The Diary of the Cultivation of the Little Dragon God

It wasn't until Ao Bing reviewed the scene of the day that Nezha slowly came back to his senses.

"Who would have thought that the most naughty child would now become the most obedient husband-in-law in the Three Realms? These are sister Chanyu's original words."

Deng Chanyu is the partner of Nezha and Ao Bing. She has contributed a lot in the battle of conferring the gods. She is beautiful and tall, with an extremely hot temper. wife.Tu Xingsun obeyed her in everything, but sometimes he had a temper, so every time they met, Ao Bing had to listen to her complaints.

Nezha picked out his ears and said, "If you want to be obedient, you might as well get a dog."

"You dare to say that about her."

During the battle that year, Deng Chanyu defeated many enemies with the momentum of not losing to men, but Nezha said, "A woman looks down on anyone, and a man is changed" so angry that he beat the city wall. Since then, the relationship between the two has been formed. .

However, although Deng Chanyu complained about him in her heart, she still admired his strength and courage, and envied him for being able to take away the smartest and best-looking Ao Bing in the army to spend the rest of his life together.

"She cried bitterly at the banquet, and I still remember how stupid she was at that time." Nezha laughed.

"Don't mention it to her, lest she whip you."

The wedding banquet between Nezha and Ao Bing was very simple, it was purely three tables of banquets set up in the courtyard of the Li Mansion, and all the relatives and friends who came to congratulate them.Donghuang Taiyi initially proposed to make a big splash, wanting to let the three realms and four seas know that his son was married, but later because Ao Bing didn't want to be too high-profile, he gave up.

However, to the surprise of Li Jing and his wife, there were fewer banquets, which actually prolonged the stay of the immortals. They drank and sang songs in the mansion, and danced and played music together when they had fun.

If Li Jing and Nezha hadn't set up an enchantment in the mansion at that time, maybe these music would have spread throughout the human world.Later, when the cups and plates were messed up and all the guests got drunk, the music seemed to slow down.And just when Ao Bing yawned secretly, and was about to go to the side hall to catch up on sleep under the cover of Nezha, he heard Deng Chanyu's cry.

At first it was just whimpering, which was not obvious in the continuous snoring, but later on, it was mostly emotion rising, the voice gradually became stronger, and it came out very abruptly, startling the drowsy Ao Bing half awake.

Drunk Deng Chanyu was crying and talking, her tongue seemed to be tied, and every word she spit out could be understood, but it made people feel confused when they were connected together.Ao Bing tried his best to take her to the garden to blow some air, but he was afraid that she would catch a cold, so he put on his own robe and sat there for more than half an hour.

"Speaking of this, I get angry." Nezha patted Xiaoqiu's back and told him to drink slowly, "At that time, she knew that you had an old illness, but she dared to be so willful. You said, if the gardener hadn't told mother Where are you going, do you plan to sit with her in the air all afternoon?"

Xiaoqiu coughed twice and stared at them confusedly. He just woke up feeling a little thirsty and wanted to drink water. He really didn't want to get involved in the conversation between these two people.Usually kissing and hugging, he already felt that he shouldn't show up, and now he had to watch their quarrel.

To be honest, he is a little envious of his younger sister who still sleeps in a messy manner. If the time can be restarted, he must continue to pretend to be asleep.

He had such a plan in his mind, but Ao Bing didn't follow through.

Ao Bing just bent the corner of his mouth slightly, and asked Xiaoqiu gently if he wanted to take another sip. After getting a negative answer, he put the bowl on the side table, switched the positions of his legs and tilted up again.

"Don't make such a big commotion, Chen'er is still resting."

His voice was very soft, but Nezha inexplicably heard a trace of anger, and his face changed unconsciously.After Ao Bing finished speaking, he patted Xiaoqiu on the back to let him play aside, facing Nezha, who was obviously unhappy, "I know my body. If it was you, you would not stand by and watch the scene at that time." stop?"

"You think I'm such a person?" Nezha frowned.

"No, I'm just giving an example."

"But that's not the reason for you to insist on being with me." Nezha said.

Ao Bing didn't answer.

For a long time after that, the two of them stopped communicating.

Xiaoqiu stuck the building blocks to his heart one by one as a way to suppress the shock, thinking that things might get better when his sister wakes up.But when Xiaota woke up and kissed his parents on the cheeks in turn, Nezha and Ao Bing were still in a state of not communicating.

Even if Xiaota asks questions, you will respond with this sentence and that sentence. Even if the conversation gets to the point of excitement, you will not give the other party an extra look, even if you really agree in your heart.

This situation lasted for three full days, and at noon on the fourth day, Yin Suzhi, who was used to the two walking side by side, couldn't bear it, so he raised his hand and pushed Ao Bing, who was behind, to return him to his original position.Nezha glanced casually, making room to prevent Ao Bing from bumping into the pillar.

In fact, he calmed down that night, but he couldn't hold back the sudden burst of self-esteem. Every time, whether he was right or wrong, he was the first to give in. Why couldn't Bing'er bow his head first this time?

But to be honest, the cold war for more than three days made it difficult for him to resist. No matter how noisy they were in the past, the two of them would not speak for at most two hours, but this time it was actually three days.The three days, which were more difficult than three years, really took a lot of his patience.

And Ao Bing watched Nezha furtively for a long time before Nezha cast his gaze, and his heart was beating drums all the time.He really wanted to apologize. It should be said that he wanted to take the opportunity to express his thoughts when talking with Xiaota, but no matter what he thought in his heart at that time, his mouth was still stubborn.

Moreover, Nezha had still sealed the secret voice at that time, and he could not convey all his thoughts.Although based on the authority of the Dragon God, Ao Bing did not show any discomfort, but there were many unspeakable emotions in his heart.

Besides, he even felt that Nezha was really angry this time.

Looking at their parents who were still calm, Xiaoqiu and Xiaota became a little anxious.Taking advantage of Nezha and the others turning the corner, the two sneaked into the small garden to discuss countermeasures.

"Can't you let go of your pig? Now we're going to talk about business." Little Ball chattered about a bunch of proposals, and seeing that Little Tower was teasing Little Pig the whole time, he couldn't help but say.

Xiaota raised his eyes, then quickly lowered his eyes, scratching the pig's nostrils with the weeds in his hand, "If you look like a pig, I'd like to see you too."

"..."

Xiaoqiu took several breaths in a row, trying to calm down, "Ao Yuanchen, I'm talking to you about business."

"I'm serious too. Don't you, piggy?"

"If you continue to do this, you will become a child without a father. Let's see where you cry."

Xiaota said: "I went to my grandmother's room to cry. No matter how bad it is, my grandfather's study is also very empty, more than enough for a child to lie in."

"I..." Xiaoqiu searched and searched, but couldn't find anything to refute, and finally had to sit on the tree stump nearby and sulking.

Seeing this, Xiaota put down the pig, watched it go to the side to play first, and ran up to his brother, looked up at his angry little face, laughed and said, "Are you really angry? I'm just kidding."

Xiaoqiu turned her face away and ignored her.

"Mother is angry with father, you are angry with me. What does this mean? Big and small pancakes are going to make a fuss? Then the roof of the house must be overturned."

Xiaota propped up his hands and sat down next to his brother, and thumped his shoulder twice with his chubby little fist, "The two of them are already unhappy enough to have a tantrum, if the two of us continue like this, wouldn't it be fueling the fire Is it? Brother, don’t you think so?”

Xiaoqiu nodded very inconspicuously.

"Since you agree, just move your head closer, do you think I'm not short enough?"

Xiaoqiu bowed obediently, put his ear close to him, and heard Xiaota whispering on the phone.

"Is it really possible?" He looked at his confident sister with some doubts.

"Of course, it's a hundred tests. This is what Grandma Daji taught me." Xiaota raised her head when she spoke, obviously agreeing with her method, she stretched out her hand in front of her brother, and suddenly clenched it into a fist, "Grandma That being said, there is no chance of a miss.”

Xiaoqiu had mixed feelings, but in the end she still complied, biting the bullet and following her sister back to the small courtyard where she lived.

The door of the bedroom was closed tightly, and the aura of divine power belonging to Nezha and Ao Bing was faintly emitted from the door.Xiaota stopped in his tracks, looking up at the ball with his hands behind his back like a little adult, "Brother, do you remember what you said just now?"

"Just a few words, I remember."

"No. I have to check."

Xiaoqiu repeated it as it was, Xiaota nodded in satisfaction, trotted to the window, and tiptoed to look inside the house.Because her body had just reached the window edge, she could only see two figures vaguely. She looked carefully for a while, then ran back to her original position with small steps, and raised her thumbs up at Xiaoqiu, "They are all here, let's start. "

Xiao Qiu stupidly agreed, and in the blink of an eye, a cry resounding through the sky came from his mouth.

"Father, mother, my sister was laughed to death!"

Xiaota who fell on the ground suddenly opened his eyes, "If I died laughing, then you must be stupid in the future. The pig hit the tree, the tree fell and injured the pig, and the pig knocked over my sister, remember clearly? ?”

"Oh, Dad, my sister hit a tree and the pig got on it!"

After yelling several times, no one came out, Xiaota lay a little tired, raised his hand to block the glare of the sun, Gu Lulu got up and lay down under the tree pretending to be dizzy.Xiaoqiu watched her sister leave, and when she closed her eyes again, she started shouting again.

"What are you doing? You are yelling, do you think this is your home?" Nezha asked displeasedly standing in the door.

Xiao Qiu shrank his neck, "This is my home."

"It's your family, you can't yell. If you don't know, you think your family is recruiting wolves." As he was about to close the door, Xiao Qiu rushed forward and threw himself into his arms, "Father, go and see my sister. She doesn't seem to be doing well right now."

Nezha said, "I didn't hit it, go find a pig."

"Can……"

"Whatever bad thing you want to do next time, discuss it outside before you come back." Nezha's voice gradually lowered, "The voice just now can scare even a deaf person away, is there anything wrong? If it's okay, take your sister into the house for an afternoon nap."

Xiao Qiu shook his head, turned around and waved to his sister.Xiaota still had her eyes closed, not realizing at all that her flawless plan had been seen through long ago, and she was still happily thinking about how Ao Bing would praise her.

Maybe it will be a big hug, or even a kiss, no matter what, she will definitely be the happiest tower in the Three Realms.At least he will be happier than the little golden pagoda in his grandfather's study.

"Ao Yuanchen, if you don't come here again, dad will only tell stories to your brother."

Xiaota's eyelashes trembled slightly, thinking that you should tell your old-fashioned stories to my brother, I would be happy to listen to my mother.

"Your mother said she won't sleep with you anymore."

Before he finished speaking, a gust of wind swept by, blowing up Xiaoqiu's hair and covering his dazed face.But after a while, Xiaota had already changed her clothes, and was acting affectionately close to Ao Bing.

"Why did mother's mouth break? Did you hit him?" Xiaoqiu asked when Nezha closed the door.

Nezha paused, picked him up and carried him on his shoulders, and shook it a few times, knowing whether it was on purpose or on purpose, until the little ball felt like vomiting, "Don't talk so much, kid. Go to bed quickly."

So, do the gods rely on fighting to maintain their relationship?Then next time I will have a good fight with my sister.Little Ball thought so before going to bed.

The author has something to say:

In fact, our Zha'er is really a good husband-in-law candidate.