang was still doing some chores in the shop, when he saw Wang Xiaotang, he didn't know him, "Miss, you are... to buy a coffin ?" The boss asked Wang Xiaotang with a smile.

"Uh... no." Wang Xiaotang shook her hand, "I... I just came here to take a look! By the way... I wonder if anything happened nearby?"

"What happened?" The boss frowned, "If you want to talk about what happened...Yesterday...Tianlang and I both fainted! But nothing fell in the shop, so it's not a big deal. And...a few families... The ladies are all gone, I heard that only the Echizen family and the Sakamoto family escaped back, but they are not in good condition, I advise you, it is better to go home early!" The boss persuaded Wang Xiaotang earnestly.

"Uh...I got it!" Wang Xiaotang bowed to the boss, "Then I will leave! Thank you!" Turning around and walking back.

[It seems that they don't know me anymore...everything will return to the original state...that's what it means!By the way, Yao Lang really didn't put them all back on the bed... He didn't throw me directly on the ground, but put me on the sofa... TAT, should I say thank you to Yao Lang! 】

back home.

Yao Lang was sitting on the sofa waiting for her, seeing her coming back, he glanced at her, "I'm back... let's start..."

Wang Xiaotang was a little confused, "Start? Start with what?"

"Charm and medicine...choose for yourself..." Yaolang took out a stack of blank talisman paper and writing brushes, several empty smelling bottles and several medicine baskets.

【ah!right!I want to ask Yaolang for advice!Symbols don't work!I can't even read the words!If you exchange for language proficiency, you won't have such troubles... ahhhhhh!The words on the spell are not Japanese!I am a language waste!I'm still studying medicine...]

"Pharmacy! I study pharmacy!" Wang Xiaotang decided on pharmacy.

"Then... just learn from the medicine I made yesterday... to adjust the mental power..." Yao Lang took out two strangely shaped herbs from the medicine basket, "This is the eight-yuan herb... used to fuse medicinal properties... it grows at the intersection of yin and yang..." A Herb with eight leaves.

[==The place where yin and yang meet...what do you mean?Where is the intersection of yin and yang? ! 】

"This is Red Sun Grass...Sex Yang...Grows in places with sufficient sunlight..." A red herb.

【＝ˇ＝This is easy to understand!A place with plenty of light! 】

"This is the woman's ashes... sexual innocence..." Yao Lang took out a box, which was full of ashes...

"Uh... the woman's ashes... could it be... those bones in the mahogany coffin...?" The corners of Wang Xiaotang's mouth twitched.

[Fuck! ! !So the fresh taste is also due to the ashes? !I can no longer look directly at the medicine made by Yaolang, okay! ! !Too lost, okay? ! ! ! 】

"If you use white yin grass, the effect will be better, but white yin grass grows in severe cold places...There is no such thing here...Using the ashes of a woman who is sexually yin, the effect is similar..." Yao Lang looked at Wang Xiaotang's twitching mouth, with a slight expression pleasure.

"Okay... please continue!" Wang Xiaotang looked at the urn, as if to stare at a hole...

"Pound the eight-element grass into a mud, cut the red sun grass into thin strips, mix the red leaf grass and the ashes together, add water, and heat it." Yao Lang took out an alcohol lamp, a tripod and a crucible.

【! ! ! 】

"Yaolang... where did these things... come from?"

【its not right! ! !Did the ancients have these things? ! ! ! 】

"There are... everything in the storage cabinet..." Yao Lang pointed to the storage cabinet.

"Eh?! Really?!" Wang Xiaotang ran over and found the same thing in the last drawer.

【There really are! ! ! 】

Taking out the same utensils from the glove cabinet, Wang Xiaotang continued to watch Yao Lang handle the medicinal materials.

"Heat to boiling, put in the eight yuan grass, steam the white crystals, grind them into powder and put them in the smelling bottle, and that's it." Yaolang's series of movements are smooth and graceful, just like a painting, Wang Xiaotang poked secretly I took a few pictures of Yaolang's pharmaceuticals.

Seeing how easy it was for Yaolang to do it, Wang Xiaotang enthusiastically gave it a try, but...

[Fuck! ! !This Red Sun Grass is actually so hard? ! ! ! 】

Wang Xiaotang pointed the knife at the red sun grass, and cut it off!Didn't cut it... Another knife!It still didn't cut... Wang Xiaotang cut the red sun grass directly with brute force, but the knife was missing, the grass was fine...

"QAQ Yao Lang..." Wang Xiaotang asked Yao Lang for help.

"Gentle movements, don't need too much strength. Red Sun Grass, if strong, it will be strong, if weak, it will be weak..." Yao Lang curled up his lips.

[What the hell can a grass do like this? ! ! ! 】

After solving the red sun grass, the subsequent processing will be very smooth. Wang Xiaotang successfully made a bottle and happily put it in the space grid.

The following day was also spent in the same medicine that regulates mental power...

Time to go...

The next town was not too far away, and it was only a day's journey in total. Wang Xiaotang and Yaolang arrived at their destination at noon.

This town is full of a very happy feeling, and there is a sweet smell in the air, which makes the whole person happy...

"It's such a good place...!" Wang Xiaotang felt very happy, looking at this place is really pleasing to the eye!

"Really..." Yaolang walked in front, expressionless...

Warm and friendly residents, rich and satisfying life, beautiful and clean environment, comfortable and happy atmosphere... There is no poverty gap, no incident disputes!Here...it's just as perfect as Taoyuan Township!

"It's great!!!" Wang Xiaotang was already well-behaved, and he especially liked the elderly, plus the halo bonus of Yingshang, the old people fell in love with Wang Xiaotang when they saw her!Before he finished walking the street, Wang Xiaotang had already taken a hand full of "gifts", and even packed the ones he couldn't take in a cloth bag.

“＝～＝啊呜…啊呜…好吃！好吃！太好吃了！！！”王晓棠左手一口，右手一口，吃得满嘴都是油，周围的居民见王晓棠吃得那么开心，也都Showed a knowing smile.

"Ahhhhhhhhh...Yaolang, don't you want to eat it? It's delicious!" Wang Xiaotang asked Yaolang who was walking in front.

"No need." After walking this way, Yaolang didn't eat any food from the residents, but he didn't stop Wang Xiaotang from eating, but his face was expressionless, it could even be called dignified.

Of course, Wang Xiaotang, who was walking behind, couldn't see Yaolang's expression, "Oh, all right. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Foodie Wang Xiaotang continued to eat snacks.

After walking all over the town, Wang Xiaotang received countless "gifts", but Yaolang's expression became more and more solemn.After walking around, Yao Lang asked Wang Xiaotang to put down the house outside the town.

"Eh?! Aren't you looking for a hotel in the town?" Wang Xiaotang felt a little strange.

"No." Yao Lang frowned, "I've been living here... I can't leave..."

"What..." Wang Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, "Why...can't leave...?"

"Because...here...is very happy..." After Yao Lang finished speaking, he stopped talking...

"Happiness..." Wang Xiaotang couldn't figure out what Yaolang meant.

[What do you mean...it's not wrong to be very happy here...but...happiness...isn't it good...?Why can't I leave when I'm happy...?Why does Yakuro look so weird...?I’ve never seen such a serious expression on his face before…]

night without dream...

Wang Xiaotang slept very well this time, but she had an inexplicable urge to go to the town to take a look, so she quickly washed up, took out the lunch box and started to gobble it up.

【＝～＝It’s delicious!tasty!However, although the snacks in the town are not as delicious as the meals in the lunch box, I always feel like eating again!That sense of blissful satisfaction...! =ˇ=This town is really amazing! ! ! 】

As soon as he finished his meal, Wang Xiaotang hurried outside, but was stopped by Yaolang, "Today... you are not allowed to go out..."

"Eh?! Why..." Wang Xiaotang looked at Yaolang, very puzzled.

"Pharmaceutical..." Yaolang glanced at Wang Xiaotang, and directly blocked the way with a spell.

[Do you want to do this! ! !Like I'm going to rush out no matter what! ＾＾＝If you don’t go out, don’t go out!I didn't have to go out either!It's a pity that I can't eat snacks...]

"Oh." Sitting on the sofa, Wang Xiaotang took out the red sun grass and was about to start cutting it, but was stopped by Yaolang.

"Today... learn something else..." Yaolang took out other herbs.

"Learn something else...? What?" Wang Xiaotang was a little curious.

"Jiedu Pills..." Yao Lang taught Wang Xiaotang how to make Jiedu Pills, and asked Wang Xiaotang to make as much as he could, before returning to his room.

【Hello!Yakuro!don't go! 】

Wang Xiaotang held out Erkang's hand to Yaolang's back.

[QAQ Yaolang, you are using child labor! ! !I'm still underage! ! !By the way, what do you want me to do? !Even practice is too much! ! !I can't sell it, so much! ! !etc! 】

Wang Xiaotang remembered what Yao Lang said.

[I can't go anymore... Could it be...!Are they all poisoned? !But it doesn't look like... They are in good health, with rosy complexions, loud voices, and they are living happily... But Yaolang wants so many detoxification pills... AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhCan't figure it out!I can't figure it out! ! !Could it be that one of them is □□? !So to detoxify? ! 】

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