On the self-cultivation of a black fan

In the end, Su Lian got his wish and ate the big meal he had dreamed of, and he also chose puffer fish sashimi very cruelly. It can be said that it is quite cruel to kill the same kind.

As a poor guy who has never eaten fugu, Qi Mingfei was worried about whether he would be poisoned if the fugu was not handled properly, but he ate quite happily with this fearful and exciting thought. After all, he has no good points. The biggest advantage is probably that he is optimistic enough - if the puffer fish is really not handled well, then this big meal will be his last supper, and it is better to be a hungry ghost than a hungry ghost.

Although puffer fish sashimi is delicious, after Qi Mingfei finished his share, he still couldn't help sneaking up to Su Li'an while Jin Jiren was going to the toilet, and asked him seriously: "Aren't you a fish? Are you a fish?" How can you eat your own kind?"

Su Li'an raised his eyebrows: "Who said that fish can't eat fish? Did you stipulate it?"

Qi Mingfei blinked: "But we humans generally don't eat humans."

"Let's not say that these puffer fish have not yet developed their intelligence, they are just the lowest-level fish. Even if they have activated their intelligence and become puffer fish spirits, I will still eat them." Su Li'an glanced at Qi Mingfei and snorted. "In the sea, the big fish eat the small fish, and the small fish eat dried shrimps. How can I live without eating fish? Do I rely on photosynthesis?"

Qi Mingfei was speechless for a while, and he pursed his lips after a few seconds: "So that's how it is..."

"However, the shark's diet is much richer than that of ordinary fish." Su Li'an suddenly changed the subject. "I eat fish because I like fish. After all, fish is rich in protein and calcium. Eating more is good for your health."

...A sudden change in painting style?Is he watching health programs now?

Qi Mingfei laughed dryly: "What you said makes sense, it seems that I will eat more fish in the future."

After eating this big meal that was nominally to celebrate his entry into the job, Qi Mingfei finally successfully ended his first day's work tasks and left work satisfactorily.

As soon as he got home, he slumped on the sofa limply and didn't even want to lift a finger.

Going to work is really tiring, that guy Su Lian has been calling him around all day long, telling him to do this and that... But for the sake of his salary, he endured it!No way, bow to poverty!

"Are you tired from work?" You Jihao, who also just got off work not long ago, asked Qi Mingfei while eating instant noodles. It was supposed to be Qi Mingfei's turn to cook today, but because Qi Mingfei went to work, he just cooked some instant noodles and settled down. for a moment.

Qi Mingfei was paralyzed on the sofa and moaned, "I'm so tired that I'm like a dog? That guy Su Li'an treats me like a dog, he must be taking revenge!"

"Who made you his opponent's fan, and often blackmailed him." However, You Jihao has already seen through everything.

Qi Mingfei sighed: "It's all my fault that I accidentally dropped my horse. If I hadn't dropped my horse, nothing would happen now."

"Actually, being Su Li'an's assistant is pretty good," You Jihao comforted Qi Mingfei, "Although you may be a little busy, but the salary is high, and you don't have to worry about your last meal, and the most important thing is that when you With Su Lian's assistant, wouldn't there be a chance to meet your Xia Ke? Think about it, an ordinary person or a celebrity assistant, which one has a better chance of seeing Xia Ke? You don't need to spend money to buy tickets."

"It makes sense," Qi Mingfei touched his chin and nodded. Although the fans of Su Lian and Xia Ke are incompatible, there are still many opportunities for cooperation between them. As long as he stays with Su Lian, he will not worry about not seeing him. Xia Ke, "But here comes the question... Will Xia Ke misunderstand? I am a loyal fan, and I actually ran to be the assistant of the opposite party..."

You Jihao rolled his eyes on the spot: "He is a big star who manages everything every day, will he remember you as a small fan?"

Qi Mingfei faltered suddenly: "Okay... I'm worried now that if someone takes a picture of me, Su Lian's new assistant, and I go to Xia Ke's fan meeting in the future, I'm afraid I will be beaten."

"Is it so exaggerated?"

Qi Mingfei laughed dryly: "No exaggeration!" The hatred between fans of Su Li'an and Xia Ke is deeper than the sea!

You Jihao shrugged: "Then I can only pray for you silently."

At this moment, Qi Mingfei suddenly remembered that he still had one of the most important tasks to complete today - to refute the rumors of his male god against gangsters. He immediately struggled to bounce up from the sofa and went back to the room Turned on the computer.

Looking at the Weibo forum, the situation is really not optimistic. Although Xia Ke's fans refuted the rumors and broke their legs, but they couldn't help but take advantage of the opportunity to take advantage of the troubled waters. Writing a small thesis, but just as he was brewing his emotions, his text message notification sound suddenly rang.

Qi Mingfei picked up his phone and looked, and it turned out to be that guy Su Lian again.

"I'm hungry again. I want to eat frozen yogurt cheesecake and mango pancake. Let's have another cup of matcha with cheese milk cap. My address is XX. Come quickly. By the way, help me go to the supermarket to buy a few packs of bubble bath salts. I want to take a bubble bath, but I just ran out of bath salts at home, PS I like milk flavor."

Qi Mingfei: "..."

Bubble bath your sister!

A grown man actually likes bubble baths, which also taste like milk. Do you think you are a mermaid princess?

... Well, it really is!

But even if Su Lian is the mermaid prince, he is not the servant of the prince!

Qi Mingfei immediately turned back to Su Li'an with his eyes wide open: "Let me remind you, I'm off work now!"

Su Li'an's reply came quickly: "I haven't asked you to leave work yet, how can you leave work without authorization?"

Qi Mingfei was furious, and he replied to Su Li'an angrily: "Don't I need to rest? Don't I have no personal time after becoming your assistant?"

revenge!This is definitely Su Li'an's revenge on his opponent fan!

The next moment, Su Lian's call came.

Qi Mingfei hesitated for a moment, but still picked it up angrily.

"So you mean not to cooperate?" Su Li'an's ending sound was slightly raised, which was quite threatening.

Qi Mingfei was a little timid for a moment, but he still insisted on his position: "I'm off work now, and after I get off work, I have no obligation to obey your orders."

"I didn't tell you to leave work, so you can't leave work," Su Li'an snorted, "Or do you want to see me on the forum?"

Qi Mingfei: "..."

Su Li'an actually threatened him with hanging on the wall again!

Simply unbearable!

He has a lot of backbone!

No one can make him bow his head easily!

"You are very famous among my fans," Su Lian said with a chuckle, "Every time I peek at the screen to see what my little fans are discussing, I often see them discussing you—discussion If I saw you in real life, would I put a sack on it and beat me with sticks, or would I just sink into the Qiantang River?"

Qi Mingfei quickly changed his words: "I'll come right away!"

What is the backbone?

nonexistent!