Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

Since getting in touch with Ji Lang, the first time I fought with him was because he insisted on walking the bird.

The second fight was because I wanted to fuck him.

The interval between this is not very long, and I didn't expect the relationship between the two of us to change so quickly... The behavior of me punching him in the stomach unexpectedly in order to fuck him must be because he was walking the bird retribution for his hooliganism.

"Hmm..." Ji Lang clutched his stomach, his expression twisted, "Damn it, you...you usually don't seem to have half a catty of strength...now you're ruthless again."

"In ancient times, how many men fought to the death for the right to mate. Only those who win will survive. I just used a little bit of strength. This is the sincerity between people. I'm going to fuck you. If you show some housekeeping skills, don't you pay little attention to you?"

Ji Lang looked at me from the corner of his eye, "Hao Yu, you're guilty, and you argue when you're nervous."

"..." He farted, I only said so much in front of him, and I wouldn't open my mouth if it were someone else.

Ji Lang was still clutching his stomach, with a painful expression on his face, I was a little panicked, did I really beat him to internal bleeding because of such unscrupulous means on the top?

Fuck, I might be the cruelest man ever, "What the hell happened to you?"

Ji Lang gritted his teeth, "I'm holding back, you're going to make shit out of me with one punch..."

"..."

Shit, Ji Lang can really destroy the atmosphere. When he's romantic, he's clumsy and cowardly, but when he's disgusting, he can poke his heart. I'm convinced.

But Hao, Xueba, Gao Leng, Cleanliness, Yu, I really don’t want to be a shit-stirring stick from the bottom of my heart, so I unconsciously carried a bit of disgust in my tone, “You have to hurry and go to the toilet .”

Don't leave it here, disgusting people.

"Don't," Ji Lang lay on my chest, greasy to death, "You won't die if you get punched, and I can take more storms, come on, continue to ravage me! Then I will fight back against you."

I think Ji Lang is serious.

I asked him, "Do you remember when you said you would never hit me again?"

Ji Lang looked up at me affectionately: "I remember."

"En..." His back was hairy, but he just remembered, if he didn't dare to really fight back, my chances of winning would be better, after all, I dared to really beat him.

Ji Lang: "Do you think I'm reluctant to beat you up?"

"Yes." Gouzi became smarter and a little overwhelmed.

"I'm really reluctant, but I'm willing to fuck...you," Ji Lang said seriously, "If you hit me, I'll take off your clothes, press your legs to prevent you from moving, and then take your weak fist Lovingly touching your head and tying your arms on top of your head, seeing you pleading and struggling under me, inadvertently revealing your tender waist and sexy collarbone, I will rape you first, after that……"

It is strongly recommended that Ji Lang write a small yellow book and sell it, and he will come as soon as he opens his mouth, and talk nonsense.

"Okay, don't talk about it, let's go to bed." I can't beat it again and again, and I can't beat it. You ask me what it feels like to be desperate?I am always online to answer you.

"Hao Yu, you may not be suitable to be on it."

"Why?" Didn't I chirp?Even a 5cm chirp can have a dream on it, right?I'm at least 17 centimeters, not to mention still developing!

Ji Lang hugged me and lay on the bed together. He clicked on his post and quickly typed a line, "Let the wide-eyed masses see if you are suitable for it."

The so-called man conquers nature, even if everyone disagrees with something, as long as I want to do it, I can do it. I don't need everyone's criticism. Everyone thinks I can't do it and I don't believe it, but Ji Lang has already posted the post.

[Old Landlord: Everyone says Xueba is funny or not?He wants to fuck me but he doesn't want to be a shit stirrer. Is this a clean freak? [What are you beeping, I can't hear you.jpg]]

[Second floor: Really, what are you afraid of, manly man, what's the matter with the shit, whoever doesn't mind whoever comes up, if the boss doesn't mind, let the boss go. [Are you a devil.jpg]]

[Third floor: Brother 2, Xueba is so handsome, he was born to enjoy it, how can he be made to work hard. [B number, free heart.jpg]]

[Fourth floor: What's the fun in stirring up the foundation but not in the shit?What are we assholes looking at?Xueba lets go of the masturbator, let the brave masturbation come to the anus, okay? [It’s not your turn to speak.jpg]]

Damn, the words on the screen are full of hot words, Ji Lang asked his fans in his post, everyone must support him, I can't believe this.

Me: "I can't believe this, they are all facing you."

Ji Lang: "I call it what the people want, you can't accept it."

I had nothing to say, Ji Lang said again, "Well, we don't have to fight anymore, I am willing to compromise, compromise forever, but you know I'm lazy, we don't need to make preparations, you come directly, when do you want to fight?" When you want to go, where you want to be, you can do whatever position you want to play, I love you so much, I will listen to you, okay?"

"..." Damn, everyone in the post told me that as long as I do it with you, I will be a shit-stirring stick, my holy hands want to... "Then I want me to give you an enema first?"

Ji Lang shook his head, "Well, if they don't drink, come directly."

Damn it, he must have disgusted me on purpose, I said angrily, "Forget it."

Ji Lang was helpless: "Okay, don't you can't do it? Forget it? Don't regret it."

"Don't provoke me."

"Okay." Ji Lang put down his phone, picked up the case, and rode on me, "Anyway, I don't mind, as long as it's you, even if I don't take a shower for 20 days, I'll be able to shave my mouth."

"..." I'm in so much pain, are other couples disgusted like this when they get along with each other? I'm worrying too much..."

"Then I started?"

I turned my head to the side in despair, Ji Lang patted my face, "Hey, are you angry? Don't want to fuck?"

"No."

"Such a simple and rude answer, I must be angry."

I shook my head, "No."

Ji Lang pressed me, and slowly stuffed the cover back under the pillow, "Don't be afraid, I have no intention of touching you."

"why?"

"I'm leaving tomorrow. If you really do it, you will definitely feel uncomfortable. I can't leave you alone. I'm not a beast. I'm just playing with you. I'm happy to see you shy."

"Oh," he is quite sweet?But I was not very happy, I decided not to make him so happy, I said, "Ji Lang..."

"kindness?"

"actually……"

Ji Lang: "What?"

"I have hemorrhoids."

Ji Lang: "..."

He was silent for a long time, and I said again, "I also like spicy food very much. If I can't eat spicy food, I might as well die early and be born sooner. Compared with eating spicy food, what is a partner?"

Ji Lang: "..."

"What's wrong with you?" I patted his face.

Ji Lang cheered up and shook his head, "It's okay, I'm going to the bathroom."

He went into the toilet with a cigarette and mobile phone, and came out in about half an hour.

He came over and covered my nose for me, "The smell of smoke is choking."

Ji Lang casually put his phone on the table, "I'll go out to catch a breath." He went to the balcony.

I turned on his phone, clicked into the browser, and saw his search history.

[If you have hemorrhoids, will eating spicy food affect your bowel movement? 】

[After analing my partner, if he has hemorrhoids, can he still eat spicy food? 】

[Hemorrhoids, will my boyfriend be addicted to eating spicy food affect his health? 】

[Can hemorrhoids be cured? 】

【How to deal with Gide's hemorrhoids? 】

[The subject has hemorrhoids, how many times can I anal him a week? 】