When the vase hits the shadow queen [GL]

No matter how you look at it, Shen Youqing and Screaming Chicken are completely incompatible.

Although she wears 100-yuan underpants and 50-yuan cotton shirts, in the hearts of fans, she will always be the young master Shen who is holding a red wine glass and smirking, seducing all the girls and ladies. .

For a person like Shen Youqing, no matter how rough she is on the outside, it's hard for everyone to really think she's rough.

In a word, even if she wears beggar clothes, everyone will think that she is a rich man.

So Screaming Chicken...

Not to mention the audience, even everyone present, it is difficult to draw the two into a line.

Han Nanqing has debuted for a long time. Although Shen Youqing doesn't remember her very much, she has indeed met Shen Youqing many times. Every time Shen Youqing gives her the feeling that she is unattainable. It's not that this person is arrogant. It's just that she feels like this, she is very close to you, and you can feel her kindness, but you know very clearly in your heart that she is not the same person as you.

This is also the reason why there are so many ups and downs in the entertainment industry, and Shen Youqing has been able to prosper for so many years. Even if black material appears, it is easy to be whitewashed - everyone thinks the same as her, like Shen Youqing This kind of person can basically be regarded as a very transparent, non-human existence, how could he be involved in the complicated vortex of the entertainment industry.

A VCR soon appeared on the big screen. In fact, most of the items in the room were not randomly selected. Many items were put into the gift room after seeing the items in the guest's home in advance. It will be advanced to a very front position, so that it is difficult for most people to realize that the VCR that was shot at the beginning is used in this place.

"... want me to expose Ah Qing's little secret?" In the darkness, Zhao Ningxi's voice rang out, and then she was sitting on the sofa, covering her mouth with an embarrassed smile on her face: "Isn't that right?" Great..."

Although she said it embarrassingly, she shook Shen Youqing's bottom without any psychological burden.

"There is a spoofing screaming chicken video in the XX supermarket on the Internet. I don't know if you have seen it." Zhao Ningxi opened his saved Weibo and put it in front of the camera: "This is it."

What she released was a video that had been reposted over [-] times on the Internet. This is a screenshot of a surveillance video. In the video, a person wearing a hat and mask crushed a whole box of screaming chickens in a supermarket. Going down, then suddenly running away, the screams of screaming chickens resounded throughout the building.

The first person to send the video said that he had wanted to do this for a long time, but he didn't expect that someone would actually do this kind of thing, and most of the pictures in the comment area were comments made by real warriors who felt good watching them.

Zhao Ningxi in front of the camera couldn't stop laughing: "Didn't you realize that this person is Shen Youqing?"

She paused the video for a frame, then pointed to a small, unremarkable figure in the corner and said, "I'm here."

The screen of the video changed to the home of Shen Youqing and Zhao Ningxi. In the study, everyone saw Shen Youqing's screaming chicken.

The little yellow chicken with its mouth wide open was hung by its neck and hung on a bookcase. Behind the bookcase was a stream of serious literature. It looked particularly funny when paired with this chicken.

"This is Shen Youqing's little chicken丨chicken..." Zhao Ningxi couldn't help laughing, and continued to break the news, regardless of the already smug girlfriend on the other side: "When I bought this chicken, I used it to scare Ah Qing. It made her angry, and she insisted on sleeping with the chicken at night, but when I turned over, I pinned the chicken down, screaming in the middle of the night, and I didn't wake up, she woke up scared and couldn't sleep hahahaha..."

Except for Shen Youqing, everyone present was hahahaha.

She pinched her girlfriend's face helplessly and dotingly: "Does it hurt when you smile?"

"It hurts, it's all sore." Zhao Ningxi said honestly, "But when I thought of your aggrieved face when I woke up the next day, I still thought it was funny."

Shen Youqing rubbed her face helplessly with the palm of her hand: "If you laugh any more, your wrinkles will appear. I hate you."

Hearing the word disgust, Zhao Ningxi immediately glared at her: "How dare you?"

Shen Youqing lowered his head and kissed her on the lips: "Guess?"

Zhao Ningxi's face flushed instantly.

There was a tidy applause on the field, and Chen Qianxuan whistled as if watching the excitement: "Young people are passionate, ah, I'm so envious..."

Liu Kaixuan pouted at the side: "Honey, shall we have one too?"

"Huh..." Chen Qianxuan turned her hands away from her husband's face begging for a kiss with a look of disgust: "Go away, I want Shen Shao to kiss and hug you." She pouted and gave Shen Youqing a hug. Blowing a kiss: "Come on, Young Master Shen!"

Zhao Ningxi stood in front of Shen Youqing with a step, and blew a kiss to Chen Qianxuan: "Sister Qianxuan, this is a blown kiss from my family, Ah Qing, and I will convey it to her."

"Okay, no problem." Chen Qianxuan responded readily, and blew a kiss to Zhao Ningxi by the way: "Ningxi, what?"

The two women came and went, and everyone was very happy to see them.

But in the end, it was time for the host to announce the results: "All six pairs, congratulations to Youqing and Ningxi, who became the couple with the highest tacit understanding in this field, and won a day and night date on a luxury sea cruise, so let's see our Zikong and Ningxi now Can Nan Qing continue the achievements of the two and spend a wonderful night on the cruise ship together?"

Qin Zikong was full of confidence, and immediately said that he had no problem.

Han Nanqing smiled and said nothing, and seemed confident in herself.

The first Chapter 1 photo released was of Han Nanqing holding a bottle of red wine. As soon as this photo came out, a smile appeared on Qin Zikong's face.

Before Han Nanqing could explain why he chose this, he couldn't wait to lift the lid in front of him and released a photo of himself holding this bottle of red wine.

Although his eagerness broke the rhythm of the program group, Han Nanqing still opened his mouth, intending to continue the script he had already written, but Qin Zikong didn't give her this chance.

"This bottle of wine is actually not my favorite, my favorite red wine is..."

He opened his mouth first, explaining clearly why he chose this bottle of red wine, and by the way, how much he knows about wine, how much he loves wine on weekdays, how many bottles of wine he has in his family, and where he lives. In order to store wine, the local government specially transformed the basement into a wine cellar. How many places have I visited for wine, who have I met, and what have I experienced...

If Liu Kaixuan hadn't interrupted him in time, saying that his knowledge of wine was limited to knowing what kind of cooking wine can improve the taste, Qin Zikong would probably be able to talk about this topic for another half an hour.

The host cast a grateful look at Liu Kaixuan, but Qin Zikong didn't appreciate it, he didn't realize that he was delaying the time of the program group, but instead cast contempt at Liu Kaixuan, shaking his head and sighing: "Oh, It's a waste of these wines as cooking wine, brother Kaixuan, you don't know how to use them..."

Liu Kaixuan laughed and said that he was a rough person, Chen Qianxuan frowned, but she still didn't say anything to refute Qin Zikong's words, she just echoed her husband and said: "Yes, my Kaixuan is a rough person, the kind of rough everywhere... ..."

As soon as these words came out, several girls instantly cast surprised and intelligible expressions.

Zhao Ningxi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said: "My Ah Qing is very long."

The film crew got to the point, and a shot was pushed towards Shen Youqing's hand.

This is a pair of hands carved out of jade, with distinct joints, cleanly trimmed nails, pink and round, and most importantly, slender fingers.

Shen Youqing helped her forehead helplessly, she knew that what Zhao Ningxi said was not what everyone understood, but this sentence had to make people think wrong.

Zhao Ningxi really didn't think so. Compared with Shen Youqing, Liu Kaixuan was shorter and stronger, so he had to be thicker, while Shen Youqing was tall and slender. It's actually the height of the two of them.

But when everyone turned their ambiguous eyes on her, Zhao Ningxi instantly realized what he had just said.

"..." Where is the hole, I want to drill down.

Ahhh, I'm so ashamed, what did she say?

That night, Song Wenhui called. She used tactful words, but summed up in thousands of words, it was an expression of meaning—as a public figure, you still have to pay attention to your own image, and girls should not be too direct.

The original words are as follows: "... This kind of comparison is good for you to communicate in private. We also know that you and Ah Qing love each other. It's not that mom can't understand you, but..."

After hanging up the phone, Zhao Ningxi squatted beside the bed and scratched the wall, wishing that she could instantly transform into a Wolverine and scratch through the wall to find a place far away from the world to hide, but Shen Youqing didn't let her go. On the bed, half of the fragrant shoulder with a smear of white came out from the loose bathrobe. She played with her slender fingers and said to Zhao Ningxi: "Shall we test the length..."

"Test you bastard!"

At the shooting scene, Zhao Ningxi, who had no holes to drill, was so blushing that she was about to puff, as if if she was given a chimney, she would be able to rush onto the rails like the earliest steam train and run [-] miles.

Shen Youqing opened her hand, and she threw herself into her arms as if she had found a savior: "Ah, I'm dying..."

This little episode made everyone smile, and soon eased the embarrassment caused by Qin Zikong's strong pretense.

Han Nanqing also smiled, her smile is always gentle, making people feel very refreshing like the spring breeze blowing on her face, so although her popularity has never been high, and she has not been able to become popular after making many TV series, she still has Many people like that they can become a person like her, which seems to make people feel that the world is full of kindness.

Qin Zikong was not very happy. Along the way, several checkpoints, Shen Youqing and Zhao Ningxi, a same-sex couple, almost stole everyone's limelight. As a man, although he had admired Zhao Ningxi and Shen Youqing Yan, but when the two of them became lovers, there was only disgust in his heart.

Homosexuals should have been quietly hiding in the shadows. In his opinion, the passage of the marriage law by the country is already a concession. He never thought that these people would go so far as to dare to come to participate in variety shows.

Shen Youqing glanced at Qin Zikong vaguely, seeing the emotions in his eyes. She hugged Zhao Ningxi in her arms, smiled with curved lips, and her eyes deepened a little.

Soon it was time for Qin Zikong to choose his favorite things for Han Nanqing.

Han Nanqing is well known as a flower lover. Although she is an actress in her job, everyone thinks that she is more accomplished in flower arrangement. If she is not an actress, she might be able to do better by becoming a full-time flower arranger. , so it was quite normal for Qin Zikong to choose flowers for her.

If a florist doesn't love flowers, who would love flowers more?

Qin Zikong chose a red rose in full bloom for Han Nanqing, and he confessed affectionately to Han Nanqing: "You are the red rose in my heart, blooming delicately and brilliantly in my heart..."

When Han Nanqing saw the flower, all the blood on her face faded away, but because of the cover-up of her makeup, she just froze in the camera, and then an embarrassed smile appeared on her face, and Chen Qianxuan, who was standing next to her, just saw Look carefully at her pale face.

Her hand has already been placed on the cover, but if the items are not the same, the program team will not let the cover open until the same item appears, but the two people chose different from the first item, If it wasn't for the program crew deliberately changing the order, it would be Qin Zikong's choice, and there really wasn't anything that was the same as what she had chosen.

As if to see his jokes, after Qin Zikong finished reading a long paragraph of affectionate words, the host walked up behind Han Nanqing and looked into the transparent cover with a decent look—in fact, he had already Know what each person chooses.

He said regretfully: "I'm sorry, there are no red roses among Nan Qing's favorite things."

Hearing this, Qin Zikong was stunned for a moment, and he asked back, "You don't like red roses?"

This question made everyone else stunned. Why, the other party has to like what you choose?

Han Nanqing explained in a low voice: "I originally wanted to choose..."

Qin Zikong had an expression that I knew.

The speechlessness on Chen Qianxuan's face was almost written in words, but she curled her lips, remembering that she was doing a show, so she didn't say anything.

Zhao Ningxi squeezed Shen Youqing's hand, and the latter squeezed it back.

Han Nanqing chose the second watch for Qin Zikong, which gave Qin Zikong something to show off. He raised the watch on his wrist and explained to the camera how much he loves watches. How beautiful, and those who criticize quartz watches are rubbish... Although his original words are not so straightforward, the overall meaning is similar.

Shen Youqing looked down at the sports watches of a certain brand that she and Zhao Ningxi were wearing.

This is a brand endorsement received by Zhao Ningxi. As a girlfriend, she also wears a watch sent by the brand owner - she doesn't mind the fact that the brand owner allows her to advertise for free, anyway, the money will eventually be added to Zhao Ningxi's advertisement fee inside.

Others' endorsement fee is traffic price, and Zhao Ningxi's endorsement fee also includes the brand premium from his girlfriend. Although it is not the only one, it is the one with the most premium.

After all, heterosexual couples are not like same-sex couples, and many endorsements can be used together.

Liu Haoshen twitched the corners of his mouth. He and Song Yuwei also accepted the watch endorsement, but they received a watch from a young fashion brand. Putting the two Hello Kitty watches together, they seemed to feel the disgust from the air.

When Qin Zikong's fans saw this paragraph, they all expressed their disbelief, and seriously doubted whether their male god had been transferred.

"When did my male god become so stupid..."

"I don't believe it, it must be the fault of the script, it must be set up like this by the program group. Who doesn't know that the editing of the program group now makes people tear up if they want to make people tear up, and anyone who wants to fire CP with whomever they want can fire CP. I absolutely don't believe it... ..."

"The expression on Qin Zikong's face made me doubt the life series."

After all, the expression on the face of being forced to act aggressively is completely different from actively acting aggressively.

Fans of Liu Kaixuan, who had just been dissed by Qin Zikong with alcohol, jumped out one after another: "Come on, don't talk about the arrangement of the program group, it's not unknown that the program "I Love You" has always been characterized by random play , recognize it clearly, your male god is like this, you think he is good, just because the previous variety show has a script..."

"Oh my god, my eyes, who is pretending to be aggressive, this light is so strong, please goggles for support. This is the first time I have seen such a shameless man..."

The technical fan jumped out and played a large barrage, explaining in detail what mistakes Qin Zi had made in his knowledge of mechanical watches, and accompanied by a mocking expression, pretending not to be in place, and defrauding outsiders .

So except for a small number of Qin Zikong's brainless fans who continued to fight, most of them suddenly became quiet as chickens.

The show continues...

As expected, the program group adhered to the same style as before, and did not intentionally trick the two of them because of Qin Zikong's low EQ behavior. In other words - Qin Zikong chose the second thing for Han Nanqing, and it didn't match what she liked .

This time, Qin Zikong chose a necklace from a luxury brand. He said that Han Nanqing once told himself that she hoped to wear this necklace and wear a wedding dress to marry him when the two got married.

This time, Han Nanqing couldn't even laugh.

How would she explain it? She had never seen this necklace before, and this kind of necklace with rubies inlaid on her chest obviously didn't match the white and sacred wedding dress in her mind, so she said this to Qin Zikong The person who spoke obviously couldn't be himself.

Missed again?The faces of the people have already begun to show the expressions of watching a movie. From the first few levels, everyone can see that these two people may be the ones who will be torn apart in this season's I Love You, but they did not expect the fourth level to be so ruthless, and Qin Zi So Kong is so powerful, he actually chose two in a row, neither of which is what his girlfriend likes, and even went far away.

Moreover, according to the urine nature of the program group, it is estimated that the third one was not selected correctly.

Qin Zikong frowned, although he didn't ask the first time, but the expression on his face was similar, the translation probably reads - you actually forgot what you said to me?Simply inexcusable.

Han Nanqing knew her boyfriend very well, and the original foreign language book selected by the third one also matched the book selected by Qin Zikong.

Regarding the row of books on the bookshelf, why did the two of them choose this? Qin Zikong probably felt that the first two had already pretended to be coercive enough, and the last one should be reserved for Han Nanqing to praise himself, so it was rare that he did not speak. Looking at her head, she could see that she was not in a good mood. The host was also in a daze when she asked the question, obviously a little out of shape. To this question, she just replied that there was no reason, she had a good heart, so she chose this book.

But looking at her face, it doesn't look like she has a tacit understanding.

And Qin Zikong frowned, obviously not very satisfied with her explanation, and started his long speech again.

But this time, as soon as she opened her mouth, Zhao Ningxi turned her head, leaned on Shen Youqing's shoulder and laughed.

Chen Qianxuan twitched the corners of her mouth.

Song Yuwei made an expression of spreading her hands to her boyfriend, and both of them saw the "excuseme" expression on each other's faces.

There is no other reason. This is an original book in a foreign language, and the author's name is on the book cover, but Qin Zikong directly described a female author as a male author he admired.

Zhao Ningxi's English is not good, and she has never read the original text, but she followed Shen Youqing to watch the movie of this book. Shen Youqing told her a few words about the background of the book - a generation of scumbags, what is the content of the movie? She had almost forgotten about it, but she still had a fresh memory of the plot where this female author used a male pseudonym to submit articles in order to show her work to everyone, and after she became famous, she stood up and beat the world with her real body.

The host who hosted the show was also an experienced old host. Regarding Qin Zikong's behavior, he twitched the corners of his mouth and did not stop him, allowing the other party to make mistakes again and again.

Qin Zikong's fan: "..." So embarrassing.

Now even the brainless fans are much quieter, there are only a bunch of elementary school and junior high school fans, still jumping up and down.

After he finished bragging, everyone smiled and applauded hypocritically, and then quickly changed the topic to the third item that Qin Zikong had chosen for Han Nanqing.

Maybe the program team felt that Qin Zikong chose too few right things, so they put the last right thing at the end to surprise Han Nanqing?

...it turns out they were all overthinking it.

In the last photo, Qin Zikong chose a red deep V long dress, which is a famous haute couture dress - Zhao Ningxi once wore the same dress on the red carpet.

Zhao Ningxi turned her head, Han Nanqing's eyes were already red.

She twitched the corners of her mouth, as if she wanted to smile, but when she finally looked at Qin Zikong, two lines of tears flowed down her face.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became quiet.

"Why are you crying?" Qin Zikong asked impatiently, "Didn't you say you liked this dress?"

The author has something to say: Thanks to Huang Xiaoya Yaya for mine x1

Thanks to Moqianyun for mine x1

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