The Vampire Prosecutor of the Spirit World

"What's wrong? Brother?" Ling looked at Min Tae-yeon who had the car in front of him and asked, "I drove today."

"Get in the car." Min Tae-yeon pulled the man into the car and drove out of the parking lot in such a hurry.

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"Are you sure you want to continue?" Ling yawned boredly, looking at the chess game in front of him listlessly-this is already the third game they played-you can't ask a player with strong computing power to make a move Can see the existence of tens of thousands of steps and human thinking at the same time face an opponent who is obviously out of state, what kind of pleasure will there be "abuse food".

"Is there anything you want to talk about?" Ling tidied up the chessboard and put the black and white pieces away, "Do we still need to be so polite?"

"What state are you... now?" Min Tae-yeon looked at Ling, "——I can clearly feel the pulse of your blood."

"Well——" Ling closed the lid of the box, and crossed his fingers in front of his chest, "It's not a human being or a vampire anyway... Well... I'm satisfied except for the slow growth." Speaking of slow growth Ling couldn't help but think of his days in the HP world—they were already nearly a hundred years old (the time flow rate of the two worlds is 30:1), but the external performance was just a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy.

[Fortunately, as smart as I set the purification object of the second stage as 'status', wouldn't it be 'adult' after removing the status of 'minor'? 】Ling smiled, and the vampire beside him made his teeth itch a little with his relaxed and comfortable look.

It is worth mentioning that Ling conducted an experiment this time - he set the first ability attachment object as an accessory, and finally found that as long as the accessory is worn, the corresponding state can be purified, and this is not permanent - this is It means that as long as Ling takes off the necklace on his neck one day, he will turn back to that fresh and delicious 1.7-meter boy-this makes him feel like he is making game props.

[Maybe I can pretend to be a magic stick or something in the future? 】Ling thought distractedly, 【After all, health, disease, exhaustion, pain and so on are all considered as a state...】

"It's almost time," Min Tae-yeon looked at his watch, "Let's go back."

"Ah, then you go first——" Ling came back to his senses, got up and took the coat from the coat rack, "This is not far from my house, I just walk back."

"What are you talking about?" Min Tae-yeon raised his head suspiciously, "Yanzhi and the others should have moved all their things, let's go - I happened to go to the vegetable market when I went back, Yanzhi misses your food very much!" After finishing speaking , Min Tae-yeon left the private room of the chess club with a rare smile.

"what?"

[This routine is too deep...] Ling couldn't laugh or cry, shook his head and followed.

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"We're back!" Ling, who was carrying a lot of ingredients, just entered the door and saw two groups of people sitting in the living room. On one side were Li Yanzhi, who was said to have leaked his previous address somehow, and couldn't graduate with peace of mind. There is one person and one ghost who come to have a meal, and on the other side is a red-eyed vampire who is drinking a small wine and looks like a red-eyed vampire in his own house-there seems to be sparks flashing between the eyes.

"Come to someone to help—" Ling looked at his watch, and the hour hand had already pointed to 5, "It's time for dinner if you don't hurry up." As a result, Ling who turned around and walked to the kitchen silently 'saw' two people through his mental power. The confrontation of vampires in the dark - one by one greets places that cannot be seen from the outside.

[When did Tae-yeon show his emotions so much? 】Ling thought silently in his heart, 【Thought he would just be so dull and not talk about it for the rest of his life——what did he want to suddenly act so obviously? ! 】

"Alas..." Ling, who decided to give up thinking first, turned his head and glanced at the two who had become extraordinarily handsome, and sighed, completely giving up hope for these two vampires.

Finally, after driving the two vampires who were getting more and more busy out of the kitchen, Ling finally finished the dinner. Xiao Yanzhi, who had been waiting for a long time, hurriedly pulled Zhang Zhewu to help serve the dishes.

"Brother—" Xiao Yanzhi, who was already very excited, stared at the cold dish in her hand for a long time, then raised her head with a look of reluctance, "How can we serve the chopsticks after you make the dishes like this!"

"Yeah, this is too cruel..." Zhang Zhewu carefully carried the plate, and didn't relax until An Ran put it on the table.

"Huh?" Ling put down the soup bowl in his hand, and looked at the table - a Mona Lisa - which looked like a scaled down original painting, composed of sliced ​​mushrooms of various colors; then looked at Xiaoyan Zhiduan The straw boat in my hand borrowed arrows - it is completely composed of food, the boat is carved from the whole melon, Zhuge Liang and the scarecrow are made by hand using the method of wagashi, and even the arrow feathers are pickled The radishes were carved out one by one; as for the lotus pavilion that Ling just put down - it is a miniature version of the Soviet-style garden; there are also red sea bream continents, cloud dragon fried shrimp, reincarnation spring rolls, and rising dragons that are firmly held in the back Dumplings, tofu trio...

[Uh... is it too exaggerated? 】Ling rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and was stopped by countless hands as soon as he reached out.

"What do you want to do?!" Pairs of vigilant eyes shot at Ling, "We didn't say no to eating."

"Such an exquisite dish must be shared—" I saw Xiao Yanzhi directing everyone to put the dishes away, took out her mobile phone to take crazy pictures of the dishes, and even sent a few photos to the apron-wearing Ling, "Greedy kill them!"

[Aren't you afraid of causing public outrage? 】Ling shook his head helplessly, smiled dotingly, and sat between Xiao Yanzhi and Zhang Zhewu (Author: This exposes the fact that your sister is in control←_←Ling:...).

"Okay, let's do it all—" Ling took the lead in cutting down the chopsticks, destroying the beauty of Mona Lisa.

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