Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

"It's your cabin, not our love cabin."

"That's right, that's right, what you said is that the house we bought ourselves will be called the hut we love." Ji Lang said cheekily.

In fact, what I mean is to let him stop being so disgusting when he speaks, just be normal, he must love the hut, hut, hut... I am also convinced.

Ji Lang opened his bedroom door and made a standard "please" gesture to me from a British butler, and said in a correct tone: "Welcome to come."

"En..." I opened my eyes and saw that Ji Lang's bedroom was no different from other children's bedrooms, and even had a messy kennel, I couldn't believe it, "Ji Lang...that sock on your bed is Is it hard?"

As soon as Ji Lang looked over, he suddenly became furious, turned around and ran downstairs, I heard him shout, "Mom! Why is my bed still the same as it was before I left last month!"

Aunt Yang's voice came from downstairs, "Where is your father! Go find your father! This time he should clean up your room, I don't know anything."

I heard Ji Lang's father say again, "What, Man He, I was the one who cleaned up last time, this time it's your turn."

Aunt Yang was not convinced, "What should I do, what about Ji Lang? Ji Lang, don't you have a hand! Just clean it up yourself!"

I heard Ji Lang shout again, "The floor tiles in my house are covered with moss, I don't think you know it! Do you still have my poor son in your heart!"

Father Ji: "Impossible, your house faces the sun."

"It's not a question of whether the sun is sunny or not, it's a question of a man's face. I happily introduced my bedroom to Hao Yu, but do you know how my socks look like a bird on the bed after not washing them for a month!"

Ji Lang's mother said, "Stop talking, why didn't you wash it by yourself? It sounds disgusting to me."

Ji Lang was still jumping, "I'm really angry! You are traveling far away! Everyone is busy before leaving, look at you, what are you doing! Before I left, did you say that I have no time to clean up, you all promised to be good, Tell me to take care of my house!"

"What are you pretending to be? When was your room not so messy? When Hao Yu comes, you will be embarrassed. I will let Hao Yu see what you are like in private. Don't try to pretend."

Ji Lang was very angry, "Then I also learned from you, from you, mom, you are lazy than my dad."

"Hey, yes, I'm lazy, but your dad doesn't dislike me, so you can learn from me, try to learn and see if Hao Yu dislikes you."

"He...he doesn't dislike me..."

"Okay, okay, I'll tidy up the guest room for Hao Yu. Where do you like to sleep? Let's see if you have a long memory. You're such a big kid, and you still don't know how to pack your own things. Even if Hao Yu dislikes you, he is too embarrassed to say so."

Ji Lang's father is right, I'm really embarrassed to say, I just threw it away for him.

"Really? Is it packed? I'll go to the guest room to check." Ji Lang ran up again.

I retreated into the corridor and saw Ji Lang go up the stairs and enter the first room on the left, then he showed his head and waved at me, "Come on, come on."

After I went there, I felt that the guest room was a fucking room for people to live in.

Ji Lang sighed, "Hey, they don't love me anymore anyway."

It may be that Ji Lang's room is too dirty. Uncle Ji and Aunt Yang feel helpless. I also think of how Ji Lang threw his clothes all over the floor when he first arrived at the attic, but Aunt Yang is indifferent as if she didn't see it. , it seems that his family is really insensitive to whether Ji Lang will clean up.

The guest room is warmer than Ji Lang's bedroom, and the quilt smells like sunshine. Don't tell me it smells like dead mites. I won't listen. I think most people feel good when they smell the quilt that has been exposed to the sun.

me too.

Ji Lang pointed to the big bed, "Hao Yu, do you think my parents know about our affairs? Look, they let the two of us sleep in the same room."

"Can you stop scaring me." I'm not ready to be known by Ji Lang's family, he really makes me feel at a loss...

Ji Lang made a comfortable trip to the bed, "Come on, baby, come into my arms, let me love you well."

I kind of queasy, "Fuck, can you please stop using redundancies, I ate too much at night."

"Bao'er, you're swearing." Ji Lang showed a confused and innocent look in his eyes.

"..."

"Bao Er, below the guest room is the bedroom of the couple."

"..." This guy Ji Lang scares me just enough to scare me. Sure enough, I even walk lightly.

Ji Lang laughed wildly, patting the bed board and laughing, "Hahaha! Are you particularly afraid of us making noise now?"

I nodded.

Ji Lang's smile became more and more sinister, and he suddenly got up and rushed towards me.

"Damn it..." I was brought down by the huge inertia brought by him, and the second my back was about to hit the wall, I was hugged tightly by him again.

He said, "Shhhhhh now you just have to speak out and my parents can hear you."

"..."

Then Ji Lang began to put his arms around me and push me onto the bed. In the end, I tripped over the bed legs and fell on the bed. Ji Lang bullied himself on top of me, "Can I kiss now? Give you a birthday kiss."

"Aren't you afraid of being heard by your parents when you say such things?"

"Don't be afraid, the worst result is to be beaten up, but you can't, you are more shameless than me." Ji Lang said truthfully.

"you are right."

"So, tonight, listen to me obediently, hehehe..." It's really wretched.

I pushed Ji Lang's chest with my hands, "I think you don't have to act so perverted..."

"No, I've been holding it in for a long time. It's your birthday today. Let's take a bath together?"

"...Why can I use my birthday as an excuse for everything?"

"Wash, wash, let's wash together."

"Reject, firmly refuse."

"Then I'll wash it for you and rub your ass for you."

"You... get out of here."

"No matter, I will wash with you. If you don't wash with me, I will drag you. You can struggle hard. We stomped their ceilings, and then they ran in panic Look, isn't it exciting to find us fighting naked?" Ji Lang shamed me in different ways.

Me: "Stimulation..."

"Walk, let me rub your back."

To be honest, the guest room is larger than Ji Lang's bedroom, and better decorated than his bedroom, especially the bathroom, which shocked me.

"Why does a guest room have such a big bathtub?" I asked Ji Lang.

"There are no other rooms in our house, only the guest room." Ji Lang replied.

"why?"

"In order to make the guests living in my home feel sufficiently respected, we give the guests the most luxurious enjoyment and luxury, try to make them feel at home, and come back next time."

"...It seems like your family runs a hotel."

Ji Lang nodded, "It's mainly because of our hospitality, really."

"All right, all right, you sound the best," I walked in the bathroom, wandering back and forth, when I reached the door, I suddenly pushed Ji Lang who was leaning on the door frame out and locked the door inside.

Ji Langmeng was circled, and slammed on the door outside, "Damn it! Hao Yu! We agreed to take a shower together! Open the door!"

Me: "We didn't agree, I'll wash it first, soon."

"Open the door quickly, or I'll ask my mother for the key, and I'll sue!"

"Fool, go now." Ignoring Ji Lang's howling outside the door, I quickly turned on the faucet to take a bath.

To tell you the truth, Ji Lang's family would definitely like it if they opened a hotel. They have everything from disposable toiletries to bath towels.

With the sound of rushing water, I heard Ji Lang singing heart-piercingly outside the door, intermittently sounding heartbroken, "Hao Yu... Hao Yu, I love you... just like Ji Lang loves Hao Yu... "

embarrassed.

When I came out of the wash, Ji Lang was squatting at the door playing with his phone.

Me: "Why are you squatting here?"

Ji Lang looked up at me, and then saw that I was only wearing a bath towel, his eyes lit up immediately, and he just stretched out his hand, lifting the only covering on my body.

I:"……"

"Fuck, you're not wearing anything..." He seemed about to have a nosebleed.

"Your family didn't provide good service this time, and didn't prepare new underwear." And I didn't bring any, and I didn't want to wear unwashed ones.

"What new underwear are you wearing..." Ji Lang's voice became smaller and smaller, he put his phone on the ground, and stood up as he spoke.

I pulled the towel and ran to the bed, and then buried myself in the bed, "Stop messing around! You go take a shower! Find me a new pair of underwear by the way, okay?"

"Don't...don't ask me, don't talk to me like this, you are soft on me, you know, I am easy to soften...you just resist me a little bit, let's feel forced and forced together Forced pleasure." Ji Lang stopped and threw himself on the bed.

"No, Ji Lang, please, bring me a new pair of underwear."

"Only the ones that have been worn by me but washed clean, or you are naked, which one do you choose?" He asked.

"Stop moaning, bring it quickly."

"Wait for me." Ji Lang ran back to his bedroom and brought me a new pair of underwear after a while.

I laughed, "Didn't you say you wore it?"

"I'll just see if you dislike me. If you dislike me, then I will deliberately give you the one I wore. If you think it is acceptable, then I will give you a new one."

Be careful with tricks.

I said, "OK, I see."

Then Ji Lang happily went to take a shower without closing the door at all.

I heard the sound of water in the bathroom mixed with Ji Lang's ugly singing, and he was singing Hao Yu Hao Yu, I love you... I wondered if it was Ji Lang's parents' bedroom below us.

Ji Lang's cell phone was thrown at the door of the bathroom. I took my cell phone out of my pocket and clicked on his post. After reading it twice, I felt a mouthful of thick blood in my throat.

I guessed that Ji Lang must be acting aggressive, but I didn't expect him to be so aggressive.

[Landlord: I'm home. [You're welcome, come here, what do you want.jpg]]

[Second floor: What house?whose home? [How are you stupid fufu.jpg]]

[Third floor: Does this home have other meanings? [Dog bag.jpg]]

[Fourth floor: That's right, for example, does this home have anything to do with your chicken? The landlord's chicken has come to a certain gentle township? [First class.jpg]]

[Fifth floor: Fuck, a home run?So fast? [This is too fucking cute, give me a hug.jpg]]

[Sixth Floor: Convinced, 4th brother must be a tough guy, and [-]th brother will also think about it. To be honest, if I am disappointed, I will be very painful. [Come, come, let me show you a baby.jpg]]

[Old Landlord: It's my home... It's not what everyone thinks for the time being, but happy days will always come, won't they. [Mysterious Smile.jpg]]

[Eighth floor: The landlord is going home now?It's Xueba's birthday, you left him to go home alone?I found that you are very incapable of being a human being. [Don't call me daddy, I'm not your daddy.jpg]]

[Ninth floor: Don't get excited, maybe the host brought Xueba back. 】

[Old Landlord: Yes, maybe the facts are different from what you think. I didn’t go home alone. I brought Xueba back to meet my parents. [I really love you.jpg]]

[Eleventh floor: It's like coming out of the closet. I bet you won't fart even if you're a masturbator. [What are you doing.jpg]]

[Original: Don't do this, once you provoke me, I will come out easily. [Why do you always have so much to say.jpg]]

[The thirteenth floor: Well, don't provoke the master when you get home, they are still in high school, although the master is not good at studying, but Xueba is a good seedling and must be protected, and who knows if the two of them will be blessed by the family? , In case it affects the feelings and affects the study, the loss outweighs the gain. [Be nice to me.jpg]]

[Fourteenth Floor: Yes, I agree with Brother 13. There will be more opportunities in the future. I hope you two will keep a low profile now. After all, there must be pressure to be a top student. You have to take care of your studies and have a relationship with a mentally retarded person. You must be tired. . [Silent beep beep.jpg]]

[Original: Everyone is good, we really don't plan to come out at the moment, but today I found that I love him more than I imagined, my baby is a poor little one, only I love him and love him. 】

[Sixteenth Floor: What a pain ♂ he loves ♂ him. [You dirty and shameless bitch.jpg]]

[Original poster: Really, we had dinner with my parents at night, and my family likes him very much. [Hold.jpg]]

[Eighteenth Floor: But this has nothing to do with Luzhu, it's Xueba himself who attracts people. [Can you eat me, bah.jpg]]

[Original poster: Besides, he is just a little sticky cake now, he comes to my house, and sneaks into my bedroom after dinner. [Stimulus.jpg]]

[Twenty Floor: That Xueba must want to do something embarrassing with the boss, how could he be so proactive. [Can't stand it, can't stand it.jpg]]

[Floor 21: Drilling into the bedroom, exciting, is there a mandarin duck bath? [The eyes of the crowd looking forward to.jpg]]

[Original: You are so impure, how can you take a mandarin duck bath? Dare Xueba did invite me to take a bath together, but I honestly refused. 】

[Floor 23: What the host said is that Xueba is really indiscreet, how could he do such a shameless thing when he came to your house for the first time! [Wow!It’s really so powerful.jpg]]

[Original: That's right, we've just been together, and he can't leave me anymore, always shouting behind me, husband, husband, I love you, I'm tired of hearing it. 】

[Floor 25: Mom was a critic, I almost believed it, the main thing is to change the last sentence "Husband, husband, I love you" into "Fuck you idiot, get out", I really believed it. 】

[Floor 26: Yes, master, your disguise is still not good enough. [Happy everyone, I'm leaving.jpg]]

[Floor 27: It's really sad. The host is guarding his wife but he can only enjoy his mouth on the Internet. When it's time to do something, he's scared. [I'm fine, I'm really fine.jpg]]

[Floor 28: In terms of lip service, no one dares to call himself number two if the poster is the first, only the poster really. 】

[Original: Very good, you managed to piss me off. Tonight, the host will show you what a real man is! 】

[Thirty floor: Wow, man!Let's see what a man is! [Horse's Red Chicken.jpg]]

[Floor 31: Muster up the courage to take down Xueba!Strip him naked, you can! [Come on, die.jpg]]

Ji Lang, who was about to be a man, was taking a shower excitedly. I clicked on my post and posted a new one to clarify.

[Landlord: However, the truth is often unexpected. 】

[Second floor: What?Does the landlord mean that the landlord next door didn't catch up with you? [I don't listen, I don't listen.jpg]]

[Third floor: Or change the way of thinking, the two are indeed together, but...]

[Fourth floor: Well... Maybe we have reversed the offense? [Ignore and ignore bastard is you.jpg]]

[Fifth floor: Fuck, panic, is mental retardation the result? 】

[Sixth floor: Shocked...extremely shocked. [Shocked to find no emoticons.jpg]]

Very good, my goal has been achieved.

[Seventh floor: Impossible, I was the client in the western restaurant that day, I have seen the height of the mentally retarded and Xueba. 】

Damn, I'm going to be mad.

[Eighth floor: Hahahahahaha touch Xueba]

[Ninth floor: Huluhulu Maoer, pitiful, the building has not been built yet...]

[Tenth Floor: Hahahaha Xueba doesn’t hurt or hurts, I’ll treat you like a mentally handicapped landlord and give you an injection. 】

[Tenth floor: The snoring snoring hairy hahahahaha can't go on snoring anymore, what the hell, Xueba is so cute! 】

turn off turn off!what a post!What little angels!

The problem of height is not the size of Jiji, how can such a conclusion be easily drawn!It's really bullying too much!

When Ji Lang came out of the bathroom, he went to lock the door of the guest room, and then trotted over, shouting excitedly, "Baby Yu, I'm here~"

"..." MDZZ.

Standing in front of the bed, he pinched his waist in his underwear and said, "Let me in quickly."

I said, "We each share a quilt."

"No, I want to hug you and do nothing." Ji Lang seemed to beg for mercy.

I know the routine, Ji Lang's language system is outdated.

Ji Lang: "Really, trust me."

I watched him stay silent, and he said, "Really, I'm dissatisfied, I won't do anything out of line."

"Really? But I'm eighteen years old."

"How would I know if you didn't tell me? Our socialist successors never tell lies."