School grass he is too good

Under everyone's gaze, Qi Huangxuan got up silently and went to the kitchen. He didn't take the chopsticks directly but walked to the sink, and turned on the tap without hesitation to wash his face.

It might be because the weather is too hot, or it might be that Lao Tzu has suffered from heat stroke, he thought in his heart.

Pooh!If you really want to suffer from heat stroke, the two people outside are obviously more similar, okay?

After picking up his clothes and casually wiping his wet face, he took a pair of bamboo chopsticks from the chopstick box, turned around and changed them to stainless steel ones after walking two steps.

After seeing Qi Huangjuan coming out of the kitchen, Yan Sizhou whistled at him and said cheerfully, "Come on, brother Qi, open your mouth and let me see if your teeth are broken."

Qi Huangxuan glanced at him, but said nothing.

Cheng Tiao bit his chopsticks tentatively. Apart from feeling his teeth hurt, with his teeth, even if the roots of his teeth were broken, the chopsticks might not be a problem.When he turned his head, he found that Lin Jian seemed to be trying too, but after noticing his gaze, the other party put the chopsticks back on the table as if nothing had happened.

After a while, everyone finally realized that this blow did not bring any real harm to Qi Huangjuan himself, and the other party could even calmly bite open a big bone and eat the bone marrow directly with a spoon without using a straw.

Just looking at it, Lin Jianjian felt that his teeth hurt a little. He thought that Cheng Youwei was a fucking dog. Just by the bite force, he knew that this guy must have never lost a fight in kindergarten.

……

After eating, Qi Huangxuan went back to her neighbor's house directly, perhaps because she suffered a lot today. She didn't even climb the wall and walked out through the gate.

Lin Jian sat on Cheng Tiao's master ball chair and played for nearly half an hour, but finally stopped because the battery of the chair was exhausted and the product got stuck in the bathroom door.

"I'm fucking overwhelmed by your brain circuit, how did you come up with the idea of ​​opening it into the bathroom, and it's stuck in such a precise operation." Cheng Tiao squatted at the door of the toilet with a screwdriver and was removing the bathroom glass Lin Jian squatted aside with a guilty expression on his face and handed him the tools.

Cheng Tiao closed the back of the chair, and it looked like a relatively large plastic ball stuck in the bathroom door.

After Cheng Tiao removed the hinges, he found that the glass door card was too tight and he couldn't pull it out. He sat cross-legged on the ground and took several deep breaths before he forcibly suppressed the cruel thought of giving Lin Jian a wrench.

"You are really my uncle." Cheng Tiao couldn't help but sigh with emotion. He originally wanted to remove the door because it was too cumbersome to remove the chair, but it still had to be done.

Lin Jian: "Then your grandfather probably won't agree either."

Cheng Tiao shook his arm and said angrily, "How dare you talk back!"

"I was wrong, Brother Tiao, please continue." Lin Jian immediately held up the screwdriver respectfully, not daring to continue to refute at all.

Cheng Tiao sighed, bent down and continued to remove the shell of his master ball chair. In fact, he did not have such a strong design ability, and the chair was essentially a modified version of the electric wheelchair. It is easy to pull out.

……

"You really like Pokémon." After the chair was finished, Lin Jian's attention was drawn to Cheng Tiao's collection cabinet. Just looking at those full of gadgets gave people a sense of satisfaction.

"Fortunately, I don't like it that much." Cheng Tiao replied casually while charging the chair.

"Your words must not be convincing." Lin Jian carefully counted the Pikachu in different poses through the glass cabinet door, and found that there were 31 Pikachu in total. He suddenly became curious, "Hey, when did you get that tattoo?" tattooed?"

Thinking of this incident, Cheng Tiao felt a little headache, he said helplessly, "Eight years old."

"Damn, eight years old! Doesn't your family scold you?" Lin Jian looked at Cheng Tiao in disbelief.

When he was eight years old, he was still listening to the stories of loyal service to the country tattooed on his back, but Cheng Tiao actually practiced it on himself.

Cheng Tiao: "This is a somewhat sad story."

Lin Jian: "It's okay, you can say it in a more cheerful tone."

Cheng Tiao: "..."

"Okay, let me make a long story short. My uncle used to be a mess. My grandpa wanted to send him to the army directly, but he heard that troops with obvious tattoos don't want it, so he went to get a tattoo. But when the tattoo He was also worried about being beaten by my grandfather, so he coaxed me to get the tattoo together, and wanted me to share the damage." When Cheng Tiao talked about this matter, there was a hint of gnashing of teeth in his tone.

Lin Jian: "???" So your uncle was so bohemian when he was young?

"Then I would like to ask one more question, were you beaten later?" Lin Jian asked curiously.If she was really beaten, then Xiu'er was really wronged.

Cheng Tiao: "No, but that was the first time I saw my grandma beat someone since I grew up."

Thinking of that day, his expression was a little dazed. When his always gentle grandmother whipped people with a riding whip, Cheng Tiao's heart was confused, and he felt that his uncle was probably also confused.

It was a long time later that Cheng Tiao found out that her grandma had equestrian lessons when she was studying abroad, so she used a good whip.

However, the horsewhip used to whip his uncle was given to his grandmother by his great-grandfather. It was originally used to discipline a disobedient husband, but he never expected his grandmother to use a horsewhip for the first time in her gentle life. It is used to smoke the son.

Speaking of this, he still felt a little emotional: "Since then, my uncle has never been messed up again."

"Your grandma, a heroine." Lin Jian couldn't help admiring.

In the afternoon, Cheng Tiao took Lin Jian into the city to play. Because they were underage and could not book a car, the two simply wore sun hats and rode a small yellow car all the way from home into the city under the eyes of Qi Huangjuan looking at fools. .

"Let's sit at a milk tea shop, I'm going to melt." At first, it was Lin Jian who brought up the idea of ​​riding a small yellow bike, but now he also felt that he was acting like an idiot.

Cheng Tiao: "You're fucking hot at last."

The two locked the little yellow car in the bicycle parking place on the side of the road, and then walked from the door of the store. They rubbed the air conditioner many times along the way, and finally found a cold drink shop.

"Give me a strawberry yogurt ice cream, a large one with double strawberries and cream." Cheng Tiao pointed to the appetizing dessert on the signboard and said.

"Can I eat durian?" Lin Jian whispered.

Cheng Tiao was a little surprised at his humbleness: "Of course it's okay, just stay away from me, at least two tables away."

Lin Jian: "..."

"I want a pineapple ice." Lin Jian calmly pointed to the menu and said to the clerk.

After the clerk left, the two searched for a while before they found the WiFi in the store from the signboard. Basically, the people sitting in this store were girls or couples.

Cheng Tiao and Lin Jian were two boys with good looks, and they chose a seat in the center, so many people would stare at them.

Some girls even secretly took out their mobile phones to be afraid of them, but unfortunately they forgot to turn off the flash, which almost blinded Lin Jian's dog eyes.

This made Lin Jian feel a little helpless and sent a message to Cheng Tiao.

[Lin Jian]: Damn, why did those women take pictures of us? Do we look like wanted criminals?

[Our Xiu'er]: How did you come up with such a stupid reason?

[Our Xiuer]: They took pictures of me because I am handsome.

Cheng Tiao quickly replied to the message, Lin Jian couldn't help but glanced at his expression, and found that this guy could actually praise himself without changing his face, without any embarrassment at all.

[Lin Jian]: Maybe they are taking pictures of me, I think I am also very handsome.

Cheng Tiao snorted softly, propped his chin and looked out of the glass window. The sun was shining on the road, and the asphalt pavement seemed to be still steaming. If someone cracked an egg on it, it might be okay...

"Damn, someone really knocked eggs on it." He sat up straight from the single sofa all at once, raised his chin to Lin Jian, and signaled him to look out of the window as well.

Lin Jian looked out the window curiously, and saw a boy in a black T-shirt squatting on the side of the road, using his mobile phone to fear the egg on the ground, as if he was recording the process.

"Isn't he hot? He still wears black clothes." Lin Jian asked in surprise.

Cheng Tiao shrugged indifferently: "Maybe I have sunstroke, I don't think normal people can do such things as squatting in place and waiting for the eggs to cook."

As if noticing their gaze, the boy turned his head and followed the two of them blankly for a while, then slowly raised his slender middle finger at them.

Cheng Tiao: "..." He always felt that the person outside looked familiar, or did all the idiots in the world have a similar feeling?

Lin Jian looked nervously at Cheng Tiao, who was pursing his lips, feeling that the other party might copy someone out to beat someone at any time, so he quickly persuaded softly: "Xiu'er, calm down, it's too hot here."

Cheng Tiao casually tapped on the table with his fingertips, turned his eyes away from that person, and Lin Jian also moved aside wisely, blocking his sight with his body.

After all, it's really hot outside now, if Xiu'er suffers from heatstroke during the few minutes of beating someone, it's not worth the candle.

"Hello, this is an order for two, and it's all served." The clerk brought the desserts for two.

This store uses quite a lot of ingredients. The strawberry yogurt ice cream is covered with whole strawberries, and there are many sliced ​​ones buried in the middle, which are very fresh.That big bowl looked a little exaggerated, but it was full of ingredients.

"Do you eat pineapple?" Lin Jian pushed his bowl of pineapple ice in the direction of Cheng Tiao, and then naturally used a spoon to dig out the strawberries in his bowl.

Cheng Tiao: "Don't eat."

Lin Jian: "Your grandfather is right, your picky eater problem is really serious."

Cheng Tiao snorted softly, and then explained the reason slowly. The reason why he didn't eat pineapples had to go back to kindergarten. At that time, they would share fruits for exercises between classes, and once they were given pineapples.

I don't know if he was unlucky, the piece he got was not ripe, and his tongue bleeds directly. Since then, he has had a shadow of pineapple and never wants to eat it again.

"I heard that pineapple enzymes decompose oral cells, that is, when you eat it, it also eats you?" Cheng Tiao said, and he also forgot where he got this cold knowledge.

Lin Jian shook his head, took a bite of the pineapple and explained: "You must not have listened carefully in biology class. The human body is not so fragile. Bromelain can only decompose protein, and oral cells can only..."

"Shut up, Teacher Lin, I don't want to know why, and I don't want to eat it." Cheng Tiao now feels a headache when he hears this kind of knowledge.Anyway, he doesn't eat pineapples, and he doesn't need to study biology anymore, what to do with so much research.

Lin Jian paused for a moment and added: "You still have to learn what you should learn. Don't forget that there will be exams then."

Cheng Tiao raised his eyes and gave him a cool look, with a murderous look in his eyes.

Lin Jian immediately bowed his head silently and continued to eat. It is actually quite painful to communicate with people who are not very curious. If you want to amaze someone like Cheng Youwei, you must find some extreme or weird angles.For example, anti-addiction for minors...

After a while, Cheng Tiao suddenly put down the spoon in his hand, then waved lightly at Lin Jian, motioning him to move aside: "Damn, I seem to remember who that idiot outside is, get out of the way!" , let me see if he's gone. If not, I can just go out and beat him up."

Lin Jian was silent for a moment, then pointed to the ice cream in front of him and said, "Let's talk after eating, or it will melt when you come back."

"You eat." Cheng Tiao stood up calmly, looked straight at the boy who was still standing outside the glass window, and then snorted softly, "It's already here, it would be a pity if we didn't beat him up.

The author has something to say: Tiao Tiao: It’s all here, it’s a pity not to fight

Cheap: I don’t know why, but I feel nothing wrong when I hear this

Here is a little suggestion: Before eating pineapple, you can heat it in the microwave or soak it in boiling water for a while. It should be more effective than salt water. Friends with oral ulcers are best not to eat it for the time being. 23333

Thanks to Jun Moxiao, *Ming Nuoqing-Xi*, and Chong Ya for their nutrient solution, refill mua! (*╯3╰)