Hot chicken roommate always flirts with me

I looked up at him, "What's the matter? Are you hitting me or am I hitting you?"

He was embarrassed, and scratched the back of his head again, was this a subconscious action when he was nervous.

Ji Lang stammered, "Just... don't tell her, if she knows that I beat up even the first grader, she will definitely change my house again..."

How do I remember that his mother said yesterday that he might change places to live in the future, "It's just right, you can find a place with a TV."

He was in a hurry, and patted his thigh to explain, "Oh, I said I'm sorry, if you are still angry, you can beat me again, I will never watch TV again, okay... don't mention this, I have no face to live on."

Seeing that he cared so much, I didn't tease him anymore, I just said, "I didn't tell your mother."

He nodded gratefully.

Arrive at school this afternoon for evening self-study, roll call, and then start self-study, now I still have a few hours of free time, what did I do before without Ji Lang's shared rent?

Oh, study.

But right now I don't want to take out the textbooks, I'm afraid he will be stressed and start to be depressed again to the point of undressing and becoming a pervert.

Ruan Xuehai sent 180 text messages asking if I was okay, but I really didn't want to reply.

This guy's crow's mouth needs to be sewed up sometime.

Ruan Xuehai doesn't like to come to my rented room to play with me. He helped me carry my luggage when I first moved in. When he came, he kept yelling that he wanted to vomit because of the small space. It was more depressing than the head teacher staring at him. It's just a big fart.

But this time he couldn't help but look at Ji Lang and me, and kept asking him if he could come and play with me for a while.

I sent a text message to tell him that I want to study, and he said, okay, you can study.

I thought it was a bad dish, and sure enough, within 10 minutes, someone knocked on the door.

Ji Lang thought it was Chen Haokong who came again, and opened the door with a particularly stinky expression, "Fuck you, can't understand people's language? I can't tell you will come again...Who are you?"

Ruan Xuehai was taken aback. He had heard that Ji Lang would be hot-tempered. This guy felt it before he even had time to say hello.

"Hello... I'm Hao Yu's friend..." It was rare to see Ruan Xuehai sluggish, and I lay on the bed and covered my stomach and laughed out loud.

Ruan Xuehai is taller than me, about the same size as Ji Lang. After entering... it feels like the small space is going to explode.

The two of them also realized that standing was very depressing, Ji Lang sat back on his own bed, and Ruan Xuehai sat on mine.

This silly, aggressive eyeball was looking around in the living room, until it saw the medicine box on the study table, revealing twelve big white teeth, "Hahahaha, I said why didn't you let me come, sure enough!"

He fished out the medicine box and flipped through it, his expression getting more and more excited as he flipped through it.

Ji Lang leaned against the wall, his expression getting worse and worse.

"Put it back for me." How did you write the word shame?I forgot.

Ruan Xuehai pushed the box back, and then took something out of his schoolbag, "Don't be in a hurry to chase people away, brother knows that you hate the poor and love the rich, and you have no money, right?"

I watched Ruan Xuehai pull out a bunch of snacks like a juggler, all of which I like and can fill my stomach.

As a person, I don't pay attention to health preservation or what is delicious.

Ruan Xuehai brought me two large packages of waffles and dorayaki, as well as bits and pieces of chicken feet and marinated eggs, and two packages of ham sausage. His living expenses were not particularly high, and he bought them for me through his teeth. I understand.

"I have a heart, brother." I patted Ruan Xuehai's back in relief, took a chicken foot, tore it open and started to chew.

Ji Lang's eyes widened, he got up and went to the small bedroom to take out the bag his mother bought yesterday and put it on the table angrily, "Why don't you eat these?"

The snacks are pretty much the same, but I like them all.

I don't know how to say it, you brought it in without letting me in, how dare I say I want to eat it.

"Forgot." I said.

Ruan Xuehai is my dear son. He ripped open a bag of waffles and stuffed them into my mouth in a particularly disgusting way, "Our family Hao Yu is thin-skinned and loves face. You have to feed him into his mouth like me..."

"You're chasing..." (You fucking shut up.)

When I was about to choke to death, Ruan Xuehai took out a bottle of carbonated drink and handed it to my mouth for me to drink.

Damn, I can't get angry anymore, this grandson is really good at life.

Ji Lang was stunned watching from the side, and almost smoked from the top of his head.

Ruan Xuehai also pretended to bring some homework and put it on the table, as if he was going to study, I was about to tease him, but he said, "Get down."

"Ok?"

Ruan Xuehai: "Lie down on the bed, let me see your injuries."