Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

Back in the classroom, Lai Wenle patted me on the back, "You look so pale."

"I'm starting to wonder if you've fallen in love with me, and you know me too well. It's inappropriate." Ji Lang might not even be able to find that my expression was wrong.

Lai Wenle shook his head, "Don't say that, I never dare to challenge Brother Lang's majesty."

I sat on the seat, the water in the glass was cold, and my palms were warm. Liu Yuanji walked by the door of our class. His eyes were full of viciousness that I couldn’t understand. It seemed that this was life, and the troubles you thought were already there. The cruelty is bloody, but in fact, the reality will tell you that it can be more troublesome, cruel and bloody.

Lai Wenle: "Were you looking at Liu Yuanji just now?"

"..." Maybe Lai Wenle can try to be a surveyor or scout or something, with perfect eyesight and perfect sensitivity to the surrounding emotions. Now I have come to a conclusion that he can choke people to death with a single sentence. It's not that he can't do things. Judging by the expression on his face, he didn't bother at all, his eyes were actually sharp.

Ji Lang came to see me when I was about to study in the evening. He should have come out of the shower. When he got closer, he could smell a scent of soap, and he even changed into different clothes from the morning.

Ji Lang is gearing up: "I can't wait for you to go back and have a look."

It can be seen that he is really looking forward to my liking for the treadmill he bought, and I am also happy to express my joy for him, "Then go back after school together."

"Yeah!" Ji Lang nodded and rubbed his palms, as if he suddenly didn't know why he called me out, "Well, you go back, study hard, and have nothing else to do."

"Okay, you too."

Ji Lang went back.

The students in our class who were standing at the door blowing the cool breeze felt that Ji Lang and I were simply baffled.

But I know that if it was me and a girl, they would clap and boo.

Liu Yuanji, the only one who can sense the relationship between me and Ji Lang, has already told me his attitude with his actions.

Lai Wenle: "If I don't see you for a class, it's like three autumns. If you don't see me for an afternoon, my heart will be broken."

Forgot, there is also Lai Wenle, he should know the relationship between me and Ji Lang...well, the relationship that will be together...I think he is quite cute, he is like a mirror in his heart, don't poke Po Bu Dian Po even carefully escorted Ji Lang and me.

When I went back at night, Ji Lang was still walking in front of me. It wasn't that he didn't want to wait for me, but that I wasn't used to leaving my back to others. I was afraid that when I turned around, I would see that the person who was following me was long gone. The other is the idol burden that I can't get rid of for the rest of my life. I'm afraid that if I walk ahead, I will suddenly trip over and fall into a shit and get embarrassed or something.

Ji Lang hummed happily, walked to the door of the attic, stood there mysteriously and said to me solemnly, "If the joy in your heart cannot be expressed, I will allow you to hug me for a while."

"..." His narcissism is nothing compared to mine, "If my happy expression doesn't meet your inner expectations, don't be discouraged, it's just because I'm not easy to please." Maybe I Tell the truth.

"You're very nice to please, come in quickly." Ji Lang opened the door to let me in first, he followed me in, locked the door, and turned on the light.

"Damn..." I said it.

The reason is that the living room looks good.

Forgive my lack of words because I was extremely surprised.

Ji Lang even pasted new wallpapers in the entire living room, giving it a completely new look.

In the past, our dilapidated attic was in disrepair for a long time, and the walls were all broken and cracked, with a mottled sense of age. Although there are floor tiles, living in this dilapidated place for a long time really makes people unhappy.

This guy Ji Lang is quite emotional. He changed to a 3D-like wallpaper with a touch of European and American patterns, but the overall tone is very bright. After posting it, it really looks like it has been redecorated, and the mood has improved.

Not only is my bed gone, even Ji Lang's has been replaced... It's bigger than the previous one, it's a complete double bed, there's no mat with bamboo thorns, but ice with a giant chinchilla pattern The mattress covered the entire bed, and he even replaced the summer cool quilt with new ones... Well, I'm really happy, I want to sleep on it just looking at it.

This bed is alluring.

More attractive than Ji Lang.

The bed is so big that it squeezes the living room to the side, except for our study table and Ji Lang's treadmill.

The study desk was originally a retro (broken) desk, but with a new white table paper, everything made people feel better.

The dog happily jumped up and down under our feet, and then stood on the treadmill.

Ji Lang went over and pinched his neck, "If you dare to pee on the treadmill, I'll beat your dog's head into your stomach."

Gouzi: "Wow, woof!"

"The environment is so nice, I want to study so much." I put away my schoolbag and was about to take a shower, but Ji Lang suddenly pulled up the hanging curtains on our windows, and only then did I realize that the curtains had also been changed. nice.

Ji Lang asked me to look out the window.

I exclaimed: "Fuck, what is it!"

I ran out and found that he bought a plastic swimming pool... My God, what is this man doing? When I got closer, I found that it was a large inflatable plastic bathtub that could hold the two of us?

In an instant, I thought of the picture of two people playing some kind of discordant game inside, but the next thing is that Ji Lang and I didn't realize our wish to have a show on the open-air balcony of the attic in the end, mainly because it was too shameful.

"It's super cool to take a bath. People put this in amusement parks for children to swim." Ji Lang stroked his hand in it, "I've got you some water, and it's been in the sun for an afternoon. Now the temperature is just right, you can soak for a while .”

Fortunately, our yard is big enough.

He said just now that if I'm happy, I can give him a hug. What I'm thinking now is: what is Liu Yuanji, go fuck him.

Then I gave Ji Lang a hug.

Ji Lang laughed stupidly, his chin rested on the top of my head, and I put my arms around his waist, the first close-up frontal sober, when both of them were sober, hugged.

Then we suddenly heard the exclamation of the two little girls next door, and when we looked over there, the two girls disappeared.

"It's okay, don't be afraid." Ji Lang said carelessly.

"Oh." If he's fine, I'm fine.

What is this? He hugged all of a sudden, and he still made so many things, making it look like some kind of anniversary, "There is so much water in that plastic pool, how will we get it done then?"

Ji Lang: "..."

Obviously, he didn't think about how to save water resources.

"Will it take a long time to inflate?" I asked.

Ji Lang hugged me even tighter, "Don't ask any more, I just want to make you happy, money can't buy you a smile, it's nothing, just treat it as a short-lived and one-time happiness I gave you, Don't talk about me don't talk about me."

"..." I held back my laughter and didn't make a sound.

Ji Lang said again, "Don't ask, just have a good time, don't you feel tired after thinking so much? Don't think it's a waste. After you wash, let the dog wash it, pump the water into the toilet, and put away the things." Let's play again when we have a holiday."

"I know, I know, I didn't say anything about you." I felt sorry for so much water, but we did not use that thing afterwards, but Ji Lang took it back to play with his relative's children.

At that time, Ji Lang sighed when he gave away the things, "I want to make money, so I can buy a house as big as the youngest, with a swimming pool of [-] square meters in it, for you to play every day."

I'm happy."

Ji Lang panicked: "Are you really happy? You don't think my nouveau riche behavior has tarnished your noble personality, do you?"

To be honest, I didn't feel insulted to my self-esteem... I don't think it looks like being adopted or eating soft food, nothing, I just feel very happy, because he is Ji Lang, and who said that I will Would he be rich without him?

The yard is dark, and other residents can’t see what we’re doing on the top floor even if the lights are on. It’s so comfortable to lie in such a big pool... As long as the two girls next door don’t peek, actually... I can ...

Well, whether you like it or not, I really want to go in and lie down. It’s so hot in class that I wish I could bring a footbath to school, and put my feet in the cold water to refresh my body and mind all the time.

In the end, I went in with my underpants on, and I hope the girl next door won’t think I’m a pervert, and the wall isn’t that short, unless the two of them are sneaking a peek at us on purpose, just like the last time the two were feeding the dog by the wall.

Ji Lang studied inside, and I took a bath outside to watch the stars and the moon.

It's best to feel old this way.

Suddenly I feel that God is really fair. He gave me a life choice that is not understood by the world, which made me at a loss, but gave me a Ji Lang, so I have no regrets in this life.

Hey, I'm getting more and more hypocritical, what have I been thinking all day.

I don't know how long it took, I was so comfortable that I almost fell asleep, Ji Lang knocked on the window from inside, "Come out quickly, I'm almost wrinkled."

"Oh---" I replied to him with a drawn out tone, and pulled a bath towel to cover my body, and then went to the small bedroom to change into new underwear and come out.

When I went to the bathroom again, I found that Ji Lang had also redecorated the place. The walls were covered with plaid wallpaper, which made it much cleaner.

"Have you been busy all afternoon?" I yelled in the bathroom.

Ji Lang replied outside, "No, the wall was put up by workers, and I didn't do it. Anyway, everything that can be repaired within the scope of the landlord's permission has been repaired."

"It's a waste of money." I sighed.

Ji Lang: "What's the cost? We still have to live in the house for a year, and it will be equal to every month. If there is no problem, it can be left to the next tenant. It's not a loss or a loss."

"Well, it's not thanks to me." As long as Ji Lang is happy, so am I.

In contrast, although Ji Lang doesn't like to wash clothes, I may actually be lazier than him. I have to do some things because of face. He doesn't have the burden of face. He only does what he wants matter.

But I'm too lazy to imagine other aspects, such as this wall, I used to change the wallpaper in my dreams...

Really, the environment is really not very good, but I can only clean up in my dream. When I wake up, I feel that it is troublesome to pick wallpaper, troublesome to find workers, and it is all money.

Ji Lang's fifth diamond season is awesome.

"Does your mother care if you spend so much money?" I went out after washing up. If I want to study together this time, I can only sit beside him.

Ji Lang: "What's the matter, she went back and called me after she came last time, asking if she needs to fix it or something."

"No way, the school dormitory is so bad. I haven't seen your house being renovated yet. You'll be delicate if you live in an attic."

Ji Lang suddenly grabbed my neck and pressed me on the bed as if playing a joke, "What are you talking about, isn't it because you are here? My mother can't see a good student being wronged. If I was the only one, she would If you don't help, think of a way."

It's because of me again, I feel really guilty, maybe I will abduct their son in the future.

Ji Lang went out to give the dog a bath. I read the book for a while and didn't want to study, so I lay on the bed and played with my phone.

I clicked into the post apprehensively, and sure enough, everyone was still teasing me about my vest.

[First floor: The boss never comes out, what does that mean?Laughing more and more wildly.jpg]

[Second floor: It means that in fact, we may have mistaken the wrong person, causing them to be very confused now. 】

[Third floor: Yes, maybe the host is really just a working elite man, and he does have two dogs, I shouldn't follow the rhythm.You go, my mother won't let me play with idiots.jpg]

[Fourth floor: Even if he is really an elite man, he won’t be like the boss, at least he should be so busy that he won’t post a post for no reason to complain about the big dog. As for why our landlord posted it, we have to ask if it’s the boss next door Too many reasons.Expert.jpg]

[Fifth floor: If you guess this way, didn't the mentally handicapped master next door urinate on our landlord's shoes?Let God know that I will not admit defeat.jpg]

……

It's over, I just told Ji Lang about his unclean urine a few days ago, if this is a little more accurate, wouldn't it be...

I hurried to look at Ji Lang's post again, and found that he updated it in the afternoon, probably when he was supervising the work of the workers.

[Old Landlord: Why am I so powerful, our rental house is full of my love, I think I am very capable, what should I do!what to do! 】

[Second floor: Xueba thinks you are very capable.Embrace yourself.jpg]

[Third floor: Where's the object?It should be that Luzhu is very capable and a top student, that's right. 】

[Fourth floor: The sudden coquettish flashed my waist.jpg]

【Original poster: My feelings are pure and holy, just like the water in this plastic bath. 】

【Landlord: [Picture]】

[Seventh floor: People who are tough on academics are not qualified to talk about purity and holiness, but the master... How long have you been drinking so much water? 】

[Eighth floor: For such a large pool, let’s assume that it takes 15 hours for the pool to be filled before it can be emptied. May I ask how long it takes to fill it up while filling it? 】

[Ninth floor: Brother 8 is too annoying, my brain hurts, this pool will be full in less than an hour, but Lord, do you make such a big pool for Xueba to bathe in?Would he think you were wasting water? 】

[Old Landlord: No, he is a person who understands style very well. 】

... Well, it turns out that Ji Lang doesn't know me very well.