On the self-cultivation of a black fan

When Su Lian came out of the kitchen after pouring the water, Qi Mingfei was trying to bury his face in the sofa.

"What are you looking for? Is there something on the couch?"

Qi Mingfei raised his head, and silently showed Su Li'an his mobile phone screen: "It's over, it's over, someone leaked my frontal high-definition headshot, it's over!"

Su Lian shrugged: "You are my assistant, with a big star like me, you will definitely receive a lot more attention than before, you have to get used to it."

"Then when I go to see Xia Ke in the future, won't I be recognized and put in a sack?" Qi Mingfei looked melancholy, "It's over, it's over, I'm going to be hated to death by other Xia Ke fans, and my male god himself What will he think of me? Will he believe that I am really his true fan? Hey, hey, he can't live anymore..."

"Is it that exaggerated?" Su Li'an's expression was a little upset. Is it that bad to be his assistant?

Qi Mingfei looked hopeless: "It's that exaggerated! I'm going to be expelled from my fandom by my male god!"

Su Lian: "..."

Qi Mingfei was very melancholy, although after becoming Su Li'an's assistant, his chances of seeing Xia Ke must be higher than before, and he might even take the opportunity to ask for an autographed group photo or something, but now he has been forcibly divided into Su Li'an's camp, His ingredients are no longer pure!He is no longer that innocent little fan who can freely express his love to the male god!

At this moment, he felt that Shake and himself were like the Cowherd and Weaver Girl separated by a Milky Way, like Romeo and Juliet who couldn't be together because of family feuds, like the hateful Marvin Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai separated forcibly...

Su Ma Wencai Li An frowned slightly: "Why do you suddenly look at me with such a resentful expression?"

Qi Mingfei, who entered the scene instantly, had a face that would rather die than submit: "We will never be separated by you!"

Su Li'an gave Qi Mingfei a sideways look: "Crazy! I'm going to take a bath."

Qi Mingfei silently drank the water that Su Li'an handed over: "Oh, then I'm leaving."

"Wait, you still want to leave after drinking my water?" Su Lian said.

Qi Mingfei's expression changed immediately: "Could it be that you poisoned the water?"

Su Li'an snorted very disdainfully: "I want to solve you and need poison? Originally, I just wanted you to help me buy a few packs of bath salts, but I changed my mind now, the living room is a bit dirty, you go and help me Clean it up, and help me feed Elizabeth by the way."

The corner of Qi Mingfei's mouth twitched: "Does my work task also include cleaning for you? This is not good, I can't take the job of your part-time worker."

"I have the final say, you can do whatever I ask you to do, be good, you know?"

Qi Mingfei was weakly making the final struggle: "But it's very late now, it's probably early in the morning after cleaning, even if it's a boy, it's not safe to go back so late! You don't want me to be on the headlines of tomorrow's social news! The well-known little fresh meat assistant was robbed and dumped on the street..."

"...makes sense."

"Right!" Qi Mingfei saw that the persuasion was effective, and quickly took advantage of the momentum to pursue, "Especially where I live is very remote, and the neighborhood is very chaotic, and people are often robbed by speeding cars. There is a small hill behind where I live, and it is said that someone once Throw the corpse there!"

"So dangerous?" Su Lian frowned slightly.

"Yes, yes, it's dangerous. Every time I go out at night, I'm very frightened. I'm afraid that if I accidentally run into something I shouldn't..."

"Then don't leave tonight." Su Li'an said suddenly.

Qi Mingfei: "...Huh?"

Wait, the development of the plot seems to be a bit beyond his expectation!

"Since it's so dangerous, don't go back tonight." Su Li'an frowned, looking like he was thinking about struggling, and after a while, he finally made up his mind, "You might as well move here in the future, anyway, you can't leave In the future, you don’t have to pick you up when you’re in a hurry, you can go directly together, and it’s more convenient to call you.”

Is it more convenient to call you this sentence is the point? !

Qi Mingfei was a little dumbfounded: "Don't you like living with other people?"

Su Lian just said that he likes to live alone!Face slaps don't come so fast!

"I don't like other people invading my territory, but your words are okay, maybe because you are too weak to threaten me," Su Lian raised his eyebrows, "Of course, after you live in, we still offer three chapters of the law." Yes, you are not allowed to walk around in my house, except the kitchen, bathroom and your room, no matter what you do, you must act lightly, as if you do not exist."

Has he already started talking about the various rules after he moved in so soon?But he obviously hasn't agreed to move in yet!

Qi Mingfei laughed dryly: "Wait a minute, I haven't said I'm moving here yet."

"I made an exception to let you move in. Are you still planning to refuse?" Su Li'an looked at Qi Mingfei in disbelief, as if it would be very unreasonable for Qi Mingfei to refuse him, "Do you know how many people begged for it?" Can't even ask for it?"

Qi Mingfei laughed dryly: "I know that girls who want to move into your house and live with you can be arranged from the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere, but I am different, and I am not a girl."

Su Lian narrowed his eyes slightly: "So you mean to refuse?"

Qi Mingfei said solemnly: "Please allow me to solemnly refuse!"

Su Li'an stared at Qi Mingfei for a while, as if he had seen through something, and suddenly he said, "The rent for utilities is free, and I will pay for the food. You just need to do all the housework."

Qi Mingfei instantly wanted to kneel down to Su Lian, what Su Lian saw through was his poor soul!

But wait!He is a man of integrity and dignity!How could he bow down for free water, electricity and food! ...Damn it, he actually got a little bit moved!

"I can help you get a few signatures from Xia Ke." Su Li'an curled his lips and added a bargaining chip.

"...It's such a happy decision!" Qi Mingfei blinked, and changed his words in a polite manner, "Then when will I move here? Can it be tomorrow? I can do it anytime." What is backbone?nonexistent!Bow to the signature of poverty and male god!

"You can stay here tonight, go back and pack your luggage tomorrow." Seeing Qi Mingfei's pleasing expression, Su Li'an was very satisfied, but he was still a little depressed, "Damn! It's as if I begged you to move here, Mingming I casually post a rent-seeking revelation, and my family’s threshold will be leveled by thousands of horses and horses in a matter of minutes, and you are the only one who doesn’t know what’s good.” You also need to rely on coercion and temptation!

Qi Mingfei sighed faintly: "Aren't I afraid that after your fans know that I live with you, my corpse will be trampled down by thousands of horses in minutes..."

Fortunately, he is a man, if he is a girl, he is likely to be trampled into dust by thousands of troops, and the bits and pieces will be turned into mud and crushed into dust, and they will not be able to be picked up when they fall on the ground, and will be gone with the wind when the wind blows.