"Big Sister, I saw that you were indeed drunk at the time."

At lunch time, in front of a ramen stand on the side of the road, Yinzi sat side by side with a thin boy with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks.

The last time the boy and Yinzi met was more than three months ago. At that time, the spring break was coming to an end, and the boy was worrying about having to go to another city to go to school.

It's already summer vacation now, and the time flies by when the old man comes back and becomes the man again.

"I quit smoking." The boy emphasized in a somewhat emotional and proud tone.

Yinzi casually said: "Understood, congratulations, so you did see clearly last night, right?"

The boy nodded affirmatively: "Yeah, what a coincidence yesterday, I ran into you as soon as I came back. I remember that there was a black boss who said that he was not feeling well, so you offered to take care of him, and then 10 minutes later One person came back and said that people had already sent people home, I still remember that your footsteps were a little messy."

messy?

Yinzi almost wanted to hit someone, but he still listened patiently.

"Then the one surnamed Iida said that he was not feeling well, so you went to take care of him and came back alone. Then the flirtatious guy in the yukata did the same, but you came back in tears. When it was the turn of the girl with golden eyes , on the contrary, you looked refreshed. In the end, you set up a drunk man next to the lemon stand on the roadside, and left in the dark. Speaking of which, Big Sister, you are really strong, and you really deserve to be Big Sister! .”

After listening to Yinzi, he nodded and calmed down.Then he calmed down again... How could the bastard be so calm!

She reached out and grabbed the boy's collar, lifted him up and yelled, "Why didn't you stop me then!"

"Calm down, big sister! Even if you're on the wrong side of the boat or in chaos, it's just because of alcohol, and you won't be responsible."

"Don't be kidding! If word of this kind of thing gets out, not only will I have my professional hero license revoked, I won't even be able to be a teacher!"

"Then just reject them well? As long as you let them give up being with you and return to the original relationship, it will be over, right?"

"How can it be possible to return to the original relationship? Don't you know that after this kind of thing happened, you can never go back to being ordinary friends..." Yinzi yelled while shrinking his body and hugging his head.

This world is too magical, there is no need to continue to survive in this world, let's find a way to travel to the positive world to spend the rest of our lives!

"Don't be so negative, big sister, life will inevitably encounter such and other accidents. It was because of an accident that I found my girlfriend last month...cough, let go, big sister! I'm going to suffocate...cough cough cough!"

Yinzi threw the boy away, covered his face and became silent.

what to do?So painful, so desperate, did I really have sex with five people last night?Why is there no feeling of satiety at all, but the heart and body are so empty...

She was silent for a while, then put the phone card back into the phone.

No need to take the initiative to dial the phone, someone will call her.

The first call was Shinsuke Takasugi: "Why did you run away when you saw me this morning?"

"I'm sorry. In short, let's just pretend that nothing happened yesterday, okay?" Yinzi said calmly.

There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, then hung up.

Silver let out a heavy breath.She knew the meaning of Takasugi Shinsuke's silence, that is, she would not mention this matter again in the future, but maybe she would never meet again in the future.

Counting Kajii Keijiro who has promised to forget, then there are only three people who need to be solved.

My heart is too heavy, let's clarify the remaining three in person.

Yinzi found Du me first, and the girl was still wearing a wedding dress, looking at her pitifully: "Yinzi, I thought you didn't want me anymore."

"No... that's not the case..." Thinking of Du I once desperately helping to lead away the professional heroes in the underground labyrinth, Yin Zi felt a sense of indebtedness, and his conscience huddled together in pain. "Yesterday...was just an unfortunate accident...don't take it to heart."

"Yinzi..." Du Wo bit his lower lip, and for the first time, he didn't show a crazy smirk, but his face was full of sadness.

Yinzi thought Du I would never agree, but unexpectedly Du I raised my head, took a deep breath, and said decisively: "Okay! People will never do things that embarrass Yinzi, since Yinzi wants ...I'm going to take off the wedding dress now."

After she finished speaking, she turned her head and ran away in a hurry, looking from her back as if she was wiping away tears while running.

So there are only two left...

Yinzi moved to Iida Tianqing step by step like a walking dead.

Iida Tenharu looked very happy when he saw Ginko: "It's just right, I finished my work, and we can go on a date."

"Tianqing, do you think we're dating?" Yinzi cheered up and asked.

"Of course."

"Then let's...break up."

Iida Tianqing's smiling face dimmed, he thought for a while, pulled the corner of his mouth and forced a smile again: "Ah, so, is it true that Yinzi still wants to send me a good person card?"

He frankly showed regret, nodded and agreed, obviously not wanting to embarrass Yin Zi.

Then there is the last person... Ginko held her heart and saw a wig at a bar she frequented.

No matter what you do, it is necessary to work hard, so Yinzi didn't give the wig a chance to speak at all, and said: "Forget it, we are not suitable."

The wig sighed: "Last night you clearly agreed to marry me."

"That's all crazy talk after drinking, forget about it!" Yin Zi shouted out of control.

The wig turned to the side, and fixedly took a look at Yinzi: "Do you really want to forget?"

"real!"

"Okay." Wig stood up and brushed past Yinzi. "Take care, Silver."

Yinzi glanced at the lonely back of the wig, and finally felt overwhelmed, and fell down on the bar counter.

The sense of guilt is so strong, everyone is obviously such a good person, but because of drunkenness... Maybe we will not be able to meet each other with a smile without any grievances in the future, right?

I can't go back to that beautiful past.

"Miss Ginko, are you okay?" Osamu Dazai walked into the bar and sat down beside Ginko.

He seemed to be in good condition, and he waved to the bartender briskly, "Is there any dish soap for wine?"

After getting a negative answer, he shrugged and changed the demand without hesitation: "Then beer, two glasses."

After hearing the word "two cups," Yin Zi made a muddled voice: "No, I don't need it."

Compared to Osamu Dazai, the bartender who was familiar with Ginko was the first to be surprised: "Are you going to quit drinking? This is really going to rain heavily."

"No, this is something that even a heavy rainstorm can't undo." Yinzi said sadly. "If just quitting drinking would save everything, I'd do it any number of times, but—"

"Miss Yinzi." Osamu Dazai interrupted her loudly. "Quitting alcohol can redeem everything."

"What do you mean?"

"Come on, look at the camera." Osamu Dazai raised a SLR camera and aimed at Yinzi.

Ginko looked over in bewilderment, and happened to see five people standing outside the izakaya over Dazai Osamu's shoulder.

And five happy smiling faces.

"The tricky operation was a complete success!" They cheered in unison.

How is this going?

Osamu Dazai smiled briskly: "Just now, did you promise to quit drinking?"

The shutter was pressed, Yinzi's face was frozen on the film, it was a very memorable photo.

-

Yoshida Shoyo took a look at the developed photos, covered his mouth lightly and smiled: "It's really hard for you, thank you very much for agreeing to help."

Iida Tianqing hurriedly said humbly: "You're welcome, I'm also very happy to help Yinzi quit drinking."

Du Wo was nodded with a smile on his face: "Yes, people also want Yinzi to quit drinking. Yinzi doesn't smell good when he smells of alcohol!"

Shinsuke Takasugi snorted, and also took a photo in his hand: "In this way, even if I beat her, that woman, hehe, this time is really embarrassing."

Gui Xiaotaro rolled up his sleeves calmly and said nothing.Now that he is going to be the prime minister, all aspects are becoming more and more stable. Even the benefits of this operation - the ugly photo of Yinzi - he carefully hides in his sleeve and pocket, without revealing anything on the surface.

Iida Tianqing thought for a while, and then said: "But isn't this kind of deception a bit too much for Yinzi... She completely takes it seriously."

Shinsuke Takasugi shook his head: "Have you forgotten how she behaved last night? She pestered everyone to drink with shamelessness, and then she went crazy with alcohol, smashed up all kinds of things, and destroyed the izakaya. In the end, we helped pay for it."

The most important thing is that the big European guy... is too shameless!There is no restraint in drinking, and if you drink wildly, you will be picked up by someone one day, right?

Instead of doing that, it is better to give a profound lesson now, lest it will be too late to make a big mistake in the future.

Kajii Keijiro looked at the photo of the silver for a while, and finally chose to burn it: "I wanted to keep it as a souvenir, but forget it, it is better to pursue a purer path of science."

In the end, this group of people dispersed contentedly, and only Osamu Dazai was left in front of Yoshida Shoyang.

"Dazai-kun, thank you. I never thought that Ginko would become addicted to alcohol when I was not around, and would often get drunk. What a worrying disciple."

"But it's also your best disciple, isn't it?" Osamu Dazai said seriously with a respectful expression.

This is a rare expression that Osamu Dazai would show when facing respectable elders.

Yoshida Shoyo treasured Yinzi's ugly photos in a book.It is an old book, so old that it was used as an enlightenment book for Yin Zi and others many years ago.

"Although it is to help Yinzi quit drinking, why does Dazai-kun want to use tricky methods?"

Faced with this question, Osamu Dazai laughed briskly: "Ah, it's because I want to reciprocate. Miss Yinzi also tricked me and took pictures of me."

It's super fun to hold a grudge and then get revenge or something!

-

Yinzi walked through the alley, walked past the door of the izakaya without looking sideways, and walked into the divination house that he hadn't returned for a long time.

In the divination room, Atsushi Nakajima was counting the souvenirs he bought, and Ranpo Edogawa was eating potato chips.

The rare thing is that Qitama is also there, because Yinzi used the title of "Bald Caped Man" to guarantee and recommend him, and he feels very dissatisfied with this.

Ginko ignored Saitama's opinion, sat in his special seat, took out a candy from under the long table and threw it into his mouth, naturally blending into the peaceful and peaceful daily atmosphere here.

Although she was tricked, her decision to quit drinking will not change, and she will not drink a drop of alcohol until she has successfully retaliated against all the participants of the trick.

Rubbing Lake Toya, which he bought again from TV shopping, Ginko lazily thought about a specific revenge plan.

On the side, Atsushi Nakajima counted the souvenirs slowly, raised his head and glanced at Yinzi, but didn't dare to say anything.

But at the time of parting in this scorching heat, Atsushi Nakajima suddenly understood one thing.

His respected Miss Sakata Yinzi... Zhu Gusheng.

The author has something to say: [END]

From the beginning of April to the beginning of July, thank you for accompanying me every day.

Compared with when I wrote "A House of Everything in Yokohama", the biggest difference I felt when writing this book was that my mentality was many times better, and I didn't have much grief during the whole process except for Cavin. It really all depends on everyone treating me love.

It’s definitely not a scene, seeing Angel readers chasing the new chapters every day to leave comments, and occasionally throwing mines at me, I feel full of strength, so thank you!bow!

It's a pity that when I wrote this book, I didn't dare to mention the matter of long comments and updates, because the 3K Klan is really harder to deal with than the 2K Klan (although later Calvin slipped into the abyss of 2K with peace of mind).

Anyway, let’s talk about the content, the original inspiration of this book came from the flashing thoughts in my mind when I read the Gintama Sex: Yinzi is as beautiful as a picture, and it must be lonely (?)

In the last book, I wrote that I had too little English, and I felt a little regretful in my heart, so this book directly puts the worldview on the set of My English.

However, after conducting the necessary textual research on Yingying for the purpose of writing... I feel that the children should be honest and be students of Yingying, and this time they should not risk their lives to face the front line of the enemy.

Looking at Woying with a different mentality, it feels completely different. The protagonists of a passionate story are set as students, and they don’t use the stalk of minors saving the world. Instead, they design a worldview that pursues the reality of the world...

Cough, I won't go into details, anyway, I decided to let Yinzi deal with those enemies, Miss Yinzi is invincible! (brain blowing)

Then I opened up a brain hole to ask for troubles. I want to let Ginko travel backwards in time, starting from the result of saving Odasaku, and reverse the process.

At the time I thought of this, I still felt very touched. I don’t know what you think of it?

In short, I regret it as I write it, because it is difficult to guarantee that I will not write BUG!My outline is too rough, and there is no reference to the details.

At that time, there was no way to edit the manuscript, and there was no way to write it first and then adjust it later. Although I could revise the article, what should I do for the readers who follow the update?Can't affect everyone's experience.

So I can only scratch my hair hard and write every word carefully and cautiously.

In this way, I still encountered a few times to write out the BUG, ​​and then I checked and found it before publishing, and had to abolish hundreds of words to rewrite the tragic event.

Why do you say I am doing this?

But after successfully getting this time closure, I became more confident and decided to write a big scene that I had always wanted to write—that is, to bring the villains together.

When the villains get together, can it be as simple as one plus one?It has to be impossible, it has to be fancy, it has to play tricks with each other, it has to have reversals and progressions, it has to be a wave of ups and downs, it has to have its own conspiracy, so I started scratching my hair again...

I'm getting bald and I'm getting stronger. In short, as you can see, in the endless pain of Calvin, I think I should have the greatest desire to write this book.

Thanks to Saitama, the strongest human being, I will make you famous all over the world in this world, and let everyone in the world praise the name of the bald man in cape. This is the honor you deserve!

And, I guess everyone likes to read jokes more, and there are a lot of jokes in this book after counting them carefully (satisfied), such as begging Uncle Ou to let him go after finishing the MSG, such as Tubi being forever trapped in the Sakura Club, such as Bang The lollipop stuck in the throat, like the card that I took out of my conscience...

There are also many small warm details, such as the appointment between Yinzi and Chaobu’s playground, such as the students covering Yinzi with blankets...

Of course, in addition to the main body of the story, I also did some meaningless things that I found interesting, such as saving Oda, using various "rain" as the title; Parallel to reality, the story develops from April to July.

After reviewing the history, the next step is to look forward to the future.

The new article "We Are Scared This Year" was originally planned to be published in half a month, and I saved my manuscripts, but after thinking about it, forget it, I have become a habit of naked, and I have to save my manuscripts?Oh, impossible.

It is scheduled to start publishing next Monday.

Because Xinwen plans to participate in Jinjiang activities, friends who are interested can consider pouring nutrient solution for Xinwen.

Then, in the next few days, I will correct the typo again from the beginning. I am afraid that there will be countless "revised" prompts. Here, I apologize in advance to my friends with obsessive-compulsive disorder.

In order to make friends with obsessive-compulsive disorder more comfortable, I will post a chapter to fool you before next Monday, making up a hundred chapters for this book.

So, thank you all for your love and kindness!

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