Stable Polarized Practice
Chapter 26 Getting ready for trouble
"Pure white and ignorant is like...my knife?" Okita Sougo looked a little strange, he looked down at the knife hanging on his waist: "What does it have to do with my knife?"
Sakata Gintoki: "..."
Dare you not know yet? ! !
The cold sweat on Sakata Gintoki's back broke out in an instant, hey, can't you?So I have taken off the vest that the beautiful girl has worked so hard to hide?Eun-sang can feel the beautiful girl's killing gaze, hey!What are you two playing?An incognito snail girl? ! !
"Actually, what Yinsang said is that the beautiful girl is so sweet and pure... that, it's like the pure Kami-sama who has never been in contact with the dirty adult world, the son of a dead house who will be blown out of his head by his mother is the last The one you like really has nothing to do with your knife hahaha..."
"That's right, that's right..." An Ding got up from the ground, and didn't even pay attention to the iron chain around his neck that was still ringing loudly. He panicked and fought against the crisis of the vest falling: " Of course it doesn't matter!"
"..." Sougo Okita narrowed his eyes slightly, glanced back and forth at the two guys who were sweating in cold sweat, and let out a "hum" from his nose.
"Really? I think there's something wrong with my knife..." He stroked the smooth handle of the knife, and seemed to have a meaningful look at An Ning, who was so nervous that his ponytail was about to burst:
"And Ozzy's reaction is a bit strange, right?"
God - nah! ! !
An Ding's heart almost screamed, what should I do?Are you going to be discovered by Sougo-kun? !My body sword is still in the hands of Sougo-kun, and because of my fight, Sougo-kun has been repaired for a long time. If it is discovered, can I still get my body back? ! !
An Ding gulped down a mouthful of nervous saliva, tremblingly waiting for the trial, only to see Sougo Okita pulling the chain, and An Ding staggered and was dragged over. The captain with blood-red eyes looked down condescendingly by virtue of his five centimeters height advantage He said slowly:
"—so which sow did you get your nail polish for?"
stable:"……"
An Ding: "...Huh?"
----
Honmaru.
"Then how should we send it to An Ding?"
After solving the problem of "how to choose a gift for An Ding", Qingguang encountered a new difficulty.
"An Ding is also needed during the practice, right? Rather than waiting for him to come back and handing it over to him, I still hope that he can use it directly..." The red-nailed Dao Fusangshen explained his purpose to today's valet.
"That's right." Yakiri Hasebe thought for a while, and nodded in agreement: "I will help you ask the lord, why don't you spend the cherry blossom viewing party tomorrow with peace of mind? It seems that Foxnosuke brought With the new function of current affairs, my lord will probably be very busy these few days... Is this urgent?"
"Ah... no, thank you anyway, Hasebe-san."
After leaving, Qingguang, who didn't get a clear answer, sighed: "...So what new function did Shizheng develop?"
The new function last time was to practice and read the letters back at the same time, but since I have received the letters from my companions, it doesn’t matter if there is a voice or not... and this voice is still a very mechanical and stiff synthetic sound, which is not even as good as reading paper letters directly OK?An Ding hasn't sent a letter yet, Qing Guang would rather just read his crooked handwriting than listen to his stiff voice!It will be a nightmare!
"—Yo, are you scared?"
As soon as he turned a corner of the corridor, his sight was filled with a blue-faced, fang-toothed ghost mask. Kiyomitsu was startled at first, and then a drop of cold sweat rolled down his head: "...Mr. Tsurumaru, what are you doing here?"
"Hey~" Fu Sangshen, who was dressed in white, took off his mask with a smile, and rushed to Qingguang's side with a stride, leaning over his shoulder with red nails, and whispered in his ear: "I just came back from the lord. Oh, there is a piece of news that is very useful to you, would you like to hear it?"
"...is it useful to me?" Qing Guang was stunned for a moment: "What is it?"
"Shizheng has developed a space-time mailing function, and it is ready to be used when the first batch of Fu Sangshen who set off to practice will return letters." Tsurumaru winked at him slyly:
"That is to say, as long as Yamato Shou sends a letter back, you can also send him something."
----
The nail polish bought for Kiyomitsu was confiscated by Sogo-kun.
——The reason is that it is a private matter.
"Why is this..." An Ding gulped down a glass of wine in a sullen "gudong gudong": "It's too much."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Yamazaki felt that he knew the reason, but he didn't dare to say it, because behind the two of them sitting side by side, the sight of a star prince made his back feel like a thorn, and the hand holding the wine cup was trembling.
So, why did the conflict between the two of you bring him up!He is so innocent!A good cherry blossom viewing party, he still wants to play badminton in the rain of beautiful cherry blossom petals, he is not prepared to suffer the sight of Captain Shikis Okita here!
"Well, that's why..." Yamazaki wiped his sweat, "So who are you going to buy your nail polish for..."
When the two of them came back last night, the whole camp was shocked. Nothing, it was because when the two of them came back, Ozer had half of a broken chain around his neck... the other half was held by Captain Okita who was full of black air in hand.
You must know that everyone recognizes that Ozawa is the only team member who can not be shaken by Captain Okita, and Ozawa in the village is very popular. Even Yamazaki Tetsu has secretly seen it (cough cough), but he has never been. I didn't expect this kind of situation, so what happened to the two of them, how magical are those bottles of nail polish!
"Of course it's for my best friend!" The boy with the blue ponytail hiccupped, and a layer of pink began to appear on his cheeks: "...Huh? Why are you dizzy?"
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "...Okuzawa, your drinking capacity is too bad, right?"
So you are still a young man, with such a light drinking capacity, Yamazaki took a sip of sake sighingly, and looked away... But he didn't notice at all, the eyes of the drunk guy next to him became brighter and brighter, and he turned his head around unsteadily Looking around, the fluffy ponytail is shaking like the tail of a Pomeranian, and even the expression is eager to try.
If Qingguang is here, then he knows what's going on:
——Yamato Shroud is about to start making trouble.
----
"I said, is it necessary to go with those tax thieves to enjoy the cherry blossoms today? It's not necessary, aren't we happy to watch the cherry blossoms in peace? Why do we have to squeeze a blanket with them? Yinsang's blanket is so uncomfortable ? How about we change places?"
The closer he got to the cherry blossom viewing park, the more flustered Sakata Gintoki made excuses to change seats, and kept wiping the cold sweat from his forehead: "Yin-san thinks it's okay to be on the main road, as long as there is wine and Yin-san It's fun even sitting on the steps, so how about we stop here? How about it?"
"What silver sauce are you talking about?" The girl with the bun head "creaked" biting the vinegar kombu, and looked at the man with silver natural curly hair with a puzzled expression:
"If you don't enjoy the cherry blossoms with the tax thieves, where can we go to eat delicious pastries for free, Aru? And their Shinsengumi sausages are super delicious. Besides, we don't even have wine for Silver Sauce. Didn't we agree yesterday? Why don't you go to the tax thief's place for a drink, Aru?"
"That's right, Yin-san," Shinpachi said with a puzzled face, "Didn't I make an appointment with Shinsengumi to enjoy the cherry blossoms last time? Hijikata-san is going to compete with you for a drink, why did you suddenly Are you about to change your mind? Are you in conflict with Mr. Hijikata again?"
Sakata Gintoki: "..."
No, how should he tell you, this has nothing to do with that mayonnaise star, Yinsang is just worried about her head!Almost taking off the vest that the beautiful girl had worked so hard to hide, Yinsang definitely felt the eerie chill at that time!
"Hurry up, Silver Sauce, my stomach is already rumbling against Alu."
Sakata Gintoki: "No, your big stomach girl's stomach will always be rumbling in protest."
……
"Why haven't those bastards come yet?" Hijikata Toshiro lit a cigarette impatiently: "Cut, are you afraid? Sure enough, I can't be afraid of fighting for wine, right?"
"Huh? Is that the guy who buried his head in the trash can to vomit last time talking nonsense? What did Yinsang hear? Last time you were obviously drunk enough to play fist with Dingchun, right?"
As soon as he lingered and reluctantly walked to the destination, Sakata Gintoki heard words that insulted his drinking capacity—how could this be tolerated?With his arms tucked in his clothes, he swayed slowly:
"Wait, you tax thief, this time Yinsang will make you throw up on the toilet for three days and three nights!"
"Hmph, what are you talking about?" Hijikata Shiro also grinned provocatively: "Isn't it you who chatted with the tree trunk last time? You also got into the vending machine and yelled for a time machine. It's really ugly, let me tell you, this time I'm going to fight for wine—"
"--what spell wine?"
Hijikata Toshirō hadn't finished his harsh words when he heard a curious voice behind him, and then a guy with his fluffy blue ponytail came over, his eyes sparkling and began to emit "pikapika" light waves:
"Will the deputy chief and Wanshiwu Danna want to fight for wine?"
Toshiro Hijikata & Gintoki Sakata: "..."
Sakata Gintoki glanced at the excited blue-haired boy with his ponytail wagging behind his head like a dog's tail, and nudged Hichikata Toshiro with his elbow:
"What's going on with you Zhenxuangumi, you got the beautiful girl drunk so quickly?"
Hijikata Shishiro: "...how would I know, I didn't look at it."
Sakata Gintoki: "You did a good job." In this way, his head was saved!
Toshiro Hijikata: "Oh, thank you—huh???"
……
However, these two people didn't notice at all, just after they chatted these two sentences, An Ding, who had been completely inspired to make trouble, did something.
...
An Ding excitedly put two glasses full of wine in front of them, and looked at the two guys who had widened their eyes and kept quiet for a moment, and said expectantly:
"Come on, deputy chief, come on, Dana from Wanshiwu!"
"..."×2
In front of them, two huge draft beer mugs were filled with alcohol, reflecting the same terrified expressions of the two.
"...This, isn't this cup too big?!!!" ×2
Sakata Gintoki: "..."
Dare you not know yet? ! !
The cold sweat on Sakata Gintoki's back broke out in an instant, hey, can't you?So I have taken off the vest that the beautiful girl has worked so hard to hide?Eun-sang can feel the beautiful girl's killing gaze, hey!What are you two playing?An incognito snail girl? ! !
"Actually, what Yinsang said is that the beautiful girl is so sweet and pure... that, it's like the pure Kami-sama who has never been in contact with the dirty adult world, the son of a dead house who will be blown out of his head by his mother is the last The one you like really has nothing to do with your knife hahaha..."
"That's right, that's right..." An Ding got up from the ground, and didn't even pay attention to the iron chain around his neck that was still ringing loudly. He panicked and fought against the crisis of the vest falling: " Of course it doesn't matter!"
"..." Sougo Okita narrowed his eyes slightly, glanced back and forth at the two guys who were sweating in cold sweat, and let out a "hum" from his nose.
"Really? I think there's something wrong with my knife..." He stroked the smooth handle of the knife, and seemed to have a meaningful look at An Ning, who was so nervous that his ponytail was about to burst:
"And Ozzy's reaction is a bit strange, right?"
God - nah! ! !
An Ding's heart almost screamed, what should I do?Are you going to be discovered by Sougo-kun? !My body sword is still in the hands of Sougo-kun, and because of my fight, Sougo-kun has been repaired for a long time. If it is discovered, can I still get my body back? ! !
An Ding gulped down a mouthful of nervous saliva, tremblingly waiting for the trial, only to see Sougo Okita pulling the chain, and An Ding staggered and was dragged over. The captain with blood-red eyes looked down condescendingly by virtue of his five centimeters height advantage He said slowly:
"—so which sow did you get your nail polish for?"
stable:"……"
An Ding: "...Huh?"
----
Honmaru.
"Then how should we send it to An Ding?"
After solving the problem of "how to choose a gift for An Ding", Qingguang encountered a new difficulty.
"An Ding is also needed during the practice, right? Rather than waiting for him to come back and handing it over to him, I still hope that he can use it directly..." The red-nailed Dao Fusangshen explained his purpose to today's valet.
"That's right." Yakiri Hasebe thought for a while, and nodded in agreement: "I will help you ask the lord, why don't you spend the cherry blossom viewing party tomorrow with peace of mind? It seems that Foxnosuke brought With the new function of current affairs, my lord will probably be very busy these few days... Is this urgent?"
"Ah... no, thank you anyway, Hasebe-san."
After leaving, Qingguang, who didn't get a clear answer, sighed: "...So what new function did Shizheng develop?"
The new function last time was to practice and read the letters back at the same time, but since I have received the letters from my companions, it doesn’t matter if there is a voice or not... and this voice is still a very mechanical and stiff synthetic sound, which is not even as good as reading paper letters directly OK?An Ding hasn't sent a letter yet, Qing Guang would rather just read his crooked handwriting than listen to his stiff voice!It will be a nightmare!
"—Yo, are you scared?"
As soon as he turned a corner of the corridor, his sight was filled with a blue-faced, fang-toothed ghost mask. Kiyomitsu was startled at first, and then a drop of cold sweat rolled down his head: "...Mr. Tsurumaru, what are you doing here?"
"Hey~" Fu Sangshen, who was dressed in white, took off his mask with a smile, and rushed to Qingguang's side with a stride, leaning over his shoulder with red nails, and whispered in his ear: "I just came back from the lord. Oh, there is a piece of news that is very useful to you, would you like to hear it?"
"...is it useful to me?" Qing Guang was stunned for a moment: "What is it?"
"Shizheng has developed a space-time mailing function, and it is ready to be used when the first batch of Fu Sangshen who set off to practice will return letters." Tsurumaru winked at him slyly:
"That is to say, as long as Yamato Shou sends a letter back, you can also send him something."
----
The nail polish bought for Kiyomitsu was confiscated by Sogo-kun.
——The reason is that it is a private matter.
"Why is this..." An Ding gulped down a glass of wine in a sullen "gudong gudong": "It's too much."
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Yamazaki felt that he knew the reason, but he didn't dare to say it, because behind the two of them sitting side by side, the sight of a star prince made his back feel like a thorn, and the hand holding the wine cup was trembling.
So, why did the conflict between the two of you bring him up!He is so innocent!A good cherry blossom viewing party, he still wants to play badminton in the rain of beautiful cherry blossom petals, he is not prepared to suffer the sight of Captain Shikis Okita here!
"Well, that's why..." Yamazaki wiped his sweat, "So who are you going to buy your nail polish for..."
When the two of them came back last night, the whole camp was shocked. Nothing, it was because when the two of them came back, Ozer had half of a broken chain around his neck... the other half was held by Captain Okita who was full of black air in hand.
You must know that everyone recognizes that Ozawa is the only team member who can not be shaken by Captain Okita, and Ozawa in the village is very popular. Even Yamazaki Tetsu has secretly seen it (cough cough), but he has never been. I didn't expect this kind of situation, so what happened to the two of them, how magical are those bottles of nail polish!
"Of course it's for my best friend!" The boy with the blue ponytail hiccupped, and a layer of pink began to appear on his cheeks: "...Huh? Why are you dizzy?"
Yamazaki Tai: "..."
Yamazaki Tai: "...Okuzawa, your drinking capacity is too bad, right?"
So you are still a young man, with such a light drinking capacity, Yamazaki took a sip of sake sighingly, and looked away... But he didn't notice at all, the eyes of the drunk guy next to him became brighter and brighter, and he turned his head around unsteadily Looking around, the fluffy ponytail is shaking like the tail of a Pomeranian, and even the expression is eager to try.
If Qingguang is here, then he knows what's going on:
——Yamato Shroud is about to start making trouble.
----
"I said, is it necessary to go with those tax thieves to enjoy the cherry blossoms today? It's not necessary, aren't we happy to watch the cherry blossoms in peace? Why do we have to squeeze a blanket with them? Yinsang's blanket is so uncomfortable ? How about we change places?"
The closer he got to the cherry blossom viewing park, the more flustered Sakata Gintoki made excuses to change seats, and kept wiping the cold sweat from his forehead: "Yin-san thinks it's okay to be on the main road, as long as there is wine and Yin-san It's fun even sitting on the steps, so how about we stop here? How about it?"
"What silver sauce are you talking about?" The girl with the bun head "creaked" biting the vinegar kombu, and looked at the man with silver natural curly hair with a puzzled expression:
"If you don't enjoy the cherry blossoms with the tax thieves, where can we go to eat delicious pastries for free, Aru? And their Shinsengumi sausages are super delicious. Besides, we don't even have wine for Silver Sauce. Didn't we agree yesterday? Why don't you go to the tax thief's place for a drink, Aru?"
"That's right, Yin-san," Shinpachi said with a puzzled face, "Didn't I make an appointment with Shinsengumi to enjoy the cherry blossoms last time? Hijikata-san is going to compete with you for a drink, why did you suddenly Are you about to change your mind? Are you in conflict with Mr. Hijikata again?"
Sakata Gintoki: "..."
No, how should he tell you, this has nothing to do with that mayonnaise star, Yinsang is just worried about her head!Almost taking off the vest that the beautiful girl had worked so hard to hide, Yinsang definitely felt the eerie chill at that time!
"Hurry up, Silver Sauce, my stomach is already rumbling against Alu."
Sakata Gintoki: "No, your big stomach girl's stomach will always be rumbling in protest."
……
"Why haven't those bastards come yet?" Hijikata Toshiro lit a cigarette impatiently: "Cut, are you afraid? Sure enough, I can't be afraid of fighting for wine, right?"
"Huh? Is that the guy who buried his head in the trash can to vomit last time talking nonsense? What did Yinsang hear? Last time you were obviously drunk enough to play fist with Dingchun, right?"
As soon as he lingered and reluctantly walked to the destination, Sakata Gintoki heard words that insulted his drinking capacity—how could this be tolerated?With his arms tucked in his clothes, he swayed slowly:
"Wait, you tax thief, this time Yinsang will make you throw up on the toilet for three days and three nights!"
"Hmph, what are you talking about?" Hijikata Shiro also grinned provocatively: "Isn't it you who chatted with the tree trunk last time? You also got into the vending machine and yelled for a time machine. It's really ugly, let me tell you, this time I'm going to fight for wine—"
"--what spell wine?"
Hijikata Toshirō hadn't finished his harsh words when he heard a curious voice behind him, and then a guy with his fluffy blue ponytail came over, his eyes sparkling and began to emit "pikapika" light waves:
"Will the deputy chief and Wanshiwu Danna want to fight for wine?"
Toshiro Hijikata & Gintoki Sakata: "..."
Sakata Gintoki glanced at the excited blue-haired boy with his ponytail wagging behind his head like a dog's tail, and nudged Hichikata Toshiro with his elbow:
"What's going on with you Zhenxuangumi, you got the beautiful girl drunk so quickly?"
Hijikata Shishiro: "...how would I know, I didn't look at it."
Sakata Gintoki: "You did a good job." In this way, his head was saved!
Toshiro Hijikata: "Oh, thank you—huh???"
……
However, these two people didn't notice at all, just after they chatted these two sentences, An Ding, who had been completely inspired to make trouble, did something.
...
An Ding excitedly put two glasses full of wine in front of them, and looked at the two guys who had widened their eyes and kept quiet for a moment, and said expectantly:
"Come on, deputy chief, come on, Dana from Wanshiwu!"
"..."×2
In front of them, two huge draft beer mugs were filled with alcohol, reflecting the same terrified expressions of the two.
"...This, isn't this cup too big?!!!" ×2
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