Paranoid Love Poem [Quick Transmigration]

"Sister Lu, go and have a look, Xu Junjie seems to be ill!"

"what!?"

Li Fucai's Dongfang and Xifang each had an extra patient. The doctors accompanying the group said there was nothing serious about it. Xu Haojie suffered from heatstroke and was lying on the bed with ice packs on.Xifang Zhang Caiyue got angry very badly, her mouth was blistered, and she felt uncomfortable all over. She was a little better than Xu Haojie, and she was still conscious.

After asking the staff who followed the filming, I understood the whole story clearly.

Today, Zhang Caiyue assigned the task to Su Ling's group to go to the village to buy rice, and she specified that she would buy two hundred catties.Whether intentionally or not, many villagers go to the town to sell things today, and there are no idle cars in the village to use.Zhang Caiyue yelled again that it was too late to open the pot, and the elderly at home were waiting for dinner.

Xu Junjie discussed with her, asking if he could buy a dozen catties for tonight, and then buy the rest when there is a free car in the village tomorrow.Zhang Caiyue said in a strange way: "Aren't you very capable, and I don't know who caused it. Now that the family has no pillars, it is difficult to buy a rice. You are also really difficult to serve. We want us to assign tasks and work, and say that we need to train ourselves , Now I have arranged and bargained. I can’t buy rice without a car? My men carry bags back.”

What the program team didn't expect was that Su Ling was only 1 meters tall, dyed a little pink hair, and his face was still tender and childish. He carried a 8-jin bag of rice and walked out of the village rice shop. Back to Li Fucai's house.He was sweating all over his body, but he didn't breathe a lot, and he walked steadily, which shocked everyone along the way.

"For the concert tour, I have specially done physical training."

Among the accompanying staff, a young lady couldn't help adding: "Among his contemporaries, Su Ling is the only one who has achieved the achievement of a full-Asian tour!"

And there is no such thing as official ticket swiping, even in foreign countries, grabbing Su Ling's tickets is as crazy as grabbing money.The venue was full, the fans were hoarse from the beginning to the end, and the people on the stage were still breathing freely, singing and dancing.

Later, there were very few concerts like this, which made the audience have the idea of ​​"buying tickets is earning" from the bottom of their hearts.I bought resonant songs, bought all the efforts made by the singer for the concert, and bought a rare audio-visual feast.

Su Ling and Xu Haojie really brought back 150 kilograms of rice, but Zhang Caiyue didn't buy it. Xu Haojie has thin arms and legs, and can carry 50 kilograms back. She wouldn't believe it even if she was beaten to death.

"Did you play some trick again, and asked a man to help you?" Zhang Caiyue questioned.

Su Ling was annoyed: "I said what's wrong with you, you think you can't do anything without a man, don't you?"

"I said to her what kind of feet do you dance? It seems that you are not too thin, and your hair is still pink. You are not male or female. Do you have some psychological problems?"

Xu Haojie grabbed Su Ling who was about to lift the table, and said angrily: "You said I asked a man for help? Okay, don't you have 50 catties left? Come with me and follow me the whole time. Do you see if I can find it?" Get a man to help!"

As soon as they said they would leave, Zhang Caiyue and Xu Haojie ran to the village head after arguing all the way. On the way back, Xu Haojie carried the rice and did not forget to quarrel with Zhang Caiyue.

The previous 50 pounds of physical strength was exhausted, and Xu Haojie was a little bit short of breath when carrying another 50 pounds, but every time she stopped to catch her breath, she heard Zhang Caiyue standing next to her saying, "You can't hold on to these few steps, I see you I just asked a man for help', suddenly became angry, and replied, "Open your eyes and see clearly!"My sister told you to have nothing to say! 'Carrying 50 catties of rice and walking like flying.After walking two steps, she was exhausted again, Zhang Caiyue was nagging again, walked like flying, and turned back.

In this cycle, after walking back to Li Fucai's house, both of them stopped cooking.Xu Haojie is really tired, Zhang Caiyue may be angry.

Lu Shan: "...I'll just think that you guys are doing it for the effect of the show. You really work hard. I really thank you all."

Now that Zhang Caiyue has also collapsed, the Su Ling team may be a little easier tomorrow, and there will be no heavy work.In this way, Xu Junjie will raise him first, and Su Ling will stick to it for a day.As for the exposure incident caused by Xu Qingyi, Lu Shan directly left it to Xu Qingyi to handle it himself. He would seek help from the benefactor anyway, and whoever caused the trouble would handle it. She, Lu Shan, was not willing to wipe people's ass.

At night, a person knocked on the door of Li Fucai's house.Zhang Caiyue fell ill, and it was Li Fucai's old mother who opened the door.She opened the door and saw someone coming, and said happily: "It's counted back, let me just say, those people won't lock you up for too long. Isn't it just touching the little girl, but not touching it, it's not a big deal Big things, what are you doing with such a big battle, it must be because you are afraid of those cameras."

"Come on, Mom, don't talk about it. Is there any food? I'm starving to death." Li Fu walked around the old mother and walked into the house. Thinking about something wrong, he said, "Where is Zhang Caiyue, why did you open the door?"

"I fell ill and couldn't get up in bed. It was all caused by those people. If you want me to say, why did we agree in the first place?"

"It's a lot of money." Li Fucai said disgustedly: "I haven't settled the score with her yet, but she is good, and she will lie down first."

The days of detention are very lonely, and when people are lonely, it is easy to think too much.Li Fu thought about it for a long time, and the more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt.Those hats were put on his forehead one by one, what disrespect for women, what behaviors were inappropriate, what words and deeds were wrong, I had never heard this kind of statement before.

Must be afraid of the cameras in those people's hands.

But it's easy to handle. Celebrities don't just rely on cameras to live, and they especially care about their public image.But he doesn't, what kind of image does he want as an ordinary person.Those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes. He has already figured out how to take revenge on those two people.And Zhang Caiyue, blame her for yelling loudly, now the whole village knows that he was detained.

"If you want me to say forget it, how much is the liquidated damages, otherwise we will pay it."

"How much is the liquidated damages, I'll scare you if you say it." Li Fucai didn't care: "Shoot, why not shoot, the initiative is in our hands, forcing them to give up on their own, the anger will be vented, and the money will be earned. How good it is."

Without even looking at Zhang Caiyue, Li Fucai walked directly into the west room and shouted, "I see that the melons in the field are ripe, and it's time to sell them in the town. Tomorrow, collect all the melons and sell them. "

The conditions arranged for them were not so good. There was no shower in the room. Su Ling finished washing with a bucket, wrapped a bath towel, and came out with his upper body naked.The cameraman couldn't help but point the camera at Su Ling's sturdy figure, and fantasized in his mind that when the show was broadcast, the audience brushed 'add chicken legs to the photographer'.

"Does it have to be tomorrow? My partner is not feeling well today, so why don't we wait for two days?"

Li Fucai snorted coldly: "There will be more people selling melons after two days. Haven't you read a lot of books and don't know how to seize the market? I won't force you either. If you want to do it, you can do it or not. It’s difficult for us to pick three or four.”

Su Ling thought for a while and said, "Okay, I'll sell it tomorrow."

He promised so simply that Li Fucai lost his pleasure.

"I've agreed with you in advance." Li Fu added, "Our family doesn't have a car, so you can find a way to go to town by yourself."

"As lazy as you are, I don't think your family has any spare money to buy a car."

Li Fucai didn't expect Su Ling to confront him directly: "You! What are you talking about me?"

"I said you're lazy, and you're deaf." Su Ling rolled her eyes, and Li Fucai pointed at the photographer angrily, but Su Ling didn't wait for him to speak: "Why, I thought I was afraid of you in front of the camera, and I will do the job well for you , I also scold others, is there any contradiction?"

The staff outside the camera laughed.Li Fucai was furious, but he couldn't think of a countermeasure for a while, and scolded: "Don't be a lip-synch, I'll see how you want my melons tomorrow!"

After shaking him, Su Ling went back to the room and opened two masks, threw one on Xu Haojie's face who was sleeping next door, and applied one on himself.Putting on the mask, after deliberation, I felt that there was no good solution, so I decided not to bother, ran to the staff room, and said straight to the point: "My partner can't go out on a mission tomorrow, I need to contact the off-site support, please lend me the phone. "

The little director said: "Yes, yes, but you can't borrow it, you can only contact here, and it must be open to the public." He said, pointing to the camera that was staring at Su Ling.

"Okay."

Dial Ji Churong's number, and the connection is quickly connected there.

"Su Ling? Don't you have a phone?"

"Borrowed from the program group."

"Oh."

With just an 'oh', the program team suddenly had the feeling of being seen through.Sure enough, they spoke a lot more cautiously over there, and it seemed that they immediately guessed that the dialogue was open.

It's over, it seems that there is nothing explosive.

However, the program team underestimated Su Ling too much.He is like a walking little girl, who can explode wherever he needs.

Su Ling said surprisingly: "What is breakfast tomorrow?"

Although he had already guessed that someone secretly delivered meals to Su Ling's group, he did not expect Su Ling to say it so blatantly.Facing the dumbfounded program team, Su Ling sneered and said, "Why, didn't you guys guess it a long time ago?" The photography team followed closely with people, and it was much harder to hide them than to hide Zhang Caiyue. You don't have to work so hard to hide from people.

Now that Su Ling punctured it, Ji Churong no longer hid it.

"What do you want to eat?"

what! ?There is also a meal! !This is better than the treatment of our staff.

"I don't want to eat meat buns, and I don't want to eat sesame seed cakes. I want to eat noodles."

"it is good."

"But aren't the noodles sticky?"

"Will not."

"How could it not be possible!" Su Ling made the phone call as if no one else was around. He was originally sitting on the stool, but now he casually curled up his legs and played with his shoelaces.Casually said: "I've seen it before, the takeaways are all lumpy!"

"I won't give you lumps." The deep voice sounded like coaxing a child: "I promise."

"Then noodles." After deciding on breakfast, Su Ling remembered the task: "By the way, that lazy bastard wants me to sell watermelons in the town tomorrow, and he doesn't have a car yet."

"okay, I get it."

The dialogue program group suddenly didn't understand.But Su Ling obviously understood, he said: "That's it, it's done."

Just wait until you say something! ? ? ?

Just as he was about to hang up the phone, he suddenly added: "Tomorrow may be a busy day, go to bed early."

"Ah, you too. I found that you only sleep for two or three hours at a time. I heard that people who sleep less are prone to depression. You don't usually talk much. Are you secretly depressed?"

The other side smiled, and said with a smile: "Thinking about it."

"Still thinking about it! Recall it yourself, just this phone call, how many words did I say to you, and how many words did you reply to me, huh?"

"Okay, I'll write a little more later."

Su Ling exploded suddenly, and jumped off the stool: "I told you not to be depressed, I didn't tell you to write more words!! Do you have problems with reading comprehension!?"

The show group who was shown off: No, we think he has a strong reading comprehension.

For people with inconvenient eyes, sometimes just listening to the sound can eliminate the sense of distance.In Ji Churong's mind, a little man named Su Ling stared at him angrily.He couldn't help drawing a picture of himself in his mind, raised his hand to rub Su Ling's furry hair, and said, "Sorry. I won't be depressed, and I will reply to your words more often."

After a while, Su Ling's humming came from the other end of the phone, which meant that he was coaxed.

Hang up the phone and look up, the staff on the opposite side have strange expressions.Su Ling said: "What's the matter, what's your expression?"

One of the young ladies burst into tears: "I miss my boyfriend, I want to call my boyfriend too!!!"

Other staff: Wait a minute! !Why do you use 'also'! ! !There is a problem! !

The author has something to say:

Su Ling: It's true.