There is a gang [Sword Three]

I don't know whose brain it was. Pudding's grades were so bad that it was horrible. It is said that his parents are smart people. To be able to open such a large pharmaceutical company, IQ must not be a hindrance.

Xiao Qi's grades were not bad when he was in middle school, and Huang Sheng was even at the top. Although his father is a common man, he pays great attention to his child's academic performance. Whenever Huang Sheng does not perform well in an exam, he will definitely have a belt waiting for him when he returns home.

After reviewing the homework all night with Pudding on their hands, the two had an intuitive understanding of the child's grades for the first time.

Huang Sheng narrowed his eyes, and said thoughtfully, "Did I get the wrong hug in the hospital back then?"

"Nonsense!" Pudding took out a mirror from the drawer, and said happily, "My eyes and eyebrows are like Brother Qi, and my nose and mouth are like Brother Sheng. Look at me, I'm so handsome. It's obviously a family! You can insult me IQ, but you can't insult my beauty!"

Huang Sheng insisted: "It must be wrong."

Pudding glared at him: "It's all about my eyes and eyebrows..."

Huang Sheng interrupted him: "Throw away the embryo, and take the placenta home."

Pudding slapped the table and stood up, yelling in grief and indignation: "...I want to fight you!"

Huang Shengchou bullied the younger shamelessly, pressed the pudding firmly on the desk, and laughed heartily. Suddenly, he caught the gaze of the person next to him from the corner of his eye, was startled, and turned his head to look.

I saw Xiao Qi sitting at the table leisurely, resting his chest on one hand, looking at them, with a faint smile on his lips, focused and gentle eyes, and the lustrous light of the eye protection lamp fell on his face, as if The whole person is glowing.

In such a dazed effort, Pudding resolutely launched a counterattack, broke free from Huang Sheng's grasp, turned around, rushed towards Huang Sheng like a little leopard, grabbed Huang Sheng's collar and knocked him over on the sofa.

"Hey, hey...let go of me...will you pay for the torn clothes..." Huang Sheng yelled.

"I'll pay you one hundred pieces!" Pudding said proudly.

"The person is not big, and the cowhide is not small!"

"It's not bragging!" Pudding pressed him triumphantly, shaking his eyebrows and laughing, "Are you convinced? If you accept it, apologize quickly, you are the one who grew up with the placenta!"

"Do you want me to accept this little trick? Come on, watch me turn around!" Huang Sheng just finished speaking, taking advantage of his size, he turned over and lifted the pudding up.

Hearing a "stab" crack, the buttons of his pajamas were unbuttoned from head to bottom, and the collar was still in Pudding's hands. Following the change of their postures, he took the pajamas off his shoulders.

The light shone on his skin, making it white and bright.

Huang Sheng: "I rely on..."

Pudding: "I rely on..."

Xiao Qi's eyes tightened, he looked away hastily, and said in a deep voice: "Stop making trouble, and review your homework!"

Pudding let go of his hand, touched Huang Sheng's chest, and smirked: "Oh brother Sheng, you are so easy to touch..."

"Little bastard!" Huang Sheng jumped up to beat him.

Pudding ran away in a flash.

"Xiao Zhi," Xiao Qi said coldly, "I don't want to see you mean again."

Pudding blinked his eyes, sat back on the chair, puffed his cheeks and did not speak.

Xiao Qi said, "Did you hear that?"

"No..." Pudding couldn't help but said, "What's wrong with me touching him twice, men are like this..."

"You don't even count as a human being, what kind of man are you?"

"Water?" Pudding gasped and exclaimed, "Could it be that I'm a woman? Bro, have you taken the wrong medicine? Me and Erya...my classmates and I usually get along like this, just for fun! "

Xiao Qi ignored him, and directly slapped a stack of handouts in front of him.

"..." Pudding deflated instantly.

Huang Sheng really wanted to play games, but the JX800 on the computer in his room hadn't been updated for [-] years, so he couldn't be bothered to wait for the update, so he had to lie on the sofa and play with his phone.

Xia Qiongjiu and his love brother went out to be corrupt, swiped one after another delicious food in the circle of friends, although they didn't show their faces, but the pairs of Zidanzi, the milk tea cups leaning together, the buttoned Brownies with two forks are brutally cruel to dogs.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Xia Qiongjiu frantically dried a pot of spicy crayfish.

Huang Sheng stared straight at the crayfish, and began to salivate involuntarily.

Xiao Qi suddenly turned around.

The two looked at each other for a moment, and Huang Sheng silently turned the phone over, using this bright and shiny picture to seduce him wordlessly.

Xiao Qi couldn't help laughing.

"What are you two doing flirting with each other?" Pudding turned his head in doubt, glanced at Huang Sheng's phone screen from the corner of his eye, widened his eyes suddenly, and said angrily, "Huang Sheng, you are too much! How could... how could you How could you tempt me like this?" He threw the handouts on the table, and said proudly, "If I can't eat crayfish, what's the use of me reviewing this shitty math!"

Huang Sheng laughed: "Hey, boy, you play too much."

Pudding rubbed his face with his hands, shook like Tuzki, and said painfully: "There is no limit to learning, what can be more exciting than crayfish?"

Xiao Qi said lightly: "Let's go, I'll treat you to eat."

Huang Sheng lay still on the sofa: "Brother, it's ten o'clock."

Xiao Qi looked at him helplessly: "You just don't want to move."

"Brother," Pudding tilted his head to look at them, and praised, "You know Brother Sheng well. He is so lazy that he even finds it troublesome to eat. If someone chews and feeds him, he will definitely not eat by himself."

"Damn it, your words are a little disgusting," Huang Sheng said, "Do you believe I'll beat you up?"

Pudding trembled exaggeratedly: "It's so scary!"

"Let's order a takeaway." Xiao Qi took out his mobile phone, found a crayfish restaurant with the food ordering app, chose a lobster and a drink, and suddenly asked, "What's the address here?"

Huang Sheng said, "How do I know?"

Pudding took Xiao Qi's mobile phone, entered the address, and muttered with a smile: "You two are really a perfect match, and you don't even know the address of your own home."

"This is not my house." Xiao Qi frowned with a hint of hostility.

The smile on Pudding's face froze instantly.

The study room, which was bustling a second ago, suddenly fell silent. Huang Sheng nestled on the sofa, raised his eyelids and glanced at him expressionlessly.

"I'm sorry," Xiao Qi rubbed the center of his brows, he didn't expect such words to come out of his conditioned reflex, and whispered in frustration, "I'm too impulsive..."

"It's okay," Huang Sheng said, "The concept of home is different from other things. My home is where I feel at ease. I know you don't like this place, and to be honest, I don't like it either. Don't force yourself. A twisted melon is not sweet." .”

"En." Xiao Qi looked at him silently, answered, and didn't speak any more.

The embarrassing atmosphere continued until the crayfish was delivered, and the aunt was already asleep. The three of them were afraid that she would make a fuss, so they tiptoedly picked up the takeaway, and carried the shrimp into the study upstairs.

Huang Sheng was gearing up: "hiahiahiahia..."

Pudding followed suit: "hiahiahiahia..."

Xiao Qi unscrewed the bottle cap and poured Coke into the cup. When he looked up, the two had already put on gloves and grabbed it.

The prawns in this restaurant are really good. They are fragrant enough and spicy. A pot full of [-] catties of prawns was snatched up in less than half an hour.

Pudding sucked on a prawn tail, looked at the prawn in Huang Sheng's hand eagerly, and swallowed his saliva.

Huang Sheng held the shrimp and moved to the left, Pudding's head turned to the left, Huang Sheng moved the shrimp to the right, and the pudding's head turned to the right, Huang Sheng glanced at him: "Want to eat?"

Pudding nodded hurriedly.

Huang Sheng held the shrimp and brought it to him, and said seriously: "Come on, guess the gender of this big brother, and I'll give it to you if you're right."

Pudding took a breath: "How do you guess?"

"Guess or not?"

"Guess, guess!" Pudding yelled hurriedly, joking, no matter how he guesses, the correct rate is 50%, and a fool would not guess. He stared at the shrimp for a long time, and said cautiously, "Female."

"Go play with your eggs!" Huang Sheng took the shrimp back, "Do you use male and female to express the gender of the lobster?"

"Mother, mother... mother!" Pudding yelled, "No, no, it's a female! A female!"

"congratulations!"

Pudding clenched his hands violently: "Yeah!"

"Wrong answer!" Huang Sheng yelled happily, "Dear contestant Xiao Erzhu, you have obtained the honorable qualification to watch me eat lobster! I'm so happy for you!"

Pudding threw his head on Xiao Qi's body, moaning in pain: "Which immortal has a supernatural power to accept him..."

Xiao Qi lowered his head and peeled the lobster, and smiled slightly.He peeled the last lobster, kept the shell in front of him, and passed the prawn meat to Pudding's mouth.

Pudding smiled, took the shrimp meat into his mouth, and chewed hard.

Xiao Qi looked at him contentedly from the side, with a smile on his lips, he suddenly saw a red dot landed on his hand from the corner of his eye, turned his head, and saw that it was the lobster in Huang Sheng's hand.

He looked up suspiciously.

Huang Sheng raised his eyebrows, and smiled with one corner of his lips: "I'm full, this is just for you."

"Thank you." Xiao Qi took a look at the shrimp claws and said with a smile, "It's really male."

Pudding looked over curiously: "How do you see it? Is there a little jj?"

Xiao Qi: "..."

Pudding didn't notice his embarrassment, and kept asking: "What do you think? Is Xiong bigger?"

"Yeah." Xiao Qi nodded.

"It's too mysterious, some girls have bigger skeletons..."

Xiao Qi asked him to look at the shrimp claws: "The male one has an obvious wart-like protrusion, but the female one is not obvious."

"So that's how it is..." Pudding blinked, "Then where is his little jj?"

"..." Xiao Qi paused, turned the lobster over, and let him see the spines on the abdomen.

Pudding poked it with his hand, and said shyly, "It's so heavy...that female..."

Huang Sheng found half of the shrimp shells from the pile in front of him, and handed it to Pudding: "Look here, this is called the spermatophore. Male lobsters inject sperm into it with their copulatory spines. It can be stored for more than half a year, and female lobsters can slowly. Enjoy."

"Is it so amazing?" Pudding gasped, took half of his shrimp shell, flipped through it twice, and muttered, "Then... what about gay lobsters?"

"...Young man, your idea is even more miraculous than the breeding habits of lobsters."

Pudding rolled his eyes cunningly twice, and smiled mischievously, "I'm curious."

"What's wrong with you being curious? If you have to be curious about this, you don't even understand human beings, and you still make lobsters," Huang Sheng said, "Why don't you reincarnate as a gay lobster in your next life and experience it for yourself."

"Nonsense." Xiao Qi reprimanded softly, peeled the last lobster, and put the shrimp meat into the pudding bowl.

Pudding chewed on the shrimp meat, hesitant to speak.

Huang Sheng said: "You can ask whatever you want, but I really don't know how lobsters are gay."

"What about humans?"

"Humans..." Huang Sheng stammered, "Humans just do it like that."

Pudding curled his lips: "Erya told me, that...is very cool."

"That's right, it's really cool." Huang Sheng said bravely.

Pudding asked in surprise: "Really? Have you done it? How cool is it?"

Huang Sheng squeezed out an expression of reading Qianfan's vicissitudes, and felt that he should have half a lit cigarette in his hand at the moment, and he said calmly: "Your question is like asking whether Ma Yun has made money, Liu Qiangdong, etc. Have you ever seen a beautiful woman before?"

Pudding was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing.

Xiao Qi said lightly: "Ma Yun said he had never touched money, and Liu Qiangdong said he was face blind."

"...You know as much as you do!" Huang Sheng gave him an annoyed glance, a trace of narrowness flashed across his bright eyes, he twitched his eyebrows, and leaned forward slightly.

Xiao Qi understood, leaned over, and heard Huang Sheng deliberately lowered his voice and said provocatively: "Everyone is gay, but I know you are a virgin, are you also curious about that?"

The fiery breath rushed into the ear holes, Xiao Qi's heart trembled, and he felt that half of his body was paralyzed. He stared straight at the shrimp shells on the table, and after a while, he gritted his teeth and laughed: "You teach me?"

"I won't teach." Huang Sheng said bluntly and withdrew his body.

Xiao Qi looked at his lazily sitting posture leaning against the backrest, ground his back molars calmly, and an evil voice in his heart said ferociously: "Wait and see."