[Comprehensive] I'm in Yokohama as a soul-saver

He bit Yinshi's head as skillfully as he was biting a rice ball.

"Oh, it's Dingchun." Yinshi, who was still a little terrified, calmly wiped the blood flowing from his eyes, and let the white dog's head bite his head.

This scene seems familiar.

I couldn't help but look back at Dazai.

Yes, just last night, Erhu bit Dazai's head in the same way.

...Then the question is, is this a large animal that likes to bite its head, or does the natural roll have a special taste when biting?It can't be the taste of seaweed, right?

Stop it, stop it, if you think about it again, you will go astray again!

Let’s talk about the dog’s head biting Yinshi’s head first. I took a closer look and found that it was actually not that scary, but only a dog’s head was exposed. There should be an exit of a tunnel through time and space in the place where there was nothing in the past. , according to my reasonable guess, it should be stuck because the outlet is too small.

Because while biting Yinshi's silver fur, the big white-haired dog struggled out of the exit with two paws.

"Great, Dingchun is here too, Alu!" The orange-haired, blue-eyed little girl happily squeezed Yinshi to hold the two paws of the big dog, and pulled the big dog out of the exit with one force. Rubbing on the white fluff of this big dog named Dingchun, "In this way, except for Xinbaji, all the staff are here, Alu!"

"I'm obviously right here!"

"boom--"

Not far away, a passer-by on a bicycle stared dumbfounded at the scene of this catastrophe, and crashed into a utility pole with his car.

I was about to go over to have a look, but the passer-by had left the car and ran away without looking back, "Demon, monster!"

How should I put it, this is a normal human reaction.

I just feel that there will be a new urban legend in Yokohama in the near future. Maybe I can finally join Erhu and Nakajima boy to form Yokohama's urban famous two cats and one dog, the late night monster series.

I retracted my gaze and said to Yinshi and the little girl and boy he brought, "Let's go back to the Master's House first and then talk about it slowly. After wandering around the street for a while like this, I think tomorrow there will be a supernatural agent department or some other department looking for you." Coming to the door."

"Don't worry Dana, I have already hacked the surveillance cameras on the road, and there is no trace left~" Dazai adjusted his expression in a blink of an eye, put away his confusion and returned to his usual appearance, Dazai raised his phone and shook it at me , with 'Praise me, praise me quickly! '.

Gintoki, who had already diverted his attention away from Dazai a lot, suddenly turned back, and there was a sharp look in Dead Fish's eyes.

"If I remember correctly, Taki, although he has natural curly hair, he doesn't look like a good person at all and has a pretty face. The clothes in his pockets are definitely cleaner than his face. The clothes on him should be yours." Silver Shi finished all these attributives in one breath, and then gave me heartbroken eyes like seeing her newly grown daughter fooling around outside at night.

"Well, it's mine." Because what Dazai was wearing was indeed my clothes, I admitted it frankly.

Although he has natural curls, he doesn't look like a good person at all, and he looks like a little boy. The pockets are definitely cleaner than his face. Dazai also nodded in agreement, showing four points of innocence, three points of showing off, and one point of shyness—simple and simple In other words, it is a textbook-style white lotus の smile, "My clothes were all wet after I jumped into the river, and Danna lent me the clothes because she was worried about my illness. Danna and I are not the relationship you think~"

???

This guy also adjusted his mentality too quickly!The previous chapter was still depressed and pessimistic, did this chapter seamlessly turn on the showman mode?

Also, did he forget that this obviously comes from the quotations of the white lotus? I saw a sand sculpture video for two years or more, and then I forwarded it to him after laughing and sharing it for him to watch too? ?

I pressed my forehead, and when Dazai wanted to continue talking, I stretched out my hand and pressed his head down expressionlessly, and then calmly said to Gin and the others, "Okay, let's go."

In fact, the place where Yinshi and the others appeared is not far from Wanshiwu, and you will be able to reach Wanshiwu after walking another street, crossing a road and turning a corner, but with a beast (accent) Dingchun swaggering on the street It's too arrogant to pass by, the kind that doesn't matter how many surveillance cameras are hacked.So we took a detour back from the small road with few people.

"This is Kagura, one of the culprits of the poverty-stricken house that I mentioned to you before, and the other culprit is Dingharu." Yinshi picked his nose while introducing the two people and the dog who came with him As if nothing had happened and wanted to wipe it on my head, I quickly grabbed his hand and turned to wipe the booger he wanted to rub on my head back to himself.

"What's wrong with such a cute little girl, if you can't afford it, it just means you can't do it." I didn't know Kagura's appetite at all, and the innocent and cute girl with orange hair and blue eyes met our eyes and smiled at her Smile, "My name is Mochizuki Taki, just call me by my name. Yokohama has a lot of food, and I don't know how many days you can stay here. If you don't go back right away, I can take you to get some delicious food." Eat them all."

Kagura's eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously, "Alright Taki-chan, I abandoned Silver-chan, a useless man, and messed with you, Aru!"

Yin Shi died with fish eyes, "Naive, you will regret it."

"It might be." After I made an agreement with the little girl Kagura to take her to eat, I remembered what Yinshi had said before, "By the way, Yin, I remember you said that you still There are glasses that are super good at complaining?"

"You said Xin Baji, he was accidentally lost in the process of traveling through time and space." Yin Shi's expression became sad, "As long as you think of Xin Baji who has no one he knows by his side and a lonely pair of glasses, he is pitiful and weak. Wandering helplessly in this strange time and space, I was so worried that I couldn't eat or sleep, hey..."

"That's right, we have to find Shinpachi quickly." Kagura spoke nervously in an anxious tone, but took out vinegar kelp and chewed it without being nervous at all.

"...I'm tired, I don't want to complain anymore." The boy who was almost ignored by me because of his uncharacteristic appearance at first sighed wearily, and introduced himself to me, "I am Shinpachi, Shimura Shinpachi "

"Shinpachi is glasses covered in human skin, and Shinpachi standing here is just an empty shell that has lost its soul, Aru!"

"You two treat me like a human being!"

Hearing this, I turned my head and looked at Shinpachi carefully, and nodded in agreement.

It is indeed a face that looks very suitable for wearing glasses. Once you don’t wear glasses, it will perfectly blend into the crowd of passers-by. It’s often said that XX is the body. Don't underestimate the stalk, this is a very important point of cuteness!

For example, the glasses are the body, the hair is the body, the hat is the body, the bandage is the body, all of which can be used as a character's iconic characteristics... Wait, it seems that something strange has been mixed in.

However, there seems to be nothing wrong with saying that Dazai's bandages are the main body. After all, bandage monsters are not for nothing. I have only seen such a person who wears bandages as clothes.

Walking and chatting along the way for a while, the faint light from the lamp hanging in front of the master house appeared in sight, and I also saw the little Pippi that Abu-san said would be brought back to me It had already parked in front of the door of Wanshiwu, and the metal part of the car was slightly reflecting light.

"Boss, you are back! I was thinking that everyone is back, why haven't you come back... Huh?" We just walked to the door and opened the door. Halfway through the conversation, we saw that there were more than [-] people outside the door. After imagining it, he froze for a moment, and his voice lowered, "Are so many clients?"

"It's someone I know." I glanced into the Master Room, but I didn't see Suzuki, so I guessed it was in the dormitory next door.Thinking of today's case and the text message sent to Suzuki, I thought for a while and said to Luan, "They will live next door at night, can Luan Jiang help me see how many vacant rooms are available next door? And I remember There is a relatively large room, I don’t know if there is a pile of debris, if there are not many piles, you can clean it out and give Chun——this white furry.”

As I spoke, I glanced in the direction of Dingchun, and then my eyes stopped.

Dazai, who didn't know when he didn't make a sound, fell behind, and Joharu, who also walked behind, naturally slapped him on the head.

When I looked over, Joharu was biting Dazai's head just like he was biting Gintoki's head just now. One person and one dog kept this posture and walked in harmony and synchronized pace. Seeing me looking over, Dazai was still smiling brightly. With blood on his head, he waved to me, "Dan, would you like to try it, this kind of experience is super novel~"

"No." I refused, "You should lose too much blood if you wait like this."

"Excessive blood loss is not bad~"

"What if the hair is eaten away?"

After hearing this sentence, Dazai fell silent.

"Dingchun really likes natural rolls." Kagura thought thoughtfully.

Maybe...it's really the taste.

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Daily update...I...hey.

I'm just a younger brother, and I don't have any b-numbers for my Calvin level. The ending is a moment of joy, and the next chapter begins with a crematorium.

I haven't read Gintama for a long time. This chapter has been rewritten three times. I don't know how many versions it was at the beginning.

Dazai only knew that Gintoki was an important person to Taki, but he didn't know the role of his old father, so he first