School grass he is too good
After Chapter 1 Chinese class, Cheng Tiao finally couldn't help falling asleep in Chapter 2 Pol
The politics teacher stared at him for a long time, and finally woke him up with some helplessness: "I understand the truth, and I also know that politics class is indeed a bit boring. But Cheng Tiao, why are you so sleepy!"
As soon as the teacher finished speaking, everyone subconsciously turned their heads to look at the back of the classroom, Cheng Tiao, who was leaning against the wall and still barely falling asleep.
"Awesome, as expected of our Xiu'er." Lin Jian exclaimed in amazement.
Cheng Tiao opened his eyes with difficulty, and he said weakly to the teacher: "Why don't I go stand outside for a while?"
"Okay, why don't you go back to your seat and sleep for a while, did you sneak around last night?" The political teacher made him amused.
"If you're sleepy like this, I can tell from a glance that you don't take a nap at noon, just like when we were young..." After letting Cheng Tiao return to his seat for a nap, the political teacher gradually began to digress.
Cheng Tiao had a stuffy nose, and made a slight snoring sound while sleeping, and Lin Jian beside him started to feel a little sleepy.
Glancing at the teacher who was still nagging, Lin Jian also silently lay down on the table and fell asleep with Cheng Tiao resting his head.
The third period was a physics class. The teacher saw the two people sleeping in the corner at a glance from the podium, and immediately burst into laughter. He sat on the chair and laughed: "Oh, I heard that some people went to your class last night." Watching the meteor shower, is it good?"
"It looks good—" several students shouted with a smile.
"Then you are lucky. I waited until 12:30 last night, so I went to sleep." The physics teacher said with a smile.
After letting everyone preview for 15 minutes, the physics teacher went to wake up the two little piggies.
He tugged Lin Jian's ear helplessly: "You monkey, get up and copy the answer to the last question of your paper on the blackboard."
Lin Jian dazedly wiped his saliva, then grabbed the paper with his eyes closed, staggered, got up and walked to the podium, and pushed Cheng Tiao beside him out.
………………
"It's time to order songs again today. The next song is a song ordered by a senior in the third year for the students in the first class of senior one. The name of the song is... I am your father."
The former sweet voice of the classmate at the radio station became a little dry, and she almost finished reading this sentence trembling.
"There's probably a problem with her fertility. I like to recognize my son so much." Cheng Tiao couldn't help complaining, and after finishing speaking, he lowered his head and took a mouthful of rice.
Afraid that he was in a bad mood, Lin Gun quickly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, just like Lin Jian, just a good talker."
Lin Jian looked up at him, then calmly picked up the chicken leg on his plate with his chopsticks and threw it into Cheng Tiao's bowl, and also gave Lin Gun an extremely arrogant look, saying that if you have the guts, you will grab it.
Lin Gun clenched his fists, glared at him viciously, and then silently lowered his head to eat, not daring to say anything more.
"Is there any place in your school suitable for fighting?" Cheng Tiao asked curiously as he took a bite of the chicken leg and looked at the several people.
Lin Jian looked at him nervously: "What do you want?"
"Do you think I'm someone who can pretend to be nonchalant after being provoked?" Cheng Tiao asked back with a smile.
Wei Lan and Lin Jian looked at each other, and said nervously, "Don't be impulsive."
"Hey, who are you, what do you want to do..."
"Zhao Baizhou from Class [-], Senior [-], please listen to me, your grandfather Zhou Qian is here, come and fuck me if you have the ability, hot chicken!"
There was a sudden harsh noise on the radio, followed by Zhou Qian's somewhat arrogant voice, Cheng Tiao couldn't help but frowned slightly and asked curiously, "Is he trying to fight for me?"
"Yeah, should it be?" Lin Jian's expression was a bit tangled.
"Then I like him a little bit." Cheng Tiao looked a little happy, and even narrowed his eyes slightly.
Lin Jian subconsciously licked his back molars, and suddenly felt itchy. He reached out and took the chicken leg that Cheng Tiao had already bitten into his plate.
Cheng Tiao was shocked by his coquettish operation: "Fuck, are you a dog?"
"Wow!" Lin Jian responded naturally, and then stuffed the front end of the entire chicken leg into his mouth in front of him, and when he took it out, there was only a bone left.
Cheng Tiao gave him a thumbs up in admiration, and continued to eat his meal convinced.
Regardless of whether Zhou Qian was trying to get Cheng Tiao back, his name still resounded throughout the campus, including Zhao Baizhou, who was named by him, and was called to the office by the dean for criticism.
"What kind of attitude do you have? Are you ready to be a gangster in the society? What do you think of the school broadcasting room as a KTV? Do you still see the school and teachers in your eyes?" Master Wang clapped vigorously. He tapped the table several times and asked loudly.
This is not the first time Zhou Qian has been caught by Master Wang, he knows that any excuses and resistance at this time are
It was useless, so I had to obediently stare at the tiles on the floor without saying a word.
"And you, you are already in the third year of high school this year, and you will graduate soon. Do you have the consciousness of a graduate? You are so shameless every day, do you still look like a student!" Master Wang pointed at Zhao Baizhou's nose Swear.
Zhao Baizhou glared fiercely at Zhou Qian, who had already made a note of this in his heart.
"Still staring, staring, staring! Only your eyes are big, you have the nerve to stare at others with eyes as big as rice grains, and your hair is dyed like a rooster, isn't it good-looking!" Master Wang took a sip of the tea in the enamel cup After that, he continued to stare at Zhao Baizhou and cursed.
Zhao Baizhou snorted softly, and complained in a low voice: "Bah, your eyes are not that big."
But fortunately, his voice was too low, Master Wang didn't hear what he was saying clearly, otherwise he would probably lose his temper again.
In the end, the two were punished to squat in front of the small bench and copied the school discipline and rules five times before walking out of the gate silently, clutching their sore wrists.
Not long after leaving the office, Zhou Qian was pinned on the tree trunk by Zhao Baizhou and pointed at his nose: "Your uncle, are you kidding me?"
"He's obviously cheating himself. If he doesn't give away the head himself, you'll probably be the only one who gets scolded." Lu Manyao poked her head down from the tree with a lollipop in her mouth, flicking her long ponytail. On Zhou Qian's face.
Zhou Qian pushed Zhao Baizhou away nervously, then looked up at Lu Manyao on the tree and worried: "Yaoyao, be careful, this is very dangerous!"
"Go to your uncle's lone wolf, shut up!" Lu Manyao easily rolled over from the tree, her movements seemed quite agile.
She put her arm on Zhou Qian's shoulder, then looked at Zhao Baizhou, and smiled indifferently: "Senior, this is my little brother, did you ask me what I meant before you touched him?"
"Tsk, this is a bit exciting." Cheng Tiao was in the corridor on the fourth floor, sipping milk tea while looking at the somewhat special "Sura Field" downstairs.
Lin Jian played with his mobile phone beside him and joked, "If you just went down, it would be ten times more exciting than now."
Cheng Tiao chuckled and kicked him. He really wanted to go on just now, but was persuaded by the other party's cup of milk tea.There is nothing in this world that a cup of milk tea can't solve, and if there is, add double pudding.
It's a pity that the third floor is still far away from the first floor, and he couldn't hear what the people below were saying, but Lu Manyao still pointed in his direction several times while talking to Zhao Baizhou.
Cheng Tiao saw how rude it would be if he didn't say hello, so he smiled and hooked his fingers at the three people below.
"I know how your junior high school fights started, and your little paws are quite lacking." Lin Jian raised his eyelids and looked at him with a sneer.
Zhao Baizhou, who was under the tree, also noticed Cheng Tiao's provocative actions. He raised his middle finger high and pressed it down, cursing, "I hate you!"
When such a non-existent virtual character was scolded, Cheng Tiao didn't have much mood swings. He calmly lowered his head and took a sip of milk tea, and continued to look at the other party with mocking eyes.
After a while, he whispered to the people around him: "It is said that monkeys are viewed in a civilized manner, and monkeys are viewed in a civilized manner. But these days even monkeys have become uncivilized."
"Really, it's not without reason that you have been able to fight all these years." Lin Jian still felt a little emotional.
If Cheng Tiao's sarcasm skills developed in a different direction, he might be able to become a joker, and one set of jokes followed another.
Cheng Tiao glanced at him: "Aren't you talking nonsense? If there is really no reason, I will fight with others when I am full. I think there is a mine at home."
Lin Jian silently took his hand and held it, then opened his mouth and drank his remaining half cup of milk tea in one go. If Cheng Tiao hadn't struggled so fast, there might not even be pudding left.
"Woof!" Even though he was a little flustered by the milk tea, he still shouted stubbornly.
Zhao Baizhou downstairs found that after he finished scolding someone, the other party not only ignored him, but even got into a fight with another person.
This made him feel inexplicably neglected, and his stomach was still a little bloated even though he hadn't eaten.
"Come on, eat! I'll fucking eat it up!" Cheng Tiao pressed Lin Jian against the wall with one hand, and threw the milk tea cup in his arms, as if you wouldn't finish eating it for me. Don't look like you want to leave.
Lin Jian, who was shivering from the sudden wall, said helplessly, "Xiu'er, can you stop doing this, I'm a little scared."
In the end, under Cheng Tiao's lustful power, Lin Jian still chose to give in, and he silently ate the rest of the pudding, although it was a bit full, but the taste was still good
I just don't know why, Cheng Tiao seems to be even more angry...
The author has something to say: Lin Jian: Disciple, break the steel pipe with bare hands? ? ? (shuddering jip)
Thanks to 3104, Xi Nan, San Fen Rou, Jiu Xi Mi Yan, Xing Xing Xin Zi these cute little nutrient solutions, okay!
As soon as the teacher finished speaking, everyone subconsciously turned their heads to look at the back of the classroom, Cheng Tiao, who was leaning against the wall and still barely falling asleep.
"Awesome, as expected of our Xiu'er." Lin Jian exclaimed in amazement.
Cheng Tiao opened his eyes with difficulty, and he said weakly to the teacher: "Why don't I go stand outside for a while?"
"Okay, why don't you go back to your seat and sleep for a while, did you sneak around last night?" The political teacher made him amused.
"If you're sleepy like this, I can tell from a glance that you don't take a nap at noon, just like when we were young..." After letting Cheng Tiao return to his seat for a nap, the political teacher gradually began to digress.
Cheng Tiao had a stuffy nose, and made a slight snoring sound while sleeping, and Lin Jian beside him started to feel a little sleepy.
Glancing at the teacher who was still nagging, Lin Jian also silently lay down on the table and fell asleep with Cheng Tiao resting his head.
The third period was a physics class. The teacher saw the two people sleeping in the corner at a glance from the podium, and immediately burst into laughter. He sat on the chair and laughed: "Oh, I heard that some people went to your class last night." Watching the meteor shower, is it good?"
"It looks good—" several students shouted with a smile.
"Then you are lucky. I waited until 12:30 last night, so I went to sleep." The physics teacher said with a smile.
After letting everyone preview for 15 minutes, the physics teacher went to wake up the two little piggies.
He tugged Lin Jian's ear helplessly: "You monkey, get up and copy the answer to the last question of your paper on the blackboard."
Lin Jian dazedly wiped his saliva, then grabbed the paper with his eyes closed, staggered, got up and walked to the podium, and pushed Cheng Tiao beside him out.
………………
"It's time to order songs again today. The next song is a song ordered by a senior in the third year for the students in the first class of senior one. The name of the song is... I am your father."
The former sweet voice of the classmate at the radio station became a little dry, and she almost finished reading this sentence trembling.
"There's probably a problem with her fertility. I like to recognize my son so much." Cheng Tiao couldn't help complaining, and after finishing speaking, he lowered his head and took a mouthful of rice.
Afraid that he was in a bad mood, Lin Gun quickly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, just like Lin Jian, just a good talker."
Lin Jian looked up at him, then calmly picked up the chicken leg on his plate with his chopsticks and threw it into Cheng Tiao's bowl, and also gave Lin Gun an extremely arrogant look, saying that if you have the guts, you will grab it.
Lin Gun clenched his fists, glared at him viciously, and then silently lowered his head to eat, not daring to say anything more.
"Is there any place in your school suitable for fighting?" Cheng Tiao asked curiously as he took a bite of the chicken leg and looked at the several people.
Lin Jian looked at him nervously: "What do you want?"
"Do you think I'm someone who can pretend to be nonchalant after being provoked?" Cheng Tiao asked back with a smile.
Wei Lan and Lin Jian looked at each other, and said nervously, "Don't be impulsive."
"Hey, who are you, what do you want to do..."
"Zhao Baizhou from Class [-], Senior [-], please listen to me, your grandfather Zhou Qian is here, come and fuck me if you have the ability, hot chicken!"
There was a sudden harsh noise on the radio, followed by Zhou Qian's somewhat arrogant voice, Cheng Tiao couldn't help but frowned slightly and asked curiously, "Is he trying to fight for me?"
"Yeah, should it be?" Lin Jian's expression was a bit tangled.
"Then I like him a little bit." Cheng Tiao looked a little happy, and even narrowed his eyes slightly.
Lin Jian subconsciously licked his back molars, and suddenly felt itchy. He reached out and took the chicken leg that Cheng Tiao had already bitten into his plate.
Cheng Tiao was shocked by his coquettish operation: "Fuck, are you a dog?"
"Wow!" Lin Jian responded naturally, and then stuffed the front end of the entire chicken leg into his mouth in front of him, and when he took it out, there was only a bone left.
Cheng Tiao gave him a thumbs up in admiration, and continued to eat his meal convinced.
Regardless of whether Zhou Qian was trying to get Cheng Tiao back, his name still resounded throughout the campus, including Zhao Baizhou, who was named by him, and was called to the office by the dean for criticism.
"What kind of attitude do you have? Are you ready to be a gangster in the society? What do you think of the school broadcasting room as a KTV? Do you still see the school and teachers in your eyes?" Master Wang clapped vigorously. He tapped the table several times and asked loudly.
This is not the first time Zhou Qian has been caught by Master Wang, he knows that any excuses and resistance at this time are
It was useless, so I had to obediently stare at the tiles on the floor without saying a word.
"And you, you are already in the third year of high school this year, and you will graduate soon. Do you have the consciousness of a graduate? You are so shameless every day, do you still look like a student!" Master Wang pointed at Zhao Baizhou's nose Swear.
Zhao Baizhou glared fiercely at Zhou Qian, who had already made a note of this in his heart.
"Still staring, staring, staring! Only your eyes are big, you have the nerve to stare at others with eyes as big as rice grains, and your hair is dyed like a rooster, isn't it good-looking!" Master Wang took a sip of the tea in the enamel cup After that, he continued to stare at Zhao Baizhou and cursed.
Zhao Baizhou snorted softly, and complained in a low voice: "Bah, your eyes are not that big."
But fortunately, his voice was too low, Master Wang didn't hear what he was saying clearly, otherwise he would probably lose his temper again.
In the end, the two were punished to squat in front of the small bench and copied the school discipline and rules five times before walking out of the gate silently, clutching their sore wrists.
Not long after leaving the office, Zhou Qian was pinned on the tree trunk by Zhao Baizhou and pointed at his nose: "Your uncle, are you kidding me?"
"He's obviously cheating himself. If he doesn't give away the head himself, you'll probably be the only one who gets scolded." Lu Manyao poked her head down from the tree with a lollipop in her mouth, flicking her long ponytail. On Zhou Qian's face.
Zhou Qian pushed Zhao Baizhou away nervously, then looked up at Lu Manyao on the tree and worried: "Yaoyao, be careful, this is very dangerous!"
"Go to your uncle's lone wolf, shut up!" Lu Manyao easily rolled over from the tree, her movements seemed quite agile.
She put her arm on Zhou Qian's shoulder, then looked at Zhao Baizhou, and smiled indifferently: "Senior, this is my little brother, did you ask me what I meant before you touched him?"
"Tsk, this is a bit exciting." Cheng Tiao was in the corridor on the fourth floor, sipping milk tea while looking at the somewhat special "Sura Field" downstairs.
Lin Jian played with his mobile phone beside him and joked, "If you just went down, it would be ten times more exciting than now."
Cheng Tiao chuckled and kicked him. He really wanted to go on just now, but was persuaded by the other party's cup of milk tea.There is nothing in this world that a cup of milk tea can't solve, and if there is, add double pudding.
It's a pity that the third floor is still far away from the first floor, and he couldn't hear what the people below were saying, but Lu Manyao still pointed in his direction several times while talking to Zhao Baizhou.
Cheng Tiao saw how rude it would be if he didn't say hello, so he smiled and hooked his fingers at the three people below.
"I know how your junior high school fights started, and your little paws are quite lacking." Lin Jian raised his eyelids and looked at him with a sneer.
Zhao Baizhou, who was under the tree, also noticed Cheng Tiao's provocative actions. He raised his middle finger high and pressed it down, cursing, "I hate you!"
When such a non-existent virtual character was scolded, Cheng Tiao didn't have much mood swings. He calmly lowered his head and took a sip of milk tea, and continued to look at the other party with mocking eyes.
After a while, he whispered to the people around him: "It is said that monkeys are viewed in a civilized manner, and monkeys are viewed in a civilized manner. But these days even monkeys have become uncivilized."
"Really, it's not without reason that you have been able to fight all these years." Lin Jian still felt a little emotional.
If Cheng Tiao's sarcasm skills developed in a different direction, he might be able to become a joker, and one set of jokes followed another.
Cheng Tiao glanced at him: "Aren't you talking nonsense? If there is really no reason, I will fight with others when I am full. I think there is a mine at home."
Lin Jian silently took his hand and held it, then opened his mouth and drank his remaining half cup of milk tea in one go. If Cheng Tiao hadn't struggled so fast, there might not even be pudding left.
"Woof!" Even though he was a little flustered by the milk tea, he still shouted stubbornly.
Zhao Baizhou downstairs found that after he finished scolding someone, the other party not only ignored him, but even got into a fight with another person.
This made him feel inexplicably neglected, and his stomach was still a little bloated even though he hadn't eaten.
"Come on, eat! I'll fucking eat it up!" Cheng Tiao pressed Lin Jian against the wall with one hand, and threw the milk tea cup in his arms, as if you wouldn't finish eating it for me. Don't look like you want to leave.
Lin Jian, who was shivering from the sudden wall, said helplessly, "Xiu'er, can you stop doing this, I'm a little scared."
In the end, under Cheng Tiao's lustful power, Lin Jian still chose to give in, and he silently ate the rest of the pudding, although it was a bit full, but the taste was still good
I just don't know why, Cheng Tiao seems to be even more angry...
The author has something to say: Lin Jian: Disciple, break the steel pipe with bare hands? ? ? (shuddering jip)
Thanks to 3104, Xi Nan, San Fen Rou, Jiu Xi Mi Yan, Xing Xing Xin Zi these cute little nutrient solutions, okay!
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