Miss Silver's Note on Orphans [Comprehensive]

When someone called his name suddenly, Yinzi was stunned for a moment, then turned his head suddenly: "Gaoshan?"

"It's me." It was a man wearing a purple bathrobe decorated with gold butterfly patterns, with a loose neckline and a large chest exposed.

He wore a dark and gorgeous feather weaving over his shoulders, stepped on wooden clogs, and held a thin tobacco rod in his hand.

The smoke drifted away in the air, like a faint sigh.

The dark purple hair swayed in the breeze, reminiscent of every dark night when playing the shamisen.

Shinsuke Takasugi, this is a man with gorgeous special effects.

Yinzi has always found this guy annoying.In order to pretend to be aggressive, I will specially find craftsmen to make retro tobacco rods, and I will also go to remote places to collect precious shredded tobacco. I am picky about clothing materials, but I always wear very little. It is almost possible to debut in Kabukicho at any time. .

Although everyone likes to pretend to be aggressive, why do you pretend to be strong?Is it because you are a rich young master from a rich family?

It's just that my father is richer. Such a short son is obviously not unusual at all.

Ginko once ridiculed Takasugi Shinsuke on this issue, and Takasugi Shinsuke's answer at that time was: "I have already severed ties with my family."

Look at what this said, is this a human word?I really can't figure out why girls like a man like Shinsuke Takasugi.

Could it be that they just prefer pocket money?

However, Ginko hadn't seen Takasugi Shinsuke for nearly a year, so seeing him suddenly at this time, unexpectedly gave him a sense of intimacy.

"Why did you come back suddenly? Is there any news from Teacher Songyang?"

"No, until now there is still no news of any teacher, as if it really evaporated out of thin air." Takasugi Shinsuke's brows were darkened, he raised the cigarette rod and took a breath, then exhaled deeply . "This time it's mainly because of Heshang Wanqi, who said he would come to see Simentong."

"Oh, that famous female singer, I remember Wanqi Heshang is her exclusive music producer." Yinzi knew it clearly, "Are you treating your subordinates very well, and you also support a side job?"

"After all, Ghost Soldiers don't make money." When Takasugi Shinsuke said this, his expression was calm, and that kind of natural attitude greatly weakened Yinzi's desire to complain.

Yinzi didn't bother to tell Takasugi Shinsuke any more, she was naturally at odds with this person, and the other person must have the same idea as her: "So you came to me just to say hello?"

"Of course not." Shinsuke Takasugi snorted coldly, "I just want to ask if you have noticed anything unusual recently?"

Yinzi answered him lazily: "Abnormal? Every day is abnormal. For example, I must have won a [-] million lottery ticket and someone stole it. For example, there is an enemy United Secondary School Club crying for me to join. go in."

"No, I'm not referring to this kind of abnormality." Shinsuke Takasugi frowned slightly, "I'm referring to non-existent people who appear out of thin air."

Yin Zi's expression changed slightly, showing subtle pity: "Huh? A non-existent person who appeared out of thin air?

"Because Mr. Songyang disappeared out of thin air, are you already insane to this extent? You should see a psychiatrist earlier, Gao Shan.

"Teacher Songyang said on the day he left that he may disappear suddenly, but there is no need to worry, because that is exactly what he planned and did.

"Although Teacher Songyang has indeed disappeared for a long time, he will definitely come back eventually. I don't want him to have to face a disciple who has lost his temper without taking a short rest after he comes back."

"I'm not insane." Shinsuke Takasugi waited for the silver BB to finish a long list before retorting.

Unlike Yinzi, he dared to interrupt others at any time, so he often suffered from verbal disputes when he was a child.

Thinking of this, Shinsuke Takasugi couldn't help shaking the cigarette rod irritably.

Since Mr. Matsuyo disappeared, Shinsuke Takasugi's mood became more and more unstable. He himself knew that his mental state was very unhealthy, but he couldn't control himself, and he didn't want to control himself at all.

He raised the pipe and took a puff, then exhaled: "Let me be more specific, those non-existent people who appeared out of thin air have no identity, no past, no reason, and no omen, and they appeared one after another scatteredly. A group of people in this world, they are very likely to know each other, just like a group of ghosts from another world... You noticed it, right Yinzi?"

A drop of cold sweat slipped from the corner of Yinzi's forehead.

She just noticed it, if it refers to this kind of description, isn't there one hiding in her own divination room?

"You want to find these people." Yinzi stared at the trash can on the street, imagining that there was a lottery ticket lying there. "what are you planning to do?"

"I don't know yet, maybe I will catch one or two for interrogation." Shinsuke Takasugi replied flatly. "The appearance of this group of people is just like the disappearance of the teacher. It seems to be the two sides of the coin, the opposite mirror image. Maybe we can get clues from the teacher from them."

Ginko was silent for a while, then she raised her eyes to look at Shinsuke Takasugi, and sneered: "It's a hypocrisy, you said earlier that the main purpose is to support your subordinates' side jobs, which shows your true colors. Your main purpose is clearly to investigate those people?"

Takasugi Shinsuke didn't speak, it was a tacit agreement.

"Okay, I get it. After all, I want to get Teacher Songyang back in the same mood as you, so I will pay attention to the investigation here... But don't expect me to cooperate with you." Yinzi muttered.

Shinsuke Takasugi glanced at Ginko: "What a coincidence, I didn't intend to cooperate with you."

The two showed disgust and contempt for each other in a tacit understanding, right as they said "goodbye" to each other.

Ginko didn't have the heavy image burden of Shinsuke Takasugi, so his expression was more exaggerated, and he generously rolled his eyes at the annoying short man.

Then the two quickly walked away in two different directions, neither of them looked back.

It's like playing a game of "whoever turns back first is the puppy", so childish that people just want to shake their heads and sigh.

Yinzi returned to the divination room, and when he looked up, he saw Wataru playing with Dundon with the fragile crystal ball.

Wataru is holding a cherry blossom sticker in his hand, trying to stick it on the crystal ball to make the crystal ball cute and beautiful.

Dun Dun is trying to persuade me to give up.

Silver was lost in thought.Although she promised the wig to pay attention to me, when did she agree to let me come to the divination room casually?Simply inexplicable.And what is this feeling of getting used to being backstabbed by Dun Dun again?

"Yinzi Yinzi~" Du Wo's eyes lit up when he saw Yinzi, and he waved his hands vigorously with joy.

Dun Dun also showed a very happy expression: "Miss Sakata, you are back, how is there nothing wrong?"

It's a ghost if nothing goes wrong, none of the lottery tickets in my hand were won, and one was lost.No matter how I think about it, I feel that it is the meeting.The problem is simply not too big.

"Put the crystal ball there." Yinzi ordered in a vicious voice.

"Oh, okay." Wataru nodded obediently, and let go of his hands to put away the stickers. Finally, he didn't really harm the only divination tool in the divination room.

Ginko pushed Watari and Dun Dun away from each other, sat down on his fortune-teller seat, and then pointed to the teacup.

Dun Dun understood immediately, trotted two steps to pour water for Yin Zi.

But Yinzi realized that before he had time to drink some water and take a breather, something else came to his door.

"Wan... things... divination... house, sir, are you sure it's here?" a young man's voice.

"That's right, it's here. Thank you very much for sending me here, brother policeman." Another young man's voice.

The two young men opened the door of the divination room while talking.

Yinzi had no choice but to remind: "I'm sorry, it's the closing time of the divination house. If you need divination, please come back at another time."

"It's okay. I'm not here for divination. I'm here to send home those who tried to commit suicide." A baby-faced young man in a police uniform walked in first, wearing a red eye patch with two eyes on it. The pattern looks slightly magical.

Yinzi paused, she felt that the policeman looked familiar.

She was familiar with the policeman himself.As for the red eye patch on the policeman's head, it's the first time I've seen it. It feels very unique.

So what's his name?Okita?

Thinking about this, Yinzi said, "Send it home? Sorry, my family is all here, and there is no lack of a member who attempted to commit suicide. You have found the wrong place, hurry up and ask elsewhere."

"Don't say that, Miss Yinzi, I'll feel like I'm superfluous." The other person said in a brisk tone, as if coquettish, and followed the police into the divination room.

It's Osamu Dazai.

I don't know what he did, his whole body is wet at the moment.The black hair was on the delicate cheeks, and the water droplets dripped down along the lines of the clothes, and then formed a pool of small puddles on the ground.

He looked like he had just participated in a "synchronized swimming competition in regular clothes" and won No.1 in the end, so he was so happy that he didn't have time to dry his hair with a towel, so he jumped around to show off his good results.

Ginko looked at Osamu Dazai critically: "What is this? Kappa? Mr. Police, is this a door-to-door delivery of Kappa right now? Can I refuse it?"

The smile on Osamu Dazai's face froze for a moment, and then he laughed more briskly: "No, among other things, I think my hair is at least quite thick, not at all like a kappa. "

Yin Zi nodded: "Then Dun Dun, borrow a hair clipper."

Atsushi Nakajima started trying to pretend he didn't have ears.

"Oh..." Okita Sougo stared at Ginko for a while, then nodded thoughtfully. "Are you the money that night?"

"It's me." After thinking about it, it seems that there is no need to play dumb with this person who has helped him, Yinzi nodded and admitted.

"So you're here...?"

"Boss. I am the boss who runs this divination house, Sakata Yinzi." Yinzi handed out a business card.

Okita Sougo took the business card and nodded, stretched out his hand to lift Dazai Osamu's collar, and threw him at Ginko's feet in the cute and confused expression of the other party.

"I'm Sougo Okita. It's like this. Your gentleman tried to commit suicide, but fortunately he was successfully rescued by our police.

"The behavior of this gentleman has seriously consumed precious police resources, and even caused the earth to overturn the important evidence mayonnaise. Please believe that that evidence is related to whether we can finally catch the murderer.

"I personally suspect that the murderer is a person who loves mayonnaise, the kind of person who pours a lot of mayonnaise on the surface no matter what he eats... It's better to say that such a person must be a murderer, and there is no need for unnecessary investigation at all.

"Of course, it's inconvenient to disclose the specific situation in too much detail. In short, the problem caused by your gentleman is not small.

"Please talk to him more heart-to-heart, dispel his thoughts of committing suicide again, and influence and heal him with the love of your family.

"The other thing is the related fines—"

Yinzi raised his hand to interrupt: "Well, Officer Okita, please wait a moment."

Officer Okita.Well, this title sounds a little nice.Okita Sougo decided to treat the female boss a little bit less, and paused his words.

Yinzi asked calmly, "Can you please repeat it again?"

"Which sentence do you start with?"

"Start with 'Are you the money that night?'."

"Are you the money that night?"

"No, I'm not." Yinzi replied very seriously and firmly. "I also don't know this bandage-wasting Kappa with a brain problem at all. If possible, please ask the police officer to put him in jail. It is too dangerous to let such unstable factors that want to kill themselves at any time roam around in society. Please. Be sure to keep him under strict supervision. It doesn’t matter if you execute him by shooting immediately, then he will have absolutely no way to kill himself.”

Atsushi Nakajima let out a weak whine.

What should he do?Sure enough, should I still pretend that I am not there?

Atsushi Nakajima looked at Wataru who was beside him, and found that Wataru was holding his face, watching with gusto.

Wake up, Xiaodu, this is not the time to watch the excitement, is it?What happened in front of you is not a dog-blood ethics story shown on TV, but a reality full of human malice!

Okita Sougo blinked his big round eyes. He looked at Ginko. Although there was no special expression on his face, his baby face was naturally innocent and innocent.

For a moment, Ginko saw the appreciative look in Okita Sougo's eyes like an illusion.

The young baby-faced police officer took out a slip from the pocket of his police uniform and put it on the long table: "It is indeed a good way to stop suicide by shooting, boss, your idea is very good. Then this is a ticket, please pay it in three jobs. Hand over the fine to the police station within a few days. I'll go first, goodbye."

Ginko wished he could use force to keep Okita Sougo behind, grabbed his neck and told him that he really had nothing to do with that Kappa.What is "your gentleman"? Others will have serious misunderstandings when they hear it!

But Yinzi can't do that, she still knows the consequences of assaulting the police.

So she had no choice but to spread out in a daze, watching Okita Sougo leave silently, and then staring at the ticket on the table in a daze with despair and melancholy.

What should I do, I feel so abused, I am about to die in pain, am I really the heroine of an abuse novel?Is it the heroine of abusive literature who is destined to be abused?

"That..." Osamu Dazai climbed up while supporting the long table, and immediately soaked a large flannelette covering the long table. "I can pay the ticket myself. I didn't come to Miss Yinzi just to get rid of the ticket."

Yinzi quickly sat up straight.

She is alive again.

Osamu Dazai smiled apologetically: "I had something important to tell Miss Yinzi, so I asked the policeman to drive me here. Actually, I also wanted to walk here by myself, but I felt very heavy after entering the water , Even standing up is very difficult, as if there are many shot puts hanging on my body... So I think, maybe I really provoked the kappa in the water. I just don't understand why the kappa didn't kill me directly..."

Atsushi Nakajima began to wish he didn't even know Osamu Dazai.

It's kind of ungrateful to think so, but...

It has nothing to do with Kappa at all, Mr. Dazai!It's all because you committed suicide by diving into the water again, and the clothes became full of water, right? !Hurry up and take off your heavy coat, what are you doing, Mr. Dazai!

The author has something to say: I am no longer a human being!Start to explode!My hair keeps writing like crazy! (Wake up, you are already bald and already a Kappa!)