I must be sleeping the wrong way
Chapter 10
Bai Luo "did not do business" for a long time, and finally remembered that he still had a bookstore out of compassion, so he planned to "return to the right way".
But Xiaobai stubbornly grabbed Bai Luo's pants and said nothing, and Xuan Qi kept fanning the flames, "Luo, will you bring back some strange creatures of unknown species? If possible Can you bring back the son of A'hua who was placed with Laojun, my A'hua is so sick that she can't produce milk anymore."
Xiaobai's eyes accuse Bailuo, which means "If you dare to bring it back, I will die!".
Bai Luo's face was full of black lines, "Stop watching unhealthy period dramas, if I don't go out, your meat and bread will turn into stalks and radishes in a few days."
After Xiao Bai heard this, he immediately pushed Bai Luo out, so viciously that he didn't even give him his shoes!horrible!Who wants to eat rotten vegetable stems and radishes!I am a white tiger, not a white rabbit!
It was still Xiao Xiaobai who couldn't stand it anymore, opened the door and obediently handed out the shoes, saying, "Brother, be careful on the road." Then Bai Luo heard Bai Chen's earnest teachings to the stupid tiger, and left contentedly.
The so-called one thing down one thing, probably like this.
Bai Luo never knew that the world is indeed full of fireworks.
In fact, there are not necessarily fewer ghosts and ghosts in the underworld than people in the human world, but most of those ghosts bow their heads and silently accept the predetermined fate. There is no tomorrow, only the afterlife, or endless years without bottom, so even the most ordinary streets , Bai Luo felt as if he had passed away but was so vivid.
Greeting others all the way to the bookstore, Bai Luo cleaned up after opening the door, took a book and sat on the sofa next to the door to read it.
The number of people gradually increased, and many students came to say hello when they saw Bai Luo, saying, "The handsome store manager finally opened the door, where did you go to play this time?"
"Well, a... good place" Bai Luo put down the book with a smile, pointed to the ground with his index finger.
Everyone, look at me and I see that you obviously don't know what to say, but everyone just asked casually, and they treated Bai Luo as a casual answer, and went to their books with a smile. "Ghost Record", thinking of the various characters I saw in the underworld, I only smiled and raised my eyebrows and said, "The drawing is too ugly."
The people who come to Bai Luo to buy books are basically regular customers, so I know the habit of this young store manager - it is easy to immerse yourself in his own world, especially when he is reading, so he doesn't bother him, very consciously "money goods" Two clears".
Occasionally, one or two people would call Bai Luo if they had something to do, and Bai Luo would solve it quickly and with a good temper. This whole afternoon, Bai Luo thought that there were still three children waiting to be fed at home, so he planned to go back home.
At this time, I heard a soft and cute "Senior Brother Bai Luo!" from the door of the bookstore. When Bai Luo turned his head, he saw Su Qi and her trying their best to block it, but they couldn't stand the tall and burly Tang Yi. Very pleasantly surprised.
Although the few people are not far away, but due to various reasons, there are not many opportunities to meet each other.
Tang Yi led Su Qi to sit on the sofa, and said to Su Qi with piercing eyes, "Look, your senior brother Bai Luo is still so wise and powerful!"
"I said Tang Yi, I'm a bookstore here. Ink fragrance is fine, but acetic acid is unnecessary." Bai Luo joked with a smile.
Su Qi echoed from the side, "That's right, you're an adult!" Tang Yi stretched out his hand as a gesture of surrender, "I plead guilty, I plead guilty, you are so good-looking, and you are right in whatever you say."
Speaking of Su Qi, in fact, she sat there quietly without opening her mouth, she is a gentle and gentle Jiangnan woman, there is no doubt about it.
When Tang Yi failed to catch up with her, he kept sighing and said, "For such a beautiful woman, shouldn't I carefully arrange a first encounter, such as writing a public announcement, drinking alone with the moon, pushing inkstones and so on."
"Come on, you still push Yandanqing, a person who can't even separate the egg white, and you want to directly challenge the grinding?" Li Ran said.
So Bai Luo always thought that Su Qi was a woman like water, until Tang Yi pulled him to read Su Qi's novel, he still thought so.
He thought that the correct style of painting was like this: after seeing him, she became very low, low into the dust, but she was happy in her heart, and flowers bloomed from the dust.
The result is like this: he slowly leaned down, sucked his lips, the temperature in the room gradually increased, and he * * * * * * * *, typed 11 codes in 8 words, It's like writing a mosaic.
So he felt that the whole persona was wrong.
Later, after Tang Yi finally got the beauty back, all of them were lucky to stop Tang Yi who was going to "drink alone under the moon", otherwise he would be blacklisted by Su Qi.
This is simply a witch, and a witch with a big brain. Bai Luo can't figure out why there are only four of them in one dormitory. This Su Qi can write 4 unimaginable love stories, and even the real boyfriend Don't let it go?
For example: him, him, him and him, who is the robber of whom, and who forgets the old face for whom, it is all what and what, and no matter who he is paired with, he will always be the one who is suppressed.
Later, when everyone was getting to know each other very well, Su Qi once poured out his love to Bai Luo, saying: "Brother Bai Luo, you are my goddess Muse! Seeing you, I am full of ideas!"
Bai Luo only said one thing: This is the worst time Muse has ever been hacked.
Su Qi chatted with Bai Luo for a while, then got up to look for books, leaving Tang Yi and Bai Luo staring at each other.
Bai Luo said: "Why, just like your Su Qi, I have become your goddess Muse? I look at it so seriously." Tang Yi still looked at it seriously for a few times before he said, "Fuck you, this It's a good thing to tell me, if you tell other big bastards, I promise to turn you into a Venus with a broken arm, but your face can be called a "goddess", what if you steal my limelight on the wedding day What to do?" Tang Yi stroked his chin pretending to be deep.
Not far away, Su Qi heard Tang Yi's words, leaned his head over and shouted, "Tang Yi, Senior Brother Bai Luo came here to worry about being robbed of the limelight, I should be the one!"
Bai Luo was obviously still in a trance, as if he suddenly came back to his senses and said, "What? You are getting married? I'm not surprised that you are getting married, but I didn't expect it to be so soon. Has the date been set yet?"
Tang Yi showed a hearty smile, coughed and said seriously: "Well, on the [-]th of next month, choose the nearest auspicious day. Brother, the groom-to-be solemnly informs you to be the best man Get ready."
"This makes you embarrassed, our groom-to-be." Bai Luo asked with a smile. "What do you want to do, Chinese and Western style?"
"I have no research on this kind, but she is from a scholarly family after all, so it must be Chinese style. As long as it is what she wants, even if it is a 'no three no four' style, I am satisfied."
"Well, okay, I'll tell our bride-to-be exactly what I said."
"Thank you brother dei!" Tang Yi smiled and thumped Bai Luo.
"Marriage of two surnames, one contract, a good relationship will last forever, and the mandarin tree will be recorded." Bai Luo smiled and imitated the ancients and cupped his fists to congratulate. Tang Yi replied with a smile: "Brother Cheng Luo said auspiciously, it is the beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River, don't forget to go to the banquet A glass of wine."
Su Qi came out slowly from the side, took a book of poetry and patted Tang Yi's head lightly, and said angrily, "Don't be poor soon."
"My lady, don't beat me up, don't become a widow before entering the bridal chamber." Tang Yi said while hiding.
"Bah, bah, bah, say something auspicious, okay?" Bai Luo hurriedly stopped him after hearing this. It turned out that he was a good red young man who firmly believed in science. After experiencing a series of strange things, he had to embark on a road of no return.
Bai Luo looked at the greasy and crooked two people for a long time, and then said: "Hey, I said that you two are actually here to provoke me, who is a lonely family, so just say a few words and it's fine, it's even more sweet. Please do me a favor, after all, I'm still young and I don't want to die young."
The three of them chattered until night fell. Bai Luo originally wanted to keep them for dinner, but Tang Yi said that the mother-in-law's family had already prepared a meal for the door-to-door, and winked at Bai Luo and said that if he didn't eat this meal, the daughter-in-law probably wouldn't be able to eat it either. Wan also laughed twice, which made Bai Luo very angry.
Bai Luo bought some ingredients casually, and when he got home, he saw the three great gods staring at him with pitiful eyes that were almost sad, Xiao Bai rushed up and hugged Bai Luo's leg and howled, "Luo Luo, I'm paralyzed from hunger. "
Bai Luo pinched Xiao Bai's cheeks and pulled them out, "Well, Xiao Bai is waiting to be cooked."
Xiao Bai reacted and shouted, "What? You want to eat me?" Bai Chen who was at the side burst out laughing.
Bai Luo had to suspect that among the four people in this room, apart from himself, the only one whose IQ could reach the average level was Xiao Xiaobai.
After dinner, Bai Luo told them about Tang Yi's marriage, and wanted to hear their suggestions on what to do with the wedding gift.
Xiaobai looked confused and asked, "Marriage, what is it?"
Xuan Qi looked at the topic that was finally able to get a foot in the door, stroked the non-existent beard, and said old-fashionedly: "According to the words of the human world, if you get married, you will get half of the money, half of the snacks, and half of the bed. Half." Bai Luo always felt that this was strange, but he thought that he should explain it in plain language to children so that they would understand, so he nodded and said yes.
Xiaobai suddenly realized and nodded and said, "Oh, oh, then, am I married to Xiaobai, Luoluo, um, and Xiaoqi?" Bai Luo choked on his own saliva. If the son does not teach, it is the fault of the father, the lax teaching, and the laziness of the teacher.
Bai Chen hurried over and said to Bai Luo, "Marriage in the human world is like marriage in the fairy world. It means finding a partner to be with you for the rest of your life."
"Xiao Qi, don't talk nonsense if you don't know, it's really annoying!" Xiao Bai pouted towards Xuan Qi.
"I can draw a talisman for them, stick it on the head of the bed, a hundred ghosts will not invade, and it doesn't cost money." Xuan Qi hiccupped excitedly.
Bai Luo looked at Xuan Qi's expectant eyes, he seemed to see himself wearing a talisman, looking at the most conspicuous wedding photo of the new house, while shouting: "Hundred ghosts do not invade, no evil spirits enter!"While stepping on the marriage bed to stick up.
Thinking about that picture, I feel beautiful.
Tang Yi would definitely hold his hand and tell him: Keep it simple, the way to break up is simple.
Xiaobai pondered for a long time, and said with a tiger face: "I can cut some tail hairs for you. These are the tail hairs of the white tiger clan of ancient mythical beasts. I didn't lie to you. For thousands of years, how many princes and generals have ordered people Traveling all over the world in search of miracles, even if it's just a bit of breath, even if it's just a footprint, it's worth passing down from generation to generation as a treasure!"
Bai Luo just looked at Xiao Bai quietly without saying a word.
Xiao Bai was stared at inexplicably, and said weakly: "How about going to the Pantao Garden to steal a peach?" Bai Luo felt that he must have lost his mind or got drunk at that time, so he would ask them this question?
After struggling for several days, Bai Luo finally settled the matter of the gift.
Because Su Qi was originally from a scholarly family, he especially liked calligraphy, so Bai Luo specially found a professor who studied Chinese studies at the school to write a congratulatory message. Xuan Qi looked at the congratulatory message and nodded, "Ordinary people's calligraphy is nothing more than that. I said earlier, I went to Laojun to write for you, not only is it vigorous and powerful! And! It’s golden! Think about it, when you pull it away, it’s a beam of light, so beautiful, isn’t it very cool. And I can also let Laojun’s writing of the Diamond Sutra is not only beautiful, but also exorcises evil spirits.”
It's just that Bai Luo didn't expect that this turmoil was like a cold and sharp blade, cutting off all the tranquility hidden on the surface, and those dormant malice were like old scars that had eroded bones, from the distance of thousands of years, stepped on Following the pattern of fate, she walked towards herself.
The author has something to say:
Maybe there will be another chapter tonight, come and play with me, babies! "Marriage of two surnames, a contract signed at the same house, a happy marriage will last forever, and the mandarin tree is recorded" is a very famous passage on the marriage certificate of the Republic of China. I want to marry you in the name of poetry.
But Xiaobai stubbornly grabbed Bai Luo's pants and said nothing, and Xuan Qi kept fanning the flames, "Luo, will you bring back some strange creatures of unknown species? If possible Can you bring back the son of A'hua who was placed with Laojun, my A'hua is so sick that she can't produce milk anymore."
Xiaobai's eyes accuse Bailuo, which means "If you dare to bring it back, I will die!".
Bai Luo's face was full of black lines, "Stop watching unhealthy period dramas, if I don't go out, your meat and bread will turn into stalks and radishes in a few days."
After Xiao Bai heard this, he immediately pushed Bai Luo out, so viciously that he didn't even give him his shoes!horrible!Who wants to eat rotten vegetable stems and radishes!I am a white tiger, not a white rabbit!
It was still Xiao Xiaobai who couldn't stand it anymore, opened the door and obediently handed out the shoes, saying, "Brother, be careful on the road." Then Bai Luo heard Bai Chen's earnest teachings to the stupid tiger, and left contentedly.
The so-called one thing down one thing, probably like this.
Bai Luo never knew that the world is indeed full of fireworks.
In fact, there are not necessarily fewer ghosts and ghosts in the underworld than people in the human world, but most of those ghosts bow their heads and silently accept the predetermined fate. There is no tomorrow, only the afterlife, or endless years without bottom, so even the most ordinary streets , Bai Luo felt as if he had passed away but was so vivid.
Greeting others all the way to the bookstore, Bai Luo cleaned up after opening the door, took a book and sat on the sofa next to the door to read it.
The number of people gradually increased, and many students came to say hello when they saw Bai Luo, saying, "The handsome store manager finally opened the door, where did you go to play this time?"
"Well, a... good place" Bai Luo put down the book with a smile, pointed to the ground with his index finger.
Everyone, look at me and I see that you obviously don't know what to say, but everyone just asked casually, and they treated Bai Luo as a casual answer, and went to their books with a smile. "Ghost Record", thinking of the various characters I saw in the underworld, I only smiled and raised my eyebrows and said, "The drawing is too ugly."
The people who come to Bai Luo to buy books are basically regular customers, so I know the habit of this young store manager - it is easy to immerse yourself in his own world, especially when he is reading, so he doesn't bother him, very consciously "money goods" Two clears".
Occasionally, one or two people would call Bai Luo if they had something to do, and Bai Luo would solve it quickly and with a good temper. This whole afternoon, Bai Luo thought that there were still three children waiting to be fed at home, so he planned to go back home.
At this time, I heard a soft and cute "Senior Brother Bai Luo!" from the door of the bookstore. When Bai Luo turned his head, he saw Su Qi and her trying their best to block it, but they couldn't stand the tall and burly Tang Yi. Very pleasantly surprised.
Although the few people are not far away, but due to various reasons, there are not many opportunities to meet each other.
Tang Yi led Su Qi to sit on the sofa, and said to Su Qi with piercing eyes, "Look, your senior brother Bai Luo is still so wise and powerful!"
"I said Tang Yi, I'm a bookstore here. Ink fragrance is fine, but acetic acid is unnecessary." Bai Luo joked with a smile.
Su Qi echoed from the side, "That's right, you're an adult!" Tang Yi stretched out his hand as a gesture of surrender, "I plead guilty, I plead guilty, you are so good-looking, and you are right in whatever you say."
Speaking of Su Qi, in fact, she sat there quietly without opening her mouth, she is a gentle and gentle Jiangnan woman, there is no doubt about it.
When Tang Yi failed to catch up with her, he kept sighing and said, "For such a beautiful woman, shouldn't I carefully arrange a first encounter, such as writing a public announcement, drinking alone with the moon, pushing inkstones and so on."
"Come on, you still push Yandanqing, a person who can't even separate the egg white, and you want to directly challenge the grinding?" Li Ran said.
So Bai Luo always thought that Su Qi was a woman like water, until Tang Yi pulled him to read Su Qi's novel, he still thought so.
He thought that the correct style of painting was like this: after seeing him, she became very low, low into the dust, but she was happy in her heart, and flowers bloomed from the dust.
The result is like this: he slowly leaned down, sucked his lips, the temperature in the room gradually increased, and he * * * * * * * *, typed 11 codes in 8 words, It's like writing a mosaic.
So he felt that the whole persona was wrong.
Later, after Tang Yi finally got the beauty back, all of them were lucky to stop Tang Yi who was going to "drink alone under the moon", otherwise he would be blacklisted by Su Qi.
This is simply a witch, and a witch with a big brain. Bai Luo can't figure out why there are only four of them in one dormitory. This Su Qi can write 4 unimaginable love stories, and even the real boyfriend Don't let it go?
For example: him, him, him and him, who is the robber of whom, and who forgets the old face for whom, it is all what and what, and no matter who he is paired with, he will always be the one who is suppressed.
Later, when everyone was getting to know each other very well, Su Qi once poured out his love to Bai Luo, saying: "Brother Bai Luo, you are my goddess Muse! Seeing you, I am full of ideas!"
Bai Luo only said one thing: This is the worst time Muse has ever been hacked.
Su Qi chatted with Bai Luo for a while, then got up to look for books, leaving Tang Yi and Bai Luo staring at each other.
Bai Luo said: "Why, just like your Su Qi, I have become your goddess Muse? I look at it so seriously." Tang Yi still looked at it seriously for a few times before he said, "Fuck you, this It's a good thing to tell me, if you tell other big bastards, I promise to turn you into a Venus with a broken arm, but your face can be called a "goddess", what if you steal my limelight on the wedding day What to do?" Tang Yi stroked his chin pretending to be deep.
Not far away, Su Qi heard Tang Yi's words, leaned his head over and shouted, "Tang Yi, Senior Brother Bai Luo came here to worry about being robbed of the limelight, I should be the one!"
Bai Luo was obviously still in a trance, as if he suddenly came back to his senses and said, "What? You are getting married? I'm not surprised that you are getting married, but I didn't expect it to be so soon. Has the date been set yet?"
Tang Yi showed a hearty smile, coughed and said seriously: "Well, on the [-]th of next month, choose the nearest auspicious day. Brother, the groom-to-be solemnly informs you to be the best man Get ready."
"This makes you embarrassed, our groom-to-be." Bai Luo asked with a smile. "What do you want to do, Chinese and Western style?"
"I have no research on this kind, but she is from a scholarly family after all, so it must be Chinese style. As long as it is what she wants, even if it is a 'no three no four' style, I am satisfied."
"Well, okay, I'll tell our bride-to-be exactly what I said."
"Thank you brother dei!" Tang Yi smiled and thumped Bai Luo.
"Marriage of two surnames, one contract, a good relationship will last forever, and the mandarin tree will be recorded." Bai Luo smiled and imitated the ancients and cupped his fists to congratulate. Tang Yi replied with a smile: "Brother Cheng Luo said auspiciously, it is the beautiful scenery in the south of the Yangtze River, don't forget to go to the banquet A glass of wine."
Su Qi came out slowly from the side, took a book of poetry and patted Tang Yi's head lightly, and said angrily, "Don't be poor soon."
"My lady, don't beat me up, don't become a widow before entering the bridal chamber." Tang Yi said while hiding.
"Bah, bah, bah, say something auspicious, okay?" Bai Luo hurriedly stopped him after hearing this. It turned out that he was a good red young man who firmly believed in science. After experiencing a series of strange things, he had to embark on a road of no return.
Bai Luo looked at the greasy and crooked two people for a long time, and then said: "Hey, I said that you two are actually here to provoke me, who is a lonely family, so just say a few words and it's fine, it's even more sweet. Please do me a favor, after all, I'm still young and I don't want to die young."
The three of them chattered until night fell. Bai Luo originally wanted to keep them for dinner, but Tang Yi said that the mother-in-law's family had already prepared a meal for the door-to-door, and winked at Bai Luo and said that if he didn't eat this meal, the daughter-in-law probably wouldn't be able to eat it either. Wan also laughed twice, which made Bai Luo very angry.
Bai Luo bought some ingredients casually, and when he got home, he saw the three great gods staring at him with pitiful eyes that were almost sad, Xiao Bai rushed up and hugged Bai Luo's leg and howled, "Luo Luo, I'm paralyzed from hunger. "
Bai Luo pinched Xiao Bai's cheeks and pulled them out, "Well, Xiao Bai is waiting to be cooked."
Xiao Bai reacted and shouted, "What? You want to eat me?" Bai Chen who was at the side burst out laughing.
Bai Luo had to suspect that among the four people in this room, apart from himself, the only one whose IQ could reach the average level was Xiao Xiaobai.
After dinner, Bai Luo told them about Tang Yi's marriage, and wanted to hear their suggestions on what to do with the wedding gift.
Xiaobai looked confused and asked, "Marriage, what is it?"
Xuan Qi looked at the topic that was finally able to get a foot in the door, stroked the non-existent beard, and said old-fashionedly: "According to the words of the human world, if you get married, you will get half of the money, half of the snacks, and half of the bed. Half." Bai Luo always felt that this was strange, but he thought that he should explain it in plain language to children so that they would understand, so he nodded and said yes.
Xiaobai suddenly realized and nodded and said, "Oh, oh, then, am I married to Xiaobai, Luoluo, um, and Xiaoqi?" Bai Luo choked on his own saliva. If the son does not teach, it is the fault of the father, the lax teaching, and the laziness of the teacher.
Bai Chen hurried over and said to Bai Luo, "Marriage in the human world is like marriage in the fairy world. It means finding a partner to be with you for the rest of your life."
"Xiao Qi, don't talk nonsense if you don't know, it's really annoying!" Xiao Bai pouted towards Xuan Qi.
"I can draw a talisman for them, stick it on the head of the bed, a hundred ghosts will not invade, and it doesn't cost money." Xuan Qi hiccupped excitedly.
Bai Luo looked at Xuan Qi's expectant eyes, he seemed to see himself wearing a talisman, looking at the most conspicuous wedding photo of the new house, while shouting: "Hundred ghosts do not invade, no evil spirits enter!"While stepping on the marriage bed to stick up.
Thinking about that picture, I feel beautiful.
Tang Yi would definitely hold his hand and tell him: Keep it simple, the way to break up is simple.
Xiaobai pondered for a long time, and said with a tiger face: "I can cut some tail hairs for you. These are the tail hairs of the white tiger clan of ancient mythical beasts. I didn't lie to you. For thousands of years, how many princes and generals have ordered people Traveling all over the world in search of miracles, even if it's just a bit of breath, even if it's just a footprint, it's worth passing down from generation to generation as a treasure!"
Bai Luo just looked at Xiao Bai quietly without saying a word.
Xiao Bai was stared at inexplicably, and said weakly: "How about going to the Pantao Garden to steal a peach?" Bai Luo felt that he must have lost his mind or got drunk at that time, so he would ask them this question?
After struggling for several days, Bai Luo finally settled the matter of the gift.
Because Su Qi was originally from a scholarly family, he especially liked calligraphy, so Bai Luo specially found a professor who studied Chinese studies at the school to write a congratulatory message. Xuan Qi looked at the congratulatory message and nodded, "Ordinary people's calligraphy is nothing more than that. I said earlier, I went to Laojun to write for you, not only is it vigorous and powerful! And! It’s golden! Think about it, when you pull it away, it’s a beam of light, so beautiful, isn’t it very cool. And I can also let Laojun’s writing of the Diamond Sutra is not only beautiful, but also exorcises evil spirits.”
It's just that Bai Luo didn't expect that this turmoil was like a cold and sharp blade, cutting off all the tranquility hidden on the surface, and those dormant malice were like old scars that had eroded bones, from the distance of thousands of years, stepped on Following the pattern of fate, she walked towards herself.
The author has something to say:
Maybe there will be another chapter tonight, come and play with me, babies! "Marriage of two surnames, a contract signed at the same house, a happy marriage will last forever, and the mandarin tree is recorded" is a very famous passage on the marriage certificate of the Republic of China. I want to marry you in the name of poetry.
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