School grass he is too good

"Lin Jian, you can explain to this bastard yourself." Cheng Tiao reluctantly threw the phone on his uncle. Although this matter had nothing to do with Lin Jian, he just vented his anger!

With outsiders around, Lin Jian was too embarrassed to be too uninhibited. He silently put a bathrobe on his body and explained: "Hello, big brother. I am Cheng Tiao and his deskmate. I am taking a bath in hot weather."

"Damn it, you danced with our family in the pool and made a video. Those who didn't know thought you were playing hooligans!" Yan Sizhou couldn't help complaining.

Lin Jian was silent for a while, and said in her heart that this is indeed their excellent family, and their brain circuits are exactly the same.

Cheng Tiao reached out and took a lychee from the fruit plate, peeled it off and stuffed it into his mouth, then said casually, "The swimming pool in his own yard."

"Really, local tyrant. Tiaotiao, you have to hold his golden thighs tightly." Yan Sizhou joked with a smile, and returned the phone to Cheng Tiao.

Then he got up and opened the door. Because the air conditioner was on in the living room, Cheng Tiao didn't bother to turn on the air conditioner in the room too. After closing the door for a few minutes, the room started to get a little stuffy.

"That bastard is my uncle." Cheng Tiao casually said to Lin Jian after taking the phone.

"I'll go, your uncle is so handsome, he looks like a star! Let me think about it, I should have seen his play recently." Lin Jian sat on the recliner and thought for a while, then suddenly patted his head and said, " Your uncle looks very much like Yan Guo, the one who turned into a perverted factory supervisor in the costume drama, yes, the dead eunuch!"

Cheng Tiao was drinking water and suddenly choked when he heard this sentence. He covered his mouth and coughed while suppressing a smile. It took a long time to hold back his laughter and burst out: "The perverted dead eunuch you mentioned is my representative. elder brother."

Lin Jian was silent for a while, smiled awkwardly and could only bite the bullet and continue to boast: "Really, then your family's genes are really good, and you are also very handsome."

Cheng Tiao chatted with Lin Jian for a few more words and then hung up the video. To be honest, the two of them really had nothing to say while they were playing the video. It was awkward to look at each other from time to time, and the atmosphere was always weird.

After doing two papers in the room, Cheng Tiao looked at the time and realized that it was already lunch time, but no one called him for lunch.

This caused him to stand up from the chair unexpectedly, move around in place twice to loosen his bones, and then walked out of the room.

"Dad, look, I've already told you that this kid will definitely be hungry when it's time to eat, so he doesn't need to be yelled at." Yan Sizhou said to his father embarrassingly while eating the rice.

The old lady patted him on the head with a smile, and then waved to Cheng Tiao: "Come on, Tiao Tiao, the food just doesn't burn your mouth right now."

The old lady is 60 years old this year, but her maintenance is about the same as that of 50 years old. Her usual hobbies are calligraphy and piano.

Oh, by the way, the old lady would occasionally follow the trend and go to the square to dance square dances with Grandma Qi next door. A cheongsam has fascinated many uncles and uncles.

The old man at home looked at it and thought, how can this be possible, if his wife is so good-looking, it will be fine if someone takes a fancy to her!So one day he took half of the people from the martial arts gym to the square to give everyone a martial arts performance for free, and took an oath of sovereignty by the way.

His uncle was very good that day, but the uncle stopped, and the aunt fell in love with him, and she insisted on chasing him to introduce girls. Yan Sizhou was so frightened that he wore a mask when he went out for several days.

Cheng Tiao's grandma is from Kyoto, and she can be considered a lady of every family. She even went abroad to study when she was young. She is a talented woman who drank a lot of foreign ink.

When he was a child, he heard from Grandma Qi next door that her grandma had fallen in love with her grandpa, who was still a poor boy at that time, regardless of the opposition of her family. I learned English by myself, but now I guess I only remember a few ABC letters.

The older generation is usually more rigid in the eyes of young people, but what happened when they were young may not be as vigorous as the young people now.

Cheng Tiao subconsciously blew twice while eating, and it was only when he put it in his mouth that he was sure that it really didn't burn his mouth.

He has been a cat tongue since he was a child, and he eats slower than others. In kindergarten, other children had finished their second bowl of rice, and he still felt hot. At first, the teacher thought he didn't know how to eat utensils and wanted to feed him.

Later, after being a little annoyed by the teacher's urging, Cheng Tiao cried and refused to continue to school when he returned home.

When his grandfather asked, he realized that it was because of his food that he got angry. From then on, his lunch was delivered to the kindergarten by Yan Sizhou after eating, and the temperature was just right.

"Grandma still cooks delicious food. Everything I do at school puts a lot of salt, so salty that I keep drinking the soup, but the soup is saltier than the vegetables." Cheng Tiao complained about the school food to his grandma while eating. Forget about sycophancy.

His grandfather glanced at him, and then sneered: "If you really pay attention to your meals, you won't be able to tell that today's dishes were made by me?"

"puff--"

Yan Sizhou almost spit out a mouthful of soup, but he couldn't hold back after swallowing it, and giggled for a while with his head down.

Cheng Tiao coughed in embarrassment, and as if nothing had happened, he picked the most beautiful braised pork and put it in his grandfather's bowl, and said obediently: "Grandpa, you eat this braised pork, it tastes very fat but not greasy!"

"Nonsense, I don't know what the taste of the dishes I cook myself." The old man snorted a little arrogantly.Then he put the fat and thin piece of meat in the bowl into his wife's bowl.

Cheng Tiao: "..."

It was always like this at home. Cheng Tiao has developed a good habit since he was a child. If there is anything delicious, he must eat it first. If grandma doesn't like it, and he doesn't like it, then give it to uncle... ...It seems that there is nothing wrong with it?

"Tiaotiao, the old man of your aunt's grandpa's family celebrates his birthday this week, so go to Kyoto with your uncle." The old lady filled a bowl of soup for Cheng Tiao with a smile, and then said softly.

Cheng Tiao was chewing a piece of braised pork in his mouth and it was not convenient to talk, so he lowered his head and rubbed his fingers to check his seniority carefully, and finally came to a conclusion.The old man doesn't seem to have any blood relationship with him, but these are generally referred to as relatives.

When he turned his head, he found that his uncle was also using his mobile phone to search for his uncle's father's name. Cheng Tiao followed the family list for a long time before he could figure it out. The names of relatives are really a headache.

Yan Sizhou frowned: "Mom, there are so many relatives at that time, how can I recognize them clearly?"

Cheng Tiao: "Yes!"

There are too many relatives in the capital. If the whole family called one by one, I am afraid that he can get back the money for a suite just by receiving red envelopes. .

The old lady covered her mouth and smiled for a while as if thinking of something, and then she said to them: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you are juniors and you can't be named clearly. However, the main reason is that your father beat your uncle back then. otherwise……"

Yan Sizhou and Cheng Tiao's eyes silently fell on the old man who was drinking his soup with his head down, thinking that this was the real culprit.

The old man glared at the two of them fiercely after noticing his gaze.They were so frightened that they buried their heads and continued to eat, without daring to say anything more.

Cheng Tiao bit his chopsticks thoughtfully. If he was going to the capital, he could visit Lin Jian for a few days. In fact, he didn't want to see him that much, but he was interested in their swimming pool...

"Hey, you're back to your senses, handsome guy, what are you thinking about? The food is getting cold!" Yan Sizhou shook his hand in front of Cheng Tiao several times before scaring him back to his senses.

Cheng Tiao was taken aback, and couldn't help but glared at him fiercely: "I'm sick, you scared me."

……

After lunch, the old lady and the old man went for a walk in the yard. Yan Sizhou stacked all the empty bowls on the table and put them on the table.

He smiled at Cheng Tiao and said, "I have good news for you,

You don't have to wash dishes after installing the dishwasher.Just put..."

Cheng Tiao: "When did I wash the dishes?"

Yan Sizhou was interrupted by Cheng Tiao before he finished speaking. Seeing that the routine failed, he sighed helplessly.He took the bowls and plates to the kitchen and put them in the dishwasher.People's nephews are used to bully and play, and his nephew has learned to bully him since he was a child.

When I was young, I originally agreed that everyone would take turns washing the dishes, but Cheng Tiao took his grandmother to teach him piano lessons every day after dinner.

The old lady also loves her grandson, and feels that playing the piano with delicate hands is very tiring, and it would be too pitiful to wash the dishes, so she let her son wash all the dishes.This made Yan Sizhou so angry that his teeth itch, thinking that when your grandson chops bricks in the martial arts gym every day, why doesn't he feel that his hands are tender!

But in the end, he really felt that his nephew was quite careless since he was a child. He could actually bite the bullet and practice in front of the piano for half an hour just to save a few dishes. If it were him, he would definitely suffer. no.

"Tiao'er, did you fall in love at school?" After shaking the drops of water on his hand, Yan Sizhou looked at Cheng Tiao gossipingly, "It's okay, you tell uncle, uncle promises not to tell your grandpa."

Cheng Tiao was flipping through the chat records in the class, and replied casually: "No, I don't want to fall in love early, and puppy love has no future."

"Damn it, if your mother didn't have a puppy love back then, then she wouldn't have you..." Yan Sizhou realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said in the middle of his speech, and he slapped himself silently.

He took a deep breath, reached out and stroked Cheng Tiao's hair vigorously, and said with a forced smile, "Yes, you are right. There are many beautiful girls in college, so it is right not to look for them now."

Cheng Tiao didn't say anything, just rubbed his head against his palm.

In fact, Yan Sizhou has had a lot of relationships over the years, but they have never been to the point of bringing them home, because he is afraid that Cheng Tiao will think of his mother.So before Cheng Tiao fully grown up, he had no idea of ​​getting married for the time being. Anyway, he also felt that he was still young and could play for a few more years.

"By the way, do you want to watch the movie? How about uncle share some with you." Xu Shi felt that the atmosphere was a bit sad, and Yan Sizhou brought the topic from the morning to continue the chat.

Cheng Tiao's original warmth disappeared in an instant. He slipped out of Yan Sizhou's palm expressionlessly, and then walked to his room without looking back.

"Warming up and thinking about lust, lust, people like you should be dragged to soak in pig cages in our village!" Before entering the house and closing the door, he gave a loud pooh.

The author has something to say: You can go play cheap~

Thank you Super Want to Raise a Cat, Jiu Nanhuang (鱻生三鱼), Xi Nan, Chong Ya, and Jun Moxiao for their nutrient solution, chirp~