The Tsundere Lover of the Double-Faced President

"If you collect the body for me, I'd be willing to freeze to death!" Mo Yan said in a serious manner, even with firmness in his British eyebrows.

"Crazy, you deserve to freeze to death!" Gu Chen avoided his scorching eyes, kept cursing, but stretched out the wet shirt and pointed it at the warm air vent to bake it.

Gu Chen's movements are very unfamiliar, he picks up the clothes without distinguishing the front and back, and drags them up and down. It is this stupid and even stupid movement that does not dry the clothes, but bakes Mo Yan's rock-solid heart It's in full swing!

Drying a corner of the clothes, Gu Chen shook twice, trying to disperse the remaining folds. From the corner of his eyes, he caught sight of Mo Yan's naked upper body beside him. It seemed that the body was not formed naturally, but was created through the hands of a skilled artist after a hundred years. It looks like a perfect sculpture that has been polished, and it doesn't feel like that. Every muscle in the whole body is so tight and tense. Under the orange light in the car, it is shiny, and the muscles are orderly. The sag outlines the most original night charm and sexiness, and looking down at the shadows is even more exciting, making women obsessed with men and driving them crazy.

Gu Chen's Adam's apple rolled, his lips became dry unconsciously, his eyes moved down and fixed on Mo Yan's crotch, shit!Gu Chen cursed in his heart, why the hell did you stuff a big brother there!Ventriloquism: How could it be so big?

At the same time, Mo Yan tilted his head abruptly, looking sideways at Gu Chen, with a little evil charm wandering around the corner of his mouth, Gu Chen's eyes were messed up in an instant, holding the grass, how could he stare at someone's crotch?Intuit out of morals, right? !

I don't know if it's because the heater turned up and the temperature came up. Gu Chen felt hot and uncomfortable all over. He licked his dry lips, and his pair of dark eyes were mixed with anxiety.

In the car, Gu Chen didn't speak, and Mo Yan was even more silent.

Gu Chen looked into the distance, tried hard to hide his confusion, glanced sideways from the corner of his eyes, and found that Mo Yan was still staring at this side, even his posture hadn't changed at all.

Gradually, Gu Chen's cheeks were stained with maple leaf red frost.

"Is there anything to eat?" When Gu Chen asked, his hand had already reached into the black box under the steering wheel. It seemed to be a magician's magic hat, and he could conjure anything he wanted anytime, anywhere. Before, Gu Chen thought Eating candy, when he digs it out, it's really candy, and it's still his favorite flavor. Later, Gu Chen wanted to eat hawthorn, which contained hawthorn, and wanted to eat spicy chicken wings, which contained spicy chicken wings. It's really amazing!

What will it be today?When he touched it, Gu Chen felt that something was wrong, it was hard, long, or... solid? !

Puzzled, Gu Chen took it out and took a look, "Banana?"

Mo Yan shrugged his shoulders while shirtless, his two clavicles like steel bars were strong and stylish, "It's not good to eat too much junk food, you are still growing!"

What?There were black lines on Gu Chen's face, "How old am I? How long?"

Mo Yan still leaned slightly to look at him, but couldn't get enough of him, the cold dryness of his elder brother who refused to be thousands of miles away has long since disappeared.

Gu Chen didn't want to eat much at first, but now his appetite soared when he saw the banana smelling delicious, and he didn't forget to praise: "It tastes good! This banana is quite big and the inside is ripe, how did you choose it?"

Mo Yan's thin lips parted lightly: "I picked it according to the model!"

"What type of horse?" Gu Chen asked indistinctly with a banana in his mouth.

Mo Yan's eyes teased, "My model."

What the hell?Gu Chen didn't understand, can you still follow your model by picking a banana?How does this person speak upside down!

Gu Chen didn't bother to pay attention to him, he didn't want to continue to be poor, and when he retracted his eyes from Mo Yan, he caught a glimpse of little Mo Yan again, I'll fuck it, why does it feel like he's getting bigger?

Wait...big?Where is this word used?

While eating, Gu Chen's mind was full of the Big Mac in Mo Yan's crotch, why did he suddenly feel that it didn't taste that way?

Fuck, your uncle!

Just now he came back to his senses, he was already taken advantage of by this bastard, Gu Chen stared at him and wanted to bite someone!

But after thinking about it carefully, Gu Chen felt that he was overthinking, his thoughts went astray, his whole body went astray!Mo Yan also said why he always thinks that way, what kind of banana dick, Gu Chen, you are so obscene!

Gu Chen's blood was rushing around in the body and the blood vessels collided with pain. His lower body seemed to be lifted. Fortunately, Mo Yan couldn't see the lobster box covered. In order to wake up his dizzy brain, Gu Chen nervously opened the window. Just about to look forward to the blue sea and blue sky in the fantasy, but was killed by the eyes of an aunt in the opposite car.

Looking at the situation inside the car from the perspective of the aunt, the picture is indeed very... What's inside...

Mo Yan is stylish, domineering and shows off his upper body, as for his lower body...don't say, aunt really can't see it!So the aunt can only use her imagination when she was young. The upper body is so burly and strong, and the lower body is naturally more majestic.Then the aunt's old phoenix eyes swept over the handsome, tender and milky young man in the passenger seat. His skin was as white as if he had just fished it out of a milk jug, and his skin was more coveted than Tang's monk meat. The most important thing is that he was holding a thick banana and chewing on it!

Gu Chen: "Er..."

Mom, don't look at me like that, I can explain!Gu Chen shouted in his heart, but he was still no match for the green eyes of the aunt who killed the ruthless man all over the world, so he took a deep breath and silently closed the window, it was too scary!

However, the situation of turning your head and being stared at is not much better, he is watching, he is still watching, he is still staring at me!

Gu Chen felt that his body was about to catch fire from Mo Yan's stare!

I admit, yes, I look a little more handsome than ordinary people, but I am a big man, why are you staring at me all the time?Does grandpa have one more nose or two more eyes than others?

The problem is that you can just stare at it, you don't talk, you still laugh, what the fuck!

Gu Chen thought from the bottom of his heart that if he was stared at by Gao Yaohu, he would feel that it was a sense of pride to be admired, but you, Mo Yan, have a handsome face that is so cool that you can beat the men in city A by dozens of streets. , I want to see that handsome guys can't look in the mirror, why are you staring at my face, grandpa has flowers on his face?

It's really hard to go down, Gu Chen just reached the explosive point, Mo Yan's big face suddenly hit him.

"What's wrong with your neck?" Mo Yan stretched out his hand to scratch it, and Gu Chen suddenly felt extremely itchy.

"On a rainy day, you can still be bitten by a mosquito so big? I'm really convinced!" Mo Yan's face was still in front of Gu Chen, and his eyes were distressed looking at the red and swollen piece of flesh.

Gu Chen explained helplessly: "My blood is sweet, and I attract mosquitoes in summer."

"Blood sweet?"

Before he could stop it, Mo Yan pressed his thin lips against Gu Chen's neck.

For a moment, time and space were turned upside down, Gu Chen's head went blank, and he stared out of the window with stiff eyes, the aunt was aiming in this direction.

Hastily hastily! ! !

Gu Chen exerted all his strength and threw Mo Yan out without any reserve of strength. If it wasn't for the restraint of the seat belt, Mo Yan would have been flying across and smashed the windshield at this moment.

"What the hell are you doing?" Gu Chen growled.

Obviously being hurt by Gu Chen's punch, Mo Yan sneaked a smirk as if he still took advantage of it, and his words sounded plausible, "Taste your blood to see if it's sweet!"

Gu Chen was about to go crazy, and cursed: "You must be sick!"

Mo Yan smacked his lips, "It seems a little sweet!"

"Hold the grass!"

Mo Yan frowned affectionately, "Why do you always like to curse people!"

"You are a child, and your whole family is a child!"

"childish!"

"You rascal!"

Gu Chen couldn't take it anymore, his neck was itchy and hot, he opened the car window again to let the cold wind blow in to see if it could relieve the itching, just after he opened it, he had sex with the aunt on the opposite side, Gu Chen couldn't care less He just sent his neck out and scratched it with his hands.

Aunt Fengyan'er looked at Gu Chen with a look of lovelessness, and said with a toothpick in her mouth, "Silly boy, the more you scratch after being bitten by a mosquito, the more uncomfortable it will be. Just spit some foam and wipe it on, it will detoxify!"

Spit?He... At this time, Gu Chen turned his head again, and saw Mo Yanzheng obediently lying on the steering wheel, fiddling with the lighter in his hand as if nothing had happened, his fingers were flexible and tricky.

"Did you spit on my neck just now?" Gu Chen asked.

Without raising his eyelids, Mo Yan said, "Stop itching."

Gu Chen closed his eyes and was silent for a second, then broke out: "You are too disgusting!"

"Fuck," Mo Yan said dully, "I haven't disliked you yet, how dare you dislike me..."

"I was bitten by a mosquito just now!" Gu Chen seemed to remind him deliberately.

Before Mo Yan finished spraying his mouth, the boss was stunned. This little guy didn't dislike Lao Tzu's saliva, but was worried that Lao Tzu would touch the place where he was bitten by mosquitoes. Mo Yan said angrily, "So what?"

"Grandma's!" Gu Chen only knew today what it means to be pissed off by someone's attitude!In the past, his mother taught him not to always talk to others in a foolish manner, which was impolite, and he didn't care. Seeing Mo Yan like this today, Gu Chen really felt that he had seen it clearly in the mirror, that appearance was really hateful!

There is still the second half of the sentence that Mo Yan didn't say, as long as it's on your Gu Chen's body, even if it's rolled in the mud and then fished out, I'm a rarity!

Not long after, there were many more traffic policemen wearing fluorescent green vests on the road, and the congested road was quickly cleared. Gu Chen and Mo Yan also returned to school amidst the high-spirited bickering between you and me.

Mo Yan drove the car to the downstairs of the boys' dormitory before turning off the engine. He turned his head and asked, "What are your plans for tomorrow weekend?"

Gu Chen pouted, "I don't have any plans."

He was angry for a reason. He originally planned to go for a drive on the weekend or go to a newly opened restaurant in Lihai to have a meal, but now that the cash and black cards have been confiscated, he really has nothing to do with his plans!

Mo Yan twitched his lips and said, "It's very late, hurry up, go to bed early!"

Is this driving me away?Gu Chen bit his lip and didn't speak, he was sullen for no reason, hum, he even issued an order to evict guests, grandpa, I'm not happy to stay with you anymore!