accidental first love

Before we knew it, it was noon, and the four teenagers were all hungry.I didn't even bother to cook, so I just soaked some noodles.

Ji Yi didn't dislike junk food this time, and even drank the noodle soup cleanly.

Ji Ran looked at Ji Yi with bright eyes, and asked, "Is it enough? Is it enough? I'll make another bowl for you."

"Enough is enough." Ji Yi said, and couldn't help nagging a few more words, "It's okay to eat instant noodles once in a while, but I still need to cook more. Do you still have rice and vegetables at home?"

"Yes." Ji Ran said, "It's Liao Ju who usually cooks, and he's a good cook."

"Hey, what can you do without Liao Ju? But fortunately, there is still me at home."

Liao Ju raised his eyelids to look at Ji Yi, but said nothing.

Sure enough, Ji Yi asked with a smile: "Ran Ran, since we know each other, I'll move back here, okay?"

"Of course." Ji Ran said happily, "Your room has been kept."

"This is God's will in the dark." Ji Yi said, "God knows you are waiting for me."

Ji Ran smirked: "Well, uncle."

Shen Ke's face was slightly unhappy, he turned his head and asked: "Then what should I do?"

Ji Yi was taken aback for a moment, and his solemn tone seemed to be abandoned by him from beginning to end...

"I'm moving here too?" Shen Ke said.

Ji Yi thought about it and said, "Anyway, upstairs and downstairs are very close."

He thought to himself, you used to live alone, you don't have to live with me.

Besides, it's too dangerous to live with Shen Ke, and they're still sleeping in the same bed, and they're "fucking each other up".

The atmosphere froze for a moment.Ji Ran looked at the green and juicy 16-year-old uncle on the opposite side, and then at Shen Ke, and suddenly he was enlightened, as if struck by a bolt of lightning-oh my god!My uncle is dating Shen Ke!

If they get married in the future, wouldn't Shen Ke be my... aunt?

Ji Ran suddenly petrified.

"And, don't you have snow beans? You're not alone." Ji Yi said.

Shen Ke: "... Xuedou is a dog."

"How about..." Ji Yi looked at Liao Ju, "Are you staying with Shen Ke?"

Liao sentence: "..."

Shen Ke: "..."

Fortunately, you can figure it out, two attacks, how to live?

This matter is yet to be discussed, and it will not be too late to discuss it in the evening.

Aunt Gao's son is still lying in the hospital, so we can't ignore it, and this matter needs to be settled.So the four teenagers packed up and went to the hospital after eating.

In the ward, Aunt Gao cried and wiped away her tears, her son cried so much that even the nurse who gave him the injection didn't look good, thinking that you are a big man, so impatient.

"Mom, my leg hurts so much. Will I become disabled?" Wang Tianlei choked up and said, "It's that little bastard Ji Ran. If he doesn't push me, will I be hit by a car? What about them? Where did they all die?"

Aunt Gao comforted her son: "Tianlei, don't worry, mom will definitely seek justice for you!"

Out of professional ethics, the nurse also comforted her: "Sir, you only have a slight fracture. You can recover after a period of recuperation, and you won't be disabled. Don't worry."

Only now did Wang Tianlei see the nurse's face, which was quite pretty, and his eyes lit up immediately. He was crying just now, but now he smiled hippiely: "Nurse sister, how old are you? Are you married?"

Seeing his slick tongue, the nurse guessed everything, and smiled: "Married." As she spoke, she pushed the treatment cart out of the ward without looking back.

Wang Tianlei muttered: "I'm still so small after getting married... I don't care about it."

Aunt Gao: "When your legs get better, Mom will introduce you to a girlfriend."

"No, what good woman can you introduce, either ugly or poor."

"Silly son, it doesn't matter if you're ugly or poor. Anyway, it's just for you to carry on your family. The most important thing is to have a good child and be able to manage the house. If you really don't like it, you can divorce her when she gives birth to a son, and then find a beautiful one."

Wang Tianlei was upset, "Let's talk about it."

When Ji Yi and his group entered the door, they happened to hear this "famous saying". Ji Yi smiled sarcastically: "What kind of mother really is, and what kind of son she taught."

When Aunt Gao saw them, they looked like cocks with their feathers blown out. She flapped her wings and flew over, pointing at Ji Ran's nose and scolding: "You goddamn motherless bastard, you made my son like this, and you still want to run away? No way." ! I have already called the police!"

"Okay." Ji Yi raised his hand and easily pushed Aunt Gao's finger away, "It's the most fair thing for a legal assistant not to help my relative."

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, "Kukou" the door rang twice, and two policemen came in, "Which one is Gao Demei?"

"I am." Aunt Gao quickly greeted her with a smile, "Comrade policeman, it's this little bastard..."

"Don't open your mouth and keep swearing, okay? You have no quality." Ji Yiyouyou interrupted.

Aunt Gao's face changed several times, but in front of the police, she could only swallow a breath of anger, "It was this kid who pushed my son, causing my son to have a car accident."

"Then why did he push your son?" Ji Yi asked himself and answered, "Because your son extorted money from him."

Aunt Gao was furious: "You are talking nonsense!"

"Is it nonsense? All the students in Ji Ran's class can testify."

"No matter what, it's wrong to push people!" Aunt Gao firmly grasped this point, thinking that this "ghost kid" can slap her mouth the best, and she must not be led astray.

"The guard at the school gate can testify, Comrade Police." She added, "It was this kid who pushed my son."

The policeman asked Ji Ran, "Did you push it?"

Ji Ran admitted: "I pushed Wang Tianlei, but I didn't do it on purpose. He did extort money from me at the time, but I didn't pay it. He insisted on asking me to withdraw the money, and even beat me... I pushed it because of my emotions. As soon as he gave it, who knew that a car just happened to drive over..."

"This is called the present report." Ji Yi sighed.

Wang Tianlei thumped the bed: "Fuck you, you're the only one to repay the world!"

The policeman looked at Ji Ran's face, then Wang Tianlei's slick look, and asked calmly, "The school guards have seen it, right?"

Aunt Gao panicked suddenly, what does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot with a rock, this is it.

Ji Yi said joyfully: "Being upright is not afraid of the slanting shadow. Don't do anything wrong in your life, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It's not that there is no retribution, the time has not yet come. Comrade police, you have worked hard."

Everyone: "..."

No one can beat Ji Yi when it comes to talkativeness.

The unlucky taxi driver was also questioned by the police. He sighed and said with a bitter face that he was really just passing by. Who knew that a person suddenly flew by the side of the road and violated the traffic rules.

Wang Tianlei: "..." Did I want to violate the traffic rules?

Although he usually likes to run red lights.Is it true that people are doing it and the sky is watching?

The efficiency of the police is astonishing, and the truth is quickly revealed.Aunt Gao felt that things were going in an uncontrollable direction. She twisted her son's arm and said, "You, what are you doing beating Ji Ran? It's fine now, and I was beaten up."

Wang Tianlei was so angry that his face turned blue and red, and his eyes turned black.

An adult beating and blackmailing a minor, as long as he is not dead, is worse than Ji Ran pushing him, so he won't go to jail, right?

Aunt Gao was also thick-skinned, so she turned to beg Ji Ran in a nice voice: "Ji Ran, we are all relatives, so let's settle this matter ourselves. What do you think?"

Ji Yi sneered: "What a big face, now that I think of it as relatives, in your eyes, relatives are used to extort money."

"Why do you have the right to talk everywhere?" Aunt Gao raised her eyebrows with a very evil look.

"He's my uncle." Ji Ran protected Ji Yi.

"..." Aunt Gao trembled, looked at Ji Yi's face, and said in a weak voice, "Ji Ran, don't be fooled by him, he's a kid, he looks younger than you, how could he be your uncle? He's just playing tricks !"

Things are one-to-one, Ji Yi is too lazy to scare Aunt Gao, his eyes are cold and gloomy: "It doesn't matter if I am pretending to be a ghost, what is important is that from now on, you stay away from Ji Ran, otherwise I will be Even a ghost will not let you go."

Hearing this, Aunt Gao trembled like chaff, her goosebumps almost fell off, her eyes widened and she took a step back, unable to speak.

The policeman was quite surprised to learn that they were relatives. It is difficult for an upright official to break up family affairs. He asked, "Do you want to negotiate a settlement in private?"

Aunt Gao: "Yes, yes!"

Ji Yi: "Come on, you should lose money, even relatives can't take advantage of it, right?"

Hearing the word "losing money", Aunt Gao's face was overjoyed immediately, and she quickly restrained herself, "What do you think about this...comrade police?"

Police: "Since they are all relatives, just pay some medical expenses."

Aunt Gao: "..."

How can I just pay for some medical expenses?How much is that?Her face was about to freeze, and at this moment Ji Yi agreed, "Okay."

fuck it!Aunt Gao scolded her mother in her heart.Ji Ran couldn't get money here, so she turned her head, looked at the unlucky driver, pointed and said, "He's the one who caused the accident, he should be asked to pay."

driver:"……"

The policeman asked the driver: "What do you think?"

The driver was aggrieved and resentful: "The family is making trouble, so what does it matter to me? I didn't hit him on purpose, he hit him himself, and I was frightened!"

Aunt Gao couldn't let him go, she caught the sheep and squeezed the wool hard: "You are justified for hitting someone? Let me tell you, if I don't pay you, I will sue you in court! I will also go to your company to sue you!"

The driver's face was livid, and he was so angry that he couldn't explain why he met a shrew.

Ji Yi said to the driver: "I'm sorry, master, to involve you in this. How about this, we will pay the money you lost, how about it?"

The driver hesitated, his lips moved, but he didn't refuse after all.For him, it was a disaster from the sky, and it would be best if he could not get involved in this muddy water.

Aunt Gao didn't know if she heard Ji Yi's words, she said to the driver Lion, "I don't want you to pay much, 100 million."

This is not much?

Ji Yi folded her arms and looked at the police. The police did not disappoint, and said in a serious tone, "Ms. Gao, your attitude is not negotiating."

Aunt Gao lost all her arrogance in front of the police, as if humbly receptive.The police were obviously experts at handling such disputes, so they calculated it for her. The medical expenses, mental damage expenses, and nutrition expenses added up to [-].

Aunt Gao was dumbfounded. The compensation was too far from what she had imagined, and she was immediately unhappy: "That's all? Suffering from sequelae? If my son is really disabled, it will ruin him for the rest of his life, and he won't even be able to find a wife!"

Ji Yi: "The doctor said your son is fine, but you still curse him for being disabled, ha ha."

Aunt Gao: "..."

"Or you can go to court and see who has no face."

Aunt Gao's lips trembled, she was so angry that she couldn't speak.

The driver watched the show from the sidelines, and was amazed in his heart. The relatives of this family are also extinct, just like enemies.

In the end, Aunt Gao didn't dare to really go to court. Seventeen thousand is money, so don't waste it.

Ji Yi is not so easy to fool, he has to ask for something back after losing money, after all his family Ji Ran was beaten, he warned Aunt Gao and her son in a cold voice: "You better not come to my family Ran Ran again, Otherwise, if something happens to you one day, it will not be as simple as breaking a leg. I will do what I say."

This is almost equivalent to severing the relationship.

It costs [-] yuan to sever ties with Aunt Gao's family, which is what Ji Yi wished for.

After solving this terrible incident, the four teenagers returned to school.

Ji Yi sent Ji Ran to the door of class one, and Ji Ran was quite shy: "I'm fine, you can go back to class."

"Ah."

"……uncle!"

"Hey!"

Students passing by: "???"

Ji Ran: "You have to listen carefully in class, if you don't know how to ask me after school."

Ji Yi: "..."

"Got it," he said.

Ji Ran chuckled, extremely bright.Ji Yi couldn't help laughing too.

They are classmates, friends, uncles and nephews, and relatives.