I must be sleeping the wrong way

Bai Luo's side is simply a mess. The house as small as a sesame seed is filled with all kinds of strange creatures. Compared with them, creatures like "human" seem a bit out of place.

So these seemingly sharp contradictions have become harmless, as if even if something goes wrong, the responsibility can be naturally pushed to the head of "God".

A few people sat on the sofa boredly and chatted with each other, and the young man was stripped clean.

His name is Zhang Yueyin, he is a student of X University. Strictly speaking, he is Bai Luo's junior, and he also knows Bai Luo. He casually swung a big circle and said, yes!It's that big!Brother, your avatar is hung in the corridor of outstanding graduates!

Bai Luo: ...

Bai Luo didn't know how to talk to him, after all, you can't say that you are dead now, what are you going to do next?So he could only sit silently on the sofa, watching a child, a ghost, and a little white tiger sharing snacks.

But the human world is the human world after all, Bai Luo didn't know what impact and consequences it would have if keeping him here, but he knew that doing so would definitely not be a long-term solution.

Just as he was thinking hard, he suddenly remembered the "ghost painting talisman" Yin Chu gave him.

He looked at the spell in his hand, felt the sound of the coffins of a large number of scientists vibrating, and felt that the various scientific views and materialism taught by his philosophy teacher had been completely subverted in just a few days. It will not lose a piece of meat.

Then, he said softly in the direction of the three of them; "I'll take you to the underworld."

noob:……

Xiao Xiaobai: "Wow."

Zhang Yueyin: "Senior brother, you... still work part-time in the underworld? Earn underworld coins?!"

Bai Luo: ...

Bai Luo: "This matter is complicated, but don't you think it's strange that I can see you? If you guessed correctly, what you saw should be the guide of the underworld, because I seem, maybe, probably saw you before. However, it may be here to take you away, after all..."

Bai Luo couldn't go on, the word death was too heavy, the fire of time hadn't boiled the day, it was extinguished by the sudden wind, coming from the darkness and returning to the darkness again.

It is true that there is no banquet that lasts forever, but everyone thinks that it can be eaten for at least 7 or 80 years, and then come and go gently.

Looking at the young man in front of him, Bai Luo let out a long sigh, patted him on the shoulder carefully, and said in a low voice, "Now the driver who caused the accident has also been found, um..."

Zhang Yueyin just silently put down the potato chips in his hand, clapped his hands symbolically and then lowered his head.

Bai Luo didn't know what to say. Fate is a very strange thing. One day, a moment may be an end. Gaining and losing have always been two worlds, and there has never been a so-called energy balance.

He suddenly remembered that the director of the orphanage always told them a word over and over again: Life is not easy in the first place.Thinking about it now, in the face of the word "accident", life and life are far from easy.

If there really is an underworld, that would be great. It would be a long journey, and the journey would be another lifetime.

Bai Luo wanted to call Xiaobai and Xiaobai out, and let him be alone, when Zhang Yueyin stood up and patted Xiaobai's head, then squeezed Xiaobai's face, and revealed to Bai Luo With a smiling face, he said: "Brother, I want to go back and see my parents. I won't go, and I don't know where I can go..." Zhang Yueyin's voice became softer and softer.

Bai Luo looked at him, feeling a little nervous, always feeling that in Zhang Yueyin's heart, he had become a pimp in the underworld, so he opened his mouth after deliberation: "Yueyin, I'm really not from the underworld, and I haven't made up my mind about you. The right to stay, so if you want to stay and do something, you don’t need to ask my opinion, you can do it according to your own wishes, I just happen to be able to take you into the underworld, that’s all.

"And I don't know if this thing is useful. I really just hope that it can help you in this way."

"I know, I know, brother, you don't have to worry about me. The only thing I can't let go of now is my parents, so I want to go back and take a look. It's useless for me to stay, everyone can't see me..." Zhang Yue cited his voice again lower down.

Bai Luo nodded helplessly, and then told him to be careful of the sun. After all, ghosts in TV dramas are afraid of the sun, and they don't know if they are accurate. Then he was seen floating out.

After Niu Tau Ma Mian returned to Hades, he immediately entered Hades, and saw their Lord Hades playing chess with Xuancang Zhenjun.

They were not surprised either, because Xuancang Zhenjun and Pluto had always had a good relationship, which was well known to passers-by during the two sessions of Tianming.

As the number one disciple under Taibai Zun's sect, Zhenjun Xuancang and his younger brother Xuanqi have completely different personalities. Although Xuanzang is not a rigid person, compared to Xuanqi who is like a child who has not grown up, he is reliable. So much, even the Emperor of Heaven praised him.

In other words, no one is more suitable than Xuancang to be the guardian of Tianzun Mansion.

If there are three kinds of people in the heaven full of precepts, one is rigid and conservative, the other is wanton and unrestrained, and the other is wandering and maintaining, Xuancang must be the last one.

This is also a point that the people of the heavens cannot guess. Yin Chi, the king of the underworld, never likes to deal with the people of the heavens. Only the two disciples of Venerable Tai Tiantian can be "guests in the curtain", which is really a rare thing.

Niutou was stunned for a while and said: "Master, master, master..." Then Xuan Cang's hand holding the chess paused, and he said lightly: "I heard from Bao Yan that there is a language learning lecture hall in Nanshan. , boys from all walks of life are studying there, Niutou, you can delay the official business and go to attend."

Yin Chi glanced at Niutou lightly.

The bull's head was full of tears.

Heaven and man are really making trouble for no reason.

Ma Mian showed a rare smile after listening, and told the whole story, Yin Chi just sat there and listened quietly, regardless of Xuancang's probing eyes from time to time, he still didn't express anything, and continued. Playing his chess, it was as if Ma Mian and the others had never been here before, and then he waved his hand to indicate that he knew, and let them retreat.

"Your chess is not very clean." Xuan Cang said while making moves.

"Since there is no chance of winning, we can only resort to muddying the water in order to succeed." Yin Chi said.

"It's okay to toss a little bit, this underworld may have been quiet for a long time." Xuan Cang said with a smile.

"You said the same thing as Ye Li, Cheng Yi."

"I admit defeat, I admit defeat, this Ye Li..."

As soon as Xuan Cang put away the chessboard with a flick of his hand, Yin Chi nodded and said, "Here we come." Immediately afterwards, he said beautifully, "See my lord."

I saw that the woman who came was full of energy, had a pretty face, and there was nothing wrong with her glamorous demeanor. It was heartbreaking. This person was the only woman among the ghost emperors of the four directions—Jiang Wang Jinyue.

"My lord, the task on my side is not difficult. I'll come here sooner after I've done it properly." After finishing speaking, he rolled his eyes upwards, put his hands on his chest, and said with a smile, "Oh, what kind of evil wind is this?" , brought our True Monarch Xuancang here?"

Xuancang turned around when he heard it, and said slowly: "In Jinyue's heart, it seems that I should belong to the underworld. What do you think, King of the Underworld? Let me tell the Emperor of Heaven to seek an official position in your underworld."

Jinyue could only obediently admit defeat, thinking that she would bully Xuan Qi once she got out of the main hall.

Yin Chu buckled the table and said, "Jinyue, you can help manage the affairs these few days, I still have something to do."

Baptist Yue left the hall immediately, because she heard a lot of strange rumors during her absence, and hurriedly wanted to gossip with Bao Yan and the others, after all, she hadn't seen this for many years.

After thinking about it, Jinyue arrived at the entrance of Bao Yan's mansion, and as soon as she entered the lobby, she saw Xuan Qi walking around Bao Yan, and Bao Yan was sitting and reviewing papers with a smile on her face, talking to Xuan Qi at the same time .

Baptist Moon shook her head with a smile, and came again.

It is said that Bao Yan, King Yi of the Northern Palace, as the successor of Bao Zheng and Bao Qingtian, looks bookish and looks like a gentle and gentle son, very harmless, in fact, he is a remarkable person, he has inherited Bao Qingtian's integrity, fairness and wise decision, Therefore, it is also in charge of many realms such as the city of the dead in the underworld.

I saw Bao Yan answering a few times from time to time, but he didn't look at Xuan Qi at all, maybe because he felt the breath of Jinyue, Bao Yan raised his head and said, "I'm back quite early."

While talking, I saw two ghost messengers bring in a fierce ghost with scars on his face, and after saluting to Baptist Moon and the others, he said, "My lord, this man has been crying for injustice, and he is determined not to obey the order of life and death." According to the arrangement above, I tried to escape.”

This ghost probably looked at Bao Yan who was thin and weak, his eyes widened even more, he was about to shoot a thunderbolt, and he was not afraid of Bao Yan in the hall, and shouted loudly: "I am wronged, you have nothing to do with ghosts! "Jinyue felt that she had come too unluckily, and happened to be at the time when Bao Yan was deciding the case.

After all, when Bao Yan decided the case, it was much more comfortable not to be there.

Xuan Qi obviously had the same thoughts as hers, so the two of them looked at each other and nodded together. Just as they were about to go out, they heard the gavel slap, and the unrestrained coercion suddenly knocked the scarred ghost away. It was firmly pressed to the ground.

Bao Yan immediately said, "You've been wronged!" Then he walked down from the hall angrily, Xuan Qi and Jinyue hurried forward, backed up one by one, and said, "Where is this?" The bastard who came here dares to talk nonsense here, stick it out, come on, Ah Yan, let's have some tea first!"

Immediately, Xuan Qi received Jinyue's gaze, pinched Bao Yan's chin suddenly, and gulu gulu poured it in, what the hell was the tea leaves attached to it.

But Bao Yan obviously couldn't calm down, chewed all the tea leaves angrily, and said: "You say you are right, okay! Let me tell you where you are wrong! Listen carefully."

"When you were seven years old, you knocked down 17 bird's nests and killed hundreds of innocent swallows. You said you were right. When you were 14 years old, you secretly drank, got drunk and made trouble, and hurt other people's eyes with glass shards. Blind for a lifetime, you say you are right. When I was 27 years old, I stole a girl’s money, which was someone else’s life-saving money. Because of the lack of this money, her mother was not rescued in time, and she died innocently, and the girl also because of guilt, Mental breakdown eventually committed suicide by jumping off the building, you said you were right. At the age of 35..." Bao Yan said it all in one breath, and when he said that his face was flushed, Baptist Yue hurried forward to give him relief.

The ghost on the ground became more and more nervous as he listened. He was obviously shocked by the fighting power of this seemingly frail scholar, swallowed deeply, and said tremblingly: "Big...Brother, ah no no no, my lord, you will not be the one who was killed by me. The aunt who stole the money, girl, why are you so..."

When Bao Yan heard this, he was like a ignited cannonball. He walked in front of the ghost with one stride, and slapped him on the top of his head. His face was flushed with anger, and he was about to speak again. He made a decision and said: "The evidence of the crime is like a mountain, there is nothing to quibble about, immediately take it to the Hall of Xiude, atone for the sin, pull it down!" He waved his hands hurriedly to the ghost guard.

Bao Yan turned his head and stared at Jinyue, expressing his dissatisfaction, rolled up his sleeves by the way, obviously wanting to continue to educate him, when he turned his head, he saw two ghost servants flying out of the hall like ghosts flying on the ground.

Xuan Qi looked at the direction the ghost sent out, breathed a long sigh of relief, and muttered in a low voice, "Fortunately, Jinyue is back." Looking back, he saw the gentle and elegant Bao Yan. As if to say: "Xiaoqi, how did you just say about that Zixing real person?"

Xuan Qi was also helpless.

This Bao Yan, usually looks warm and gentle as jade, but whenever he encounters a case, he will become "very irritable". In Xuan Cang's words: the righteousness of the entire underworld has come to Bao Yan alone.

After Bao Yan finished handling the official duties, the three of them started a discussion centered on Bai Luo, and the one who was most interested was obviously Xuan Qi!