Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

Shao Mingan followed me back to the classroom, stood at the door waiting for me to sort out the materials for him, and then we went downstairs together. He went to the copy room and I went to the cafeteria on the same way. Someone had already bought food and walked back on the way, in a hurry The small steps are running as fast as a grandmother with bound feet is hiding from the rain.

"Could it be that we have run out of food?" Shao Mingan said.

If you ask me this way, what can I say, if it wasn’t for him to make a photocopy at lunch time, I wouldn’t be like this, “There must be some leftovers…”

Shao Ming'an: "Then I'll treat you to dinner another day? When you're free."

"Oh..." Waiting for me here, Shao Mingan's flirting skills are good, but unfortunately I'm not a big foodie, "Let's talk about it, I'm so nervous about studying, so I should help you."

"No, no, I must invite you. I'll ask you out when the weekend is over for a small holiday." Shao Ming'an was probably afraid that I would refuse, so he took my documents and ran to the printing room.

The guy who didn’t come said anything, only his back was left. I sighed and walked into the cafeteria. Come on, I really almost ran out of food, so I had to pack some things and go back to the classroom.

After going back, Lai Wenle asked me mysteriously, "Guess, who came to see you today?"

He never finished, I reached out to dig something out of his book hole, "What did you get today? Coffee?"

"You two are so sour," I guessed that Lai Wenle was unhappy, he wanted to use the words "ordinary roommate" to prick my ears, but I didn't give him a chance to say it, "but today is not coffee, you The two are quite good at playing tricks, it's yogurt."

"..." It can be anything, anyway, I didn't have enough breakfast.

"Ji Lang said it helps digestion, you guys will eat less meat recently, it's because he didn't take your gastrointestinal problems into consideration before." Lai Wenle added.

I stopped trying to bite the yogurt bag, Ji Lang... still thinks I'm constipated.

I really can't get over this hurdle.

Just tell me, why are you nervously telling Lai Wenle these words.

"What's the matter, have you had trouble digesting recently?" Lai Wenle asked me, and when I didn't speak, he continued, "What I said the other day in physical education class was true. Ji Lang is a good person, much better than I imagined. , I used to think that he was the kind who would hit someone if he disagreed, but he treats you like a spoiled wife."

"..." I couldn't laugh.

After class, Ji Lang stood at the door of my class. I was surprised. Didn't their teachers wait for the class?Anyway, I saw him and I went out.

Lai Wenle sang in the back: "He's just my roommate, the roommate said yogurt helps digestion~"

Rub... Randomly change the lyrics.

"Why did you come back so late for breakfast?" he asked me.

"Because I'm walking slowly." There's no need to tell him all my news, why Shao Ming'an borrowed my information and invited me to dinner? He's so easy to imagine, I'm afraid he will say on the post that I did something to make him jealous Action so nonsense or something, I really want to save face.

He looked at me helplessly, "Okay, as long as you are happy, you must drink yogurt, and drink less coffee first, you probably didn't eat much for breakfast, right?"

"Eat." I eat and eat all day long, I'm so afraid of getting fat, God knows how much a person like me cares about my body.

Before Ji Lang and I finished talking, Shao Mingan came over, smiling, sweetly.

"Hao Yu, thank you for your materials. I have printed them. Remember to leave time for me to eat together." He handed the materials to me and left.

If he stayed for another second I would really say no to him, but he didn't stop for a second.

Ji Lang stood there in a daze, and after a while he realized that he took the information in my hand and flipped it back and forth, flipping the paper over like a blind dog who couldn't understand anything, and said, "What is this thing?" ah?"

The performance of a properly uneducated person.

"Historical materials." I was reading it last night, he must be deaf and blind.

Ji Lang: "How does he know you have it?"

"The teacher told him." Shao Mingan said so.

Ji Lang obviously didn't believe it, and used his limited IQ to refute me: "Then why didn't the teacher tell me?"

"He said the teacher told him alone." I replied.

Ji Lang: "Why did the teacher tell him alone?"

"Because he went to the teacher to start a small problem." Damn, it's exactly the same as the picture I imagined. It's such a mentally retarded conversation, which can continue without level or nutrition. Ji Lang is really fine, "You want to Just make a copy for review, there is no guarantee that the content is complete, just some knowledge points that have been sorted out.”

"I'll use your back tonight," Ji Lang weighed the knowledge points in his hands, "What's the matter with eating?"

"Is there no reward for helping?" I asked.

Of course, I'm not looking forward to Shao Mingan's treat, it's just a copy of a knowledge point, it's not necessary.

Ji Lang thought for a long time, "Is there anything you want to eat recently? I'll take you to eat it after the holiday."

"..." Everyone wants to be the domineering president or what?Please me? "I have nothing to eat, I just want to study hard."

"Okay," Ji Lang took a deep breath, "Go back."

Inexplicable, why did he suddenly become deep... What was he thinking?I don't understand him anymore.

During class, I lowered my head and asked Lai Wenle, "Have you brought your mobile phone?"

"Aren't you... Didn't you just meet, 5 minutes away?" Lai Wenle was surprised.

"Let me use it."

Lai Wenle couldn't understand me, so he handed over the phone from below, "If you find out, you will pay me a new model that just came out last month."

Me: "Just don't call the teacher over on purpose."

Lai Wenle laughed softly, "You know me so well, don't you plan to live with me?"

"Let Ji Lang blow your head off."

"Fuck... I just kicked over this bowl of dog food!"

"Lai Wenle, stand up and recite the last paragraph." Lao Cao was probably annoyed when he saw that Lai Wenle looked like a flea every time he was in class.

The last paragraph of the English cloze... I feel sorry for Lai Wenle, I haven't memorized the last paragraph yet... It's even more impossible for him. He memorized it for so long in the morning, and finally got to the penultimate paragraph after stuttering, but finally drew the last one , What a poor man.

In the end, there was no suspense. Lai Wenle went to stand behind. Without him, I felt more at ease when playing with my phone.

I typed in the URL to find Ji Lang's posts, and sure enough, yesterday he finished posting those posts, and the comments below were all "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "

Ji Lang didn't reply at all, and he suddenly updated again at one o'clock in the middle of the night.

[Landlord: Is there anyone else sleeping?A mouthful of kisses.jpg]

[Second floor: What, the boss is so hard that he can't sleep?Interesting and interesting.jpg]

[Original: I just want to show off my affection, so don't feel too comfortable cuddling him to sleep. 】

[Fourth floor: Mom sells batches, where about sleeping pills?Single night, tossing and turning, unable to sleep... I want a box of sleeping pills.An embarrassing yet polite smile.jpg]

[Fifth floor: How could a top student let you hug him?Is Luzhu secretly topping others again?I thought of it.jpg]

[Original: I'm not that wretched, he slowly groped over by himself, his legs were on me, I've said it a hundred times, I'm like an ice pad, summer is very flattering, very excited and proud of him I can like it so much. 】

[Seventh floor: I'm not envious.I allow you to run 39 meters first.jpg]

[Original poster: Anyway, I just can’t sleep, and I really want to post a photo. Just now I was lying on the bed and reciting, and the bully crawled over by himself. Now I’m so happy that I’m about to ascend to heaven. 】

[Ninth floor: ah ah ah ah?What? 】

[Tenth floor: Explosive photos! ?Shit, the welfare of the Immortal Cultivation Party! 】

[Eleventh Floor: Ahhh!Heaven loves me!My God.jpg]

[Original: Don't get excited, don't show your face, I just want to show my love from the side, otherwise we Xueba will be angry. 】

【Landlord: [Picture]】

It's really a photo of us, probably taken before he turned off the lamp.

It's mainly Ji Lang's photo, starting from his lower abdomen, the two of us only enter the country below, to be precise, I only have one leg and one hand, my leg rests on Ji Lang's thigh, hand...hand touch On his abs?

Didn't he put it on for me?

[Fourteenth floor: wipe... nosebleed?Is it drained?Although Luzhu's IQ is flawed, his body is actually... Who said that when God closes the door for you, he also uses the window to clamp your head?This is obviously opening the South Heaven Gate for Master Lu!I don't care if my heart belongs to the landlord.jpg]

[Fifteenth floor: Fuck, lick the master's abs...Mom, why is the screen wet? 】

[Floor [-]: Xueba's hand learning tyrant Xueba... Fuck, who will stop me from controlling this hand!Ah ah ah I can't control myself.jpg]

[The seventeenth floor: There are also the legs of a top student!How did the master of Lu resist not to touch it?If you don't touch me, let me come!Heart beating.jpg]

[Eighteenth floor: Xueba is also wearing the same style of big pants as the landlord... couple models, I believe, this is a late-night dog abuse post.A few thieves are sad.jpg]

[Original: If you can recognize us, I hope everyone can keep it a secret. After all, we are not officially together yet... I just want to satisfy my heart that is about to pervert. 】

[[-]th floor: We understand, understand very well, but, living together and sharing the same bed, why is the master still not with Xueba?Heart that can't finish.jpg]

[Floor 21: Same question. 】

[Landlord: He has no sense of security. 】

I:……

[Original poster: I think he doesn’t like this place. Maybe it’s because our place is too small. He likes to pretend to hide his real thoughts, and I don’t want to burden him. It’s fine now. No matter what the relationship is, I can treat him well. He studies so well, he can't be delayed by me, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future. 】

[Floor 24: Luzhu...every time the painting style changes suddenly, I am caught off guard]

[Twelfth and fifth floors: I really hope that Xueba can understand Luzhu's good intentions... By the way, Luzhu, are you really telling the truth?Just your brain.Oh my retarded baby.jpg]

[Floor 26: Brother 25, don't say that about the boss, I'm a fan of his abs. 】

[Old Landlord: You don’t understand, Xueba is a very sensitive person, he cares more than you think, otherwise why would he like me and not confess?He just cares too much, he is different from me, I can regulate myself, he is... easy to fall into his own emotional world, although he is smart, many times, he is not what he seems on the surface...]

[Floor 28: It may also be that people don't like you at all, so you don't need to ask. 】

[Old Landlord: Before that trash classmate of mine talked bad things about Xueba, he was so ruthless in beating Xueba, you think he really doesn’t care. 】

"..." What to do, how could Ji Lang know me so well...

His kind.

Fuck, how many different personalities does he have to distinguish, nerves as thick as telegraph poles... how come he suddenly became my intimate army coat...

[The thirtieth floor: What should I do, can the master keep this post updated forever? I want to know how you are doing. I don’t mean anything else. Very happy, but also a kind of life support.I can give you one hundred thousand every month.jpg]

[Floor 31: Upstairs, actually understands the heart of a person like Xueba, is unsmiling, and maintains a cautious and safe relationship with the landlord, because he is afraid that if it is broken... it will not be able to make up. 】

[Floor 32: Sudden chicken soup, suddenly deep, suddenly... unable to get used to it, is it still the post made by the original poster?Do you want me to be careful.jpg]

[Floor 33: Yes, the style of painting has changed again, so there is nothing to say, let’s first wish the host a happy New Year of the Rooster. 】

[Original: Well, well, I'm here to show my affection, why are you all feeling sad, I'm secretly telling you that I kissed him just now. 】

The bottom exploded again.

He did it on purpose.

Some people scolded Ji Lang for being a wretched old pervert, some said he did a good job, and some advised him to go to bed early, otherwise he would spill the chicken soup he poured on everyone...

But where did he kiss me?

I touched my face, it won't be red.

"Hao Yu." Old Cao called me suddenly.

When I stood up, I stuffed my mobile phone into the bookend and looked around. There were already five or six people standing, none of whom had recited the last paragraph.

I was immersed in the post and heard nothing.

"You recite the last paragraph." Lao Cao said.

This guy is really inexplicably persistent. He spent almost half of the class in order to check and recite the cloze.

I looked down at the last paragraph. I couldn’t help it. I’m not a genius. I looked at the rough translation. After reciting the first sentence, I started to make up the rest. I couldn’t make it up anymore, so I shut up.

"..." Lao Cao looked at me, his face getting darker and darker, "What do you think? English is not important, is it? What are you busy studying? During the college entrance examination, all other subjects got full marks. Are you satisfied? Can you get full marks in other subjects?!"

Lao Cao threw the paper on the desk loudly, and it was obvious that he was very angry.

I calmly stuffed the phone back in and covered it with the paper.

My mental quality is really good.

Lao Cao deliberately called me the last one. At least when he asked a large-scale question about the last paragraph, anyone with a brain would quickly recite it silently. With so many people standing in front of me, if I didn’t read the post, I would definitely recite it.

He didn't think that I actually... didn't take him seriously.

The final result was that those who did not memorize the last paragraph all went out and stood.

Everyone stood in a row in the corridor, and they were not allowed to go back until get out of class was over, and they had to wait for Lao Cao to finish class and go to the office to receive education, and then copied and filled in the blanks several times.

Lai Wenle deliberately stood next to me, "Hao Yu, haven't you, you haven't memorized this stuff?"

"..." The horse can still stumble.

Lai Wenle said again: "Don't be delayed by Ji Lang's tricks."

"No." I said.

The few of us who hadn't memorized were standing in the corridor leisurely, and chatted after a while, and Lao Cao came out and scolded us once in the middle.

After that, Lao Cao dragged the hall, and we had to continue to stand when he dragged the hall.

In the end, in the corridor, we became the kind of people who beheaded people in the vegetable market in ancient times. The classmates who came out of class to go to the toilet to catch water and breathe were all looking at us and me.

Then I saw Ji Lang come out from the crowd, he said in surprise, "Why are you standing outside?"

"I played with my mobile phone in class, so I didn't memorize the text." Lai Wenle rushed to answer.