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He Yi is an editor, an editor of online articles. To be more specific, He Yi is an editor of danmei, plus his work unit, He Yi is an editor of the xx website in H City. To be more specific, it is: He Yi, male, 27 Years old, worked as an editor for three years in the Danmei group of a certain website, code-named Fugu.

He Yi has always been extremely satisfied with his life. He has a salary and is molested by the author. Why not do it?

He Yi got up early in the morning, washed up, and was ready to go out.As soon as he picked up the bag, he was smashed by the crumbling Huang Li.

I was a little annoyed, I picked up the almanac and looked at it, and saw four small green characters "everything is not suitable" in a small column, He Yi didn't believe this, the almanac was forced by He Yi's father to He Yi, saying that he couldn't throw it away He Yi reluctantly accepted the things left by the older generation, and threw them in a small corner of the vertical cabinet.

He Yi went out humming a song.

The rented house was not far from the subway station, and it was summer, and a group of aunts and uncles were lying at the bottom of the subway station.

Today, Sunday, not many people.

But He Yi bumped into someone.

A girl with big braids came up to her and started to introduce: "Hello, I'm from XX County (a remote village) in XX Province. I came here by train to meet netizens, but I didn't expect him to be a man. He still wanted to insult me, so I escaped while he was taking a shower, but I left in a hurry, and my wallet was on the table..."

When we great kind people hear it, what's the matter?I'm about to reach for my wallet.

A mouthful of hot air was blown on He Yi's neck, and one hand was placed on He Yi's shoulder. A security guard said to the girl, "Girl, if you don't have money, go to the police at the police station, and don't ask passers-by for money here."

The security guard held He Yi's shoulders and walked a few steps, and said a few words in He Yi's ear: "You don't know that this woman cheats money here every day. She looks like this today, and tomorrow she will put on makeup, change her hair, change her website and continue cheating." People, what kind citizens are being blackmailed?"

Before leaving, the security guard patted He Yi: "Be careful next time."

He Yi agreed, but the phone suddenly showed that there were only [-] levels of power. He reached into the bag to find the power bank, touched it, and was shocked.

Where is my wallet?He Yi immediately realized something, and shouted: "Catch the thief!" He quickly chased after the fake security guard. Seeing that the momentum was not good, the fake security guard ran away, and He Yi chased the fake security guard for more than half of the subway station. In the end, the fake security guard was held down by the real security guard.

A sharp-eyed female passenger yelled, "Why was your wallet stolen again?"

"how do you know?"

"Oh." The woman hated iron and steel, "I am from the police station next to me. I was the one who took you to the police station the last two times you came to the police station." As she spoke, she showed her gun, pulled out the handcuffs, and rubbed the policeman. Thief.

"Go, sister will take you to the police station."

As soon as the three of them entered the police station, the woman shouted to the policeman on duty: "Old Fang, look, it's this young man again. I remember that this is the fourth time he has come to take notes."

The policeman who was called Lao Fang came over and took a look at He Yi, and was amused: "It's true, the first time you put your mobile phone in your pocket and was stolen by a pickpocket; Took the piggy bank in your living room, so what this time?"

He Yi confessed, and the two of them leaned forward and back happily, Lao Fang smiled and said: "You really encountered a series of tricks, you are a good old man who is specially fooled, and so are liars, specially to deceive you."

After finishing the notes, the wallet was also taken away, and He Yi was about to leave.Lao Fang stopped him: "Xiao He, wait a minute." Lao Fang took out a stack of booklets from the counter and handed them to him, "I'll send you off."

He Yi turned it over: "Ten Routine of Liars at Subway Stations", "How to Be Safe at Home Alone", "Guide to Putting Grills"...

He Yi was very drunk.

He Yi walked out of the door, "Don't come here for the fifth time!"

The phone suddenly showed that the battery was less than 10%, so He Yi simply turned off the phone.

When He Yi got home, charged his phone, took a shower, lay down on the bed and was about to play with his phone, a call from the team leader suddenly appeared on his phone.

He Yi dialed and got connected.

"He Yi, you are really arrogant. You didn't answer the two calls you made. Do you know what it means to be impatient?" The group leader's angry voice came.

He Yi quickly apologized: "The team leader is sorry, my cell phone is turned off, please tell me if you have anything to say."

"Hey." The group leader sighed, "The orangutan in our group suddenly told me two days ago that he wanted to be a photographer. I thought he was joking. But today one of his staff texted me. He said he couldn’t be contacted. I couldn’t get through with QQ or phone. I searched the whole office to find his contact information, but I found a resignation application! This idiot hid the resignation application in my bookshelf Only ghosts can find out!"

He Yi asked with concern: "What about the orangutan? Can't get in touch?"

The team leader shouted: "Of course! I checked Weibo, my dear, the orangutan has already gone to the Maldives to gather folk songs, how can my hands be so long!"

No way!

"I'm a woman, and it's not easy to come to work in a big city from a small fishing village... Orangutan bastard, if you just send me the letter, I can report it and ask for help. There are six of us in the group. The orangutan is going to collect wind. Rabbit I went to Korea to make an appointment, mynah is on an IV in the hospital, the rhino is going to the head office to submit documents, and I'm preparing for the anniversary again... The orangutan hasn't ranked yet... God, why do you want to embarrass me as a woman... If the editor-in-chief I found out, I will definitely..." There was already a sobbing sound from the other end of the phone, "Salary deducted... I have an eighty-year-old mother... and a three-year-old child waiting for me to support..."

"Leader, I'll rank the orangutans." He Yi was most afraid of others crying.

"Okay, thank you, He Yi..." The team leader sniffed, turned off the bitter drama that was played loudly, and hung up the phone.

The team leader sent the gorilla's account number and login password, and He Yi was shocked when he logged in to the website.

Damn, not only is this guy not ranking, but he hasn't punished the authors who didn't meet the word count requirements. What's even more frightening is... there are a bunch of emails from authors applying for contracts lying in the mailbox.

The northeast wind blows and blows...

He Yi opened the orangutan's author group and processed the list. The authors were excited, thinking that the orangutan had returned.

"Orangutan, have you been sucked into outer space and just come back now? Do you know that I spent my soul codewords just for the next week's list..."

"Did your girlfriend want the orangutan? That's why you disappeared..." with a wretched expression.

"How can you talk about orangutans like that?" An angry expression followed, "He's just got his brain trapped by the door."

He Yi: "..." No wonder the orangutan is changing careers.

Suddenly a line of words with gold fonts appeared on the screen, and He Yi saw that the author marked it as a great god.He Yi clicked on the group members again and saw that in the list of more than 100 people, there was only one empty big god, and most of the others were small transparent ones, and the rest were almost all small cells or small corpses.Unlike He Yi's, there are many small pinks, and the rest are basically small transparent.

The pseudonym of the great god is Chestnut, and I saw him post a sentence: Orangutan, why did my font change color when posting?

sweat!You are a great god, why don’t you even know the common sense that this small cell understands.He Yi thought to himself.

Chestnut posted a screenshot: "Look, there is no column to change the font."

He Yi: "You hide the font bar, just open it."

Chestnut: How to open it?

He Yi posted a series of pictures and explained in detail how to open the font bar.

There is a small transparency: the orangutan is very patient today, it will not be... a "you know".

Another little transparency: "Laughing", the girlfriend is very cool...

He Yi was speechless.

After 1 minute, the interface displayed that xx and xx (just those two little transparent ones) were banned by the administrator for five hours.

Isn't that administrator Chestnut...

There are a few little transparent speeches: "Administrator is amazing!" Angry expressions.

After 30 seconds, those little transparent people were also banned...

Busy until two o'clock in the morning, He Yi sent a message to the team leader:

Team leader I'm done.

Too sleepy, He Yi unconsciously typed a few times under the keyboard.

"Except for that great god in the group of orangutans, the quality is really low!"