[Chen Qingling] The old man sighs

"Never mind how the two of us got in," Wei Wuxian stepped into the room, surveying the room inadvertently, and finally sat down on the side table, poured himself a cup of tea, and continued, "Mr. Let’s talk about the corpse walking outside.”

Hu Mutou's courtyard is very large and gorgeous, obviously much richer than other people in the town.

Lan Wangji stood quietly on one side, although he didn't make a sound, it still gave people a lot of pressure.Wei Wuxian tugged at his sleeve, motioned him to sit down, and poured him another cup of tea, without treating himself as an outsider at all.

Hu Mutou has had a lot of people who have made opinions in recent years. Seeing the clothes of these two people, he knows that they are definitely not ordinary people, and he is not something that a small boss like him can offend.

"My lord," he stood at the side tremblingly, his fingers clenched into fists, "I only know that this walking corpse came out of a random graveyard, and I don't know anything else."

Mrs. Zhang quickly straightened her clothes, stroked her hair, wiped her tears and nodded, and said, "We are just ordinary people, we really don't know these things."

Wei Wuxian hooked the corners of his lips, knocked on the vacant seat on one side with his petition, and signaled Hu Mutou to sit down.

Hu Mutou sat aside cautiously, his hands trembling slightly because of nervousness.

Wei Wuxian stared at Hu Mutou's calloused hands, and suddenly said, "Business has been difficult these few years!"

Hu Mutou was taken aback, he didn't know why he suddenly asked this, but he still nodded and said: "Yes, in recent years, the government has ordered the prohibition of people from deforestation, and the price of wood has more than doubled, and our small place Although the price of wood has increased, the price of the coffin cannot be raised anymore.” He lowered his head slightly, his eyes turned red, and covered his face with his hands, “It’s hard for us to do small business these days!”

After speaking about the hardships of life, ordinary people would be moved and feel pity, but Wei Wuxian is not an ordinary person.

He listened quietly from the side, holding the teacup and playing with it in his hand, and said suddenly: "So you went to dig up other people's coffins?"

As soon as the words came out, Hu Mutou froze in place, took his hand down, his eyes were filled with surprise, his lips turned pale, he was stunned for a long time, and then said: "I don't know what this master is talking about."

Lan Wangji stared at him indifferently, Hu Mutou flinched and quickly moved his eyes away.

"You said you didn't know? Well, let me ask you," Wei Wuxian said with a sneer as he knocked on the table, "Why do all those walking corpses gather in front of your house?" He glanced at the wound on Hu Mutou's arm, "Also, since you don't know, why did these walking corpses bite you alone?"

This Hu Mu is very stupid, even to such an extent, he still wants to deceive him, if he doesn't give him a little trouble, he might not tell the truth. .

"I, I..." Hu Mutou was speechless, with sweat on his forehead, unable to refute, he could only repeat one sentence, "I don't know why, I don't know why they put me at the door, I don't know Why did you just bite me so well."

Hu Mutou was short, he hugged him and squatted aside, looking very pitiful.

Wei WuXian looked around the house, every door or window was densely pasted with talismans, he curled his lips and said, "Since you don't know, why don't you let them tell you in person."

At this point, Wei Wuxian tapped his fingers and made a formula, and those talisman seals seemed to have life, flipping in mid-air.

Wei Wuxian drew a few strokes casually, put Chen Qing on his lips, stared at Hu Mutou, and smiled evilly.

The sound of the flute sounded, and the walking corpse outside the door was no longer hindered, and broke through the door.

Hu Mutou and Zhang Shi have never seen such a scene before, both of them seemed to be scared to death.

After being stunned for a long time, Mrs. Zhang was the first to come back to her senses. She thumped and knelt on the ground, and said in a trembling voice: "Master Immortal, please forgive me. We dare not see each other again. It's all our fault for being obsessed with ghosts. The black-hearted money we earned will be sold tomorrow." Just return them all, and only ask the immortal master to bypass us."

Hu Mutou finally came back to his senses, his legs stood upright, his voice seemed to be ten years older all of a sudden, "Master Immortal, let me tell you everything, please don't let them in."

Lan Wangji grabbed Wei Wuxian's arm, and said to the two of them coldly, "Don't gossip, just talk."

"If we had done this earlier, it would have been over," Wei WuXian put down his flute, and said with a smile, "It's still useless."

What Hu Mutou said before was true, the price of the wood went up, but the price of the coffin remained unchanged. Hu Mutou felt that this was not the way to continue, so he made a wrong idea.

No one went to the cemetery in Yanshan all the year round, so he thought, if the coffins inside were turned upside down and continued to sell, wouldn't it be a big profit?

He did what he said, hired a group of people from other places, and spent a few days digging other people's coffins. Originally, this matter was done without anyone noticing, but who would have expected that the corpse would suddenly change, and he himself would be killed. The walking corpse took a bite, and lived in fear every day.

Wei Wuxian immediately laughed angrily after hearing this, he didn't even know how to say this Boss Hu.

He just thinks that Boss Hu is also a strange person. For such a petty profit, he did such a thing that is unconscionable and ruins the family. If his ancestors find out, they will be so angry that they will cheat their bodies.

When the two walked out of the black gate, the group of juniors had been waiting for a long time, and when they saw the two coming out, they surrounded them one after another.

"Hanguang-jun, what happened to Senior Wei?"

Wei WuXian turned around and said with a smile, "I'll tell you about this later, the most important thing right now is to let them go back to their home."

"Lan Zhan!" Wei Wuxian put the flute to his lips, and raised his chin at Lan Wangji.

Lan Wangji nodded, and with a flick of his sleeve, Wangjiqin appeared in front of him.

With a flute and a zither, the walking corpses were slowly walked back to the cemetery, and they found their own pit, jumped in and lay down again.

In the end, the two played a song "Rest in Peace" together, and so far, the matter came to an end.

“就这样完了？”金凌大叫道，“那个盗棺贼就这样放过他了？”

"Miss, please lower your voice," Lan Jingyi covered her ears and said, "You will deafen my ears."

"I don't, I'm so mad, I'm going to take the fairy to kill that dog!"

Seeing that he really wanted to leave, Lan Sizhui hurriedly grabbed his sleeve and said, "Jin Ling, calm down first. Didn't Senior Wei and Han Guangjun just say that the owner of the coffin shop will surrender himself to the yamen tomorrow? At this point, Lan Sizhui pointed to the corpse behind and said, "And we will make a new coffin for them."

Jin Ling said, "I don't care, I'm just very angry."

Lan Sizhui said: "Don't be angry, Senior Wei and HanGuang-Jun have gone far away."

……

The two were walking on the road, the moonlight was thick, and the warm jade-like light shone on Lan Wangji's body, casting a divine halo on him.

Wei Wuxian twirled the flute leisurely, looked at Lan Wangji's side face, and said with a smile, "These are some kind of messy things, Lan Zhan, why do you think there are so many weird people in this world?" .”

Lan Wangji turned his head to look at him, stared at him for a long time, and then said softly, "The same goes for immortals."

Wei Wuxian smiled, and suddenly became happy.This world is like this, just follow your heart and be yourself, why think so much.

"Lan Zhan, let's go back quickly, we'll be in trouble if the lady boss closes the door and won't let us in." He glanced at the junior behind him, waved his arms and shouted, "Oh, children, if you don't leave quickly, the inn will be closed." Your place is now."

When a group of people rushed back to the inn, the proprietress was still awake. Seeing the two coming back, she hurriedly greeted them.

Wei Wuxian pointed to the juniors and said, "Please trouble me to prepare a few more guest rooms for these children."

"Don't bother, don't bother." The proprietress looked at the juniors and said with a smile, "Come on, some immortal masters come for me."

Lan SiZhui stepped up the steps, and suddenly remembered something, and suddenly turned around and said, "HanGuang-Jun, shall we go back to Yunshen tomorrow?"

Before Lan Wangji could speak, Wei Wuxian interjected, "I just left for a day, why go back so early, why don't I get up and go to Yunmeng, I haven't seen Jiang Cheng for many days, I miss him very much."

Lan Wangji looked at him indifferently.

Wei Wuxian changed his words: "No, I just want to see how that kid Jiang Cheng is thinking about the blind date now, hahahaha, I really don't know whose girl is really unlucky for eight lifetimes to meet a brat like Jiang Cheng .I can imagine Jiang Cheng's black face all the time, hahahaha..."

Lan Wangji looked at Wei Wuxian, but didn't speak.

Lan Sizhui didn't know what Lan Wangji meant, and asked, "Hanguang-jun..."

Lan Wangji said, "Go to Yunmeng."

When the two of them returned to the room, Wei Wuxian was still laughing, rolled over on the couch a few times, tears were about to come out, he pulled Lan Wangji and said, "Lan Zhan, don't you know Jiang Cheng's picky eyes? How ruthless. Let me tell you... Hahahaha"

Lan Wangji: "..."

Wei Wuxian laughed and said, "First of all, it must be a beauty, or a beauty without makeup."

Lan Wangji: "..."

Wei Wuxian said again: "Secondly, you must be gentle and obedient, be diligent and thrifty in managing your family, have a clean family background, not too high a cultivation level, not too strong a character, and not too loud, not too talkative, and not too hard on spending money. Hahahahaha, die of laughter. me."

Lan Wangji: "..."

Wei Wuxian said: "I suspect that Jiang Cheng has become a bachelor for thousands of years. Is he looking for someone? Or marry the fairy back home, which is especially in line with his requirements."

Lan Wangji: "..."

"Lan Zhan, why don't you speak?" Wei Wuxian stopped laughing enough, lowered his head and thought for a while, and said, "It's really possible for him to find such a woman, and Gusu Lan's family can probably raise such a girl. "

"Brother Lan, why don't you introduce someone to Jiang Cheng, hahaha, I'm really afraid that he will be alone forever."

Lan Wangji: "..."

He held back for a long time, and finally couldn't take it anymore, he bullied himself, and blocked Wei Wuxian's chattering mouth with a vicious meaning.

"Don't think about other men!"

Wei Wuxian: "???!!!"

How could he have forgotten that the one beside him is Gusu Vinegar King!Brother Lan, please forgive me, I will never dare again.