School grass he is too good

"Let me tell you, don't even think about women's clothing." Cheng Tiao threw the fork into the unfinished instant noodle box, then lay on the back of the chair with arms folded and raised his chin towards the common sense, "I want to wear it." You wear it yourself."

Chang Qing smiled innocently, "I also don't think women's clothing is very creative. After all, we are lined up behind the third class, so it will appear that we are not innovative enough."

On the day of the opening ceremony, he had to go to the rostrum to read the manuscript, and he didn't wear anything to go to the show, but if it was Cheng Tiao's character, if he really wore women's clothing, he would definitely embarrass him.

"You don't want this, you don't want that, then think about it." Lu Manyao rested her chin with one hand and said irritably.

Zhou Qin, who had been searching for special class uniforms on the Internet, put her mobile phone on the table, then pointed to the picture on it and whispered to several people: "Otherwise, let's choose this one."

Lu Manyao frowned and thought for a while looking at the picture, then nodded and said, "It's okay, it suits my class, and it doesn't seem to be very expensive."

Bai Jing also nodded in agreement, "I also think this is good."

Cheng Tiao looked at the suit and scratched the tip of his nose thoughtfully, then decided that the minority should obey the majority.

After the school bell rang, Cheng Tiao silently carried the instant noodles he hadn't finished and walked towards the toilet.

Teacher Santuan said that it is understandable that young people like them are easily hungry, but soupy food must be poured into the toilet, and it cannot be thrown directly into the trash can, as it will deteriorate and stink.

Lin Jian, who had just walked out of his class, saw his back from a long distance, and rushed over with a brisk stride, but he didn't dare to hang on him directly. Ever since he found out that Cheng Tiao was easily frightened, he was very restrained. own voice and actions.

After hearing the familiar footsteps, Cheng Tiao didn't even bother to turn his head away, and said with a sneer, "What are you running in the corridor, save your strength and run your 400 meters."

Lin Jian took the instant noodle soup in his hand, and couldn't help complaining: "Damn, how do you know what I applied for? Did you check our class registration form?"

As he said that, he looked down at the half-eaten instant noodles in his hand. It was still the same. The other party would only put a little seasoning powder on the instant noodles, and did not put any vegetable buns or chili oil. He took two bites when he was hungry before, a little No taste at all.

Cheng Tiao took out a plastic bag from his pocket and shook it, then held it up to Lin Jian, and said calmly, "I just saw it when I handed in the form, why don't you just report 400 meters, [-] meters is not easy to run. .”

400 meters is a project that most people don't like to report, because it is almost stuck between aerobic and anaerobic. Many people call it the most troublesome project in track and field. Most people basically run to the last 50 meters. I started to get tired.

Because 400 meters is different from 200 meters or 400 meters, the former relies on explosive power and the latter relies on endurance, but [-] meters requires both.

"It's not thinking that if there are fewer applicants, maybe I can get an award directly." Lin Jian said cheerfully.

Then he squeezed the fork and shook the instant noodles in the box to almost shake the soup, stuffed it all into a plastic bag, and poured the remaining instant noodle soup into the toilet.

Some time ago, it was said that a classmate went to scald the instant noodles without boiling the water. As a result, the noodles were too dry and he directly poured them into the toilet. In the end, he blocked the pit and caused a series of chain reactions.

At that time, the school called all the fecal suction trucks anyway, and the toilets can be said to be full of shit. After dealing with it, Cheng Tiao, who was disgusted, ran upstairs to go to the toilet for several days because he thought the floor of the toilet on the fourth floor was dirty.

So after that day, there was a rule on the bulletin board that instant noodle soup can be poured into the toilet, but no more than six noodles are allowed.

Although I don't know how the school estimated the six rules, the scene that day left a deep shadow on many people's hearts, so everyone chose to abide by this rule.

After throwing the box into the trash can, Lin Jian stood in front of the sink and rushed, "Didn't I tell you, just tell me when you're hungry, and I'll help you buy supper off campus."

"It's not that I'm very hungry, but I just want to be greedy for others." Cheng Tiao said calmly while washing his hands by the sink beside him.

Lin Jian: "..."

After Cheng Tiao washed his hands, he suddenly added, "If you order barbecue or something, they will definitely come up and grab it, but no one is willing to ask me to give them a bite of instant noodles. Of course, you are not considered human. "

Lin Jian glanced at him with some emotion, and exclaimed, "You are so shameless, but that's how I appreciate your shamelessness."

"Are you kidding, I have such a pretty face, why not?" Cheng Tiao smiled and rubbed his wet hands on his clothes.

Lin Jian's eyelids twitched, and he was about to rub his hands against the other person's body, but after thinking for a moment, he chose to relax, because he suddenly thought that the school uniform he was wearing was also Cheng Tiao's.

The two chatted and walked slowly towards the dormitory building.

"Since when did we lose our sense of existence? Obviously we came first, no matter which side is our first." Lin Gun looked at Wei Lan beside him in some confusion and asked curiously.

Wei Lan entered Class [-] very calmly, stretched out her hand to pick up the schoolbag that was left in the classroom for Cheng Tiao, and said indifferently: "Don't think about it anymore, after all, we are not worthy of it."

……

"Youth is like fire, surpass yourself, come on Class Three, we are the best!"

When the sports meeting is approaching, every class will line up on the playground and practice shouting whistles during the physical education class.Like a provocation, this kind of voice often reaches the ears of other students in the teaching building who are in class.

"You idiot, it doesn't rhyme, why are you shouting so loudly?" Lin Gun groaned and snorted disdainfully.

Lin Chen looked out of the window with his chin in his hands and smiled casually, "No matter what, their slogans will never be more compelling than our class."

"That's right, no one can type slogans or anything." Luo Qi also twitched the corners of her lips, and after helping her glasses, she continued to lower her head and write questions.

Lin Jian lay lazily on the table with his mobile phone, and after looking at the swan in Honghu Park for a while, he couldn't help raising the corner of his mouth, and reached out to touch the crown on the swan's head in the photo.

After class, Cheng Tiao borrowed the little lady's notes for reference. Although this guy behaved very delicately, his handwriting was simply too wild, comparable to Wei Lan's calligraphy.

"What's your word?" After memorizing it for a few minutes, he had to run to the other party with his notebook and ask.

The little empress looked at him incredulously, "It's a relationship, you can't even tell?"

Cheng Tiao pursed his lips and nodded with a smile, then went back to his seat silently and continued to take notes.

Li Qiang chatted with other male students in the class, and asked in shock, "Damn, is Class [-] actually such a jerk?"

When Cheng Tiao heard the movement, he subconsciously pricked up his ears, and glanced in that direction curiously from the corner of his eye.

"To actually use the core values ​​of socialism as a slogan, we lost!" Lu Manyao clenched her fists and murmured somewhat dissatisfied.

Cheng Tiao: "???"

He pondered for a while, but still couldn't help asking: "Then what kind of class uniform do they have to wear to be worthy of this slogan?"

All he could think of was the Chinese tunic suit, but wasn't it already ordered by other classes?

"I don't know yet, their class uniforms haven't arrived yet." Lu Manyao sighed regretfully, "We can only rely on the class uniforms to win now, and I hope the courier will arrive on time."

Bai Jing stared at Cheng Tiao with wide eyes and said seriously: "You have to behave well then, you are the face of our class."

"Ah, I'll try my best." Cheng Tiao said helplessly.

……

The opening ceremony of the sports meeting was in the afternoon, but many people had put on their class uniforms in advance in the morning. The various clothes surprised the other classes, but the one with the highest return rate was It's time to count to four classes.

I am used to seeing the fat blue and white school uniforms on weekdays, but now the girls in Class [-] put on elegant cheongsams, looking more delicate and charming than usual.This caused many male students from other classes to use the excuse of going to the toilet to dawdle back and forth in the corridor several times, and was ridiculed by the boys in class [-] for frequent urination, urgency and uncleanness.

In contrast, Class [-] still looks like we want to maintain a sense of mystery, and even the curtains are drawn at noon, which makes the students in other classes even more curious.

But in the past few days when the sports meeting is approaching, Class [-] is like an impregnable wall, everyone's mouth is tight, and they can't talk at all.

"It's been agreed in advance. When everyone comes in the afternoon and wants to go to the bathroom, go early. Otherwise, you can change your clothes and wait in the classroom. We will never leave this gate until the time for the show." Bai Jing stood on the podium Repeated the point again.

"Got it, don't worry!"

"We will definitely create that kind of momentum, where there is a loud noise in the sky, and Lao Tzu makes his debut!"

"The main thing is to rely on Brother Tiao to enter the playground. We are all background walls."

"........."

Cheng Tiao touched the fabric of the clothes in the drawer, and it felt quite rough. He could only comfort himself that this was a set of clothes that depended on temperament, and the quality was not important.

The class uniforms of class one are the school uniforms in the comics, and the male students wear suits. Lin Jian tried it on once in the dormitory, and it looks pretty good.

Cheng Tiao did not deny that when the other party came out of the toilet, he was in a trance for a moment. The guy didn't know how to wear a tie, and the collar was open so casually, but it had a lazy taste instead.

At 02:30 in the afternoon, the moment the athletes' march sounded on time, everyone in class five stood up one after another, as if they were going to the battlefield.

"Boom boom boom——"

Just as they were about to get dressed, there were several heavy knocks on the front door.

"Who is it?" A female classmate asked in a low voice, and the others subconsciously stuffed their clothes back into the drawer.

"I'm looking for Cheng Tiao."

The answer outside the door made everyone's eyes fall on Cheng Tiao.

Cheng Tiao got up helplessly and walked out through the back door. The moment he just went out, the back door was kicked shut.

"Are you exaggerating?" Lin Jian made some speechless complaints about Class Five's strict defense.

But soon, he trotted towards Cheng Tiao and said anxiously: "Hurry up, Xiu'er, help me tie my tie, our class is assembled!"

Cheng Tiao sighed, and slowly reached out to take the tie in his hand, "Bend down, forget about being stupid."

After tying the tie in two or three strokes, he pinched the opponent's face and said with a light smile, "Okay, get out."

"Am I particularly handsome today!" Lin Jian suddenly looked at Cheng Tiao seriously and asked.

Cheng Tiao twitched the corner of his mouth and said speechlessly: "I hate suits."

Lin Jian laughed, "I know, just this time. So, am I handsome today?"

"Handsome cracks the sky." Cheng Tiao laughed lowly.

The author has something to say: Chichi: Hehehe, our Xiuer praised me for being handsome and cracking the sky

Tiaotiao: Well, it’s enough for me to be handsome~

When it comes to the class uniforms of the sports meeting, what impressed me the most was that a group of boys in our school wore skirts and danced nobody under the rostrum. It was so coquettish~

There will be women's clothing, but not now, even if we wear women's clothing, we can't wear the mass model 233333

Thank you Hee Hee III and 3104 for their nutrient solution, yum!