When the vase hits the shadow queen [GL]

During the day: "Boss, have you forgotten what you said?"

Shen Youqing: "..."

"If you don't work hard on filming, thinking of going home to inherit a huge family property and living a life dealing with money every day, you feel that life has lost its meaning."

The words that obviously mean the same thing, but when they come out of Tiantian's mouth, the degree of shame explodes.

Shen Youqing gritted her teeth: "What exactly do you want to say?"

"Boss!" Bai Tian roared on the other end of the phone: "Do you still remember that you are a celebrity? Your Weibo has not been updated for three days! Now the comment section is full of clamor to commit suicide if you don't post a selfie..."

"what--"

A shrill scream from the phone choked the rest of the day's words in his throat.

"Boss," swallowed Bai Tian, ​​and silently moved to a place where the sun could reach him: "What are you looking at?"

"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre." Shen Youqing thought of how much more courageous his personal assistant was than Bubi Mouse, and kindly added: "The uncut version. Do you want to watch it?"

"No, I still can't..." Just the first seven characters of the movie title already made Tiantian's legs go weak, and the invitation later made him return to the fear of being dominated by Shen Youqing.

……

Shen Youqing is undoubtedly a good boss.

She will neither let you run all over the streets under the sun on a hot day just to buy a cup of sour plum soup she likes to drink, nor will she call you when you are sleeping soundly in the middle of the night and ask you to drive to the supermarket to help her Picking up the aunt's towel - so that the 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and being on standby at any time during the day was so idle that he wondered if he was secretly resigned by Shen Youqing - if he hadn't been able to receive his salary on time every month.

But his good days came to an abrupt end after Shen Youqing's record was destroyed by a bear boy.

Shen Youqing had to listen to that record when she went to sleep—the broken record made it difficult for her to fall asleep—the inability to sleep made her want to watch movies—the continuous insomnia made her start watching special programs—only horror movies could do it if she suffered from insomnia for more than three days comfort her.

The boss wants to watch a horror movie, do you want to accompany him or not?

accompany!Why not accompany me!

Although Shen Youqing is the boss, she is also a beautiful woman with a glamorous appearance. Men, more or less, have inexplicable feelings towards beautiful women.

When I was young, a big way to pick up girls during the day was to choose horror movie scenes when dating in the cinema, and let the girls approach me while screaming.

He was thinking very well - if he hadn't been so frightened that night when he was watching a movie at Shen Youqing's house, he would sit on the ground hugging the chair legs and crying bitterly.

——At that moment, he was extremely grateful to the General Administration of Light Butt.

——Thanks to the father of the General Administration for his ability to cut movies.

……

Recalling the sad past, it is called an unbearable look.

During the day, I silently wiped away a handful of bitter tears.

He was really crying at that time, hugging Shen Youqing's chair leg, crying with snot and tears, the crying forcefully overwhelmed Shen Youqing's surround sound system.

Until he saw the nasty smile on Shen Youqing's face, he finally understood why Shen Youqing, who had always regarded the screening room as a sacrosanct private territory, would suddenly invite him to watch a movie together.

People don't die in insomnia, they pervert in insomnia.

Shen Youqing undoubtedly belongs to the latter.

……

Shen You checked and opened Weibo, and the comment area was just like what he said during the day, full of "I want to take a selfie, or I will commit suicide" comments.

Taking a selfie is such a simple thing.

She turned on the camera, clicked, and returned to Weibo to upload pictures.

With the sound of "ding dong", Weibo was sent successfully.

"Don't kill yourself, here comes the selfie [with picture]"

After a while—

"??? [Emoji package: Can't figure it out]"

“!!![Emoji package: Hold my 40-meter sword, I allow you to run 39 meters first]”

“[Laughing and crying] I found Young Master Shen’s selfie [with picture]”——The picture is a part of the photo sent by Shen Youqing after it was zoomed in and blurred, and a person sitting cross-legged can be vaguely seen in the silver reflection silhouette.

After Shen Youqing found this comment, she liked it, and she took a picture of it casually, but she didn't expect that someone would actually find it—although the part of the screenshot was on the metal railing of the balcony five meters away from her.

……

"Positive energy idol, in order to save fans who committed suicide, Shen Youqing actually did this..."

As soon as the title automatically pushed by the browser popped up, Zhao Ningxi subconsciously clicked on the familiar name.

After reading the content, she couldn't help scolding the word "fuck".

Is this kind of crap worthy of writing a special draft?Click on Weibo again, and as expected, this Weibo has already been trending. In less than three hours, it has received five-figure retweets and comments, as well as six-figure likes.

Zhao Ningxi:? ? ?

If you buy a navy, please go for some snacks, okay? ? ?

Such exaggerated data is fake at first glance.

Zhao Ningxi clicked into the comment area, waiting to use her trumpet to like Shen Youqing's Heizi, but after scrolling around, she found that they were all praising her for being cute and witty.

WTF? ? ?

"Hehe, who bought the navy to make a fake, who can't see it?"

After leaving this comment, Zhao Ningxi posted it heartbroken.

A moment later, her perennially silent trumpet suddenly rang.

——"Yes, we are the navy."

——"I'm so touched, I haven't seen Heizi in Young Master Shen's comment section for many years."

——"Drip, Shuijunka!"

Water you M——B! WTF!

……

Back on the large Weibo, the selfie posted in the morning has more than [-] likes, and the comments have just passed four digits.

The first few rows of hot comments were all her familiar IDs, posting emoticons made of her beautiful photos, and praised her in unison: "Xiaoxian daughter is so cute."

After flipping through a few brands, a newest comment popped up: "Hehe, I just like the shameless way you replied when you bought the navy and praised yourself."

Buying a navy cost your money and eat your rice?Pooh!When Zhao Ningxi pressed the delete button, he breathed a sigh of relief.

These days, it is a well-known secret that celebrities buy sailors.

You have to buy it for filming a new movie, you have to buy it for a show, you have to buy it for an endorsement, and if you don’t buy it—where does the popularity come from?

If you don’t have fans, you should buy them, as if you are still popular, and if you have fans, you can buy more. If you have 1 fans, you can create an image of 1 fans; The appearance of a million fans, if there are [-] fans in the first place... Ouch, that would be terrible, I have to show the appearance of having [-] million fans.

There are 13 billion people in China, and 7 netizens remember it. They are so ruthless that one person can share one-seventh of it.

That's right, Zhao Ningxi was referring to Shen Youqing sarcastically.

……

To be honest, Zhao Ningxi and Shen Youqing don't have any major conflicts.In fact, the two had never even met face to face.

The most recent close contact was probably on the red carpet of an international film festival. When she finished walking off the red carpet, she turned her head and saw that she was surrounded by a kind of media stars, Kaka Shen Youqing who took a picture.

Speaking of this matter, Zhao Ningxi became angry.

In order to participate in that international film festival, she started dieting a month in advance, training her body and manners, in order to be able to dazzle and outshine others, she took eleven suitcases for the trip in less than three days. .

She walked the red carpet beautifully, and all the press releases that featured xx actresses were sent out that night. As a result, in the press release issued by foreign media the next day, her name was put on another person's photo.

Hehe, this meme has made her laugh in the entertainment industry for three years—maybe it will be longer.

If the matter stopped here, Zhao Ningxi wouldn't be able to transfer his anger to Shen Youqing.

On the second day after the foreign media found out that Zhao Ningxi was so foolish as to not be able to tell the truth from the fake, someone asked a question on Weibo's Q&A platform: "Why is Shen Youqing more popular than Zhao Ningxi in the eyes of Chinese people?" Media welcome?"

Leaving aside a bunch of answers about classic works comparing the two people's acting dedication, Zhao Ningxi has self-knowledge, acting is something that he doesn't have, and he doesn't have it, and he can't compare what he doesn't have with others.

It was hard to find an answer that simply evaluated the appearance of the two without considering external factors. The answer from the answerer was like poking Zhao Ningxi's heart.

"...There is no doubt that both Shen Youqing and Zhao Ningxi can be among the beauties. Even from the point of view of the respondent as a man, Zhao Ningxi is more in line with my aesthetics. Why? His eyes are big and charming, and his chest is full , buttocks are straight and upturned - because she is more in line with a man's physical needs.

"But physiological needs are only the lowest level of needs in Maslow's hierarchy of needs...

"The answerer first gives his own conclusion: Why is Shen Youqing, who is also a big beauty in the eyes of Hua people, more popular with foreign media than Zhao Ningxi? The answer is because Shen Youqing's appearance is more advanced..."

To sum up, Zhao Ningxi's beauty is beauty, but it is the kind of beauty that is within reach. It is no different from those stereotyped Internet celebrities on the Internet. Although this kind of thing that can be produced in an assembly line is beautiful, it looks cheap and Inferior, but Shen Youqing's beauty is like a lotus flower that can only be seen from a distance and cannot be played with. It makes people awe-inspiring and cannot be copied, because her beauty is from the soul and bones, and then penetrates to the surface of the body - bah!If the respondent was in front of her, Zhao Ningxi could spit on his face.

Come, come, come, come out of the assembly line with my face!

What kind of Internet celebrity face, those faces that have been knifed, which one has the natural look of an old lady, and which one has the beauty of an old lady?Even if she is an internet celebrity, she, Zhao Ningxi, is still the top one among the internet celebrities—bah, bah, what to compare, almost being led astray.

As for the high-level sense that the respondent mentioned...

After Zhao Ningxi stared at Shen Youqing's photo for a long time - ophthalmology department can't save people, with this paralyzed face, how did they see the word "advanced"?

A Prada label branded on her forehead?

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