Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

Hey, I want to know that Ji Lang will post the incident of throwing his underwear on the post. I'm sure I just put the underwear on his face and let him wash it. Why should I throw it away sneakily like a thief? ah.

Well now, maybe this guy and his fans will make me covet his beauty.

[Fifth Floor: Don't talk about it, the original poster has so many dramas, he must have hidden them himself. 】

[Sixth floor: Brother 5, I really feel sorry for you... I believe in the character of the master. 】

[Seventh floor: Doesn't the owner have a dog?It may be that the dog picked it up in the nest to use as a quilt, but the underpants of the master should not be that big...]

[Old Landlord: Don’t make wild guesses. I’m going to induce the dog to vomit today. It’s disobedient, but it doesn’t seem to be the dog’s problem. Xueba said that maybe our landlord and the little girl next door came over the wall.I have long thought of you trash.jpg]

[Ninth Floor: Luzhu... Isn't this more terrifying than being eaten by a dog?How did you manage to have such a big heart? 】

[Tenth floor: If there is really a pervert, stealing something as personal as underwear should be based on face, and instead of stealing from the top student, steal from the landlord?I don't believe it, I don't believe it.Pindao Jiangyao is the first time for many years to meet you so coquettish.jpg]

【Original: Forget it, I lose one pair a day, and I almost have no underwear. I'll study first, and I'll let you guys know when I make progress. 】

[Twelfth floor: Waiting for the good news. 】

Until here, the post is gone, Ji Lang has not updated, and the reminder below has been clicked tens of thousands of times.

This dog likes to find presence on the Internet.

"Hao Yu! Are you okay! Why haven't you come out yet!" Ji Lang called me outside.

"What's wrong with you?" I asked him.

Ji Lang seemed to have reached the door of the toilet, and I heard him leaning against the door outside and saying, "I'm afraid you'll suddenly pass through something while squatting on the toilet."

"..." I suddenly wanted to open his cap and stir it with a straw, "No, if you want to study, just concentrate on it."

"Do you want to drink salt water? Constipation is not a solution." He still stayed outside and refused to leave. "Why don't I buy you some bananas?"

... What a broken way!Do you eat the banana or use the banana?This guy... I've had enough.

And I really... I'm not constipated!I really annoy him, I am so handsome, how could I be constipated?

"I am fine."

Ji Lang: "Oh... did you throw my panties again, and ended up clogging the toilet and not daring to come out?"

Am I the kind of person who secretly throws his panties and dares not go out?

I figured it out, as long as I don't go out, he can keep thinking, "Ji Lang, you don't have any underwear to throw away."

His last pair of underwear was drying outside, but here they are not.

"Ok."

I asked him, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Ji Lang: "No, I just think you've been in for too long."

... Ji Lang is simply the world's most wordy old lady.

Ji Lang sat back on his bed.

I couldn't help but update my post, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that several people had already built a building for me. It turns out... I am also a boy who craves online attention?

incredible.

I opened my post happily, [I have two dogs, I think they are mentally handicapped, do I still need to love them? 】

I opened two floors myself, and the third floor began to reply.

[Third floor: The dog peeing may be occupying the territory with the smell, it is better to move him a bigger nest, the shoes are too small, the dog is more than one year old. 】

[Fourth floor: It may be that the owner doesn't like it very much recently, it is angry, after all, a three-month puppy is cuter. 】

[Fifth floor: I feel that the host is so calm, with an inexplicable temperament. 】

[Sixth Floor: I don’t know if Gouzi is cute or not, but I want to see the photo of the original poster.Hey hey hey.jpg]

[Seventh floor: How cold are you... How long has it been, where is the master?Wouldn't the dog have already been sold? 】

Did this group of people come from under Ji Lang's post?Each of them also likes to associate some things.

[Original: I’ve been a little busy recently. The little dog made a mistake some time ago, and I put him in the cold palace. The big dog is usually naughty, but not to the point of being intolerable, but it always likes to crawl on my bed recently. . 】

[Second floor: The host is back... Weeping with joy, my request for posting is too low, I look down on myself.Ah, otherwise, what do you want.jpg]

[Third floor: Big Gouzi likes to climb on the bed?Are you sure that the big dog is a dirt dog and not a Teddy? That thing is getting worse every day, so be careful. 】

I still can tell what Teddy looks like, and Ji Lang's virtue... I can't see through it, maybe he was Teddy in his previous life.

[Old Landlord: They are indeed native dogs. Both are authentic Chinese pastoral dogs. The big dog is big, and the dog is also stupid and likes to bark. 】

[Fifth floor; the host is a decent host, so I don’t know if Gouzi is a decent Gouzi.right!It’s just purple~.jpg]

[Old Landlord: It’s okay, I just feel bored and think my big dog is going to become a genius, so let me share it with you. 】

[Seventh floor: I'm really afraid that the host will suddenly post a post saying that he is with his big dog. 】

[Eighth floor: You went upstairs by mistake, this is a documentary, you should go to the brain hole. 】

I suddenly felt... Even if I make Ji Lang into a piece of shit, everyone can see that he is not a serious shit.

[Original: I've been busy recently, so I won't update it, but my big dog has been a little crazy recently, he likes to bark, it's annoying, his head has been yelled big by him, it's really impossible to give him away. 】

[Tenth floor: ...Shocked. 】

[Eleventh Floor: He... The poster used "he" instead of "it". 】

[Twelfth floor: I knew it was not a serious dog. 】

Uh, it's normal to make a typo... But I'm guilty, and I don't know how to refute everyone.

[The thirteenth floor: It is recommended that if the master is not at ease, chemically castrate the big dog. 】

[Fourteenth floor: Brother 13, stagger the big dog's estrus and estrus, it will be easier to castrate. 】

Castration... I'm a little scared myself, my little angel downstairs... doesn't feel very cute.

As a result, when I walked out of the bathroom when I was about to quit the post, it reminded me that the post I had favorited was being updated.

Ji Lang updated...

Damn, I'm so excited, I'm going to catch up with his live broadcast?

Quickly click in.

[Landlord: Shocked!Shock!Shock! 】

This showman.

[Second floor: It must be the underpants that the landlord himself hid, the spicy strips for [-] cents, don't block, eat by yourself. 】

[Original: It's him!It's him!It's him! 】

[Fourth floor: The landlord is crazy, lock him up quickly. 】

[Fifth floor: Luzhu hasn't updated for a long time, did he get beaten up by a bully and went to the hospital? 】

[Original: He threw my panties!He threw my panties!It ended up getting stuck in the toilet!I fished it out myself when he made me flush the toilet! 】

[Seventh floor: Why did the landlord want to fish it, isn't it dirty? 】

[Eighth floor: Brother 7, do you have cat cakes? You ran too far. The point is that Xueba threw the master's underwear. If Master Lu didn't lie, then Xueba is also a very fascinating person. 】

[Ninth Floor: Shocked, the former indifferent academic master actually did this kind of thing to the master...]

[Tenth floor: The shock section is full, go to the men's silence and women's tears section, did the master cry with excitement, the schoolmaster actually touched your underwear. 】

Ji Lang's posts are really popular. The average interval between each reply is less than 15 seconds. These people are really... idle.

[Old Landlord: This is not the point, it is not the point, the point is, I slept with Xueba! 】

Is it me, Xueba?

Am I a top student?No, just by secretly working hard, you can remember faster than others, do more, and get higher scores. You are forced to stand out among the mediocre people, and you feel like being a general among the dwarfs.

But compared to Ji Lang, I'm still a top student, I just don't understand, he actually said that I slept with him... Isn't it too ambiguous?

I peeked at the screen, and saw the tall buildings on Ji Lang's side soaring to the sky in an instant.

[Twelfth floor: What the host is talking about... I really can't think of it.jpg]

[The thirteenth floor: Where is the floor owner who wants to publish the book, you can't open the official page.You want to laugh me to death so that you can inherit my weight of more than 100 catties.jpg]

[Fourteenth floor: The official drove a big truck and ran over the colleague to death...]

[Fifteenth floor: What kind of car do you drive? Does the master have a driver's license?I bet he most likely meant sleeping in a bed, not the kind of "sleeping" that everyone has a mosaic in their minds. 】

[The sixteenth floor: I disagree with brother 15's statement, I've already made up my mind. 】

[The seventeenth floor: Where is the landlord! 】

[Eighteenth floor: Don't worry, the host is probably driving, let him write slowly, I'll get toilet paper. 】

[Nineteenth Floor: Do you want to cry upstairs?Actually it's nothing. 】

[18th floor: I'm old [-], I don't cry, I just want to wipe my nosebleeds, I don't have a code in my mind, I can't stop the car and I'm already driving. 】

[Original: Don't swipe the screen too fast, listen to me.I have suspected that Xueba took my underwear before, but not only you don't believe me, but I also don't believe myself, because I believe him!So I doubted Gouzi, the landlord, the two little girls next door, and even life, but I never thought it was him! 】

[Floor 22: I don't believe that the boss can be so upright, and someone who looks at Xueba's back can have a nosebleed while being hard all night, can he take advantage of Xueba when he loses his underwear? 】

[Floor 23: Row upstairs, master, we all know who you are, so recruit truthfully. 】

[Original: Well, actually, I just want to see him blush.Then there is another real hammer that he likes me. During the physical education class, he confessed to his deskmate that he likes me. I feel that I have won the first spring of my life. 】

[Floor 25: When I came back, I found that he had stolen your underwear.Damn stimulation.jpg]

[Original: Don't interrupt, he loves me because he loves me, he is teaching me to learn to be thrifty and to manage the house, to wash underwear frequently, and not to buy so much. 】

[Floor 27: After throwing away so many panties, I still feel like a schoolmaster who is diligent and frugal and manages the house. It can be said that love is very blind.Probably the host always throws his underwear around, it's so disgusting that he only throws it when he's a top student.But Xueba said that he likes you... Is there something wrong with the master's comprehension ability? I don't really believe it, even though I'm your brainless fan...orz】

【Old Landlord: He is not a person who easily says he likes it. 】

[Floor 29: Crying out loud, I feel like the host has finally said something human. Judging from the description of the master, Xueba doesn’t even like to get along with people. Renting a house by himself is because he doesn’t like too many people around him. Bar?To be able to accept a mentally handicapped person like Lu Zhu to live in him, to endure your chatter and fine points, and to borrow money from you even if you survived a fight, you may be Xueba's only favorite person left in the world. 】

[Original poster: I was moved to tears, the post is finally closed, Xueba really likes me, you guys should see the reality. 】

[Floor 31: When did everyone become so serious?Am I the only one who is still waiting to see how Luzhu and Xueba sleep? 】

I even suspected that I put on the vest on the "31st Floor" by myself. Ji Lang's update is too slow, my feet are so fucking numb, and I'm afraid that if I go out now, it will affect Ji Lang's performance.

[Original poster: I know you guys are not serious, I'm thinking about it, I'll post it right away. 】

[Original: About the physical education class, I was very happy, but I didn’t ask too much, I think he is too cute, he can blush when I say anything, I suspect that when he wears his underwear, he leans on I was allowed to check on the wall, and my hands were shaking with excitement. 】

[Floor 34: Then I accidentally touched Xueba's buttocks.interesting.jpg]

[Original: His figure is really good, I won't tell you the details, lest you covet him, he is mine.After the inspection, he blocked the toilet when he threw my underwear again, and then let me get it out by myself, and finally he admitted that he did it all the time, you see, he really loves me. 】

[Floor 36: Although the preface and the postscript of Luzhu are inconsistent, and sometimes the imagination is too much, but I can be sure that these are two roommates who are secretly in love with each other.Girl's Looking Up.jpg]

【Original: My fan is broken, my mat is broken, and my back is injured. Xueba sees me as pitiful, and invites me to share his mat and fan. 】

[Floor 38: Lord Lu, please tell the truth. 】

[Original: Well, I stayed on his bed, but in the end he had no choice but to compromise, and slept with me for a night. 】

[Forty Floor: Reality is really disillusioning.Completely lost consciousness.jpg]

【Original: No, this is not disillusionment, this is the beginning of happiness. At first I... just wanted to get closer to him. The two of us used the same soap, but when he applied it on his body, it smelled very good. , I quietly got close to him, his whole body was hot like a fireball, but my body was very cold, I thought that if I got closer to him, he might be more comfortable. 】

[Floor 42: I think it would be more comfortable for you to hug each other face to face. 】

[Floor 43: Xueba... agreed to sleep in the same bed with Luzhu so easily, I'm sorry, my nose bleeds first. 】