School grass he is too good

"The one who flirts first is cheap." Cheng Tiao laughed and let go of his hand slowly.

He turned around and opened his suitcase, took out the rogue rabbit and threw it near the pillow. His bed was very tidy, with a quilt and two pillows without other decorations.At first glance, the bed did not look like the owner would like dolls.

After taking out the rogue rabbit, there was only one tracksuit left in the suitcase.

"Hiss~" Lin Jian shook his hands that had already started to turn red. Cheng Tiao's hand strength was really a bit scary. He blew on his pinched red fingers and asked curiously: "Excuse me, what is this sportswear? How can He De be able to be packed into that noble suitcase of yours?"

Cheng Tiao glanced at the sportswear in the suitcase, and then said calmly, "Cushion doll."

Take a big brand of sportswear to pad 99's doll, it's you!

Lin Jian was convinced by the shock of 13, and couldn't help stretching out his hands to applaud, but because of the previous incident, he still has some psychological shadows, so he didn't dare to stretch his hands too far for fear of pain.

"So the reason why you bring a suitcase home every week is just to let everyone know you have a suitcase?" He continued to complain without holding back.

Cheng Tiao sat on the bed and was silent for a moment, then suddenly raised his eyes and looked at Lin Jian with some seriousness and said softly, "That's not true, I just want everyone to get used to seeing me with a suitcase."

Lin Jian was stunned, "Why? Because your suitcase is so beautiful?"

The smile on the corner of Cheng Tiao's mouth gradually subsided. He slightly raised his head and looked up at the other party for a while, and then said softly: "If someday, if we have any conflicts, and I accidentally kill you, you can just stuff it in the suitcase." Then find a place to bury it quietly, and no one should find out."

Lin Jian: "..." He silently stepped back two steps, his body covered in goose bumps.

"Just kidding." Cheng Tiao couldn't help lowering his head and laughing out loud. After laughing for a long time, he coughed lightly, "I use my suitcase to pack snacks and bring them back to school. Your beef jerky every day It’s pretty cool to eat, am I a fucking Doraemon, I don’t need a suitcase to put it in my pocket?”

Lin Jian took a deep breath, still feeling a little tingly in the scalp, "Your eyesight just now was perfect, it's really a pity not to participate in the birth of the showman."

"Boom boom boom——"

While the two were chatting, there was a knock on the door.

"Brother, Mom called you and another brother to go down for dinner." Cheng Yue stood outside the door and shouted.

"Here we come." Cheng Tiao pushed Lin Jian, motioned for him to wash his hands first, then got up and opened the door.

……

After washing their hands, the two of them smelled the strong aroma of vegetables as soon as they went downstairs. They had been in the car for a long time, and now they both felt a little hungry.

Lin Jian could even hear her own stomach growling.

"Auntie specially made chicken soup for the two of you and added Panax notoginseng to it. If you drink all of it, you can grow taller." Ms. Lin said with a smile.

Then he took Cheng Yue to the bathroom and washed his hands again. Through the glass door, he could still see Mr. Cheng wearing an apron and waving a shovel to cook.

There are already a lot of dishes on the table, most of which Cheng Tiao likes to eat, and Lin Jian is inexplicably envious of such a family atmosphere.

Cheng Tiao bumped him lightly with his shoulder, and then said in a low voice, "I'll give you the soup later, you try to grow taller."

He doesn't like the taste of that traditional Chinese medicine, and Lin Jian is now in the period of changing his voice, so it is suitable to drink this kind of thing.As for him, forget it, he will grow up slowly, and it will be fine if he is stimulated to jump up suddenly.

After Mr. Cheng came out with the last dish, Cheng Tiao started to pick up the chopsticks, "Daddy worked hard."

"Thank you!" Ms. Lin and Cheng Yue also said with a smile.

Lin Jian paused as he drank his drink. He didn't know that it was too late to add a word about uncle's hard work. Cheng Tiao didn't tell him that their family still had this habit before dinner!

Mr. Cheng cheerfully dragged the apron aside, then smiled at Lin Jian and said, "They are all home-cooked dishes, don't hesitate to eat them quickly."

Lin Jian quickly nodded and said, "Thank you, uncle and aunt, for your hospitality. I'm sorry to bother you."

"It's nothing, we are also very happy that Tiaotiao can bring friends home." Ms. Lin put the two pots of chicken soup next to their bowls and chopsticks with heat-resistant gloves, and persuaded softly: "Try to eat while it's hot." Drink it, it will be more effective."

Cheng Yue looked at Ms. Lin curiously and asked, "Mom, will I be as tall as my brother after drinking this?"

"No, you have to exercise hard, at least lose weight first." Cheng Tiao said calmly with his head tilted, not leaving any chance for the other party to imagine.

"Oh." Cheng Yue whispered while biting his chopsticks. Ms. Lin couldn't help laughing and stretched out her hand to pinch his chubby cheek.

Lin Jian poked him quietly, and whispered, "Can you be gentle with the children?"

Cheng Tiao chuckled, and gently tapped the lid of the chicken soup with his fingertips, "Doing nothing, just drinking chicken soup will work?"

The meal ended happily. After dinner, Cheng Yue went to wash the dishes. Originally, Lin Jian wanted to go to help, but was persuaded by Ms. Lin.

"Boys still need to exercise, you and Tiaotiao go up and play first, I'll just watch." Ms. Lin said softly.

……

Lin Jian was a bit overwhelmed by this meal. Cheng Tiao's father's cooking skills were really good. He lay on the sofa in the living room on the second floor and exhaled, "Wow, uncle's cooking skills are really good. It's a good thing you live on campus, otherwise Every day at home, sooner or later, it must hit two hundred catties."

Cheng Tiao pursed his lips and smiled, "My dad doesn't have time to cook every day, and my aunt is also very good at cooking."

"I still envy you." Lin Jian got up from the sofa and sat up straight.

He was worried that if Cheng Tiao's family suddenly came up and saw him in such a posture, it would be too indecent.

"My dad is simply a representative of machismo. I dare not dream of such an exaggerated scene." Lin Jian couldn't help complaining about her dad.

"The number of times my mother cooks is also one of the few. Usually it's at home, the nanny at home. The food in your family is different, and it has a human touch."

At first he wanted to say that his aunt at home did it, but because of Cheng Tiao's address to Ms. Lin, he subconsciously changed it to a nanny, otherwise he felt a little impolite.

Cheng Tiao stepped on the spinning bike slowly, put his arms on the front of the bike and smiled lightly: "Is that an exaggeration, but when it comes to cooking, I have never learned it. When I was a child, I let the steam from the rice cooker burn me I’ve been there, and then my grandma stopped letting me learn to cook, she said that I will try to find someone who can cook in the future.”

When he said this, he looked at Lin Jian with some irony.

"Cheng Weiwei, you can't do this, you're too coquettish and machismo. In what age is this, who stipulates that women should learn to cook a little bit! As a new era..." Lin Jian hadn't finished speaking yet. It was interrupted by Cheng Tiao.

"Shut up, you." Cheng Tiao said angrily, grabbed the towel hanging from the spinning bike and threw it at Lin Jian.

He found that with this person's brain circuit, no matter what he said, the other party could automatically think of going to other places.

Lin Jian was hit straight by the towel, and she was aggrieved as if she wanted to defend herself.

Cheng Tiao looked at him expressionlessly, and said seriously, "I don't care, my partner must be able to cook in the future!"

"Bah!" Lin Jian felt that this person deserved to be single for so many years, and he still had such thoughts in what age.

But soon he realized that even if they are excellent and straight, they are still the ones he likes, isn't it just cooking, he can learn that!

Xu thought it was because he and Cheng Tiao were stuck together every day, which made Lin Jian forget that the other party was the man he liked from time to time.

Lin Jian took a sip of water and said curiously, "What criteria do you have for choosing a mate? Actually, I don't mean anything else. I just want to see how straight you can be."

Cheng Tiao: "..." If he wants to have this problem now, he must at least be a straight man first.

"None of your business!" After holding back for a long time, he really couldn't figure out what criteria he had for choosing a mate.This made him a little annoyed and quickly stepped on the spinning bike, and the flywheel underneath was turning so fast that sparks were about to pop out.

Lin Jian rested his hand on the tea table and supported his chin, and looked at Cheng Tiao lazily, "Don't be so stingy, Xiu'er, you can tell me for reference."

Cheng Tiaoxin said that you are a reference, so I wonder why you don't look in the mirror.

"Come on, Xiu'er~" Seeing that Cheng Tiao still didn't pay attention to him, Lin Jian subconsciously dragged out his voice.

Cheng Tiao had a chill, and almost threw the slippers at him, "He looks good, he can cook, it's gone."

Hey, wanting his partner to be as beautiful as a flower, but also wanting her to be hardworking and housekeeping, this is indeed the aesthetics of a straight man.Lin Jian gasped, feeling that the long road ahead was really difficult.

"What about you, which type do you like?" Cheng Tiao suddenly asked curiously, wondering what this guy could say.

"I, I like..." Lin Jian hesitated for a long time, then stared at Cheng Tiao and murmured: "I like tall, good-looking, fair-skinned, big eyes and long eyelashes." A little bit, and then you need to have long legs and be able to sing, and..."

He subconsciously picked out Cheng Tiao's advantages one by one, and the more he talked, the more he suddenly understood why he fell in love with him so easily in the first place. Who would not care about such a fucking condition!

"Based on your criteria for choosing a spouse, kid, are you planning to go to heaven to find a fairy to be your wife?" Mr. Cheng stood at the door with a plate of fruit and listened for a long time, but he couldn't help interrupting.

How did he find that children are becoming more and more unrealistic now?

Lin Jian: "..."

Cheng Tiao couldn't hold back, he lay on the front of the car and laughed for a while.

The author has something to say: Cheap: Xiu'er, straight men are not good for cancer, let's change it.

Jump: Even if I want to get stomach cancer, I have to have a stomach first :)

Cheap: What stomach cancer, don't you scare me? ! ! QQ

Life is not easy, skip and sigh

Thanks to 3104 and Xiao Wu for their nutrient solution, thank you~