Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

I:"……"

Ji Lang is such a spineless guy.

He went on to say, "I still have to go out to work and earn money to support my family, so you are responsible for the beauty..."

"Don't say it, don't you say it, I'm going to be embarrassed to death by you."

"You really don't understand style," Ji Lang pretended to be angry, and pulled the corner of my mouth, "Then please beg me."

I beg you."

"It's not this kind of begging, you know," he let go of my mouth, and pinched my waist with both hands to prevent me from moving, "You know that?"

"I don't know, you have asked so many times, sometimes you know, sometimes you don't, are you interested? What are you talking about?" I asked him.

"You're still stubborn." Ji Lang didn't listen to what I was saying, and even made a gesture to me.

Incomparable, nasty.

I found out that Ji Lang and I are not on the same channel at all, he is still immersed in his own love fantasy and the necessary tasks to follow the process and follow the plot.

Me: "Ji Lang..."

"Shhh..." Ji Lang put my legs down, "Don't be angry...he's just been addicted to it...I really want it too much but I don't want it."

"..." I know, how could I not know, from his hardness, his length, and his heat, I can feel the resonance strongly, "But your movement is really... unbearable eye."

Ji Lang leaned on my ear and said, "Why, what is this? This is unsightly? There will be many unsightly things between the two of us in the future. This is not even a warm-up. Hao Yu, you have to Be mentally prepared."

"Stop it." This is probably the most frequently repeated word I've heard in the past few years.

The warm-up in Ji Lang's mouth is actually equal to foreplay.

Hmph, I know all about it.

I said, "But today is my birthday."

Ji Lang nodded, "Yes, of course I know."

"So, then you heard clearly, I told you to hold back."

"..." Ji Lang froze.

He deserves it, he dared to ride on me on the first day. With Ji Lang's virtue, if I pamper him a little bit, within a week, he will start to live in various ways that don't understand what I say. In his own world, he can do whatever he wants without any scruples.

Ji Lang lay on my chest helplessly, "Hao Yu, you are so bad."

"...cough cough cough..." I choked on my own saliva, "Can you be normal, I can't take it anymore

"You are really bad, that's not what I thought," Ji Lang was still very aggrieved, "I thought we would hug each other and have an honest love, this is not at all what I thought, I am very wronged ..."

"Come on, acting is enough." I went to pull his ears, which made his teeth hurt so much that he grinned.

In fact, even though it's like this, Ji Lang and I still had a good time in the end.

No way, it's still early in the afternoon, and the two of us can see sparks just by looking at each other.

But I didn't do anything too much, boys, slap each other or something... But I didn't want to in broad daylight, mainly because I couldn't embarrass myself and couldn't do it.

They just kissed and hugged each other, but Ji Lang... this worthless guy, has changed his underwear now.

The two of us ate a little snack at noon, then fell asleep upstairs, and Ji Lang was woken up by a fucking phone call.

"Well... Ms. Manho, right away."

"I didn't eat, I didn't eat anything at noon, I'll just eat the meal you cooked in the evening." Ji Lang lied, we obviously ate a lot of snacks.

After a while, Ji Lang said again, "Come on, you're not finished, don't use your detective spirit, we both ate, and we ate a lot, you're afraid that we won't be able to eat just one dinner , I was so hungry that I just ate something for lunch, don’t worry, I will definitely eat it all.”

Ji Lang hung up the phone and said to me, "Women are scary, and they are very cruel."

"What?"

"She made one meal and tried to make us starve it twice, how vicious it is." Ji Lang sighed, frowning.

"How can you say that your mother is vicious." I was very embarrassed. Ji Lang and his mother would quarrel in the past, but now, I always feel that I can't make it through without saying a few words.

"It's okay, I know, women are like this, so is Xu Wenqian from our class, what do you think?" Ji Lang looked at me.

I nodded quickly, "You are right."

Ji Lang looked at it, then straightened my collar again, "You are so handsome."

I also helped him straighten the hem of the short sleeves that he accidentally stuffed into his trousers when he was pulling up his trousers. Ji Lang took my hand, "My mother always said that you are taller and more handsome than me. Do you think I should be convinced?" , how to answer?"

"You just have to have a clear conscience," I said.

Anyway, I'm more handsome than handsome, I can't lose.

Ji Lang kissed the tip of my nose, "Well, you are the most handsome."

In fact, both of us are a little nervous. We shouldn’t confirm the relationship today. After all, we are going to go downstairs to see his mother, and there will be his father when we go back. Both of us are a bit like headless chickens. Found, too guilty.

Before going out, Ji Lang held me back again, "Well, I'm still a little scared."

"Then what should I do, or I will go to your house for dinner another day?" I was afraid that I would call someone "Mom" as soon as I opened my mouth nervously.

Ji Lang shook his head, "No, just kiss for a while."

"..."

It's because the two of us have been film kings for many years, and when we met our parents, we still couldn't show our embarrassing acting skills. Ji Lang walked in front, pushed open the door of the corridor, and saw a fucking car parked outside.

When the two of us went out, we saw Ji Lang's mother standing in the garden talking to several women in the community. As soon as she saw us, she pointed at the women, with a happy expression, I don't know what she was talking about .

Ji Lang: "It's annoying again, my mom thinks we are the most handsome guys in the world, you don't even know that my dad is going to be annoyed to death by her nagging all day long." I laughed, not knowing what to say.

I really envy this kind of family from the bottom of my heart. Anyway, in my memory, my parents never got along so harmoniously like Ji Lang described his parents. Speaking of which, I haven't met Ji Lang's father yet.

Ji Lang's mother talked to someone again, and came over with her small pink rectangular purse in her hand.

"Hao Yu, why are you losing weight again!" the aunt said in surprise.

For the first time, I doubted the authenticity of Ji Lang's mother's words. Ji Lang fed me like a pig, and I almost wanted to lose weight.

Although Ji Lang always said that I am not fat, it will be too late when I become fat. There is no other reason, and I will be unhappy if I am fat.

"Auntie, I'm thin, really." I became stupid when I talked to my parents, because I didn't want to look stupid, and I usually don't pay attention to them, but she is Ji Lang's mother.

"The child is really tall and handsome." The aunt praised me again.

Riding a car is another particular thing. It stands to reason that Ji Lang should sit in the co-pilot since he hasn't seen his mother for so long, but he didn't want me to be alone in the back, so he pulled me into the back seat and said, "We are in Talk later."

"You two still can't finish talking. Live together every day, Hao Yu, is my Ji Lang very annoying?" Ji Lang started the car his mother.

Before I could speak, Ji Lang said with disgust, "Please, don't drive half-heartedly. I'm really worried about your level. Don't make me worry."

"You child..." Aunt Yang stopped talking, and didn't say a word afterwards.

It may be that the driving skills are really not very good.

And I was a little bit worried about being messed up by Ji Lang... Bah, bah, bah, bah.

Ji Lang's house is really a bit far away, and it may be because Ji Lang and I are in the car, Ji Lang drives very slow, I just watched a boy on a mountain bike gallop past the window .

My panic was discovered by Ji Lang, who comforted me and said, "It's okay, when there are more people, there will be many old men driving the windows and scolding us why we don't go home by snail."

"..." A big-hearted family, well, safety first, I understand.

I sat in the back seat with Ji Lang, you looked at me, I looked at you, and didn’t dare to say anything, it was quite boring, and suddenly I remembered Ji Lang’s post yesterday, I believed him before I finished reading it .

I turned on the phone, and Ji Lang looked at my screen beside me, and I asked him "what are you doing?"

"My phone is out of battery, let's watch together."

Ji Lang said that his mother is a serious and dedicated person, especially when it comes to things she is not good at.Today, I dare not go out to pick up people if I can’t finish cooking. Now I have to drive.

I felt ashamed to read the post with Ji Lang, and said to him: "Then you sleep for a while."

Ji Lang: "I don't."

I saw that he wanted to act like a baby again, so I quickly compromised. The lethality brought by his disgusting tone is really no joke.

Click on his sentence "I let everyone down... After thinking about it several times, I think it's best for us to study hard now, nothing happened, maybe in the future", I turned my head to look at him, I guess I have a full face now Disdainful, I whispered, "Ji Lang, you have such a big face."

He whispered back to me, "My place...is bigger..."

Fuck, I'll stop talking, the tree will surely die if it doesn't need bark, people are shameless and invincible, Ji Lang is a good guy.

[Second floor: Shrimp?Study hard again?Am I on the wrong channel? [I told myself not to cry. jPg”]

[Third floor: Master Lu has pumpkin porridge in his mind?Why do you want to do this?You didn't just hurt Xueba's heart! (It’s so depressing, but I still have to keep smiling. jPg]]

[Fourth floor: Where's the waiter?waiter? 】

[Fifth floor.Upstairs, you are crazy, what kind of waiter are you looking for at this time? [I want to laugh, to fake the tears that fall. jpg]

[Sixth floor: No, didn't you have a sister who has seen Luzhu? The nearby high school must be Luzhu's school. I study medicine, and I am going to perform craniotomy for Luzhu! [At a loss. jPg”]

【The seventh floor: "I'm going to change my husband. jPg】】

[Eighth floor: Unbelievable, the boss must have come out to retaliate against the society... [Suicide by swallowing cucumbers. jPg]]

[Ninth Floor: [A brain is a good thing, I hope you have one too. jPg]

[Tenth floor: Master, master, come out]