Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

Before I could see enough, Ji Lang suddenly turned around and pulled my sleeve, "Come on, let's go back quickly and feed the puppy."

Me: "..." This sounds awkward.

The puppy looked at me eagerly in Jilang's hat with its apple-sized head sideways, so cute!

I saw that Ji Lang's hat was so down that his collar was almost strangled up to his throat, so I couldn't help but said: "How uncomfortable the puppy is in the hat, take it out?"

Ji Lang raised his eyebrows, "Then do you want to hug it? It's so cute, take it out."

"kindness."

But Ji Lang was so short that he asked me to hold the dog. His posture made me feel very ashamed. I am obviously not that short, so I can reach it.

The body holding the puppy was soft and warm. I didn't know what position to hold it in my hand. Licked my hand.

"When did you get it back?" I asked.

Ji Lang put his hand into my arms and stroked Gouzi's head, "During evening self-study, the child was sent to the school gate."

Therefore, this guy must not have studied at night.

"Then you didn't learn any knowledge during the whole self-study?" I asked him.

Ji Lang was taken aback for a moment, then nodded awkwardly.

I know it's really disappointing to bring up this kind of topic now, so I tried my best to pretend that it had nothing to do with me and said, "You can't waste your studies just because you play with dogs. Auntie thinks that you will be helpful to your studies if you live with me." Hello, please help me cancel this report, if you don’t want me to feel guilty all the time, just study hard, at least don’t let your grades slip for the time being..."

Is it enough to ask for him?

The corner of Ji Lang's mouth was about to smile, and he said for a long time, "Don't worry, I won't skip class in the future, and I won't embarrass you."

After carrying the puppy home, I asked Ji Lang, "What's its name?"

"You son of a bitch." Ji Lang went around the room looking for a cardboard box to make a nest for the puppy.

"It's not... when you call it, you can't..." Don't you have a pet name?

Ji Lang scratched his head, "I don't know, my name doesn't sound good, just tell me."

I thought about it for a long time, and felt that the puppy might be as stupid as Ji Lang when it grows up, so I compromised, "Let's call it Gouzi."

Ji Lang nodded excitedly, "Good name!"

I began to suspect that the first name he gave to the dog was Gouzi.

The puppy barked softly in my arms, and its head was still arched. I was a little embarrassed. Could it be looking for milk?

"Ji Lang, is the dog hungry?"

"Oh, it should be," Ji Lang found a cardboard box containing a pressure cooker from the small kitchen, "I bought pet milk powder and a feeding bottle for it, do you make milk for it?"

"Yes." In the past, my family's Samoyed was also raised by me little by little.

Ji Lang is sometimes silly and careless, but when he meets someone he likes, like this dog, he can do everything well, such as the pile of dog food and milk powder on the table, and the little pink dog. Baby bottles, small needles... everything is available, just like he became a father.

Put the puppy into a small box with cushions, and take it out after the milk powder is ready. Ji Lang hugs its body, and I milk the dog little by little with a small needle tube that has its head pulled out. drink.

Gouzi sizzled the needle, it seemed so delicious that he flew up, his eyes narrowed, and some white milk stains flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"The little guy is really hungry," I said.

Ji Lang nodded, then looked at me, "Well, does it look like our child?"

"..."

Our boy... I know he is happy to be a father, but he used the wrong word.

I looked at him and didn't know what to say. Ji Lang knew he had said something wrong, so he quickly lowered his head, "I gave birth, I gave birth..."

I:"……"

The dog just changed to a new owner, and he didn't recognize his birth. He fell asleep after drinking milk and playing in the box for a while. He didn't bark or make trouble. He was really a good dog.

I boiled a pot of hot water and took a brief shower, and Ji Lang went in to wash up.

Suddenly feeling like a family of three, I must be crazy.

There will be no disturbances in the following days, because Ji Lang is carrying punishment on his body, I am very afraid that he will be expelled by the school because of skipping classes or something.

There is a holiday every two weeks, and every time there is a lot of homework, when we returned to the attic from school with a stack of books, I couldn't help but mutter about Ji Lang's study situation.

Ji Lang smiled and said, "You think too much, even if the school wants to expel me, my family has to be happy."

"It's as if the school belongs to your family."

"No, but unless I don't want to go, I can't be fired."

"Did you forget that you were kicked out of the dormitory?" He really dared to speak big words, even if he couldn't even live in the dormitory, he still uttered wild words.

Ji Lang was very proud, "Do you think I was kicked out by the school? It was my mother who thought that I had repeatedly caused trouble for the school, hurt the school's face, and took the initiative to let me move out, and then used the school to refuse to accept stubbornness. The reason why the molecules live in the dormitory is to sell favors."

"..." The guy who walked through the back door was quite proud, since he almost couldn't rent a house.

The dog grows up day by day, in just two weeks, it has gained a lot of weight, and is very sensible. Ji Lang is not very good at studies, but he has a way of educating the dog. When the dog is hungry, he will turn around under our feet Going around begging for dog food, if you want to poop, you will take the initiative to open the door of the big terrace and go out to poop on the newspaper.

Of course, Ji Lang is the shit shoveler, he is in charge of shoveling shit, and I am in charge of feeding.

Ruan Xuehai heard that we had a dog and insisted on coming to see me. I think he either wanted to see the dog, or he wanted to see if Ji Lang and I were fighting again.

I said on the phone: "Ji Lang is going home, and you don't have anything you want to see."

"I really went to see the dog. Don't I go to see the dog raised by my brother?" Ruan Xuehai said exaggeratedly.

Ji Lang was playing with Gouzi next to him, and after hearing that, he asked me, "I want to go home?"

"Aren't you going home in the afternoon? School doesn't start until tomorrow night." I asked him.

Ji Lang put the dog on the table, lowered his head and held its paw and asked it, "Do you want your father to come home?"

Gouzi: "Woo..."

"Look, it doesn't want me to go back." Ji Lang looked up at me.

"..." I said helplessly, "Do you want to go home?"

"Is Ruan Xuehai coming?" Ji Lang asked me.

Ruan Xuehai heard on the phone, "Hao Yu, I bet you that Ji Lang won't come home."

"Who will bet on this with you? I'm too idle. I still have to do my homework, so I'll die."

Before hanging up, Ruan Xuehai yelled on the phone, "Hao Yu wait for me! I'm going to be a godfather to Gouzi!"

Ji Lang raised his brows, "Hao Yu, I don't think a dog recognizes his birth, his godfather, etc., he can't recognize him."

My head was full of black lines, "Don't worry, Ruan Xuehai is just joking."

I also want Gouzi to call me daddy, but Ji Lang took over first, so I can only be Gouzi's parent without a title, which is very uncomfortable.

Godfather, I haven't become a godfather yet, but Ruan Xuehai is quite good at taking advantage.

Ji Lang called his mother, "Hey, um, I feel good."

I guess he was fucking asking about his studies.

Ji Lang nodded vigorously, "Yes, I won't go back, um, I've got too much homework for studying."

"Of course, Hao Yu is super nice."

"How could I not improve? Really, this time I will improve by at least ten places."

I really hope that Ji Lang can be responsible for him and me when he speaks. Is it really difficult to improve ten places?

"Well, don't worry, there is no need to send food. Chen Haokong's mother often cooks delicious food. You can treat your aunt to a meal. Well, I am not fat or thin... I am very happy with Hao Yu .”

Me: "..." He is a big boy and calls his mother, why does he keep mentioning me.

Ji Lang hung up the phone, and I asked him, "Does your mother know that you have a dog?"

"Didn't we raise it? I'm its father, and you are its father." Ji Lang answered irrelevantly.

"Okay, if you don't leave in the afternoon, are you going to vaccinate the dog? It's still two shots away."

The main reason is that dog vaccines are quite expensive, I can't afford the money, I'm so despicable.

Ji Lang hugged the dog back into his arms, "Didn't Ruan Xuehai want to come, let's go together after he leaves."

"Oh."

Ruan Xuehai came after Ji Lang and I had lunch.

Gouzi went to play on the balcony, when Ruan Xuehai entered the door, he saw Ji Lang playing with his mobile phone with his legs crossed on the bed, and so did I.

"Ah, it looks like we get along very well." Ruan Xuehai pretended to be surprised.

"The dog is on the balcony, go find it." I said.

Ruan Xuehai had to get the dog from outside, played with it for a long time, and then put the dog on the table.

Ruan Xuehai didn't care if Gouzi couldn't get down and spun around on the table.

Ruan Xuehai sat beside me and patted my stomach, "Yes, when are you going back to your grandma's house? Is it still summer vacation? Go two days in advance."

I consciously turned my back and asked him to rub my shoulders, "What's wrong?"

"I thought we'd go out to play during the summer vacation. I got my driver's license, and the route is planned for self-driving tours. The round-trip journey takes about 20 days. It's great."

I didn't even bother to raise my eyelids, "You haven't even turned eighteen, are you going to drive me to the river?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't trust me, and my cousin, he is an old driver, let's go together, I'm thinking about going on vacation now! It's all a dream!" Ruan Xuehai said with longing.

I will be in the third year of high school when the school starts again in the summer vacation. Although I am not forced to be in the top of the exam, excellence is a habit. When I have reached this height, I will not want to fall anymore. I said, "I have to go to cram school, otherwise..."

"Damn it!" Ruan Xuehai was filled with righteous indignation, "I have been reviewing for the third year of high school, memorizing, learning and learning, and you still study during the holidays? Are you not annoying?"

"...No, I have to go to my grandma's house." I have to get some money!

Ruan Xuehai stepped up his massage, "Hao Yu, you are getting more and more boring. You used to say that you would go wandering around the world with me after graduation. We travel the world poorly. I don't know if it's because you have other dogs. So you don't love me anymore, and I'm really sad."

The two dogs on the opposite bed and table looked at me together, and I bit the bullet and said: "Then you can play with your brother, it's not like you don't know that your brother and I will fight when we disagree, wait We were both crippled when we came back from the trip.”

"Impossible, my brother has changed now."

"I haven't changed," I pushed Ruan Xuehai away, "I'm not going, I'm going to stay at my grandma's house for two days during the summer vacation and I'll be back. You don't even know how competitive my university target school is. I have to work hard."

Ruan Xuehai finally left angrily. Before he left, he secretly rummaged through my medicine box and found that there were no fewer things in it. He was very disappointed.

"Hao Yu, I won't leave during the summer vacation either, can I be your companion?" Ji Lang asked suddenly after he left.

I just wanted to say that I don't need anyone to accompany me, but before I could say it, Ji Lang said again, "I also have a university that I want to go to, and I'm not sure, I want to study with you."