School grass he is too good

Wei Lan, who was drinking water from a thermos, almost choked on the water after hearing the conversation between the two.

With a somewhat complicated expression, he silently buckled the cup back to the bottle and screwed it tightly, not daring to continue drinking water within the lethal range of these two people.

Lin Jian has been straight for a long time, but he just can't figure it out, why is Cheng Tiao so straight?

After resting for about five or six minutes, the physical education teacher led them to the sandpit and blew a whistle to signal everyone to be quiet.

He cleared his throat and said, "Everyone practice triple jump today. In the autumn sports meeting last semester, I really didn't see the long jump in your class. Several of them couldn't even jump into the pit."

"It's about you, get out." Lin Jian smirked and bumped into Lin Gun Gun beside him.

Lin Gun pushed back with some dissatisfaction, and he retorted: "The teacher didn't name names, what nonsense."

"Oh yes, I almost forgot if I didn't mention it, you were the one who ate dirt in the sandpit last semester." The teacher suddenly remembered Lin Gun's feat.

He didn't know how this kid jumped, but in the end he fell headfirst into the sandpit. He happened to be a referee at the side at the time, so he was ashamed to say that this kid was a student he taught.

Many students in the class recalled the scene at that time and burst into laughter.Cheng Tiao, who didn't get the point of laughing, looked at Lin Gun blankly, and then silently twitched the corners of his mouth.

"It's okay, stretch your muscles for me. Don't make me lose arms and legs in the last physical education class. I can't explain to your parents." The teacher laughed and joked, and then took everyone to do it. The movement of several movable joints.

Cheng Tiao was moving around carelessly on the spot, and when he just squatted down to stretch his tendons, the physical education teacher caught his attention again.

In fact, not only the physical education teacher paid attention to him, but many people in the class subconsciously stared at Cheng Tiao's legs.

When he was standing before, everyone knew that his legs were very long, but after Cheng Tiao squatted down and straightened, everyone realized that his legs were not usually long.

The physical education teacher walked over and patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "You have a try, such long legs are not for nothing, at least jump into the pit for me."

Cheng Tiao reluctantly followed the teacher to the runway. He stood behind the take-off line and squatted down a few times to try to find the feeling.

Standing near the sandpit, Lin Jian was a little shocked. He lowered his head in disbelief to compare his legs, and couldn't help but sigh, "Grass, this is a fucking long-legged spirit."

There was also a trace of indescribable envy in Lin Gun's eyes: "Brother Tiao, this should be the legendary golden ratio of 0.618."

He has just broken through the 1.6-meter barrier this year, and he is already too short to stand next to Lin Jian, but now he stands next to Cheng Tiao like a junior high school student.

While they were chatting here, Cheng Tiao had already started to take off. He used the vertical takeoff method, and everyone watched him fly past their eyes and landed in the bunker.

The teacher was also a little surprised when he saw this scene, and then took out the measuring ruler from his pocket.

After measuring the place where Cheng Tiao landed, he couldn't help being amused when he looked at Cheng Tiao: "The cloth shoes stand for a long jump of 9.2, and you don't even take off your coat. You are so arrogant, handsome guy."

Cheng Tiao waved his hand in embarrassment, and walked out of the bunker calmly under the eyes of everyone admiring and envious. Although his back is very handsome now, the sand in his shoes is particularly harsh.

Many students saw that he fell so easily so far, and some eagerly went to the jumping line to warm up.

There are also a few sports students who think Cheng Tiao is too pretentious, saying that the opponent's operation is not difficult at all.

Seeing this scene, the physical education teacher once again said to pay attention to safety, and told everyone not to crowd, and not to occupy the runway and stand near the sandpit.

Taking advantage of the fact that everyone's focus was not on him, Cheng Tiao quietly found a corner, supported a tree, and began to take off his shoes and shake the sand.

In fact, he mainly wanted to show off his skills, but he forgot that he was not wearing the boots he used to wear.

And to be honest, this result also made him a little dazed, not only because of his coat and shoes, but he could clearly feel that his physical fitness was far worse than before.

"Fuck, awesome, my deskmate, you were so handsome just now!" Lin Jian didn't know when he squatted aside and stared at the sand he was shaking for a long time, and suddenly opened his mouth so scared that Cheng Tiao almost threw his shoe at him face.

At this moment, Cheng Tiao was extremely thankful that he was always hygienic and didn't have athlete's foot!

"At the same table, is your shoe spring-loaded? Send me the link. I want to try the feeling of taking off." Lin Jian's focus is still on Cheng Tiao's shoes. He always feels that the other party's shoes are hidden Mystery.

So he didn't speak just now, and just quietly stared at the other person's insole for a while, wanting to see if there was anything special about it.As a result, not only is there no spring, but there is really no inner heightening!

Cheng Tiao snorted lightly, and said casually, "Then I'll lend you the shoes now, and you go over and fly me one?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Jian actually reached out and took his shoes. The guy turned over the upper and took a look at the sole, and then said with some regret: "It's only a size 40, and I can't even put my fucking foot in if I cut it off." .”

Cheng Tiao took a deep breath. He looked down at his left foot, which was still only wearing socks, and then, resisting the slap in the face, snatched the shoe back.

After shaking the sand vigorously, he put it on his feet.

Lin Jian looked at him for a while and suddenly became happy.

"Laugh at you, uncle." Cheng Tiao looked at him for a while with a foolish look on his face, and then began to shake the shoe on the other foot.

Lin Jian was still having fun, and he smiled and said to Cheng Tiao: "No, I suddenly thought of Cao Zhi just now."

"What's wrong with Cao Zhi, he jumped farther than me?" Cheng Tiao couldn't help asking, he thought the Cao Zhi in Lin Jian's mouth was a classmate he didn't know in the class.

"My mother was thinking just now, when Cao Zhi wanted to have your skills, how could he use to compose poems, and he would go straight out of the palace in seven steps."

Cheng Tiao: "..."

"Hey, no. What are you two being so silly about? It's almost a class, and if you find the money, you can treat the teacher to dinner anyway." When school was about to leave, when the physical education teachers gathered for roll call, they saw Cheng Tiao and Lin Jian. Laughing non-stop from behind, he complained a little speechlessly.

Everyone looked at those two people, one of them stopped, but when he saw the other laughing out loud, he couldn't help but continued to laugh.

Everyone looked at them inexplicably, thinking that these two people had to pick up gold bars just now to be able to succeed like this

Cheng Tiao actually didn't want to laugh anymore, but when Lin Jian smiled, he remembered the other party's serious sentence about leaving the palace in seven steps. Obviously it wasn't particularly funny, but he just wanted to have fun.

"Fuck...you, ha, can you stop laughing." Lin Jian's stomach hurts from laughing.

Opening his mouth means that the villain will complain first, and then he will be happy again after speaking.

Cheng Tiao also laughed so hard that his voice became hoarse, and he calmly shook his feet: "Okay."

After saying that, he really stopped and didn't continue to laugh, and just left Lin Jian laughing foolishly all by himself.

To be honest, if two people laugh together at such a thing, others will laugh, but if one person giggles, others will only think he is a fool.

After a while, Lin Jian finally stopped, with a somewhat embarrassed expression on his face, and then he glanced at Cheng Tiao resentfully, thinking that this guy didn't show loyalty at all, and actually stopped as soon as he said stop.

"Okay, everyone, don't go too far in the last 5 minutes, school will be over soon." The physical education teacher waved his hand and signaled everyone to do what they should do.

As soon as the teacher left, many female students came over, some boasted that Cheng Tiao was very good at long jump, and some hoped that Cheng Tiao could teach them in the next class.

"Pfft—" Lin Jian couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard the word long jump.

But after noticing the surprised eyes of everyone, he silently took out his mobile phone and pretended nothing happened.

Cheng Tiao reluctantly suppressed the corners of his mouth that were gradually rising, and nodded shyly at the female classmate, but he did not agree directly.

Because when he was in junior high school, there were female classmates who asked him to help teach this. As a result, he was as tired as a dog after demonstrating over and over again, and the group of girls actually applauded and took pictures.

At that time, Cheng Tiao understood immediately that those people were deliberately entertaining him!

So as soon as he got home that day, he quietly blocked all those classmates one by one.

"By the way, Cheng Tiao, scan the class group." The squad leader took the QR code of the class group and handed it to Cheng Tiao.

Cheng Tiao nodded, and scanned the QR code to enter the class named "I'm the best in the Eastern Invincible No. [-] Middle School".

After seeing the group name, Cheng Tiao was confused: What the hell? ? ?

After school, many students rushed towards the cafeteria, and the commuting students were also preparing to go home with their schoolbags on their backs.

"See you tomorrow, tablemate!" Lin Jian ran two steps in the direction of the cafeteria, then turned around and waved his hands stupidly.

Cheng Tiao pointed at him, stretched out two fingers and tapped lightly on his forehead, then carried his backpack smartly, stepped on a pair of sand-stained shoes and walked towards the school gate.

"Hiss, if he doesn't act handsome, will he feel uncomfortable all over?" Lin Jian hissed in disgust.

In the next second, he suddenly left Lin Gun and Wei Lan who were still standing there waiting for him, and strode towards the cafeteria: "Damn, I must have sweet and sour pork ribs today."

"Crazy, we're going to die soon!" After Lin Gun ran two steps, he gasped weakly and put his arms around Wei Lan's neck, cursing and walking forward.

…………

"Cheng Tiao, which direction are you going?" A girl suddenly strode up to Cheng Tiao's side and asked with a smile.

Cheng Tiao's expression was a little blank: "The school gate."

The girl froze for a moment, then suppressed a smile and added: "I'm asking you, which direction is your house going, and we can go together if we go along the way."

"Probably not on the way." Cheng Tiao replied, he thought for a while and added: "My dad came to pick me up after school."

"Your dad is so kind, he even came here to pick you up." The female classmate said enviously.

Cheng Tiao pursed his lips and smiled, and the two said goodbye at the school gate.

In fact, until the other party left, he didn't find out whether this classmate was in his class, but he didn't have the nerve to ask for fear of embarrassment.

"Tiao Tiao, this way!" The Rolls-Royce not far away turned on the lights twice, and Mr. Cheng pointed at Cheng Tiao in the car.

Cheng Tiao strode towards the car. Before getting in the car, he took a second look at the logo of the Rolls-Royce Flying Goddess. He thought that logo looked very cool.

"How do you feel in class today? Have you made any new friends?" Mr. Cheng asked with a smile while fastening Cheng Tiao's seat belt.

Cheng Tiao thought about his foolish deskmate, then nodded lightly: "Well, the grades may be quite poor."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you have poor grades, as long as you have a good character." Mr. Cheng said cheerfully.

Cheng Tiao nodded. He suddenly thought of something and turned to Mr. Cheng and said, "I heard something very funny today."

"Then don't talk about it, wait for the red light to talk about it, or I'm afraid I won't be able to laugh." Mr. Cheng teased.

So during the red light period, Cheng Tiao told his father about the seven-step exit from the palace.

Mr. Cheng was also amused for a while after listening: "Your classmate is so funny, I will tell your aunt again when I go back later."

The car was parked in the parking space in the garden outside the villa. Before getting out of the car, Cheng Tiao took another look at the cool car logo, and then walked towards the open door with his schoolbag on his back.

"Auntie, we're back." Cheng Tiao shouted in the direction of the living room after changing his slippers at the door.

A gentle-looking woman came out of the kitchen wearing an apron. She looked at Cheng Tiao with a smile and said, "It's hard work in class. Auntie made soup for you. You can go up and take a bath first, and you can drink it later." .”

Cheng Tiao nodded and walked towards the stairs. After taking two steps, he stopped hesitantly. He looked at Ms. Lin and said softly, "Auntie, let me tell you a funny story."

"Okay." Ms. Lin looked at him curiously.

Cheng Tiao opened his mouth, and was about to talk about physical education when his father interrupted him.

Mr. Cheng waved at him with his briefcase in hand: "Don't tell me, go up and take a shower, let me tell you about such a fun thing."

Cheng Tiao: "..."

"Oh." He replied slowly, turned and walked upstairs.

annoying!

The author has something to say: Lin (No. [-] in the school) Jane: I always feel that my deskmate has misunderstood me.