Miss Silver's Note on Orphans [Comprehensive]

Yinzi followed him for two blocks in a daze, and soon became impatient: "Today's plan depends on the two of you, right? I'm still going to play pachinko."

Although I don't know what plans the Sakura Club can have, but it is likely that Dazai Osamu felt interesting after hearing about this made-up secondary club, so he wanted to join in and play with it.

As for Yinzi herself, today she would rather play pachinko all night than the role-playing game of the second disease.

"Miss Yinzi, I didn't expect you to trust us so much." Dazai Osamu was exaggeratedly moved, "Okay, just leave it to me, I will definitely not let Dabi die."

Sounds like a pretty solid guarantee.

Yin Zi nodded, and walked away without hesitation.

As soon as Yinzi left, Dabi became subtly nervous.Of course, he himself would not admit this.

Osamu Dazai turned his head, gave him a gentle smile, and said as he walked: "Okay, let's explain a little bit about our task tonight, the difficulty is not high, I still want to get it done quickly.

"The first thing is to find the Kumbu monster, and then have a dialogue with it. It is best to directly persuade it to join the Sakura Club. If it refuses, it will be arrested. If it doesn't work, it can only be killed.

"It's very simple, right? It's very suitable for a newcomer like you."

Dabi suspected that he had heard it wrong: "Talk to a weirdo? Are you crazy?"

As we all know, the weirdo is a kind of existence that is not even an animal. Many people believe that the weirdo is the materialization of paranoid fantasy, an abnormal carrier condensed by crazy thinking, a mutation and a special case.

Virtually all the research on weirdos over the years amply supports this idea.

Want to convince weirdos to join the Sakura Club?It's like the worst bad joke ever.

Osamu Dazai's happy expression slowly faded away: "Is the first sentence you say negative after listening to it? Why don't you want to spend some time thinking about it?"

Dabi opened his mouth: "I—"

"Ah, let me finish first, it's rare for me to be interested in a long speech." Osamu Dazai raised his hand and made a downward gesture.

His iris eyes quietly looked ahead of the road: "We all know that although the weirdo has no brain, he does have thinking and can speak.

"The reason why no one has been able to successfully accept the weirdo as his subordinates is that on the one hand, everyone is not talented enough, and on the other hand, it is because the weirdo is naturally opposed to human beings.

"Sakura Club has been secretly conducting research on monsters for these years, and recently it can be regarded as a major breakthrough.

"You must really want to know what the breakthrough is, right? But I won't tell you, such an important thing must not be casually told to newcomers.

"In short, in order to verify the conclusion, the Sakura Club recently needs a large number of weirdos as samples.

"It's such a headache. The emergence of strange monsters has no rules, and they are quite rare. If they are discovered a little too late, they will be targeted and eliminated by professional heroes, so we received the news of the Kumbu weirdo today, and we, the Sakura Club, took action quickly.

"Before I came, I asked Dun Dun to lure the Kumbu monster to a place where no one was around. Here, it's over here, and it's up to you for the rest."

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he stopped and pointed forward.

So Dubi saw it, and it really was a Khumbu weirdo.

The monster's body is similar to a dark humanoid, with cartoon-style eyes and a mouth, and a lot of kombu that is the same as tentacles and hair grows wantonly.

Although the image is a bit funny, as long as you have seen a scene where a weirdo kills someone easily, no one can laugh anymore.

A white tiger is fighting with the Kumbu monster, but it is obviously at a disadvantage.

The kombu tentacles are very suitable for long-range attacks and are extremely powerful, and they can grow new ones in the blink of an eye after being torn off.

Osamu Dazai put his hands around his mouth and shouted at the white tiger: "Hey, Dundon! I brought you a helper! You can take a break and rest!"

Then, Dabi watched the white tiger swiftly jump to the distance and turned into a gray-haired young man named Atsushi Nakajima.

If it wasn't for Dabi's acquiescing that the Sakura Club is full of freaks, he might be surprised again.

After all, he had never heard that someone's personality changed from a fully human form to a fully animal form. Generally speaking, animal form personalities would fix and permanently change the human body.

"The plan of peacefully persuading weirdos to join the Sakura Club doesn't seem to work, but I think there is still a chance to persuade by force. Try it? Come on." Osamu Dazai stepped back with a smile.

Dubi turned to look at him: "Aren't you going to make a move?"

"I can't, I'm too strong, I will kill the weirdo directly."

Who would believe this!Although... although it might be true...

Dabi decided not to think about it any further.It feels so bad, when did the world get so full of talent?He was obviously a very strong elite before he came to the Sakura Club, and he was capable of defeating many professional heroes.

Inexplicably, the young man whose self-confidence was crushed took a deep breath, stared at the strange man to stabilize his mind, and rushed up when he saw the right opportunity.

The faint blue ice flame instantly collided with the long kombu to create a gorgeous picture.

Atsushi Nakajima ran to Osamu Dazai and asked in a low voice, "Mr. Dazai, what are we doing?"

"Of course I'm looking for a way to return to our world." Osamu Dazai also responded in a low voice.

"Uh... I don't understand."

Osamu Dazai said, "Didn't you find out? The weirdos in this world appear out of thin air, just like we also appeared out of thin air."

"But there are no weirdos in our world," Nakajima said.

"Maybe there is a third world, and this possibility is very high." Dazai Osamu watched the fight between the Dabi and the Kumbu monster with the expression of watching the fireworks show.

The damage caused by Dabi's flame to the weirdo is quite limited, and it gradually fell into a disadvantage.

Osamu Dazai rested his chin and muttered in a low voice: "Although Ranpo-san said that the possibility of finding clues from the weirdo is very low, since I was lucky enough to meet the second one, I have to study it anyway so that I am not at a disadvantage."

"Eh? Mr. Dazai has met weird people before?" Atsushi Nakajima was slightly taken aback.

In terms of the rarity of weirdos, meeting them once a month is considered very frequent.

Osamu Dazai showed an expression of reminiscence: "I met on the day I first came to this world. It was my grandmother, a beautiful female mosquito. I was very happy and said to her: 'Please use your beautiful Pierce my head with your mouthparts!' and took her hand, and she was turned into ashes on the spot."

As he said that, Osamu Dazai lowered his head in a lonely way: "Oh, I really didn't expect that 'Disqualification in the World' could directly obliterate weird people. I feel very sad when I think about it."

Atsushi Nakajima's head was full of black lines, and he didn't want to continue this topic at all. He turned his head and tried to find a new topic: "Then why did you call Dubilai?"

"Of course it's because Davi is interesting."

Osamu Dazai walked out of the disappointment quite strongly, and showed a smile again: "The position of the burn marks on this child's body has a very subtle coincidence with the position of the flame on the No.2 hero Andeva, shouldn't it be Is there some ulterior connection between the two? Such interesting gossip must be closely watched."

Sounds like a pretty bad speech.

Mr. Dazai let himself go even more after feeling the different world.Atsushi Nakajima thought anxiously.

The Kumbu monster's combat power was so strong that it exceeded Dubi's expectations, so that Dubi was soon at a disadvantage and was completely suppressed and beaten. He could not even withdraw from the battle.

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't stand it anymore, and joined the battle after asking Mr. Dazai for instructions.

However, the cooperation between Atsushi Nakajima and Dabi was not ideal, and the two-on-one did not exert much advantage, and the fights were all tied.

Osamu Dazai looked at it for a long time, tired of watching, and was going to kill the Kumbu monster with his finger.

"Hey, Dazai."

Osamu Dazai turned his head and saw Ginko scratching his head, walking over while lazily yawning: "So you are here.

"I went to a 24-hour pachinko shop, but they didn't let me in because I insisted on wearing a hat, and they suspected that I was a wanted criminal.

"Really, I also have difficulties, what about the most basic understanding between people?

"I can't help it, if I can't beat the steel balls, I have to come to you, but luckily you didn't go far.

"But what is this doing? It feels like a training match."

Osamu Dazai nodded: "I'm just training them, using a very advanced kumbu robot."

"...I just said it was like training, but I can still see that it's weird." Yinzi sighed.

So what do you mean by casually cheating?If it weren't for the fact that I was in a bad mood because I didn't make a small steel ball again, I would definitely keep talking.

Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together, showing an expectant expression: "Can I ask Miss Yinzi to help capture that strange man alive?"

"Isn't it illegal to capture a monster alive?"

"Please, look at that weird man who has grown so many kelp, and it will grow again after being interrupted. If he is caught alive, he can make a lot of money just by selling kelp?" Osamu Dazai suddenly turned into a salesman, enthusiastically selling stand up.

Although the content of the promotion is very strange, the fact that it can make money really makes Yinzi's heart beat.

The problem is the kombu that grows on the weirdo...is it really edible?

Seeing that Yinzi was still hesitating, Osamu Dazai stretched out his hand and pushed Yinzi into the battle range: "Anyway, go and defeat the weirdo and capture him alive! I will work hard to cheer for Miss Yinzi!"

In the end, Yinzi joined the battle in a daze.

Well, it can't be said to be muddleheaded, to be precise, it's half push and half done.

After all, the resentment of not being able to hit the steel ball also needs a channel to vent.

The next day, Nakajima Atsushi brought a large basket of kombu to Saitama's house as a guest.

Genos was very welcome, and popularized a lot of science on the spot between kelp and hair growth.

Saitama had mixed feelings about that meal.

And Yin Zi also brought a large basket of kelp to the classroom, and lazily explained after the roll call: "This is a reward for your hard work during this time, take it as you like."

"No one wants such a prize, right?" Shimura Shinpachi complained.

As soon as he finished complaining, he found that the eyes of Kagura sitting next to him were shining, staring at the basket of kelp and couldn't move his eyes away.

Wait, why did he forget, Kagura is jealous of kombu the most.

But does Kagura know how to make vinegar kombu?

"New Baji." Kagura turned her head and smiled kindly at Shimura Shinpachi. "You know how to make vinegar kombu, right?"

The author has something to say: So what is the relationship between kombu and kelp...

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