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Chapter 3

"Hey, tell me, what does it feel like to be the editor in charge of a master?" He Yi was thinking about the first time he had a master under his command, but this master is really strange...

The rhino who loves to boo the most heard it, and said quickly: "Next, please enjoy the radio drama 'Pufferfish was abused by the god', everyone applauds and welcomes!"

"piapiapia..." The applause was flickering, those who didn't know that He Yi was going to hold a concert, and He Yi almost couldn't get off the stage because he gave Rhino a fudge.

He Yi said that a great god is like an idiot. Just after finishing speaking, the rabbit continued: "This is really the best talking master." The miserable face of the rabbit is already vividly telling the story of an editor being bullied by a great god, " Our master, in order to avoid submitting the manuscript, did not hesitate to spray toilet water in his house, which made me incomplete and kept sneezing, and finally went to the hospital to dispense allergy medicine."

The editorial department of the Danmei group suddenly turned into a mass meeting, and it would be perfect if rotten eggs and rotten cabbage were added.

The editors broke the news one after another about how their masters dragged their manuscripts; from playing missing to disguising;

The always strong panda took a piece of toilet paper and said tearfully: "In short, being an editor requires a brain and a strong heart."

Mynah added: "To become the editor in charge of a great god, you need to have a brain that is not broken after 10 minutes of hypoxia, and a heart that is stronger than a diamond."

He Yi felt that life was not good.

In the afternoon, He Yi received a dozen samples.

Chestnut.

Why didn't Chestnut tell me that he was going to publish a booklet?He Yi thought to himself, but also thought that Chestnut was a mentally handicapped person, so he didn't care too much, and started the editor's review work.

Halfway through watching, He Yi's back was already wet.

I saw the two male protagonists watching TV together, suddenly the curtains shook, the two male protagonists looked sideways, a black shadow moved on the curtains, one wanted to see if anyone was there, but when he opened the curtains and saw nothing No.

The person next to him was frightened and fainted. It turned out that he saw a black shadow projected behind the male protagonist, and then walked over step by step, making a bone-chewing sound...

He Yi felt a little palpitated, and subconsciously looked at the curtains, God!There was indeed a dark shadow moving across the curtains, and... from time to time, it appeared on other curtains.

Haunted in broad daylight?This was the last thought that crossed He Yi's mind.His whole body trembled, and he continued to read the book. The book said that after the curtain was drawn, a person's head was thrown over, which happened to be the person who opened the curtain.

But at this moment, mynah went over and opened the curtain.

"Don't go!" He Yi's throat stuck and he shouted with difficulty.He wanted to get up, but Mynah's head had already been thrown over, and the air was dripping with blood...

Touch, He Yi fell from the office chair and became unconscious.

The panda rushed over and pinched He Yi twice desperately. Among the people who were mistaken for dead by He Yi, Mynah also rushed over to press He Yi.

Rhino picked up the book that fell on the ground, and said leisurely: "The chestnut book, no wonder... the skyline of the suspense and horror world..."

He Yi opened his eyes slowly after a long while, and the panda gave He Yi a thump: "You're going to scare me to death!" He Yi glanced blankly, and suddenly he saw mynah, his eyes almost popped out.

"You...you're not dead?"

Fuck you!The panda lingered, then took a glass of water from the rabbit's hand, and sprinkled it on He Yi's face: "Wake up!"

After being washed by water, He Yi regained consciousness: "Just now I was reading Chestnut's book, it was too scary..."

He Yi took a breath and panted, "How...how did this book get on the bestseller list?"

"Are you scared like this by a cleaner cleaning glass?" Mynah held a chestnut book in his hand.

"The reason is that what you are looking at is the rules of the suspense and horror world." Rhino said once in a while, "People are looking for thrills now, such as Midnight Ringer and The Vampire Diaries are small cases."

"That's right, I've been reading Chestnut's book since I was in college. It's really scary. The six girls in our dormitory can still tremble with fright when we read it together."

Before, He Yi thought Chestnut was mentally retarded, but now, He Yi has changed, this is a mentally retarded person who can create terror.

So his house is a dump... for atmosphere?

But He Yi is very afraid of reading horror books, and the editor-in-charge is to read the works of his master and give his opinions. He Yi suddenly feels that the endless night is approaching...

Surrounded by editors, He Yi struggled to finish reading Chestnut's booklet. During the period, he fainted twice, but was woken up by the panda and the rabbit: "You need to overcome this fear." Then he continued to force him to read the book.

After He Yi hastily read it, Rhino shone a flashlight on his face like a doctor: "How does it feel?"

"One word, scare!"

In order to persuade Chestnut to sign the station contract, He Yi can be said to have broken his heart.

First, a call was made, and a gentle female voice sounded: "Sorry, the user you dialed has been shut down..."

I went to stay at Chestnut's house again, and no one came out at night, not even ordering takeaway.

Could it be that Chestnut was also the editor in charge of abuse, and he was polite before because he didn't know that He Yi was the editor?He Yi felt uneasy.The master is the master of the website, and the editor can't offend it.

Just when He Yi was about to withdraw from Mingjin, the elevator opened, and a familiar person came out, it was Chestnut.

"Hey, puffer fish, why is it you?"

He Yi paused: "I think we need to talk."

He Yi talked about the benefits of stationing several times, but Chestnut didn't seem to understand.

He Yi persuasively persuaded: "The level of the resident author is different from the contracted author. The resident author has a strong freedom..."

Chestnut rolled his eyes: "But it's better to sign a contract than not to sign a contract... If you don't sign a contract, you will only eat dirt..."

He Yi immediately felt the helplessness from the rational world and the contempt from the mentally retarded world.

In the end, He Yi asked dryly: "Since you are so persistent, then I won't persuade you. After you finish this book, what do you plan to write next?"

As soon as this was mentioned, Chestnut became excited and jumped up from the sofa: "I wrote about pyramids, medieval castles, primitive jungles, Stonehenge, modern cities, and deep deserts. I I had a brilliant idea two days ago."

"what?"

"The Great Wall." Chestnut said faintly, threw the white sheet into the air at once, turned off the lights, turned on the projection lights one by one, and continued gloomyly, "Undead under the Great Wall, bones. They grow in rainy days." , growl, cry..."

He Yi immediately stood up, "I'm going to go to the toilet!" He left the living room where the dark lights swam across the floor in turn, and the frenzied Chestnut who seemed to have a large group of undead roaring behind him.

"This author will definitely drive me crazy, for sure." He Yi muttered.

He Yi waited until Chestnut turned on the light in the living room before returning to the living room.

As soon as he got there, He Yi suddenly smelled a burnt smell, and smelled it again, it was from the kitchen.

"What is this?" He Yi stared at the black charcoal in the pot.

"Malatang, I heard that Malatang is delicious, I want to make it myself."

"Spicy? Spicy? Hot?" He Yi repeated woodenly, and suddenly thought of something, "Don't you think that adding chili and sesame oil to a hot pot is called Malatang?"

"Is not it?"

He Yi didn't bother to say much, and desperately shoveled off the black charcoal, threw it into the trash can, and there was another stench.

He Yi couldn't bear to live in such a mess by himself, so he washed the dishes, took out the trash, and dragged the chestnut out to eat.

Two people are in KFC.

"It's delicious, this fried chicken!" Chestnut was biting into the drumstick, excitedly saying incoherently, "I'll eat this every day from now on!"

He Yi, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, became vigilant: "Fried chicken can't be eaten every day, it's not good for your health."

He Yi had finished eating long ago, and saw that there were several chicken legs in the chestnut, so he couldn't help but take a look.

As soon as Chestnut saw his eyes, he quickly pushed a chicken leg to him, and He Yi was stunned.

Chestnut is very naive: "To be a human being, one must learn to share."

He Yi: ...

After the two of them were full of chicken drumsticks, He Yi went to the bookstore and bought some books.

He Yi patted Chestnut on the shoulder: "I didn't give you a gift when I saw you last time, so I decided to give you something meaningful." He said and stuffed a bag into Chestnut's hand.

When Chestnut returned home, he saw that those books were the complete set of "One Hundred Thousand Whys", which was also marked as a must-read for children to start enlightenment.

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