School grass he is too good

After hearing someone yelling out of nowhere, Teacher Lin's hand, which was copying the topic, stopped.He turned around slowly and glanced at the tall classmate who was standing in the back row and asked him for help.

After noticing that it was Cheng Tiao, he suddenly laughed and said, "This classmate looks familiar."

"Then, since we are acquaintances, you can lend me a favor." Cheng Tiao ran to the podium with three sticks of incense in his hands.

He did have a little impression of this teacher. He seemed to have met this teacher in a competition before, and vaguely remembered that this opponent had won medals.

Mr. Lin was kind enough to give him face, he actually took out a lighter from his suit pocket and handed it to him, teasingly said: "Be careful, Champion, this is a class."

After Cheng Tiao smiled and said OK to him, he turned his back and lit the lighter, then put the lighter back on the table, and carefully returned to his seat with the incense in his hand.

After inserting the three short sticks of incense into the small incense burner, he finally heaved a sigh of relief, feeling much more comfortable while breathing.

"You still know our teacher?" Lin Jian asked curiously after seeing him come back while cracking sunflower seeds while reading the novel.

"Yeah." Cheng Tiao nodded casually. He moved the small incense burner several times, but he felt that something was wrong.

Because the classmate named Lin Gungun was sitting too dishonestly, he was afraid that he would accidentally burn him, but no matter how short the incense is, it would be much taller than the size of the drawer when standing upright, and he couldn't put it away until half of it was burned. go in.

After hesitating for a while, Cheng Tiao's eyes fell on Lin Jian who was cracking sunflower seeds and reading a novel: "Well, student Lin... can I put my incense burner on your window sill first?"

The incense has been lit for a while, and the smell is not very strong. After thinking about it, Lin Jian reached out and took the other party's small incense burner, and put it on the window sill beside her.

For some reason, with this small incense burner by his side, Lin Jian, who was reading a horror novel, suddenly gained a lot of confidence. He thought to himself that this was probably the so-called power of ritual.

"Thank you very much." After Cheng Tiao thanked him, he raised his head and listened carefully to the teacher's lecture. After 5 minutes, his expression gradually became serious.

Lin Jian who was on the side was almost taken aback by seeing Cheng Tiao's expression, and wondered if Lao Lin had something serious to say.

He looked up at the blackboard curiously, and found that there were still some problems that could be calculated with his eyes closed, then he lowered his head and continued to read the novel a little bored.

After this class, Cheng Tiao could be said to be listening in a fog, and the questions he did in class were basically new knowledge points that he had never learned before.

He can still solve some problems with his junior high school experience, but he can't even understand the solutions to some problems.

Fuck, I'm fucking useless!

The moment the get out of class bell rang, Cheng jumped like falling into an ice cave.He looked at the blackboard full of symbols and numbers in a daze, and once again wanted to pull the mistress out to teach love.

He had to let the other party feel what it means to have true love in the world.

Being "robbed" did not cause him much pain, nor was his wrist cut, but mathematics made Cheng Tiao feel the taste of despair all at once.

Because math is true, no.

After a while, Cheng Tiao quietly rested his forehead on the table, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and opened the search bar.

Lin Jian swore that he didn't have the bad idea of ​​peeking at the privacy of his classmates, it was just because his mouth was a little dry and he wanted to drink water because he smashed the melon seeds in a class.

But as soon as he turned his head, he saw the brightly adjusted mobile phone on his lap at the same table. Because of the brightness of the mobile phone, he could clearly see the line in the search bar.

What is the most promising college for boys?

"puff--"

This is the second time that Lin Jian choked on water in this class. He lowered his head and coughed for a long time before he managed to recover.

For a moment, this superb tablemate seemed to make him feel what is called reality in the world.

But this is only the first year of high school, so the other party's concerns may be too long-term?

After 2 minutes, Cheng Tiao put the phone back into his pocket, sat up straight, and once again ignited his enthusiasm for learning.Because he doesn't like any of the popular majors!

Lin Jian at the side thought for a while, and decided to let go of the novel and take care of the psychological pressure of her deskmate.

So he randomly picked up a topic to ease the heavy mood of the other party: "By the way, how did our math teacher meet you and Lao Lin?"

Cheng Tiao recalled it for a while, and then said softly: "I met at the National Wushu Sanda Championships, but at that time he was in the youth group, and I was in the youth group."

Lin Jian: "..."

It was actually a national competition. At this moment, he suddenly realized that he had to respect his tablemate a little bit in the future.

"Damn it, I didn't expect my Brother Lin's past to be so awesome, so did he win the award?" Lin Gun also heard the conversation between the two, and he turned around to look at Cheng Tiao excitedly and asked.

After thinking for a while, Cheng Tiao nodded and said, "Well, if I remember correctly, I should have won the third place."

"Then he..." Lin Gun was interrupted before he could ask the next question.

"Well, students Cheng and Cheng Tiao, the math teacher told you to go to the mathematics teaching and research group." A female student suddenly blushed and ran up to Cheng Tiao and whispered.

Cheng Tiao remembered the other party's name, the teacher had asked her to answer questions in class, and the math class represented Xu Lingyu.

He was stunned for a moment, but still smiled slightly at the classmate: "Okay, sorry to trouble you, I'll be there right away."

Xu Lingyu shook her head, and ran back to her seat in embarrassment.

Cheng Tiao smiled apologetically at Lin Gun, then got up, picked up the small incense burner on the window sill, and walked out.

Because Qin He also told him before that the incense is not exhausted and people will not leave it, which means that people should not be too far away from it before the short incense is burned, so Cheng Tiao did not dare to joke about his life easily.

Not long after he left, the classroom gradually became lively.

"Fuck, the post bar is farting. This guy doesn't look like the type who will chase after people." The usually taciturn labor committee member also rarely participated in gossip.

Another boy waved his hand: "Old Wei, this is your fault. How can you look at the surface when you look at people? Do you think Lin Jian looks like a god of learning? If I didn't take the exam in the same exam room as him, I would It's all fucking suspicious that he bought the answer."

"That's true, damn it, when Lin Jian stood at the door of our class the first day of school, I thought he was going to make an appointment with someone at that time."

"It was only later that I heard that he was the number one student in the high school entrance examination in City B. He looks even more rogue than a school bully, so don't be too careless!" Another classmate nodded in agreement.

Lin Jian, who was slowly knocking melon seeds in the corner, was caught off guard and hit a wooden bin. He grabbed the melon seeds on the table and threw them in the direction of the group of people.

Lin Jian was angry and funny and said: "If you don't accept it, go out and have a fight now, see if your father can't beat you to death."

But he regretted it after throwing it away, because he had to clean up the floor after a while.

Several students who got together noticed Cheng Tiao walking in from the back door, and immediately lowered their voices. After all, it's embarrassing to gossip in front of others.

They were not Lin Gungun, they couldn't do such shameless things.

Cheng Tiao, who had just walked to the classroom with the textbooks from last semester, heard his deskmate utter such a nasty foul language as soon as he came in.

This made him couldn't help but sigh again in his heart, because his deskmate was not only a scumbag, but also very violent.

After returning to his seat, Cheng Tiao felt even more melancholy when he saw the melon seeds on the table.

He doesn't like to learn, is rude and has no sense of public morality, how could he be at the same table with such a thing.

Cheng Tiao suddenly felt that he had to take some measures to guide this classmate Lin.

Otherwise, sooner or later there will be a fight between the two of them, and he must be the one who will be called the parent at that time.

After placing the incense burner and textbooks on the chair, Cheng Tiao expressionlessly swept the melon seeds on the table with a paper towel and a dustpan.

Then he looked at Lin Jian and said helplessly, "If there is any garbage, let's throw it in together."

Lin Jian threw the melon seeds in the drawer into the dustpan, looked at Cheng Tiao with some embarrassment and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, next time you just tell me, I'll clean it up."

Cheng Tiao nodded, then turned around and dumped the trash into the trash can, feeling relieved instead.

I also know how to be shy, which is very good, which means that it is not hopeless.

Just now the math teacher specially asked him to go to the teaching and research group because he asked the class teacher for some test papers and other study materials from the previous semester.

And Mr. Lin happened to have the textbook that he took notes last semester, so he lent it to him.

Before leaving, the teacher asked him casually why he hadn't seen him participate in the competition in the past two years, which made Cheng Tiao a little bit hard to say.

Although it is good to be tall, he suffered a lot because of his height when he participated in the competition.

Because some short players have no place to focus when fighting him, and sometimes even pull his hair, don't be too crazy.

Your height of 1.8 meters is more than 1.5 meters tall. It looks like you are bullying a child, and you are not as flexible as others.

Cheng Tiao hadn't developed in this direction, but fortunately he stopped participating in these competitions.

The last class is English. As soon as English teacher Miss Yan entered the classroom, the class representative led them to read the words of the first unit twice.

Cheng Tiao roughly read some of those words in the process of reading, and he was reluctantly relieved when he found that he had memorized most of them before.

After all, he would be a little too miserable if all the subjects were as big a surprise as math.

He copied these words in the notebook while reading along, and then marked the phonetic symbols behind each word.

Cheng Tiao felt that it would not be difficult for him to keep up with the big team in the short term after he taught himself some of the knowledge from the previous semester after class.

While they were reciting English words, Lin Jian lying on the table was sleepy and fell asleep after a while, which made Cheng Tiao look at each other with hatred.

........................

As soon as the school bell rang, Lin Jian, who had been sleeping like a dead pig, jumped up suddenly, not knowing if it was a conditional trigger, and wanted to run to the back door.

But he seemed to be a little sleepy, and he had obviously forgotten that he had a new deskmate today.

So, unprepared, he let Cheng Tiao's long legs get mixed up, and his whole body lay on the opponent's lap.

Lin Jian: "..." I'm so ashamed to throw it home!

Cheng Tiao: "..." Damn mentally retarded!

The students in the classroom who were memorizing their homework suddenly burst into laughter, and many people looked at the two laughing so hard that tears almost fell down.

Even Miss Yan, who was halfway through the assignment, couldn't hold back, she covered her face with the textbook and let out a muffled laugh.

After a while, he looked at Lin Jian who was still lying on Cheng Tiao's lap with a smile on his face, still a little confused and said with a smile: "Heyboy, takeyourtime!"

"Hey, what the hell are you in a hurry for? Hahahaha or..." Lin Gun hugged his stomach and laughed, looking gloatingly at Lin Jian who was stuck between the table and Cheng Tiao and couldn't get out.

Lin Jian looked up awkwardly at Cheng Tiao, who had a very complicated expression. He knew that his deskmate must feel like an idiot now.

But the position where he was stuck was really good, and the white wall behind him had just been painted this semester, and he was too embarrassed to use the pedals, so he was in this embarrassing state where he couldn't get up.

In the end, it was Lin Gun who vacated his seat and moved Cheng Tiao's desk forward, allowing Lin Jian to barely get up.

Cheng Tiao stretched out his hand and rubbed his numb thighs, and gained a new understanding of his deskmate.

This is a big batch!

He thought to himself that it was a tragedy for the education circle that such a thing could be born under nine years of compulsory education.

At this moment, Lin Jian didn't know how deeply he had been impressed in Cheng Tiao's mind in just one morning.

The author has something to say: Cheng Tiao: I am at the same table, a scumbag who criticizes students, eats melon seeds while sleeping in class, and has an underdeveloped cerebellum!

Lin Jian: It’s all a misunderstanding QAQ

At present, both of them have a preliminary understanding of each other (bushi), and they both think that each other is a strange flower~