love poison

The unlucky prince returned to the capital, and the family of three also moved back to the cozy little mansion on the edge of the city in the empty Yuewang Mansion, and the days returned to peace and tranquility. In this season of winter, everything seems to be fine, but the young Erlang He didn't think it was perfect, and another trouble in his life was added-the day of entering Yuezhou official school was the day of the winter solstice.

Erlang had a feeling that his good days were coming to an end. He had clearly agreed to go to a government school to study, but seeing that the day of enrolling was approaching, Erlang regretted it a bit, and spent all day having fun outside and didn’t want to go home.

But this day Erlang went home very early, because he met a little boy who was older and taller than him. Because of some trivial matter, the two children had a little unpleasant fight, and the other party mocked Erlang as "short" and "too beautiful" Like a baby girl" "doesn't even have a name".

Erlang found it difficult to refute, felt frustrated, and went home dejectedly.

When he got home, he heard that his father and Ronghua were in the study, so he went straight to the study, hoping to be coquettish and get some comfort.

Lao Yuan Erlang heard the voices of Xin Mu and Rong Hua.

Xin Mu breathed a little unevenly, and said intermittently: "You...you get up, what are you doing in this clear sky?"

Then there was Ronghua's anxious voice: "I think you look very good-looking when you play chess...I miss you..."

Xin Mu said again: "Don't make trouble, Erlang should be back in a while."

"The little boy went out to play, how can he come back so soon."

"I'm back." Erlang yelled in the courtyard, and then heard a "dong" sound, accompanied by Rong Hua's "Aiya".

Erlang stepped through the door and entered the inner room, and saw that the chessboard was still placed on the soft couch, but it was already messed up. Xin Mu was sitting upright on the soft couch, his face was a little red, while Rong Hua was sitting staggered on the ground, staring at himself, Seems like an annoyance when something good is interrupted.

Erlang felt that these two people were very strange, and what was even more strange was that Rong Hua, who had excellent hearing, didn't hear his footsteps when he first entered the courtyard.

If Erlang was a little older and knew words such as "color-lingzhi-faint" and "white-rixuan-kinky", he would probably understand what happened to Ronghua's sudden hearing impairment today.But now, Erlang's focus is not on Xin Mu and Rong Hua's strangeness, he quickly put this matter behind him, ran over to hug his father's leg, and yelled "ah".

Rong Hua was very dissatisfied, he couldn't hug him casually, but this little brat could hug him casually, it was annoying.

Rong Hua pulled Erlang away by the collar, let him face himself, and said, "What? Was he bullied outside? Didn't I tell you? Who dares to hit you, you hit back, Why come back and complain, shame on me."

Xin Mu gave Rong Hua a white look, and said, "Don't teach the children indiscriminately."

Rong Hua immediately smiled all over his face, sat cross-legged, raised his head and said to Xin Mu: "Madam taught me the lesson."

Xin Mu hooked the corners of her lips, then continued to look at Erlang, and said, "What's the matter?"

Erlang said dejectedly, "Father, am I short?"

Rong Hua immediately answered: "Yes, your legs are not as long as mine."

Erlang: "..."

Xin Mu glanced over again, and Rong Hua straightened his face immediately, and said: "No, what I mean is that although you are short, it is only temporary. Look, is your father short? Am I short? Are you ours? Your own, not picking it up, how can you be short in the future?"

After speaking, Rong Hua quickly looked at Xin Mu, and seeing Xin Mu smiling at him, she became happy again.

Erlang looked carefully at the heights of Xin Mu and Ronghua for a while, and finally felt relieved about his future. Xin Mu comforted him for a while, and then brought the matter to Erlang's enrollment.

To enroll, one must have a famous name.

Erlang immediately said: "I need a very powerful and domineering name, the kind that will scare everyone when I announce the name in the future!"

"There are so many demands..." Ronghua stood up, dragged Erlang to the desk, and said, "I was discussing this with your father last night, and your father chose a few words with good meanings to call you Take a look, which one do you like better?"

Rong Hua spread out a piece of paper on the desk, with a few words written on it, Pei, Jin, Yu, Di.

As a name, they are all good, but Erlang was not satisfied, shook his head, and said seriously: "These names are too literary, they don't suit me."

Rong Hua gritted his teeth and said, "The words your father chose are so good, they're really substandard."

At this time, Xin Mu finally calmed down his heartbeat from the embarrassment of being almost smashed by Erlang, and his face returned to normal. He walked to the table and leaned on Ronghua's body unconsciously without noticing it.Rong Hua put an arm around his shoulder, and said softly, "Let the brat figure it out for himself, don't worry about it."

Xin Mu nodded, and said to Erlang: "Then you can think about it yourself. There are still a few days to go to school, so you have to think about it quickly."

Erlang nodded seriously, and when he looked up, he saw Xin Mu and Ronghua looking at each other. They smiled at each other, their smiles were full of honey, and their eyes were inseparable as if they were pulling strings. The air was very sticky, and I couldn't stay any longer, so I left silently.

The name is with him for the rest of his life. Erlang is very careful. For the next two days, Erlang was thinking about his domineering name. He suddenly woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t sleep. He got up and leaned against the window with his chin resting on his hands. .

Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly a white shadow quickly walked past the window, Erlang was startled, and was about to call out, when he saw Rong Hua.

Rong Hua was only wearing his middle coat, holding a pillow in his hands, and walked in a hurry.

Erlang was so frightened by the white shadow that he was about to protest, but Rong Hua complained first: "Little brat, what are you doing with the windows open in the middle of the night? You scared me."

Erlang said: "Obviously you startled me, it's so late, why don't you go to sleep?"

Rong Hua smiled and said, "I'm going to sleep now, I'm going to sleep now, you should go to bed early too, don't look at the moon."

Erlang nodded, and closed the window obediently. When there was only one crack left in the window, Erlang saw that Rong Hua did not go back to his own room, but entered Xin Mu's room.

At this time Erlang suddenly remembered that there were fewer and fewer things in Rong Hua's bedroom, but more and more things in Xin Mu's room. Rong Hua seemed to have moved here from Yue Wang's mansion. Secretly moved to Xin Mu's house.

Erlang looked towards Xin Mu's room along the small slit, just in time to see Xin Mu open the door for Rong Hua, Rong Hua gave Xin Mu a hug, Er Lang got goosebumps all over his body, and quickly closed the window.

Depressed for two days, thinking about going to school soon, Erlang still decided to hurry up and have fun, but it was so unfortunate that Yuanjia Road was narrow, and Erlang ran into the little kid who laughed at him that day when he went out. up.

The little broken child looked at Erlang with his nostrils proudly, and said with a smile: "Look at you, you are a wild child without a famous name!"

Erlang was so angry that he couldn't hold back any rebuttal after holding it in for a long time, so he turned around and left.

The little boy followed, and continued to mock Erlang for not having a name.

Erlang couldn't take it anymore, turned around and pinched the little boy's wrist, angrily said: "I have a name!"

The children were all taken aback.

Thanks to Rong Hua's usual teachings, although Erlang is young, he is really nimble. He grabbed the hand of the kid who was a head taller than him, but the kid couldn't break free at all.

Erlang's heart became hot, and a magnificent name came to Erlang's mind.

"Remember, I have a name!" Erlang took a deep breath and said loudly, "My name is Rong! Ba! God!"

Erlang returned home miraculously and refreshed. At this time, the meals had been set and the family of three happily finished their meal. Then Erlang said beamingly: "I have something to say."

"I have something to say."

Xin Mu and Erlang spoke at the same time.

Xin Mu glanced at Erlang and said, "Then you go ahead."

Rong Hua looked at the two seriously.

Erlang cleared his throat, and announced seriously: "I have already thought about my name, and, with my mighty name, today I managed to scare away those who laughed at me."

Rong Hua pinched Erlang's face, and said: "Don't be a fool, tell me quickly what you think, and I'll give you a reference for my father."

Erlang cleared his throat again, and roared magnificently: "Rong! Ba! God!"

Rong Hua: "..."

Xin Mu: "..."

There was a moment of stagnation in the air, and after a while, Ronghua couldn't hold it back, and laughed, and said, "Now even bandits don't have such straightforward names, okay? What do you think with your little brain?"

Erlang said angrily: "You don't understand at all, how domineering! Don't you, father!"

"That..." Xin Mu looked at Erlang's expectant eyes, and couldn't bear to hit him, and said tactfully, "We... let's think about it, and don't rush to decide on Li, although you like this name very much, But it’s best to ask a master to do the math, does this name match your horoscope, don’t you think so?”

Erlang was bluffed by this reason for the time being, tilted his head to think, and didn't continue to make trouble, so Xin Mu changed the subject and said, "Then, let me say something."

Because of nervousness, Xin Mu stuttered.

Rong Hua looked at Xin Mu with a smile, and said dotingly: "Madam, I'll listen."

Xin Mu took several deep breaths before whispering, "I...I have..."

Both Ronghua and Erlang didn't hear clearly, they looked at him in bewilderment.

With red ears, Xin Mu hurriedly pulled Rong Hua towards him, and quickly whispered a word in his ear. Even though Rong Hua froze, he didn't even know how to blink.

Erlang saw the distorted looks of those two people, he was a little curious, and asked anxiously: "What's the matter? Tell me quickly!"

Rong Hua was awakened by these words, he stood up suddenly, and hugged Xin Mu horizontally.

"Ah! What are you doing!" Xin Mu was a little startled, and said in panic.

Rong Hua hugged Xin Mu tightly, kissed him hard on the lips, and then shouted excitedly with red eyes: "I, I'm going to be a father again! I'm going to be a father again!"

"Keep your voice down, don't yell..." Xin Mu said a little bit ashamedly, and buried her face in Ronghua's chest.

Rong Hua was still immersed in that great joy, he hugged Xin Mu several times, repeating "I'm going to be a father" over and over again.

His joy is really indescribable, he wants to give Xin Mu all the best things in this world, he wants to hold Xin Mu in his arms until he grows old like this.

Did Erlang react for a long time, and then he realized that he jumped and shouted: "Wow, I'm going to be the big brother! I'm going to be the big brother!"

Xin Mu was a little amused by the quarrel between these two people, and finally had no choice but to say nothing, leaning on Ronghua's chest, the corners of her mouth gradually raised.

Rong Hua walked around in place for a long time, then stopped suddenly, and ran to the bedroom with Xin Mu in his arms.

Xin Mu said anxiously: "Where are you taking me? Put it down quickly!"

Rong Hua said seriously: "I have children, how can I let you walk? You go to rest, go to bed and lie down, don't tire my big baby and little baby."

Xin Mu couldn't bear Ronghua's groaning, and whispered "nonsense" but still hooked Ronghua's neck obediently.

Erlang, who was left behind by the two, jumped around for a while, and hurriedly followed, saying: "I have also thought about the name of my brother or sister, listen to me, listen to me!"

Xin Mu took the time to talk to Erlang, and said with a smile, "What are you thinking?"

Erlang looked excited, and said: "Rong Zhentian, Rong Zhentian, Rong Zhentian! How is it? Domineering or not? Mighty or not?"

Xin Mu: "..."

Rong Hua said with disgust on his face, "Negative."

Erlang was not reconciled, he gritted his teeth and followed, and then said: "Is this not good? How about Rong Shatian? How about it? Is it good? Daddy, father, say something, Rong Shatian! Wait for me!" , how about I think of another one..."

Xin Mu covered her ears, smiled helplessly and sweetly, and thought to herself, in the future, it might be even more noisy.

-End of "The Troubles of Boy Erlang"-

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ps: I put the Qixi Festival episode at the end, and there is another chapter below that is the Qixi Festival episode~

Update to today, even if the full text is over~ Thank you for your company all the time~ If there are any sweet little jokes in the future, I will put the scarf on. Has everyone paid attention to my scarf?The scarf also has the stamp of personal history, (if you do personal history, you understand [doge]) everyone pay attention, okay.

Now it’s really over, oh my god, for half a year, I really can’t bear it TAT woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I hope they will always be happy in Two-dimensional~ see my sons happy , I will be complete~

I can't write anymore, otherwise I can write thousands of nonsense _(:з"∠)_ Anyway, thank you everyone, love you all! ! !

In addition, after the end, I will fix the typos from time to time, and you don’t need to click in when you see the update~ Continue to love me in the next book~

Good night~