School grass he is too good

The pizzeria probably wants to gain a good reputation because it has just opened recently, and the portions are particularly generous. The cheese on the pizza alone is much more than other restaurants, and it can be pulled very high just by looking at it.

And the six-person meal is indeed worthy of the name, almost filling the entire table, and the people at the other tables looked at it with surprise in their eyes, feeling that these three little classmates are actually animals in secret, and the best one can eat .

Cheng Tiao usually doesn't like eating pizza very much, because eating pizza is the refreshing feeling of Tulas, but his cat's tongue basically can't be drawn when the temperature drops.

"Exactly six, we can have two per person." Wei Lan pointed to the durian crisps on the plate and smiled.

Cheng Tiao used a fork to pick up the strawberry on the small piece of Black Forest cake and looked at it for a while, then put it in his mouth, "I don't eat durian, you can eat it yourself."

As soon as he finished speaking, he turned his head expressionlessly and spit the contents of his mouth into the trash can. The strawberry was so sour that his teeth ached, but it still looked very sweet.

Lin Jian dragged a side of spaghetti Bolognese in front of him, "Whoever eats dessert as soon as it is served, you are not afraid that you will not be able to eat other things."

"I don't like noodles." Cheng Tiao said so, and then poked away the two meatballs on the plate with his chopsticks.It is true that he does not like to eat noodles, and it is easy to lump when it is cooled, but he still likes meat very much.

The corner of Lin Jian's mouth twitched slightly, and he brought the noodles back to him silently, "Your family feeds you so big, you are so big."

Cheng Tiao blew on the meatballs on the chopsticks, and laughed when he heard his words, "That's right, like you must have wished to eat too little from Xiaoxin, so you can't grow up."

Wei Lan, who was burying her head in eating, felt inexplicably that she had been shot in the knee, but then she was a little curious about what brand of nutrient solution New Hope was, and would it make her grow taller after eating it?

Thinking of this, he silently put down his fork, opened Baidu to search for New Hope, and found that this is one of the largest feed manufacturers in China, and the factory is most famous for processing pig feed.

Wei Lan: "......"

Lin Jian also just checked this thing with his mobile phone, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Xiu'er, your knowledge range is quite wide. Could it be that you have really eaten it?"

Cheng Tiao had just stuffed the whole cold meatball into his mouth, and it was a bit difficult for him to speak, let alone curse, so he could only stare at the guy opposite him fiercely.

Lin Jian continued to eat the noodles proudly after breaking back [-]%, Cheng Tiao chewed the beef balls in his mouth and looked at the other party casually, Lin Jian's eating appearance was not ugly, but the eating speed was very fast and the chewing speed was also very fast , When you eat, you will puff your cheeks.

It was very similar to the emoji pack of a hamster eating that he had seen before, and it was worthy of the word "Storm Inhalation", which was a bit cute.

Thinking of this in his mind, Cheng Tiao subconsciously stretched out his hand to the opposite side and poked the other person's face. His cheeks were bulging and a little hard, but the feeling was just as good as he imagined.

When he came back to his senses, the two people on the opposite side looked at him with indescribable expressions, especially Lin Jian, who was so frightened that he didn't dare to chew what was in his mouth, and stared at him with some horror.

Then he suddenly heard a loud swallowing sound, the thing made him so frightened that he swallowed the thing in his mouth without chewing, and he was not choked... This throat is quite big.

Cheng Tiao's eyelids twitched subconsciously, and he withdrew his hand very calmly, "You really have a thick skin, and you can actually hold such a big mouthful."

Lin Jian took a deep look at him, and finally chose to drink three sips of juice in a row. After the cold juice slid down his throat, Lin Jian felt that his throat didn't hurt so much, "Xiu'er, don't touch your hands when you eat from now on. , Choking to death is not a good experience.”

As he spoke, he lowered his head and picked up the glass to take a sip of ice water, trying to use ice cubes to reduce the burning sensation on his cheeks.

After noticing Wei Lan's probing eyes, Cheng Tiao lowered his head and took a sip of his drink as if nothing had happened, then raised his head solemnly and said, "Sorry, I used to raise pigs on the Internet in the past. It's the first time I can't control it at such a close distance."

"puff--"

Lin Jian almost spouted ice water and jumped onto his body. It was hard for him to react very quickly and turned his head in time, so he sprayed Wei Lan in the face.

Cheng Tiao: "..."

This time, it was probably a heart-breaking feeling, and my heart was soaring.Of course, it is not known whether Yang Chengtiao will fly or not, but looking at Wei Lan's face, he knows that the other party's heart must be cold now.

He silently took out two tissues and handed them to Wei Lan, feeling a little distressed about what happened to him.Sympathy is all sympathy, Lin Jianjian really sprayed on him, and that beating was the least.

Lin Jian snatched the paper from Wei Lan's hand and wiped the water off his face in a panic, apologizing while wiping, "Damn it, it's a good thing you didn't open your mouth just now, otherwise it would be too disgusting."

Wei Lan glanced at him angrily, took out two pieces of paper, wiped his face again and complained, "I will never sit next to you next time, it's too dangerous."

Lin Jian thought that it would not be safe to sit across from each other. If his desire to survive did not force him to turn his head, the one who would suffer would be their Xiu'er.

……

In the end, it was Lin Jian who rushed to pay for the meal, but no one could compete with him. The total cost was 480 taels.Cheng Tiao suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder, and before he left, he ordered another 18 yuan matcha chocolate cone, trying to scrape together 500 yuan for him.

At the checkout, the waiter's eyes were about to pop out when he looked at the empty plates and glasses on the table. He felt that the children nowadays really can eat more than they imagined.

"You are so awesome, you can still eat it." Wei Lan covered his stomach and gave him a thumbs up, then pointed to his own neck with a somewhat ugly face and said: "I think the food I ate It’s all here, and I’m sure it’ll come out with a little bit more.”

Cheng Tiao was still wearing that Pikachu hat, and was biting down on the crispy cone beside him, "I can't eat it anymore, this stuff is actually bitter, as a cone it's actually bitter!"

It is said to be a chocolate matcha cone, but in fact only the bottom cone is chocolate-flavored. The top matcha cone is very strong, and Cheng Tiao doesn't like it very much.

"Are you eating?" He looked at Lin Jian and asked in a low voice.

The corners of Lin Jian's eyes twitched slightly, and he looked at him helplessly, "I think you really treat me like a pig."

"Okay." Cheng Tiao looked around and wanted to find a trash can. He wanted to throw away the ice cream on it before it melted. He didn't want his hands to be full of sticky ice cream. .

Lin Jian sighed, and reached out to take the ice cream in his hand, "I see that you are obviously living a rough life, why do you always have a young master's spirit in doing things."

He thinks that Cheng Tiao is really contradictory, basically he can do a little bit of everything, even if the dormitory next door asks him to fix the light bulb, he can get started and solve things. He is very quick and diligent in doing things, which is like a child from a simple family.

But the nobility that came out of his bones and rushed to his face was unstoppable, and this guy had many habits that were very hypocritical, as the saying goes, princely disease.

But...he really looks like a little prince.Thinking of this, Lin Jian unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth.

Wei Lan frowned so much that he almost pulled the distance between his eyes together, he was a little confused, why Lin Jian could be so foolishly happy eating leftover ice cream from someone else's house?

Moreover, when playing basketball, the classmates in the class are familiar with each other, and most of them don't care about other people's saliva when they drink water.Although Lin Jian didn't say it, but since he knew that guy in junior high school, he certainly knew that the other party cared about this.

Wei Lan is also a bit obsessed with cleanliness, so he will deliberately bring his own thermos during physical education class. After all, everyone is as hot as a dog at that time, and no one wants to drink his hot boiled water.

Lin Jian is even better than him, and he refuses to take down the thermos. Although the mineral water he bought doesn't mind others drinking it, it's just that he will never touch it again after that person finishes drinking it. Will not drink other people's water.

So to a large extent, this guy usually saves himself by "buying" water from girls in physical education class.

Later, after playing with Cheng Tiao, Lin Jian went directly to borrow water from the other party. Of course, he didn't touch the bottle when drinking, otherwise he would be beaten.

But he only asked Cheng Tiao to borrow water, and besides him, no one else had the guts and the cheek to ask Cheng Tiao to borrow water.

"Jane, give me a bite of that ice cream of yours too." Wei Lan didn't know if she was out of her mind, but she had the cheek to say such a sentence.

The two people who were walking side by side suddenly stopped, and at the same time turned their heads to look at him with disgust, their expressions were quite synchronized.

Wei Lan: "......"

Cheng Tiao pointed to the dessert cart beside him, indicating that he wanted to eat ice cream and go there to buy one, but he was a little confused, "By the way, didn't you say you were going to spit it out?"

Wei Lan coughed lightly, and silently ran to the dessert cart to buy a piece of shaved ice. He really couldn't eat a bite, but he still had to put on a show.The result of the trial just now was as he had imagined, very heart-warming and in line with the character of the other party, but the problem is...

Cheng Tiao looked at the dessert cart for a while, and ordered a luxurious fruit shaved ice without holding back, because the picture looked so tempting.

Lin Jian, who was still eating ice cream behind him, almost collapsed when he saw him pay, "Damn, ancestor, I really can't eat any more."

"I think I should still be able to eat." Cheng Tiao said firmly.

After he got the shaved ice the size of the fried chicken bucket, he subconsciously glanced at Lin Jian with a guilty expression, and then quietly asked the boss for another spoon.

Wei Lan casually lowered his head and poked the shaved ice in his hand with a spoon. He regretted buying this thing, and his hands were cold when he couldn't eat it.The two people walking in front still made him feel a little strange, but he couldn't tell what was so strange.

"Old Wei is usually serious, but I didn't expect him to be quite shameless." Lin Jian followed Cheng Tiao in a low voice while biting an ice cream.

Cheng Tiao calmly looked at the bucket of shaved ice in his hand, "I probably need him to continue to be shameless."

The author has something to say: lowly double standard everyday~

Thanks to Jun Moxiao, Chong Ya, 3104, Qiu Yumoming