On the self-cultivation of a black fan

"I'll marry you a ghost wife? What the hell? Are you having nightmares in the middle of the night?"

Qi Mingfei was at a loss.

"No!" You Jihao yelled, "My mother just called me and asked me to go back to my hometown to get married, because she arranged a marriage for me before, and I'm still wondering if she arranged a baby marriage for me without telling me ?Although it is a bit too feudal to engage in arranged marriages these days, but if the little girl is pretty, then I can consider it, and then I asked her if she has any photos and I will consider it..."

"In the end, she told me that people have been dead for many years. Where did the photos come from! I just found out that she wanted to arrange ghosts for me! She wanted me to marry a dead man!"

Qi Mingfei's mouth twitched immediately: "Calm down, it's fine, why did your mother arrange a yin marriage for you?" Even if You Mama is not superstitious and thinks that a yin marriage is just a ritual, marrying a dead person is a very bad luck after all. There is no reason to arrange a yin marriage for You Jihao for no reason.

"I don't know either," You Jihao said with a sigh, "Of course I strongly objected to what she said, but she was very firm and told me to go, and then hung up the phone before I had time Ask why."

"Then go and ask first, maybe there is some special reason." Qi Mingfei said, he didn't believe Mother You would deceive her son for no reason.

You Jihao said reluctantly: "I'll ask later, but what if my mother is really determined to let me marry a ghost wife? I don't want to marry!"

"Maybe your mother is tactfully urging you to get married in this way. She wants to hint to you that if you can't find a girlfriend, you will have to marry a ghost." Qi Mingfei laughed without sympathy.

"Huh! Goodbye!" You Jihao hung up the phone resolutely.

Su Li quietly looked at Qi Mingfei on the phone, saw that he hung up the phone, raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

Qi Mingfei gloated and told about You Jihao.

"Shadow marriage?" Su Li'an raised his eyebrows.

"What's wrong?" Qi Mingfei didn't know why.

"It's nothing," Su Li'an said with a faint smile, "Your friend seems to have a lot of yang energy, maybe that's why." A yin marriage involves marrying a ghost, and if you don't have a lot of yang energy, you can't suppress it at all.

"Heavy yang?" Qi Mingfei was a little curious, "What about me? Am I yang?"

Su Lian smiled, then shook his head.

Qi Mingfei was suddenly dumbfounded: "I don't have strong yang energy? How could it be? I have never seen a ghost or bumped into a ghost since I was a child!" He had heard before that people with light yang qi and weak yang energy are especially prone to encounter ghosts and bump into ghosts. Ghost, but he never tried.

Su Lian frowned slightly: "I also find it very strange, with your physique, the yang energy is obviously very weak, but..."

"But what?" Qi Mingfei couldn't help asking.

Su Lian paused and shook his head: "Nothing."

"Hey! Don't tease me on purpose!" Qi Mingfei was dissatisfied.

"It's very late now, let's go back, there are still a lot of work plans for tomorrow." Su Li'an changed the subject while talking left and right.

Qi Mingfei still wanted to ask, but Su Li'an had already turned and walked downstairs.

At this moment, a certain black cat that had been nestling in the corner suddenly said, "Where are my three cans?"

Qi Mingfei slapped his forehead, and then remembered the debt he owed. Looking at the black cat's cute round head, he couldn't help coaxing: "You come home with me, and I'll give you three cans, no, four cans." !"

Su Li'an, who hadn't gone far, said coldly: "If you dare to take that thing home, I'll lock you out and won't let you in."

Qi Mingfei: "..." I forgot that he is now living under someone's fence, and even more that his master hates cats very much!

The black cat also refused: "I like this place, so I don't want to go with you, meow."

Qi Mingfei was a little depressed, but he wasn't too disappointed. After all, he had failed countless times before trying to raise a cat, and now he was numb.

Even so, he ran to the supermarket near No. [-] Middle School and bought three cans of food for the black cat.

Seeing the black cat eating canned food with relish, Qi Mingfei couldn't help but reached out and touched the little furry head of the black cat, and then walked away step by step behind Su Lian, with a look of reluctance.

Su Li'an stayed far away from Qi Mingfei along the way, with a look of disgust on his face: "You smell like a cat on your body, it smells so bad, go back and take a shower quickly."

Qi Mingfei snorted: "The cat is so cute, why do you despise it!"

"It's ugly, but the bird is cute." Su Li'an sneered.

Qi Mingfei was suddenly surprised: "You don't like cats because cats eat fish, but some birds also eat fish! Those seabirds in the sea, why do you like birds and hate cats?"

"Superficial," Su Li'an gave Qi Mingfei a sideways glance, "I'm not afraid of cats, it's just that I have some... psychological shadow."

"Isn't that just fear? But since you are not naturally afraid of cats, I think you can still save it," Qi Mingfei eagerly said, "Why don't I cure your fear of cats for you!"

Su Li'an snorted coldly: "I don't want it."

Qi Mingfei is persuasive: "Aren't you afraid that someone will use your weakness of fear of cats to do dangerous things to you? Like when you were kidnapped before, wasn't it because those kidnappers knew that you were afraid of cats? Maybe they kidnapped you for Ask for money, but what if someone wants your life?"

Su Li settled for a moment, and he lowered his eyes, seemingly lost in thought.

"Think about it, if someone wants to kill you, no matter how powerful you are, if you are caught by someone's weakness, it will be like a snake caught by seven inches. When you two are fighting, he puts the cat in your arms Throw it away, and then you faint, then you are dead?!"

Su Li'an pursed his lips, he had to admit that Qi Mingfei was right, if someone really wanted to kill him, he could take advantage of his weakness...

"So just entrust this great task to me!" Qi Mingfei blinked at Su Li'an with a serious face, "For your safety!"

Su Li'an stared into Qi Mingfei's eyes for a while, and then he snorted: "Even if you make me not afraid of cats anymore, I won't let you keep cats in my house."

Qi Mingfei touched his nose: "...I don't plan to raise a cat."

Even if he is allowed to raise it, it will probably end with Mao Mao running away from home in the end.

He has already seen through!

Su Lian hesitated for a while, and then said reluctantly: "Well, it's just a try anyway..."

Qi Mingfei suddenly felt satisfied with his eloquence to persuade his opponent's fans to abandon their secrets and turn to the bright. He smiled: "Don't worry! I will definitely make you not afraid of cats, and even like cats!"

Su Lian snorted: "Don't be too complacent, do you think I haven't tried it before?"

"That's because you used the wrong method! Don't worry, I'll come out and guarantee that you will be cured by the medicine!"

After returning to Su Li'an's house, Qi Mingfei took action immediately. He took out his mobile phone, found dozens of pictures of super cute cats from his album collection, and handed them to Su Li'an.

Su Lian immediately took a few steps back stiffly.

"No way? You are afraid of such a cute cat!" Qi Mingfei couldn't understand it. If it was the fat and fat native cat, Su Li'an, it would be fine. With so many beautiful and lovely breeds of cats, how could Su Li'an be afraid? !

He found a few pictures of milk cats that could make people's heart tremble, and showed Su Li'an, but Su Li'an was also stiff.

Qi Mingfei suddenly became even more difficult to understand. It's okay to be afraid of big cats, but what kind of threat is a small milk cat?

"Take it away!" Su Li'an turned pale and kept shrinking on the sofa.

"Look, look," Qi Mingfei leaned towards Su Lian instead, "They are so cute!"

"No! Take it away!" Su Lian shook his head, his slender body almost curled up on the sofa.

Qi Mingfei didn't intend to make Su Lian not afraid of cats so soon, but seeing Su Lian shrinking into a ball in fright, he couldn't help but want to tease Su Lian, so he smiled and moved closer to Su Lian on purpose: "The cat is not scary at all! Take a closer look! Look at its little furry head, its little furry paws, its pink and tender pads..."

Su Lian kept shrinking back until it was impossible to retreat, and he finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Qi Mingfei was still teasing Su Lian non-stop, but in the end, when he was teasing, suddenly the world was spinning, and the next moment, he was already under the pressure of Su Lian.

Su Li'an pressed Qi Mingfei firmly on the sofa, holding Qi Mingfei with one hand, and grabbing Qi Mingfei's cell phone with the other hand. After Qi Mingfei paused, he immediately struggled. After a while, no one was pleased.

Qi Mingfei knew that Su Li'an was stronger than him, and he couldn't compete with Su Li'an in strength, so he had an idea, stuffed the phone under his butt, and then looked at Su Li'an triumphantly.

Su Li'an paused, and the next moment, he reached out and touched the bottom of Qi Mingfei's buttocks.

Qi Mingfei: "..."

He didn't react for a while, and the phone was snatched away by Su Li'an.

"...what are you going to do?"

Su Lian frowned: "Delete!"

Qi Mingfei looked at Su Li'an dumbfounded, wanting to see how Su Li'an deleted those photos.

In the next second, Su Li'an turned his head away, but his hands were struggling to delete the photo.

But those photos are Qi Mingfei's painstaking efforts to collect and treasure one by one. How could he be willing to let Su Li'an delete them?So he rushed over to snatch his mobile phone back. In order to achieve his goal, he even bit Su Lian's hand by any means.

Su Lian let go and frowned: "Are you a dog?"

Qi Mingfei snatched back the phone and snorted: "You are the dog, I kindly want to help you cure your illness, but you want to delete my baby, you are ungrateful!"

"I'm a fish," Su Li'an snorted coldly, "and what's the use of you forcing me to look at pictures of cats like this?"

"You don't understand that, do you?" Qi Mingfei gave Su Li'an a sideways glance, "The more afraid you are, the more you have to look at it directly, and you will get used to it. This is called desensitization therapy in psychology!"

Su Lian paused: "...Really?"

He thought Qi Mingfei was just teasing him!

Qi Mingfei snorted: "Of course!"

Although his real purpose was just to grab Su Lian...