School grass he is too good

"Damn, it hurts, you bastard, give me a little pull." Cheng Tiao patted Lin Jian's thigh desperately with his free hand, cursing as he patted.

Lin Jian quickly pressed his little hand that had no place to rest, and grinned in pain: "Xiuer, you are fucking too much, I haven't even done it yet."

Cheng Tiao was stunned for a moment, and said in a daze, "Really?"

"Fake." In the next second, Lin Jian blocked the bed rail with his hand, and quickly brought Cheng Tiao's head out.

He carelessly flicked his hand that was scratched by the railing to protect Cheng Tiao's head.

Then he bent down slightly, stretched out his hand and gestured for the size of the bed rail, and couldn't help complaining: "It's just such a small crack, how did you get in there?"

"I want you to take care of it." Cheng Tiao rubbed his stuck red ears with both hands.His ears are burning hot now, and it feels as if he will be pulled off with a little more force.

Lin Gun suddenly said with emotion: "Sure enough, it's not a family, so don't enter a family."

He was already on fire and heard this kind of ridicule, but when Cheng Tiao was about to beat someone up, he found that guy Lin Gungun's head was also protruding from the middle of the bed rail.

So, it's really fucking just not a family, don't enter a family...

"I'll go, isn't your brother Tiao's lesson not hard enough?" Wei Lan suddenly felt his head start to hurt.

He thought to himself that he was living in the same dormitory with a bunch of other things, it was too bad.

Lin Jian couldn't hold back his laughter, he didn't dare to laugh in front of Cheng Tiao just now and secretly pinched himself several times.At last he couldn't hold it back, he fell down on Cheng Tiao's bed, clutching his stomach and bursting out laughing.

"Fuck, why the hell am I staying in the same dormitory with you idiots?"

Cheng Tiao leaned against Lin Jian expressionlessly, using him as a cushion, quietly watching Lin Gun who was still trying to save himself for two or three minutes.

He bumped his elbow behind him and laughed so hard that he couldn't make a sound. He could only tremble and sneer, and said coldly: "Have you laughed enough? Go borrow a screwdriver, Lin Gun is really stuck to death." .”

"Okay, slow down, hold on to the rails of the bed." Cheng Tiao stepped on the chair and gave on-site guidance to the two people on the bed.

When Lin Jian returned to the dormitory just now, he not only brought back two screwdrivers, but also Lin Chen and Luo Qi who came to eat melons from the opposite dormitory.

The two stood at the door and looked at the stuck Lin Gun and let out several exclamations. They all felt that Lin Gungun was indeed a talent.

At first, Lin Gun refused to remove the screws, but Cheng Tiao stood below and studied for a while, and found that it was impossible for this guy to harden his head like him, so he ignored him of rejection.

To be honest, he was actually a little curious. This guy is not tall, but why is his head so big?

After discussing with everyone, Lin Gun finally agreed to remove the screws from the bed rail.

So in other words, Lin Gun is currently in a state of hanging a 1.9-meter-long bedrail around his neck.

Lin Jian and Wei Lan carefully supported both sides of the railing because they were worried that he would cause problems.

"Stand up slowly, and see if you can put the bed rail down." Cheng Tiao put the six screws in his palm on the table, and then took two steps back to look at the three people on the bed. He suddenly couldn't bear it. He turned his head and laughed.

Under Lin Gun's mournful gaze, he coughed lightly: "It's fine, there shouldn't be any major problems."

The bed rail was pulled down along the neck, and Lin Gun's two hands were also freed smoothly. At this moment, everyone felt that the dawn of victory was in sight!

"Aw! Ass, ass is stuck!" Lin Gun screamed in pain, and quickly stretched out his hand to cover the dick in front of him.

The two people beside him were still trying to pull down the bed rail that was stuck on his hip.

"Come on, one two three..."

"Don't pull!"

Lin Gun yelled loudly, and then said with reddened eyes: "This is going to be done again, buddies may be your sisters in the future."

These words were too miserable and true, Wei Lan and Lin Jian gasped at the same time, feeling the pain.

The three of them stood on the bed and looked at each other silently, feeling a little helpless for a while, after all, brothers' brothers are still very important.

Cheng Tiao sat calmly on his seat, poured a glass of wine and gulped it down, then he raised his chin to the two people on the bed: "Get down, let me do it."

"No, no, don't go, I'm very panicked like Brother Tiao." Lin Gun grabbed Wei Lan's clothes in a panic.

For some reason, he suddenly remembered that when someone slaughtered a pig in his hometown, he always had to drink a big sip of wine to boost his courage.

Wei Lan took a deep look, and then pulled down the claw on the corner of his clothes: "You have to trust Cheng Tiao, he should be very experienced."

As he spoke, he pushed Lin Jian beside him vigorously, signaling him to get down quickly.

Luo Qi stood at the door with her hands folded around her chest, staring at Lin Gun for a long time, and suddenly said with emotion: "I'm not sure what's wrong, Lin Gun's body proportions are very problematic, why is his head so big?"

"Is now the time to complain about my big head?" Lin Gun shouted plaintively at him, then turned his head weakly to look at Cheng Tiao who climbed onto the bed.

"Xiu'er, can you guarantee that Lin Gungun will still be a complete man after you do it?" Lin Jian asked worriedly under the bed.

Cheng Tiao sneered: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and patted Lin Gun's face lightly, signaling him not to look at him.

Lin Gun's psychology can be said to be panicked, he closed his eyes tightly, his lips were trembling uncontrollably.

At this moment, he felt that he was only one step away from hell. The man standing behind him was not an ordinary person, but a god of death with a sickle, and he was about to take him away.

Cheng Tiao pulled his somewhat loose sleeves to the palm of his hand, then put his hands on the two railings and took a deep breath, exerting strength on his hands.

"Okay." He calmly withdrew his hand and crawled under the bed.

"?!!"

Lin Gungun looked dazed and didn't know what happened.

But the bed rails that were stuck on his buttocks were bent outwards forcibly. At this moment, the bed rails were hanging loosely on his legs. As soon as he lifted his feet, the bed rails fell onto his own bed.

Such an operation that seemed extremely easy made the eyes of the few people standing under the bed watching the excitement almost pop out.

Lin Chen's hands trembled a little, and he gestured to Luo Qi beside him in disbelief: "Here, two such thick iron railings, he, did he bend them with his bare hands?"

Facts have proved that Cheng Tiao’s impact on them is definitely more than that. When Lin Rolled out of bed and howled excitedly, he even snapped the two railings back to their original positions, and then reinstalled the bed rails. go back.

A few people looked at the big man's operation with adoring faces like fools, with twinkling stars in their eyes.

What is more exciting than a man who can bring a sense of security and also be able to decathlon.

"Ah, is this the feeling of heartbeat?" Lin Chen murmured exaggeratedly covering his chest.

Lin Jian sneered, threw the two screwdrivers into his arms and hummed softly, "If you don't leave, I'll let you know what angina feels like."

"It's a heartbeat, I can't hide my bad eyes..." Lin Chen glanced at him with a smile, and calmly sang a song and went back to the dormitory.

After Luo Qi and Lin Chen went back, Lin Gun closed the door of the dormitory, and then threw himself on the ground in a very pompous manner.

He hugged Cheng Tiao's thighs tightly: "Brother Tiao, from now on you are not only my own brother, but also my savior!"

"Then can you let go of your savior's legs now? He only has half an hour of nap time left." Cheng Tiao said quietly.

Within half an hour, Cheng Tiao felt as if he had been woken up again just as he closed his eyes.He sighed a little tiredly, got out of bed and went to the bathroom to rinse his mouth, then carried his schoolbag and followed the other three to the classroom.

"Damn it, do you know that it's so thick, and there are only two such thick ones, he can break them off as soon as he wants." When he entered the classroom, Lin Chen was still talking about what happened in the dormitory in the afternoon.

When Cheng jumped into the classroom, everyone looked at him with awe, because they all knew that this was a man who could bend steel pipes.

And Lin Jian suddenly found out with some sadness that he would no longer be able to say that he was a straight man with steel pipes in front of Cheng Tiao, because the other party could bend two at a time.

"I can't, I'm too sleepy." Cheng Tiao rubbed his face vigorously.

He began to regret again why he went to watch the meteor shower with these idiots yesterday, isn't it good to sleep?

Lin Gun graciously held Fengyoujing with both hands in front of him, but was ruthlessly rejected by his savior.

The savior said that I would rather stand behind than paint things.

After the class bell rang, the first thing Lao Bai did when he entered the classroom was to recite ancient poems. There was no doubt that Cheng Tiao was the first to be drawn again.

Even though he was so sleepy that his eyes were squinted, he could still recite a whole poem fluently, and even perfectly answered the translation of a few uncommon words.

"Okay, sit down, other people must be as fluent as him." Lao Bai nodded with satisfaction.