accidental first love
Chapter 89 Sophistry
Qiu Min was taken aback for a moment, and said, "That old bastard is two years older than me, and his eyes are already dim?"
Xia Zhili: "..."
"Well, maybe I misread it." Xia Zhili said.
Qiu Min: "Sleep, sleep! I'm so sleepy."
After turning off the bedside lamp, the two of them lay side by side without moving, as if they really fell asleep in three seconds.
— This is of course an illusion.
Qiu Min suddenly sat up straight, and cursed: "If you dare to slander my son to become an actor, I will let him go bankrupt when he returns to China!"
Xia Zhili: "..."
Qiu Min took the mobile phone, but he still didn't believe it in his heart. He called Liu Ma first to find out the truth, in case he wronged his son.The father-son relationship is inherently fragile, and he doesn't want a misunderstanding to deepen the estrangement.
Mama Liu at the other end had lunch, guarding the empty mansion with nowhere to go, and wanted to call to ask when the little master would come back, but she was too embarrassed.She comforted herself, the young man loves to play, and he will be back in two days, don't urge him, the more you urge him, the more anxious you will become.
She wanted to find something to do to pass the time. At this moment, her family made a video call.
Liu Ma's hometown is in the countryside, which is much more remote than the city, but every household has young people who can install broadband wifi, and the elderly can also use smartphones.
Mama Liu's husband passed away due to illness a few years ago, and her son only graduated from primary school. After a few years of working, he was tired and quit. Now he is full-time at home playing games and power leveling. It is said that he can earn money, but not much.The boss is not young anymore, and he hasn't talked about a girlfriend yet. Usually, Liu's mother is the most annoying to ask, and it's really rare to take the initiative to send a video call.
Liu Ma happily connected to the video, "Ah Cai!"
Ah Cai's face was full of oil, and the pimples on his forehead were almost blocked by the camera, "Mom! You can!"
Mama Liu subconsciously took the phone away, "Why are you so close? I can see the door of your brain!"
Ah Cai said with a grin, "Mom, let me see where you work, it looks quite tall."
Liu's mother turned the camera and took her son to "visit" once, and Ah Cai exclaimed: "Big, really big! Rich, so rich! A mansion! I have never seen such a luxurious house in my life... Mom, is the family you work in still recruiting? I'll go too."
"It's such a coincidence." Liu Ma said, "Don't look at the size of the house, it's tiring to clean it. But it's what I should do, and I get four to five thousand monthly salary."
Ah Cai's eyes rolled around: "Mom, are you alone in that house?"
Mama Liu: "The parents of this family make a lot of money and don't come back often; the younger one went out to play during the summer vacation, so I'm not the only one left. It's boring to sit and watch the phone every day if you don't clean up. Just video with mom."
Ah Cai was overjoyed after hearing this, and said, "Mom, can I accompany you?"
Liu's mother laughed first, then sighed: "You have no place to live when you come here, wait for Chinese New Year's mother to come home..."
"Why is there no place to live?" Ah Cai asked anxiously, "There is no place for me to live in such a big house?"
Mama Liu was taken aback, and quickly waved her hands, "No, no, this is someone else's house. How can outsiders live in it without the owner's consent?"
"Am I an outsider? I'm your son!"
"...This..." Mama Liu was in a dilemma, so she just said, "This is not right... ah, the master's house called, and Acai's mother hung up. Mother will go back during the Chinese New Year. You are well fed and clothed!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but hang up the video, and answered Qiu Min's call respectfully: "Hello, Boss Qiu."
Qiu Min couldn't hear emotion in his voice: "How is your family recently? Is Qiu Lu okay?"
Mama Liu said guiltily, "Young master is fine."
"Is he around?"
"No, not here……"
Qiu Min's face darkened, and his voice was majestic: "Not here? Where did you go?"
Mama Liu was almost overwhelmed by the aura of the superior. She tried to calm down and stabilized her mind, and helped the young master cover up: "The young master went to play with a classmate."
"Really? Which classmate?"
"I-I don't know, he didn't say."
"understood."
After hanging up the phone, Mama Liu felt terrified, but Qiu Min, who was in a foreign country, could not see any joy or anger on his face. Mama Liu's tone and attitude were too cautious, which made him suspicious instead.
Xia Zhili looked at the man's handsome face like a Greek statue, when he pursed his lips and pondered, it was so heart-warming.Xia Zhili was in a trance, and asked for a while, "Young master is not at home?"
"Well, I said I went to play at a classmate's house." Qiu Min gritted his teeth, "It must be Shen Ke's little boy's house!"
Xia Zhili: "... I think that child Shen Ke is stable and gentle, and it's good for the young master to be with him."
"What do you mean it's good to be together?"
Xia Zhili remained silent.
Qiu Min didn't have time to think too much, he called his cheap son.
Ji Yi was pinching meat for Ji Ran when the scumbag father called.He took a look and hung up.
Qiu Min: "..."
Qiu Min: "Little brat hang up on my phone!"
When the phone rang again, Ji Yi was puzzled: Daddy's scumbag should be past twelve o'clock at night, call me if it's haunted? ?
It seems that this call can't be avoided, Ji Yi sent an urgent notice: "Shhh, be quiet, the scumbag is calling."
Ji Ran: "Then you take it."
"Don't make a sound! He doesn't know I'm filming."
Ji Yi followed the secret agent who received the urgent mission, quickly closed the classroom door, ran to a relatively quiet corner, and calmly connected: "Hey, Dad, why don't you sleep?"
Qiu Min was slightly annoyed: "Why did you hang up on me? What are you doing so shamelessly?"
Ji Yi opened his mouth and said, "Oh, masturbation."
Qiu Min: "..."
Ji Ran: "..."
Shen Ke: "..."
Qiu Min choked, "Are you masturbating in broad daylight?"
Ji Yi said boldly: "It means that I am in good health, and I can masturbate whenever I want."
Qiu Min thought about it again, his son is in adolescence at this age, and it is normal to have restlessness and needs.He asked, "Where are you?"
"I'm here..." Ji Yi paused, swallowing the word "home".Generally speaking, the private behavior of masturbation is of course at home, but Qiu Min asked him where he was, obviously not thinking that he was at home.
Ji Yi's thoughts turned, did the scumbag hear something?
"Where are you?" Qiu Min asked again impatiently.
Ji Yi replied calmly, "I'm at Shen Ke's house."
There was a moment of silence over there, and a roar suddenly broke out: "You fucking went to Shen Ke's house to masturbate??!!!"
Ji Yi: "..."
Shen Ke: "..."
Ji Ran: "..."
If I don't know, I was surprised when I said it.
Shen Ke and Ji Ran's expressions can be said to be horrible: Can't you make up a reliable reason if you make up a reason? !Talking about shitting is much more fair than masturbating! !
Going to Shen Ke's house to masturbate, going to Shen Ke's house to shit, the latter is indeed more convincing.
Ji Yi's mind was blank for a moment, and then it was running fast. He told a lie, and he was going to tell it impeccably!
So he said: "Let's play planes together, who will last longer in the competition."
Qiu Min: "..." I don't really understand what children are thinking nowadays.
Shen Ke Jiran: "..." We don't understand either.
But out of curiosity, Qiu Min still asked: "Did you win?"
Ji Yi's bragging became bigger and bigger: "Of course, I am the longest, they are all weak!"
Qiu Min: "As expected of my son, he inherited your father's gene of stamina from mine."
Ji Yi: "Hahahaha..." As long as you are happy, silly dad.
Shen Ke and Ji Ran could no longer express themselves, and looked at the bragging emperor Ji Yi speechlessly.
After Ji Yi's eloquent tricks, Qiu Min basically believed his son's words, thinking that the "bastard" was really old and blind, how could his son Qiu Min become an actor?What nonsense!
After saying a few more words, Ji Yi's tone became much more relaxed when he heard the tone, and his fluttering heart became more stable. As expected, if he wanted to die, it all depended on his acting skills.
Ji Yi even thought, maybe I was born to be an actor, but it's a pity that I don't plan to develop into the entertainment circle, otherwise how would those stars survive hahaha!
"Hey, Dad, it's not too early for you, isn't it? I won't disturb your rest."
"Well, you need to fly less, you are still young, and now you have a lot of masturbation, and you will suffer from kidney deficiency in the future."
Ji Yi blushed: "...Got it. I'm dead..."
Just as he was about to hang up, the classroom door opened suddenly, and Tiantian said, "Have you finished eating? The director told you to go over..."
Ji Yi: "!!!"
Shen Ke: "..."
Ji Ran: "..."
Tian Tian: "???"
This is what it means to fall short of success.
Even if it's a second late, it can save Ji Yi from fire and water.
Ji Yi's fingers hung up just a few millimeters away, but it was too late.
God's will tricks people.
Qiu Min's furious roar came from the receiver: "What director?! Qiu Lu! Tell me clearly!!"
Ji Yi: "..."
Racking my brains, I can only say: "You heard wrong."
hang up.Ji Yi has no expression on his face, as if he sees through the world of mortals.
Tiantian asked hesitantly, "What's wrong?"
Shen Ke: "It's okay, he may be domestically abused."
Tiantian: "???" Domestic violence? ?Is this all right?
She looked at Ji Yi worriedly, "Qiu Lu, did I say something wrong?"
Ji Yi looked merciful and merciful: "Amitabha, this is not your fault, but the calamity I am destined to experience."
"..."
On the other side, the old father Qiu Min, who was hung up on the phone, was trembling with anger on the bed in a foreign country.
Xia Zhili tentatively stretched out his hand, gently placed it on Qiu Min's strong and broad shoulders, comforted him silently for a moment, and said softly, "It may not be what you think."
Qiu Min clenched his back molars, his cheek muscles were stiff, and he said angrily for a while, "He must be hiding something from me."
After a pause, he added: "Maybe that old bastard is not groundless."
Xia Zhili's mind was spinning quickly, and he said, "This is a divorce scheme, Mr. Qiu, we must not be fooled!"
Qiu Min, who advocated conspiracy theories, immediately believed it, and then asked: "But that old bastard separates me and Qiu Lu, what good does he have?"
Xia Zhili said clearly: "If you are unhappy, he will be happy. Everything is for happiness!"
Qiu Min thought for a while, "It's true! If my opponent is not happy, I am happy."
"Well, let's continue to sleep, and we can't let other people's schemes succeed."
So the two of them lay down, like two corpses, motionless.
After a while, Qiu Min sat up straight again, looking at Xia Zhili suspiciously, "Are you fooling me?"
Xia Zhili: "..." The plan failed, the young master should be lucky.
Qiu Min was furious: "One or two, they all treat me like a monkey, right?!"
Xia Zhili bowed his head to accept the criticism, and said: "The young master is not young, he has his own ideas, you can relax, you can't keep holding him down."
"Why did I arrest him?" Qiu Min asked back, "I am his father, and if he goes on crooked ways, how can I let him go?"
"Acting...isn't really crooked. Isn't the girl of your dreams a celebrity?"
Suddenly cueing Tang Lili, Qiu Min was taken aback, a little angry: "That was when I was young and ignorant. Anyway, Qiu Lu can't be a star, can't act, otherwise where will I put my face? How will he inherit the family business in the future? "
Xia Zhili is very reasonable: "It's not contradictory, it's perfect to be a star for more than ten years and then come back to inherit the family business."
"..." Qiu Min said incredulously, "Have you even thought about this?! I haven't abdicated yet, so you hurriedly supported Qiu Lu to take the position and stood by his side, right?"
It was as if Xia Zhili had abandoned him.
Xia Zhili was speechless: "...I didn't mean that."
Qiu Min snorted coldly: "This family is still my decision-book the earliest flight, and return to China now, immediately, immediately."
"Now? But tomorrow we have to investigate..."
"Put it off to the day after tomorrow. I won't be able to eat or sleep until I see what Qiu Lu is doing."
……
After boarding the plane two hours later, Qiu Min ate a big meal, and then fell asleep soundly. In his dream, he beat his son so loudly that he called him daddy.
"Little bastard...don't hold my thigh..." he muttered in his sleep.
Xia Zhili: "..."
Xia Zhili: "..."
"Well, maybe I misread it." Xia Zhili said.
Qiu Min: "Sleep, sleep! I'm so sleepy."
After turning off the bedside lamp, the two of them lay side by side without moving, as if they really fell asleep in three seconds.
— This is of course an illusion.
Qiu Min suddenly sat up straight, and cursed: "If you dare to slander my son to become an actor, I will let him go bankrupt when he returns to China!"
Xia Zhili: "..."
Qiu Min took the mobile phone, but he still didn't believe it in his heart. He called Liu Ma first to find out the truth, in case he wronged his son.The father-son relationship is inherently fragile, and he doesn't want a misunderstanding to deepen the estrangement.
Mama Liu at the other end had lunch, guarding the empty mansion with nowhere to go, and wanted to call to ask when the little master would come back, but she was too embarrassed.She comforted herself, the young man loves to play, and he will be back in two days, don't urge him, the more you urge him, the more anxious you will become.
She wanted to find something to do to pass the time. At this moment, her family made a video call.
Liu Ma's hometown is in the countryside, which is much more remote than the city, but every household has young people who can install broadband wifi, and the elderly can also use smartphones.
Mama Liu's husband passed away due to illness a few years ago, and her son only graduated from primary school. After a few years of working, he was tired and quit. Now he is full-time at home playing games and power leveling. It is said that he can earn money, but not much.The boss is not young anymore, and he hasn't talked about a girlfriend yet. Usually, Liu's mother is the most annoying to ask, and it's really rare to take the initiative to send a video call.
Liu Ma happily connected to the video, "Ah Cai!"
Ah Cai's face was full of oil, and the pimples on his forehead were almost blocked by the camera, "Mom! You can!"
Mama Liu subconsciously took the phone away, "Why are you so close? I can see the door of your brain!"
Ah Cai said with a grin, "Mom, let me see where you work, it looks quite tall."
Liu's mother turned the camera and took her son to "visit" once, and Ah Cai exclaimed: "Big, really big! Rich, so rich! A mansion! I have never seen such a luxurious house in my life... Mom, is the family you work in still recruiting? I'll go too."
"It's such a coincidence." Liu Ma said, "Don't look at the size of the house, it's tiring to clean it. But it's what I should do, and I get four to five thousand monthly salary."
Ah Cai's eyes rolled around: "Mom, are you alone in that house?"
Mama Liu: "The parents of this family make a lot of money and don't come back often; the younger one went out to play during the summer vacation, so I'm not the only one left. It's boring to sit and watch the phone every day if you don't clean up. Just video with mom."
Ah Cai was overjoyed after hearing this, and said, "Mom, can I accompany you?"
Liu's mother laughed first, then sighed: "You have no place to live when you come here, wait for Chinese New Year's mother to come home..."
"Why is there no place to live?" Ah Cai asked anxiously, "There is no place for me to live in such a big house?"
Mama Liu was taken aback, and quickly waved her hands, "No, no, this is someone else's house. How can outsiders live in it without the owner's consent?"
"Am I an outsider? I'm your son!"
"...This..." Mama Liu was in a dilemma, so she just said, "This is not right... ah, the master's house called, and Acai's mother hung up. Mother will go back during the Chinese New Year. You are well fed and clothed!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but hang up the video, and answered Qiu Min's call respectfully: "Hello, Boss Qiu."
Qiu Min couldn't hear emotion in his voice: "How is your family recently? Is Qiu Lu okay?"
Mama Liu said guiltily, "Young master is fine."
"Is he around?"
"No, not here……"
Qiu Min's face darkened, and his voice was majestic: "Not here? Where did you go?"
Mama Liu was almost overwhelmed by the aura of the superior. She tried to calm down and stabilized her mind, and helped the young master cover up: "The young master went to play with a classmate."
"Really? Which classmate?"
"I-I don't know, he didn't say."
"understood."
After hanging up the phone, Mama Liu felt terrified, but Qiu Min, who was in a foreign country, could not see any joy or anger on his face. Mama Liu's tone and attitude were too cautious, which made him suspicious instead.
Xia Zhili looked at the man's handsome face like a Greek statue, when he pursed his lips and pondered, it was so heart-warming.Xia Zhili was in a trance, and asked for a while, "Young master is not at home?"
"Well, I said I went to play at a classmate's house." Qiu Min gritted his teeth, "It must be Shen Ke's little boy's house!"
Xia Zhili: "... I think that child Shen Ke is stable and gentle, and it's good for the young master to be with him."
"What do you mean it's good to be together?"
Xia Zhili remained silent.
Qiu Min didn't have time to think too much, he called his cheap son.
Ji Yi was pinching meat for Ji Ran when the scumbag father called.He took a look and hung up.
Qiu Min: "..."
Qiu Min: "Little brat hang up on my phone!"
When the phone rang again, Ji Yi was puzzled: Daddy's scumbag should be past twelve o'clock at night, call me if it's haunted? ?
It seems that this call can't be avoided, Ji Yi sent an urgent notice: "Shhh, be quiet, the scumbag is calling."
Ji Ran: "Then you take it."
"Don't make a sound! He doesn't know I'm filming."
Ji Yi followed the secret agent who received the urgent mission, quickly closed the classroom door, ran to a relatively quiet corner, and calmly connected: "Hey, Dad, why don't you sleep?"
Qiu Min was slightly annoyed: "Why did you hang up on me? What are you doing so shamelessly?"
Ji Yi opened his mouth and said, "Oh, masturbation."
Qiu Min: "..."
Ji Ran: "..."
Shen Ke: "..."
Qiu Min choked, "Are you masturbating in broad daylight?"
Ji Yi said boldly: "It means that I am in good health, and I can masturbate whenever I want."
Qiu Min thought about it again, his son is in adolescence at this age, and it is normal to have restlessness and needs.He asked, "Where are you?"
"I'm here..." Ji Yi paused, swallowing the word "home".Generally speaking, the private behavior of masturbation is of course at home, but Qiu Min asked him where he was, obviously not thinking that he was at home.
Ji Yi's thoughts turned, did the scumbag hear something?
"Where are you?" Qiu Min asked again impatiently.
Ji Yi replied calmly, "I'm at Shen Ke's house."
There was a moment of silence over there, and a roar suddenly broke out: "You fucking went to Shen Ke's house to masturbate??!!!"
Ji Yi: "..."
Shen Ke: "..."
Ji Ran: "..."
If I don't know, I was surprised when I said it.
Shen Ke and Ji Ran's expressions can be said to be horrible: Can't you make up a reliable reason if you make up a reason? !Talking about shitting is much more fair than masturbating! !
Going to Shen Ke's house to masturbate, going to Shen Ke's house to shit, the latter is indeed more convincing.
Ji Yi's mind was blank for a moment, and then it was running fast. He told a lie, and he was going to tell it impeccably!
So he said: "Let's play planes together, who will last longer in the competition."
Qiu Min: "..." I don't really understand what children are thinking nowadays.
Shen Ke Jiran: "..." We don't understand either.
But out of curiosity, Qiu Min still asked: "Did you win?"
Ji Yi's bragging became bigger and bigger: "Of course, I am the longest, they are all weak!"
Qiu Min: "As expected of my son, he inherited your father's gene of stamina from mine."
Ji Yi: "Hahahaha..." As long as you are happy, silly dad.
Shen Ke and Ji Ran could no longer express themselves, and looked at the bragging emperor Ji Yi speechlessly.
After Ji Yi's eloquent tricks, Qiu Min basically believed his son's words, thinking that the "bastard" was really old and blind, how could his son Qiu Min become an actor?What nonsense!
After saying a few more words, Ji Yi's tone became much more relaxed when he heard the tone, and his fluttering heart became more stable. As expected, if he wanted to die, it all depended on his acting skills.
Ji Yi even thought, maybe I was born to be an actor, but it's a pity that I don't plan to develop into the entertainment circle, otherwise how would those stars survive hahaha!
"Hey, Dad, it's not too early for you, isn't it? I won't disturb your rest."
"Well, you need to fly less, you are still young, and now you have a lot of masturbation, and you will suffer from kidney deficiency in the future."
Ji Yi blushed: "...Got it. I'm dead..."
Just as he was about to hang up, the classroom door opened suddenly, and Tiantian said, "Have you finished eating? The director told you to go over..."
Ji Yi: "!!!"
Shen Ke: "..."
Ji Ran: "..."
Tian Tian: "???"
This is what it means to fall short of success.
Even if it's a second late, it can save Ji Yi from fire and water.
Ji Yi's fingers hung up just a few millimeters away, but it was too late.
God's will tricks people.
Qiu Min's furious roar came from the receiver: "What director?! Qiu Lu! Tell me clearly!!"
Ji Yi: "..."
Racking my brains, I can only say: "You heard wrong."
hang up.Ji Yi has no expression on his face, as if he sees through the world of mortals.
Tiantian asked hesitantly, "What's wrong?"
Shen Ke: "It's okay, he may be domestically abused."
Tiantian: "???" Domestic violence? ?Is this all right?
She looked at Ji Yi worriedly, "Qiu Lu, did I say something wrong?"
Ji Yi looked merciful and merciful: "Amitabha, this is not your fault, but the calamity I am destined to experience."
"..."
On the other side, the old father Qiu Min, who was hung up on the phone, was trembling with anger on the bed in a foreign country.
Xia Zhili tentatively stretched out his hand, gently placed it on Qiu Min's strong and broad shoulders, comforted him silently for a moment, and said softly, "It may not be what you think."
Qiu Min clenched his back molars, his cheek muscles were stiff, and he said angrily for a while, "He must be hiding something from me."
After a pause, he added: "Maybe that old bastard is not groundless."
Xia Zhili's mind was spinning quickly, and he said, "This is a divorce scheme, Mr. Qiu, we must not be fooled!"
Qiu Min, who advocated conspiracy theories, immediately believed it, and then asked: "But that old bastard separates me and Qiu Lu, what good does he have?"
Xia Zhili said clearly: "If you are unhappy, he will be happy. Everything is for happiness!"
Qiu Min thought for a while, "It's true! If my opponent is not happy, I am happy."
"Well, let's continue to sleep, and we can't let other people's schemes succeed."
So the two of them lay down, like two corpses, motionless.
After a while, Qiu Min sat up straight again, looking at Xia Zhili suspiciously, "Are you fooling me?"
Xia Zhili: "..." The plan failed, the young master should be lucky.
Qiu Min was furious: "One or two, they all treat me like a monkey, right?!"
Xia Zhili bowed his head to accept the criticism, and said: "The young master is not young, he has his own ideas, you can relax, you can't keep holding him down."
"Why did I arrest him?" Qiu Min asked back, "I am his father, and if he goes on crooked ways, how can I let him go?"
"Acting...isn't really crooked. Isn't the girl of your dreams a celebrity?"
Suddenly cueing Tang Lili, Qiu Min was taken aback, a little angry: "That was when I was young and ignorant. Anyway, Qiu Lu can't be a star, can't act, otherwise where will I put my face? How will he inherit the family business in the future? "
Xia Zhili is very reasonable: "It's not contradictory, it's perfect to be a star for more than ten years and then come back to inherit the family business."
"..." Qiu Min said incredulously, "Have you even thought about this?! I haven't abdicated yet, so you hurriedly supported Qiu Lu to take the position and stood by his side, right?"
It was as if Xia Zhili had abandoned him.
Xia Zhili was speechless: "...I didn't mean that."
Qiu Min snorted coldly: "This family is still my decision-book the earliest flight, and return to China now, immediately, immediately."
"Now? But tomorrow we have to investigate..."
"Put it off to the day after tomorrow. I won't be able to eat or sleep until I see what Qiu Lu is doing."
……
After boarding the plane two hours later, Qiu Min ate a big meal, and then fell asleep soundly. In his dream, he beat his son so loudly that he called him daddy.
"Little bastard...don't hold my thigh..." he muttered in his sleep.
Xia Zhili: "..."
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