Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

Ruan Xuehai looked at Ji Lang in horror, "Take off your clothes? No, you have too much taste."

"Nonsense, you are obviously very excited," Ji Lang pointed at his nose, "Tell me, who do you want to see take off?"

Ruan Xuehai's eyes drifted to Qiu Hong who had walked away, "He must be very tired..."

"Take off your clothes even more when you're tired, brother, be honest with your own heart," Ji Lang pointed at Ruan Xuehai's conscience earnestly.

In fact, I think these two people are really boring, so I followed Qiu Hong to the room.

Ji Lang and Ruan Xuehai went downstairs to buy playing cards by themselves, and when they came up, each of them carried a big bag.

"Buying so many?" I was surprised, "the trunk can't even fit."

"Not much, not much, it's all for food anyway." Ruan Xuehai said and threw the bag on the bed with a clatter.

Of course I knew it was for food, so I casually looked through it, and found chicken feet, spicy strips, crispy noodles, bread, and beer. Come on, I bought all the junk food.

Qiu Hong glanced at the bag and asked me, "Is there any bread?"

Actually, I don't know... I looked at Ruan Xuehai, and from the corner of my eye I noticed that Ji Lang was looking at me.

"Yes! Yes!" Ruan Xuehai immediately rummaged through the bag, "Which one do you eat? With or without filling?"

Qiu Hong was stunned for a moment, "There are sandwiches."

Ruan Xuehai nodded and bowed, "Hey, sweets with fillings! Here!"

Ji Lang and I were dumbfounded, but we know what our grandson looks like.

Qiu Hong was probably really hungry. After eating the bread, he opened a box of instant noodles in the hotel and asked us by the way, "Are you hungry?"

Ruan Xuehai shook his head, "I'm waiting to eat hand-caught mutton tomorrow, so you should eat less."

Qiu Hong nodded, "En."

Qiu Hong said he didn't want to eat, and then honestly started to boil hot water to prepare instant noodles. He turned on the TV again, and the sound from the news broadcast filled the whole room, and the atmosphere was not so embarrassing.

Ruan Xuehai held his backpack in his hand, hesitating for a long time, not knowing which bedside cabinet it should be placed on.

With sharp eyes, Ji Lang took our bags and put them down nearby, "Hao Yu and I share a bed, you go over there."

Ruan Xuehai looked at Qiu Hong, then at me, and asked him, "Brother Qiu Hong, are you okay?"

Qiu Hong said, "No, what else can I do."

Put your luggage there, and people sleep there at night.

But Qiu Hong's tone... I found that he is more skinny and solid than before.

Ruan Xuehai happily put his schoolbag on the bedside cabinet behind Qiu Hong, then walked over on tiptoe, with a fishy expression on his face, which really made me feel scared for him.

Ruan Xuehai asked: "Hao Yu, come on, let's play cards."

I said, "No."

Ruan Xuehai persisted: "Come on, come on, why are you shy?"

"No, no, I'm not shy." I just don't want to play.

Just a joke, how could I come here, just look at their bets, take off your clothes if you lose... People are like this, once they force it, they are easy to fail, the more I don't want to lose, the more I will lose.

Although I usually think that luck is not bad, but on such a matter of face, I really dare not make casual bets.

Ruan Xuehai stared at me for a long time without speaking, as if he was angry, he stared at me and said, "Don't be so stingy, you don't necessarily lose, don't you want to see us lose?"

Me: "Sorry, I really don't want to see it."

Ruan Xuehai was stunned, choked by my indifference, and asked again: "Don't you really want to see us take off our clothes?"

"I really don't want to." He was joking, how could it be possible, what's so good about them, seeing hot eyes, the loss outweighs the gain.

And if a roomful of men take off their clothes together, won't they be misunderstood by anti-pornography people?

Can't understand them.

Ji Lang finally couldn't bear it any longer, and grabbed my arm, "Hao Yu, let's take it off together, let's take it off."

Me: "What?"

"Bah, let's play!" Ji Lang almost bit his own tongue, "Play for a while, otherwise it would be boring, come out to play, the happiest thing is actually on the road."

"...Unreasonable," I looked at him for a long time without knowing what to say, "Then what should I do if I lose?"

Ji Lang turned his head to look at the quilt on the bed and said, "I allow you to shrink into the quilt."

Qiu Hong seemed to glance at us over there, and then slowly made instant noodles.

"Come on," Ruan Xuehai pulled me to sit on the bed, "When you were young, didn't you like to pester you to learn how Brother Hai played cards with you? Forgot it so soon?"

I:"……"

Ji Lang looked at me, "I like riding horses and playing cards, right?"

"En..." Ji Lang hated to inquire about my preferences from others.

He asked me, "What else do you like?"

I really don’t understand, but it’s completely unnecessary for him to be jealous of Ruan Xuehai. I said, “No more.”

"Are you sure you don't have anything else to like?"

"you?"

"Yeah." Ji Lang nodded.

"It's childish."

In the end, I still couldn't resist the lustful power of these two people, and succumbed to a deck of playing cards. Ruan Xuehai looked at Qiu Hong many times, and finally dared to speak, "Brother Hong, Brother Hong."

"Huh?" Qiu Hong's instant noodles were half gone.

I saw Ruan Xuehai swallowed, and he said, "Brother, let's play, let's play together."

Qiu Hong waved his hand, "You play."

"No, let's go out to play together, don't keep getting in with us."

"You've already used you, so I don't have to act like an elder." Qiu Hong said.

Ruan Xuehai slapped himself, "I think I said something wrong, brother, please, play with us?"

Ji Lang fanned the flames beside him, "How can it be enough to play? Play for a while, and sleep after playing for a while, okay?"

The two of you talked to each other, and Qiu Hong kept hiccupping after eating the instant noodles he made, "Don't play, you play, I will rest for a while."

Ruan Xuehai urged again, "Tomorrow, if you walk forward, you will be on a small road. It's very leisurely. Don't be afraid. Although I don't have a license, I'm still a veteran driver. I can help you."

Qiu Hong seemed to want to agree, but was hesitant, so I simply helped, "Brother Hong, let's play together for a while? Anyway, I'm not in a hurry to leave tomorrow, at most, I'll sleep more."

Qiu Hong looked up at me, then nodded, "OK."

Me: "..." I'll go, he agreed too soon, right?Sure enough, Ji Lang's resentful little eyes glanced over again.

Ruan Xuehai and Qiu Hong each took a chair, and Ji Lang and I sat on the bed and started playing cards around the foot of the bed.

"Is it true that you take off your clothes if you lose?" I turned around and asked Ji Lang.

Ji Lang looked around at everyone and said, "Depends on the situation, drink first."

"kindness."

The two people sitting on the stool didn't say anything, and I didn't care anymore. I could clearly feel that Ji Lang was helping me in the first fight. It happened that the two of us were together, fighting Ruan Xuehai and Qiu Hong, Ji Lang After trying so hard to let me win first, then Ruan Xuehai left, and finally Ji Lang and Qiu Hong faced off.

The secret hope in my heart is that Qiu Hong will lose. It seems that I am also a bad guy. It seems that I am reluctant to let Qiu Hong play along. In fact, I am still a fool in my heart. If Qiu Hong loses too much, he will take off his clothes. If I take off all my irons, won't it be easy to confess?

Or, give Qiu Hong a chance to let Ruan Xuehai confess his love. After all, he seems to be a mature man, and he seems to be in a lower position. He might be embarrassed to chase after Ruan Xuehai.

Sure enough, with my silent prayer, Qiu Hong lost.

"Tuotuotuo!" Ruan Xuehai shouted loudly.

Qiu Hong said nothing, opened a can of beer, and blew to the bottom.

Ruan Xuehai stopped slapping his hands, stared at Qiu Hong's lips and said, "Good drinker..."

"..." I really know how to flatter, a can of beer, what is the limit for drinking.

Then we played again, Ji Lang and I were opponents, he still sent me away first, and played a small card to take me.

"Ji Lang, it's boring for you to do this," Ruan Xuehai pushed Ji Lang, "We are in the same group."

"Isn't Hao Yu your iron son? What's wrong with me helping you?" Ji Lang asked back.

Ruan Xuehai subconsciously said, "You fucking are helping the wife, bullying us single dogs, right?"

Qiu Hong really gave me a meaningful look, I threw a knife at Ruan Xuehai, is he an idiot, can't he say that Ji Lang is my wife in front of outsiders?

Seeing my unfriendly expression, Ji Lang made a quick decision, "What are you talking about, I am Hao Yu's wife."

"Oh, that's right, that's right." Ruan Xuehai agreed.

Ji Lang looked at me triumphantly, and I said: Fuck, the effect doesn't feel right.

I bought a total of six bottles of beer. In the end, I drank one bottle, Ji Lang drank three bottles, Ruan Xuehai one bottle and Qiu Hong one bottle. He loses a lot.

There was no more wine, everyone's spirits rose, and the losers took off their clothes.

"Hey, wait." Ji Lang called to stop.

Ruan Xuehai shuffled the cards excitedly, "What's the matter? The game has just begun."

"I'm in a hurry to urinate." Ji Lang waved his hands and ran to the bathroom, and then we outside heard his free voice. I looked back and saw that the toilet in the hotel is so shameful. If two people on a business trip What can colleagues do?The glass in the toilet is frosted, what's the difference between it and transparent, and it's not soundproof. Ji Lang's urgency seems to be magnified five times...

What a shame to think of such a design.

Ji Lang came back just in time to deal the cards.

My cards were particularly bad, so I said, "Ji Lang, don't send me away this time."

"Hey," Ruan Xuehai blocked my cards to prevent Ji Lang from peeking, "I don't want to take people like you, I don't care who is against who is always in collusion."

Ji Lang smiled, "It's okay, then you lose, and if you lose, take it off, just in time I drank some dog pee, and I'm a little hot."

"..." Mom sold three bottles of beer to whom?

But in the end I still lost.

To be honest, it’s okay to be shirtless in front of boys, and everyone is acquainted, but my problem is that I can’t let it go... It’s fine if I take it off, wouldn’t it be embarrassing if I’m the only one taking it off?

"Hao Yu, take off," Ruan Xuehai blushed excitedly, "Hurry up, you are a cultural person, understand the rules, don't break the rules."

"..." Damn it, I want to help him undress Qiu Hong, it's really a good intention to pay someone else.

Ji Lang probably knew that I was embarrassed to take it off, so he looked at the quilt, "Can Hao Yu take off his pants first?"

"All right, all right, take off your pants and get under the bed." Ruan Xuehai said.

I thought, okay, the quilt is my fig leaf, no problem.

Then I got under the quilt and took off my pants, and the three big men watched me wriggle and take off my pants... When did I, Hao Yu, do such a shameful thing.

"Fuck, don't look at me, why do I feel...it's weird." Fortunately, I was wearing boxer shorts, in fact, it's okay even if it was exposed, and then I came out of the quilt openly, otherwise it would be hidden. Not a man anymore.

Ji Lang stared at my legs, looked at them for a long time and said, "You should cover them up fucking." Then he took a pillow towel and put it on my lap.

"..." Whatever he wants.

It was meant to take off Qiu Hong's clothes, but I kept remembering it... But I lost the second fight again. Now, with only my underwear and top left, which one should I take off?