There is a gang [Sword Three]
Chapter 21
Male divine voices are not as attractive to warmongers as heads. The old tea cadres called the top leaders of all the gangs to send a group to Kunlun to scan the pictures. After responding to everyone, six groups were quickly formed, and they went straight to the camp in the Valley of the Wicked. go.
Qi Sha Ruo Ming worked on things all night, and finally forced out the old old tea, immediately organized people, and confronted them head-on.
The two sides fought to the death on the Kunlun Icefield, which was ravaged by wind and snow.
But at this time, Huangfu Gousheng appeared in Yingxue Lake in Cangyun, holding up an umbrella, Mingya stood on the small island in the middle of the lake coquettishly, trying to tease a young lady.
The young lady was wearing the legendary sea view room - pink cabbage, white hair with a garland, and an insect flute sandwiched in front of him, standing obediently in front of him, with a word bubble floating above her head.
[Private chat] You can only brag: Goubi, I heard that you were coquettish all night at the old birthday party in Tea?You unruly bitch!Is it itchy again?
[Private Chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Fart!That's what I called the release of hormones all night!Tea is always fascinated by me, crying and shouting to be my love.
[Private chat] Only bragging pen: Oh?Are we going to have a fourteenth sister?
[Private chat] Huangfu Gousheng: No, for the sake of your rain and dew, I justly rejected him.
[Private chat] Only bragging pen: Very good, okay~
The moment the word bubble floated out, Gousheng was blasted into the sky, flying higher than Shenxing, and then landed at the feet of a bragging pen.
[Private chat] Huangfu Gousheng: [Heavenly Craft Box·Xiangteng]...do you still hide such an ancient gadget?
[Private chat] Only a bragging pen: Isn't it you that I hide the oldest gadget?
[Private chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Tsk...that makes sense...it makes sense.
Knowing how to brag and recruit a carving, invited Huangfu Gousheng Shuangqi, the two of them squatted on the back of the carving in a very wretched posture, looking at the picturesque Cangyunyingxue Lake in front of them, pretending that the years are quiet good.
[Private chat] Only bragging pen: Qisha and President Cha are doing it again, does it have anything to do with you?
[Private chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Don't mention the faction to me anymore, I'm a casual party now.
In order to make himself suitable for the leisure party, Gousheng jumped off the eagle's back, released a rare follower - Ice Blue Flower Guest, opened an umbrella - Night Galaxy, stood by the lake and began to scan the world.
[World] Huangfu Gousheng: ← Er Shao sells himself, 1G for himself, in wind and rain, I will wait for you at Yingxue Lake.
[World] Assignment block: ← Beggar sells himself, 1G for himself, in wind and rain, I will wait for you in Yangzhou.
[World] Skin quality: ← Xiuniang sells her body, 1G is taken by herself, in wind and rain, I will wait for you at Slender West Lake.
……
The World Channel was instantly taken over by the copying party, but no one came to Yingxue Lake to buy dog leftovers, and the dog leftovers felt that everyone was very disrespectful, and everyone felt that the goods were not worth a penny.
Yingxue Lake in Cangyun is like a holiday tourist attraction every night. The small island in the middle of the lake is crowded with people, and fireworks are almost non-stop in the shallows.
Gou Sheng wandered around for more than an hour, but he didn't get a single lady, so he could only stand beside the bragging pen, enjoying the loneliness with him.
Leisure party life is too boring... This is Gousheng's only feeling.
He looked at the pink and tender bragging pen next to him, took out a bunch of candied haws from his bag, and stuffed it in. It happened that someone next to him stuffed a candied haws into the bragging pen, and two text bubbles appeared on the top of the bragging pen. .
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: Uncle Gousheng is a good man!
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: brother pot beggar is the best to me!
Gou Sheng "hiss..." sucked in a breath of cold air, feeling insulted.
[Recent chat] Huangfu Gousheng: I am an uncle, but he is an elder brother?
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: the system is random!
[Recent Chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Why?
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: because of your black face.
The person on the opposite side was a bit pushy, and after being called "brother", he even invited the bragging pen to hug him!The bragging pen actually agreed!Hey, this skittish man!
Gou Sheng angrily chose the person next to him, thinking that I would look at how pale your face is... After the selection, he couldn't help being startled, and found that it turned out to be a gang of beggars full of evil. He probably just came down from the Kunlun Shura Field. It's not closed yet.
[Recent Chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Is Kunlun finished?
[Recent Chat] Stainless Steel Pot Beggar: Well, come tease the young lady when you get off the battlefield, hehe.
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: I am a little brother.
[Recent Chat] Stainless Steel Pot Beggar: I understand, I understand.
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: what do you know?
[Recent Chat] Stainless Steel Pot Beggar: You girls like to say that you are a man.
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: How much do you know.
Classmate Guo Beggar awkwardly but tried his best to pick up the bragging pen, and he was flying and riding.Huangfu Gousheng felt that he was superfluous, and thought about finding another young lady to tease him. When he turned around, he saw a Xiuniang standing behind him, with the name Qihui Lingsha on top of her head.
He was taken aback, opened the YY interface, and found that Qihui Lingsha came to the small room at some point, and called carefully: "Brother apprentice?"
"En." Qihui Lingsha responded.
"when did you come?"
"Just arrived."
"Oh, okay." Gou Sheng said resentfully, feeling that the little apprentice was in a bad mood, but he didn't dare to ask, he walked up to Qihui Lingsha with an umbrella, and stood side by side.
I have to admit that the picture of Chengnan and Xiuniang standing together is really beautiful.
An air mass exploded next to him. I don't know what the classmate Guo Beg said, but the bragging pen blasted him into the sky with [Heavenly Craft Box·Xiang Teng].
Qihui Lingsha was taken aback: "What is that?"
"The recharge pendant for 13 years," Gousheng said with a smile, "I have it too, do you want to play?"
Qihui Lingsha has no doubts about him: "Okay, play with me."
As soon as the voice fell, the screen flickered, and the slender Xiu Niang rose from the ground and collapsed into the sky like a pink fart. She was suspended in the air for half a second, and then Qingyun plummeted, falling headlong on the soles of Gou Remnant's feet, lying on the ground for a long time Did not get up.
Gou Sheng laughed heartily: "Hahahahahaha..."
Qihui Lingsha couldn't help laughing: "Hahahahahaha..."
The two laughed at each other for a long time in YY, they couldn't stop for no reason, they kept laughing until they were about to die, and finally managed to control it.
Qihui Lingsha said: "One more time."
"Okay." Gou Sheng waited for the cooling time to pass, and then hit "her" with another shot.
The two laughed and collapsed more than ten times, and they hadn't played enough with the Seven Returning Spirit Sand, so they said, "Come again."
"No more," Gou Sheng said with a smile, "I'm out of ammo."
"Where do you get the ammunition?"
Gousheng posted [Xiangteng·Xinhuo] in the chat box, and explained: "This has to be bought in the system, and the trading house probably doesn't have it."
"Go buy it."
"One hundred Tongbao!" Gou Sheng said, "Your master and I are so poor that we go out to sell and sing, where can we have the money to buy this thing?"
"I'll give you money."
"My God... Brother apprentice, you are so straightforward..." Gousheng was about to say something when a transaction application box interrupted him, and said with a smile, "You really want to give me money... ...fuck me!"
Put 50 gold in the trading box for Qihui Lingsha.
Gou Sheng was dumbfounded: "This money can blow you into deep-fried dough sticks, do you believe it?"
"Buy ammunition, and," Qihui Lingsha said flatly, "you are not allowed to sing to others in the future."
Gou Sheng Miao rejected his application.
Qihui Lingsha's breathing suddenly became heavy.
Gou Sheng's grinning voice sounded: "You scared me to death, you know? I'll let you go, I'll let you go, don't scare me with money."
He bought ten ammunition from the system, and blasted Xiu Niang into the sky with one shot. While waiting for the cooling time, he heard Qihui Lingsha say: "I don't want to play anymore."
"Tsk..." Gou Sheng laughed, looking at the remaining nine ammunition, thinking that I would save it for teasing young ladies next time, hum!
The bragging pen and the pot beggar next to him flew away on the big eagle, Qihui Lingsha walked into the lake, summoned a bamboo raft, stood on the boat, and stretched out his hand to Gousheng.
[System] Qihui Lingsha invites you to ride with me, confirm/cancel
Gou Sheng shook his head and smiled, and walked onto the boat.
Qihui Lingsha rowed a boat and slowly rowed towards the center of the lake. The scenery along the way changed, with crystal clear snow trees in the distance, and a mirror-clear ice lake nearby, with bamboo rafts parked in the center of the lake.
Neither of them spoke, they just sat quietly on the boat, silent and comfortable.
I don't know how long it took, the bragging pen and the pot beggar rode a big tortoise and swam past the bamboo raft.
"Look at the photos I took." Gousheng posted a few screenshots on YY's public screen: the simple bamboo raft, the platinum-gold hidden sword and the pink-clothed Qixiu, the quiet lake, the snow-capped mountains behind...
Looking at the beautiful screenshot, Qisha smiled softly. To be honest, after directing two major offensive and defensive rounds, he commanded several hours of field battles. He is very tired now, and his brain feels like a stabbing pain like a steel needle. Needed a good night's rest.
But right now he didn't want to go to sleep at all.
Gou Sheng posted a few more screenshots, and Qi Sha smiled after reading them one by one, and suddenly said, "Do you... like Qi Xiu or Wan Hua more?"
"Asking this kind of question shows that you don't know me too well," Gou Sheng said with a smile, "Our official partner of the Great Hidden Sword is Tiance, of course I like Tiance more."
Qi Sha's heart trembled: "Tiance?"
"That's right, Tiance," Gou Sheng said, "Your master's wife is a military lady, oh my god, she's so handsome, she's too handsome to close her legs, the kind that almost makes me straight."
"You..." Qi Sha blurted out, "Are you gay?"
Gou Sheng paused, and said slowly, "Is it too late for me to deny it now?"
Qi Sha Ruo Ming worked on things all night, and finally forced out the old old tea, immediately organized people, and confronted them head-on.
The two sides fought to the death on the Kunlun Icefield, which was ravaged by wind and snow.
But at this time, Huangfu Gousheng appeared in Yingxue Lake in Cangyun, holding up an umbrella, Mingya stood on the small island in the middle of the lake coquettishly, trying to tease a young lady.
The young lady was wearing the legendary sea view room - pink cabbage, white hair with a garland, and an insect flute sandwiched in front of him, standing obediently in front of him, with a word bubble floating above her head.
[Private chat] You can only brag: Goubi, I heard that you were coquettish all night at the old birthday party in Tea?You unruly bitch!Is it itchy again?
[Private Chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Fart!That's what I called the release of hormones all night!Tea is always fascinated by me, crying and shouting to be my love.
[Private chat] Only bragging pen: Oh?Are we going to have a fourteenth sister?
[Private chat] Huangfu Gousheng: No, for the sake of your rain and dew, I justly rejected him.
[Private chat] Only bragging pen: Very good, okay~
The moment the word bubble floated out, Gousheng was blasted into the sky, flying higher than Shenxing, and then landed at the feet of a bragging pen.
[Private chat] Huangfu Gousheng: [Heavenly Craft Box·Xiangteng]...do you still hide such an ancient gadget?
[Private chat] Only a bragging pen: Isn't it you that I hide the oldest gadget?
[Private chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Tsk...that makes sense...it makes sense.
Knowing how to brag and recruit a carving, invited Huangfu Gousheng Shuangqi, the two of them squatted on the back of the carving in a very wretched posture, looking at the picturesque Cangyunyingxue Lake in front of them, pretending that the years are quiet good.
[Private chat] Only bragging pen: Qisha and President Cha are doing it again, does it have anything to do with you?
[Private chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Don't mention the faction to me anymore, I'm a casual party now.
In order to make himself suitable for the leisure party, Gousheng jumped off the eagle's back, released a rare follower - Ice Blue Flower Guest, opened an umbrella - Night Galaxy, stood by the lake and began to scan the world.
[World] Huangfu Gousheng: ← Er Shao sells himself, 1G for himself, in wind and rain, I will wait for you at Yingxue Lake.
[World] Assignment block: ← Beggar sells himself, 1G for himself, in wind and rain, I will wait for you in Yangzhou.
[World] Skin quality: ← Xiuniang sells her body, 1G is taken by herself, in wind and rain, I will wait for you at Slender West Lake.
……
The World Channel was instantly taken over by the copying party, but no one came to Yingxue Lake to buy dog leftovers, and the dog leftovers felt that everyone was very disrespectful, and everyone felt that the goods were not worth a penny.
Yingxue Lake in Cangyun is like a holiday tourist attraction every night. The small island in the middle of the lake is crowded with people, and fireworks are almost non-stop in the shallows.
Gou Sheng wandered around for more than an hour, but he didn't get a single lady, so he could only stand beside the bragging pen, enjoying the loneliness with him.
Leisure party life is too boring... This is Gousheng's only feeling.
He looked at the pink and tender bragging pen next to him, took out a bunch of candied haws from his bag, and stuffed it in. It happened that someone next to him stuffed a candied haws into the bragging pen, and two text bubbles appeared on the top of the bragging pen. .
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: Uncle Gousheng is a good man!
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: brother pot beggar is the best to me!
Gou Sheng "hiss..." sucked in a breath of cold air, feeling insulted.
[Recent chat] Huangfu Gousheng: I am an uncle, but he is an elder brother?
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: the system is random!
[Recent Chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Why?
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: because of your black face.
The person on the opposite side was a bit pushy, and after being called "brother", he even invited the bragging pen to hug him!The bragging pen actually agreed!Hey, this skittish man!
Gou Sheng angrily chose the person next to him, thinking that I would look at how pale your face is... After the selection, he couldn't help being startled, and found that it turned out to be a gang of beggars full of evil. He probably just came down from the Kunlun Shura Field. It's not closed yet.
[Recent Chat] Huangfu Gousheng: Is Kunlun finished?
[Recent Chat] Stainless Steel Pot Beggar: Well, come tease the young lady when you get off the battlefield, hehe.
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: I am a little brother.
[Recent Chat] Stainless Steel Pot Beggar: I understand, I understand.
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: what do you know?
[Recent Chat] Stainless Steel Pot Beggar: You girls like to say that you are a man.
[Recent chat] Only bragging pen: How much do you know.
Classmate Guo Beggar awkwardly but tried his best to pick up the bragging pen, and he was flying and riding.Huangfu Gousheng felt that he was superfluous, and thought about finding another young lady to tease him. When he turned around, he saw a Xiuniang standing behind him, with the name Qihui Lingsha on top of her head.
He was taken aback, opened the YY interface, and found that Qihui Lingsha came to the small room at some point, and called carefully: "Brother apprentice?"
"En." Qihui Lingsha responded.
"when did you come?"
"Just arrived."
"Oh, okay." Gou Sheng said resentfully, feeling that the little apprentice was in a bad mood, but he didn't dare to ask, he walked up to Qihui Lingsha with an umbrella, and stood side by side.
I have to admit that the picture of Chengnan and Xiuniang standing together is really beautiful.
An air mass exploded next to him. I don't know what the classmate Guo Beg said, but the bragging pen blasted him into the sky with [Heavenly Craft Box·Xiang Teng].
Qihui Lingsha was taken aback: "What is that?"
"The recharge pendant for 13 years," Gousheng said with a smile, "I have it too, do you want to play?"
Qihui Lingsha has no doubts about him: "Okay, play with me."
As soon as the voice fell, the screen flickered, and the slender Xiu Niang rose from the ground and collapsed into the sky like a pink fart. She was suspended in the air for half a second, and then Qingyun plummeted, falling headlong on the soles of Gou Remnant's feet, lying on the ground for a long time Did not get up.
Gou Sheng laughed heartily: "Hahahahahaha..."
Qihui Lingsha couldn't help laughing: "Hahahahahaha..."
The two laughed at each other for a long time in YY, they couldn't stop for no reason, they kept laughing until they were about to die, and finally managed to control it.
Qihui Lingsha said: "One more time."
"Okay." Gou Sheng waited for the cooling time to pass, and then hit "her" with another shot.
The two laughed and collapsed more than ten times, and they hadn't played enough with the Seven Returning Spirit Sand, so they said, "Come again."
"No more," Gou Sheng said with a smile, "I'm out of ammo."
"Where do you get the ammunition?"
Gousheng posted [Xiangteng·Xinhuo] in the chat box, and explained: "This has to be bought in the system, and the trading house probably doesn't have it."
"Go buy it."
"One hundred Tongbao!" Gou Sheng said, "Your master and I are so poor that we go out to sell and sing, where can we have the money to buy this thing?"
"I'll give you money."
"My God... Brother apprentice, you are so straightforward..." Gousheng was about to say something when a transaction application box interrupted him, and said with a smile, "You really want to give me money... ...fuck me!"
Put 50 gold in the trading box for Qihui Lingsha.
Gou Sheng was dumbfounded: "This money can blow you into deep-fried dough sticks, do you believe it?"
"Buy ammunition, and," Qihui Lingsha said flatly, "you are not allowed to sing to others in the future."
Gou Sheng Miao rejected his application.
Qihui Lingsha's breathing suddenly became heavy.
Gou Sheng's grinning voice sounded: "You scared me to death, you know? I'll let you go, I'll let you go, don't scare me with money."
He bought ten ammunition from the system, and blasted Xiu Niang into the sky with one shot. While waiting for the cooling time, he heard Qihui Lingsha say: "I don't want to play anymore."
"Tsk..." Gou Sheng laughed, looking at the remaining nine ammunition, thinking that I would save it for teasing young ladies next time, hum!
The bragging pen and the pot beggar next to him flew away on the big eagle, Qihui Lingsha walked into the lake, summoned a bamboo raft, stood on the boat, and stretched out his hand to Gousheng.
[System] Qihui Lingsha invites you to ride with me, confirm/cancel
Gou Sheng shook his head and smiled, and walked onto the boat.
Qihui Lingsha rowed a boat and slowly rowed towards the center of the lake. The scenery along the way changed, with crystal clear snow trees in the distance, and a mirror-clear ice lake nearby, with bamboo rafts parked in the center of the lake.
Neither of them spoke, they just sat quietly on the boat, silent and comfortable.
I don't know how long it took, the bragging pen and the pot beggar rode a big tortoise and swam past the bamboo raft.
"Look at the photos I took." Gousheng posted a few screenshots on YY's public screen: the simple bamboo raft, the platinum-gold hidden sword and the pink-clothed Qixiu, the quiet lake, the snow-capped mountains behind...
Looking at the beautiful screenshot, Qisha smiled softly. To be honest, after directing two major offensive and defensive rounds, he commanded several hours of field battles. He is very tired now, and his brain feels like a stabbing pain like a steel needle. Needed a good night's rest.
But right now he didn't want to go to sleep at all.
Gou Sheng posted a few more screenshots, and Qi Sha smiled after reading them one by one, and suddenly said, "Do you... like Qi Xiu or Wan Hua more?"
"Asking this kind of question shows that you don't know me too well," Gou Sheng said with a smile, "Our official partner of the Great Hidden Sword is Tiance, of course I like Tiance more."
Qi Sha's heart trembled: "Tiance?"
"That's right, Tiance," Gou Sheng said, "Your master's wife is a military lady, oh my god, she's so handsome, she's too handsome to close her legs, the kind that almost makes me straight."
"You..." Qi Sha blurted out, "Are you gay?"
Gou Sheng paused, and said slowly, "Is it too late for me to deny it now?"
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