School grass he is too good

"Why hasn't it started yet? I almost fell asleep watching the last show." Wei Lan yawned and fell sleepily on Lin Gun's shoulder beside him.

Lin Gun opened his eyes immediately, stretched out his hand to wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, looked sleepily at the stage and murmured: "Ah, Brother Tiao is finally about to start?"

Lin Jian was also a little sleepy, he pinched Wei Lan's thigh fiercely and said softly: "Don't sleep, it's about to start, there is only one ballet performance and one drama left."

"Grass!" Wei Lan sat up straight in pain, gritted her teeth and said, "You are sick, isn't that the last show? There are still twenty minutes at least, what's wrong if I squint for a while?"

"It makes sense." Lin Jian nodded, and finally let go of the eyelids she had been holding on to earlier.

Wei Lan found that this guy fell asleep almost instantly, and hated it even more.

……

A baby's cry suddenly sounded in the closed curtain, waking up many people who were sleepy before, and then looked at the stage with a confused expression.

"A long, long time ago... with the king and queen's prayers, God finally gave them a lovely princess. Her skin was as white as snow, and her hair was as black as coal. The king and queen loved her very much."

"It's a pity that it didn't last long. The queen left the family very quickly because of illness. The country cannot live without a mistress, so the king married another queen. Although the new queen is very beautiful, her heart is the opposite of her appearance. It's extremely vicious." Along with the normal and gentle narration, the curtain on the stage was gradually opened.

The queen was dressed in a gorgeous dress, sitting in front of the vanity mirror and combing her hair carelessly. When the stage camera slowly moved to her side, her face appeared on the screen, and the scene suddenly became boiling.

"Damn it, Brother Tiao is awesome!"

"Fuck, is this Rukawa Feng, am I blind?"

"It doesn't look like a big guy in women's clothing at all!"

"........."

After seeing Cheng Tiao's gesture, Chang Qing pressed the switch and continued to read: "After putting on makeup, the queen asked that question as usual."

"Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in this world?" Cheng Tiao lowered his voice softer than usual, sounding a bit indisputable.

"It's you!"

"Of course it's you, the dancing beauty is the most beautiful in the world!"

"Oh, oh, the queen is beautiful!"

The students in the front row were so excited that they were almost invited out by the security guards. After repeated assurances that they would not be so excited again, the security guards turned and left.

Zhou Yimeng, who slowly appeared behind the frame from the lifting platform, almost couldn't hold back his laughter. They had made a lot of preparations, but they still didn't expect the audience to be so excited, "You used to be the most beautiful person in the world , Snow White in the forest, she is the most beautiful woman in the world."

"The queen was very angry when she heard what the magic mirror said, so she called the hunter and asked him to kill Snow White and bring back her heart."

"But Snow White, who is playing with small animals in the forest, doesn't know that the danger is slowly approaching her."

The light at Cheng Tiao's position dimmed, while the center of the stage was lit up, and the background of the forest also appeared on the big screen behind, and several people who played the roles of rabbits and deer were jumping on the stage.

When everyone saw Snow White's somewhat robust body, they already faintly felt that something was wrong, but when the camera was aimed at her face, they were still taken aback.

"Fuck."

Seeing Snow White's horrific face, Lin Jian unconsciously backed away, froze for a moment.

Not only him, but most of the audience in the auditorium felt that they had suffered serious mental damage at that moment, and some friends who felt that their blood pressure was soaring and their heart speeding up couldn't bear it anymore and began to take out the peace of mind pills from their pockets.

"Magic mirror, won't your conscience hurt!" A male audience couldn't bear to curse, as a magic mirror, is it really okay to deceive the audience like this!

Just now, most of the audience had been amazed by the Queen's actor. At first, they wanted to see what a stunning beauty Snow White was, but they never expected to see such a hot-eyed thing.

Our magic mirror has no conscience, Zhou Yimeng thought calmly as he crouched behind the desk, not only would it not hurt, but he would even feel a little flattered.

"After the hunter saw Snow White, he was immediately amazed by her appearance. He couldn't bear to attack such a lovely princess, so he decided to let Snow White go and let her never come back."

The petite hunter looked very weak standing beside Snow White, he shouted in a rough voice: "Run, princess, I will replace you with the heart of a wild boar, the queen will not find out!"

Snow White was very moved, and he shyly said in a voice that was several times rougher than that of the hunter: "Thank you so much, Uncle Hunter!"

The hunter turned around and killed a wild boar beside him with his knife, and then kept gesticulating in front of the "corpse" of the wild boar.

The audience in the audience: "..." Why do they always think that wild boar is much cuter than that Lu Zhishen-like Snow White.

When the hunter handed a large wooden box to the queen, the queen picked the box away with a hairpin in distaste, then looked at the hunter with a frown and asked, "This is really Snow White's heart." Why, why is it so big!"

The hunter was startled, and quickly knelt on the ground and replied: "Why is it so big, don't you have any points in your heart?"

"puff--"

Many people in the audience burst into laughter. The wild boar played by the actor earlier was much smaller than Snow White.

……

Cheng Tiao slowly raised his hand to support his crown, his bright red nails looked more conspicuous than the crown, "Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most beautiful woman in this world?"

"Of course it is Snow White who lives with the seven dwarfs in the remote forest. She is the most beautiful woman in the world." Zhou Yimeng stood up slowly again, poking his head out of the frame.

Cheng Tiao rummaged for a while, and suddenly realized that the box seemed to have been taken away by the field staff just now. After a moment of silence, he said softly: "Impossible, Snow White is dead, and I have taken her heart to boil." Soup!"

Zhou Yimeng has been paying attention to Cheng Tiao's movements. After stopping at this sentence unexpectedly, he paused and continued: "Then you tasted it and thought it was quite fragrant, it is actually the heart of a wild boar."

The lights in the corner dimmed again, and a group of "dwarfs" dressed in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple costumes appeared on the stage. They looked like dwarves indeed. chest.

"My God, what a blessing to live with such a beautiful girl!" cried the dwarf in red.

"Yeah, thank God for sending her to us!"

"When there is Snow White, every day is happy."

The other dwarves also began to praise Snow White, and the words they blew almost caught up with the color of their clothes.

"What happened in the forest was clearly seen by the queen through the sunglasses. The queen was very angry. This time she planned to do it herself."

Gone was the dresser that had been placed in the corner at first, replaced by a tool bench holding an alembic and a pile of test tubes of liquids of various colors.

After one operation, Cheng Tiao held an apple and laughed loudly: "If you eat this poisonous apple, Snow White will die. From now on, I will be the most beautiful woman in the world, hahahahaha..."

His smile was surprisingly not awkward at all, and it even sounded a little genuine.

"Damn it, it turns out that the queen is still a master of chemistry." Lin Jian exclaimed a little.

"The queen put on a disguise, climbed mountains and waded with poisoned apples, and came to the house of the seven dwarfs. Today the dwarfs have all gone out to work, and only the hardworking Snow White is left to do housework."

Said it was a disguise, but in fact Cheng Tiao just put on a black cloak. He reached out and knocked on the wooden door made of foam boards: "Excuse me, is anyone at home?"

"Who is it!" Snow White pushed open the wooden door and walked out.

The two stood together and compared, and the audience realized how strong Snow White's figure is, and the queen is now set off like a fairy who has just descended from the world.

Cheng Tiao laughed hoarsely and said, "Little girl, I am your neighbor. Today is the first time we meet. Let me give you this apple as a gift from our meeting."

As he spoke, he handed a small apple in his hand to Snow White.

"Oh, this apple is really too big. I can't eat it even if I die." Snow White waved her hand, trying to refuse his kindness.

Cheng Tiao glanced at the apple in his hand, then broke it in half with his bare hands expressionlessly, "That's it."

Snow White still seemed a little hesitant, but in the end she couldn't resist the temptation of the apple. She reached out and took the half of the apple, and then stuffed it all into her mouth in one gulp.

Everyone: "..." You can't finish eating what you agreed to, but you can eat one in two mouthfuls! ! !

……

After the performance, the audience burst into applause. This was the most special fairy tale performance they had ever seen.

Cheng Tiao and the other actors returned to the stage. They stood in the center of the stage and bowed to the audience. A lot of golden sequins suddenly floated down from the ceiling, making the stage even more dreamy. Hearing the warm applause , Cheng Tiao smiled a little happily.

Not only him, but all the people involved in the performance have some pride, they put on a very special but very good performance.

Lin Jian suppressed the excitement in his heart, he watched the stage quietly from the audience, while Cheng Tiao was standing in the center of the stage, golden rain fell from the sky, he was holding a bouquet of flowers in his hand and was smiling and waving from the audience. proceed.

The stage was bright, but the auditorium was very dim. Lin Jian was almost sure that Cheng Tiao couldn't see him, which made him a little anxious.He couldn't wait to rush over to give him a warm hug, but he wished he could stand on the stage longer...

"Where's Cheng Tiao?" Lu Manyao asked casually after returning to the backstage and busy removing makeup for other students.

Chang Qing leaned against the wall and sat casually on the ground, holding a health pot and drinking herbal tea. Hearing this, he said calmly, "I guess I'm seeing my family, but it doesn't matter. He is a great hero today. Give him half an hour more."

Lin Jian, who was pushed all the way to the wall by Cheng Tiao, still looked around nervously, "Wait a minute, there may be surveillance here."

"Never mind." Cheng Tiao kicked off the high-heeled shoes that were squeezing his toes a little irritably.After putting his hands on Lin Jian's shoulders, he pouted and looked at him expectantly: "Kiss one."

Lin Jian became excited all of a sudden, "Why don't you wipe off the lipstick first, what's the point of not keeping it all..."

Before he could finish speaking, Cheng Tiao put his lips on it. Because of the lip balm, his lips were still a little moist at the moment.

The lipstick has a hint of sweetness, but it is not as good as the mouth that just finished eating the candy. The tip of Lin Jian's tongue can taste the sweetness of the grape jelly in the other party's mouth, so he can't help but close his eyes and want to have a good time. Taste it.

The bright lipstick had rubbed the corners of their mouths into a mess, but this mess looked extraordinarily sexy.Not long after the two separated, they couldn't help hugging each other after just an eye contact, and then kissed each other even more excitedly.

"........."

"Hey, uncle, why are you here, Cheng..." Before he could finish his words, he saw the two people kissing inseparably in front of him, and he turned his head stiffly to look at Mr. Cheng who was covering a little boy's eyes , the smile was a bit awkward.

After Cheng Tiao heard the movement, he took his attention away from Lin Jian's face with difficulty, and then turned his head to look behind him: "..."

So, he once again felt what is called social death.

Mr. Cheng was also a little embarrassed. He silently covered his youngest son's eyes, and pushed him to Changqing, "Xiaoyue, you and this brother go to the bathroom first."

After Lin Jian recovered from the excitement, she also noticed this suffocating embarrassment.

The author has something to say: Tiao Tiao: Came out unexpectedly qwq

Thank you Yun Ji, Min, Yan Chen Chen, Hee Hee III, and 3104 for the nutrient solution, okay! ! !