Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

[Tenth Floor: Steal what? It's clearly robbery. [Forget about him, I will steal the electric car to support you. jPg]]

[Original: I'm sorry, I'm so excited, I got the wrong number]

Ji Lang said: "See, you don't even have an emoji package in your phone. I don't think I can express my meaning properly."

I asked him, "Did you do it on purpose?"

And pretending to have the wrong number... Look at you, you are really a showman now.

Ji Lang patted my head, "Shhh - there are too many people who have sent you private messages. I am not strong enough to fight. If I can't scold them, I have to give them a blow first. I will climb over and scold them one by one another day. Gou Xuelin's head."

"..."

"Don't delete those chat records of yours, I will punish you if there is one less, and I will scold you one by one when the time comes," Ji Lang patted his thigh and sighed, "Okay, now I want to log in to my own account to wash myself For nothing."

Alright, I want to see Ji Lang, the dramatist.

"Hao Yu, stay at our house with Ji Lang tonight. Auntie will send you back to study tomorrow. Do you think it's okay?"

Ji Lang's sudden speech made me startled even though I was always psychologically excellent, I nodded quickly, "Okay, I heard your Ji Lang raised his eyebrows and smiled at me, "Why are you so obedient? my heart. "

"Get out." The main reason is that we slept together in the attic anyway, and I would feel embarrassed if we went to another place for no reason.

Ji Lang just lowered his head to play with his phone. I received an update reminder from my side, and he has already sent it.

[Old Landlord: I was excited just now, and accidentally posted a post using Xueba's account. "Yeah, so what. jPg]]

[Second floor: What's going on, shouldn't Xueba break with you? [I allow you to run a marathon first. jPg”]

[Third floor: Scumbag, despicable!Shameless!Dirty! [I, Kabuda, blah blah at you. jPg]]

[Fourth floor: Return the mobile phone to Xueba!Learn your lessons and finish your karma! [Can't look directly. jPg”]

I think everyone's emotions are too excited, and I even feel that Ji Lang's heart may be hurt because of this, at least I will definitely suffer for a long time when I receive such misunderstood comments.

"Why do you have this expression?" Ji Lang asked me.

"Huh? Do I look worried?"

Ji Lang was obviously a little surprised, "Huh? Are you worried about me?"

"No... Then don't you feel bad? Everyone is very unfriendly."

Ji Lang: "Aren't you friendly? Why should I feel bad?"

"..." Well, maybe a thick-skinned person also has a strong mental capacity.

It's my fault that Ji Lang's ability to bear is once again low.

Ji Lang suddenly pushed my arm. "I'm very uncomfortable, can you come back to me?"

"Aren't you uncomfortable?"

Ji Lang patted his chest, "I'm pretending."

To be honest, I kind of don't know when he's just pretending.

[Original poster: Everyone, don’t be so angry. Let’s put aside those who don’t talk about love. Learning is definitely very important. 】

[Sixth Floor: Thriller of Mystery. [Completely loses consciousness. jPg”]

【Seventh floor.Look at the earnest and earnest tone of the host's enigmatic language, isn't it really Xueba talking? [Towards your heart niconico.jpg]

[Eighth floor: I'm dizzy, I don't know whose post I'm browsing... [You all quit the group, I want to be alone. jpg]

[Ninth Floor: By the way, the posts of the poster and Xueba are posted in series... What's the situation?reconciled? [Super cowardly. jPg]]

[Tenth Floor: What is reconciliation? Have you been together before? [Don't worry, it's impossible. jPg”]

[Eleventh Floor: Enmity, Resentment, Love, Resentment, Love, Resentment... I don't quite understand, what kind of operation is this? [Let me tell you that I have this expression now. jpg]]

[Original poster: That sentence just now was sent by a bully, I found that you are quite capable, you can tell who is who with just one sentence? [Eat hands. jPg]]

[The thirteenth floor: Don't care who said that sentence, anyway, the tone of this host is full of complacency and pride, and your relationship is complicated and confusing. [Run away from the scene of the dog. jpg]

[Fourteenth Floor: The upstairs is so fascinating, so fascinating. [The smile suddenly changes. jpg"]

[Fifth floor: Please answer, why do you feel that the boss is not a scumbag, and the schoolmaster is not sad, I am really confused... [The hair gradually disappears. jpg]]

[The sixteenth floor: Kneel down and beg the master to give an answer that is not pretentious. [I kneel down for you. jPg']

[The seventeenth floor: begging. [I kneel down for you. jPg”]

[Original: The answer to not pretending to be forceful is that I am definitely not a scumbag. [Ah, otherwise, what do you think? jpg]

[Original: But I don’t know if he’s a scumbag or not. He looks behind my back for flirting with others online. I don’t know how to punish him, and I can’t bear it. [It’s super ridiculous~~jPg]]

[[-]th Floor: Is the landlord serious?A school bully who doesn't even have an emoji, would flirt with others? [Does your conscience not hurt?] jpg]]

[Floor 21: Don't be like this. If they really want to reconcile, I suggest that for the behavior of Xueba, they should be spanked. [Girl's Looking Up. jpg]]

[Floor 22: How many spanks? [The single dog hides behind the door and dare not speak. jpg]]

[Floor 23: Ten strokes, nine strokes light and one deep, back and forth about three or four rounds a course of treatment, if you want to completely cure Xueba's flirtatious behavior, you must persist in at least 5 courses of treatment a night, right? 】

[Floor 24: Unknowingly, I got on the high-speed train, looking back in a daze, the scenery outside the window passed by quickly.All I could see was the dense mosaic in front of me. [A sincere heart is given to you. jPg]]

[Floor 25: Fasten your seat belt, you won't get out of the car if you die. [How can you bear me? jPg]]

Let me go, what's going on, are everyone's memories of goldfish in seven seconds? You were scolding Ji Lang just now, and you're about to get in a car in a blink of an eye?

[Floor 26: I think this kind of thing should be treated rationally. There must be a lot of mistakes made by the host, but everyone's attention should not be diverted so quickly. 】

[Floor 27: Well, I agree with the upstairs. I still don’t know what happened, but everyone started their cars. Isn’t it the same group of brothers who scolded the landlord as a scumbag? [Drunk for you and drunk for you. jPg”]

[Floor 28. 27 Brother, do you seem to be spreading? The style of painting on the 26th floor is obviously wrong, the poster is absolutely forced to get Xueba in his hands. [If you don't accept it, hit me. jp. ]]

[Floor 29: Huh?Um?Um?Um?No way, no way, my brain can't keep up, what is everyone talking about... [Grievance. jpg]]

[Thirty floor: Let me take a guess. Xueba opened a post by himself. Maybe the original poster already knew about it, from the first time we Aite him. Before he started to like him, he had already registered and married Xueba abroad in his mind, so he must know that Xueba secretly paid attention to him. 】

[Floor 31: I went on to say that the host, who knew that he was being followed by Xueba, was smug and proud on purpose or unintentionally, until he suddenly ate western food yesterday, and after eating, the host posted a post about studying hard in the future. 】【Floor 32: Yes, at that time, I felt that the boss was absolutely sick, and obviously he could take down Xueba by taking advantage of the victory and chasing after him.Can't figure out what he's thinking. [I don't listen to such reactionary remarks. jPg]]

[Floor 33: Well, it’s only due to Dongfeng that everything is ready, but he posted a very abnormal post. Since then, he has hardly appeared again. When he appeared again, he logged in with Xueba’s account Yes, and he is scolding and flirting with Xueba. 】

The analysis makes sense, but I really didn't flirt or feel wronged.

[Floor 34: It proves that after some people watched Luzhu’s post, they found that Luzhu had given up pursuing Xueba, so some people took advantage of it and wanted to comfort Xueba, but they were caught by Luzhu who didn’t give up at all, so, Luzhu’s In fact, the post has always been sent to Xueba. As for how we feel after reading it, it doesn't matter. 】

[Floor 35: I'm worried. [O several K's. jpg]]

[Floor 36: It makes sense, and I really want to cry. The cuties of Luzhu saw the post about studying hard, and their hearts were broken. However, Luzhu, who put down his phone, embraced Xueba in a blink of an eye... ... [Ma's death to. jpg]

[Floor 37: But analyzing it like this, it seems that the IQ of Luzhu is very high. [Bow your head like a lord. jPg”]

[Floor 38: What are you afraid of? His little IQ is all on Xueba. Compared with studying, he can't do it. [Fight and fight. jpg]]

[Original poster: That man who was so thorough in the analysis just now, I suspect that you ran out of my mind. If it wasn't for Xueba sitting next to me, I would have thought he was leaking the secret. 】

I glanced at Ji Lang, and he pinched my ear and continued to reply to the post.

I'm a little afraid that the two of us are too reckless. After all, Ji Lang's mother and the rearview mirror are in front of us. The two of us don't shy away from the contact we should have. In fact, there will always be a show.

[Forty-five floor: So, the master's post was sent to Xueba... Then when Xueba was in a low mood, he forced him? 】

[Floor 41: How strong is strong, buddy, can you refresh your heart a little bit, I should have taken the opportunity to confess my love, both sides are willing to have sex, everyone is happy. [Are you going to do something? jPg”]

[Floor 42: It's nothing to do things, I still have to impromptu practice. 】

[Floor 43: Xueba blushed, and was hugged tightly by the landlord.

Landlord: "Honey, you're all together, why are you still so shy?"

Xueba: "Quickly let those onlookers go away."

Landlord: "Then I let them go away, can you let me do it?"

Xueba: "That's so embarrassing, you don't pay attention to your words."

Host: "Okay, then would you like to build a harmonious society with me?"

Xueba: "Build as you like, as long as you... lighten, lighten..."

Landlord: "Is this okay? Does it hurt?"

Xueba: "Fortunately, please go deeper..."]

[Floor 44: Damn, I got lost on the way to the kindergarten... [The smile gradually became wicked. jPg”]

[Floor 45: Brother 43, please send it privately, please make a long story, I want to watch the kitchen play, balcony play, bathtub play...]