There is a gang [Sword Three]

The money owed incident of McDonald’s seems to be a game overturned. After going offline that night because of the parent’s debuff, and going online again the next night, I saw the world channel frantically saying “Master Mai is online, Mr. Mai, have you paid yet?” ?”

Huang Sheng is simply a master of rhythm, using the dirty experience accumulated in the camp for many years to successfully make the whole day of McDonald's game experience start from the heart.

McDonald even felt that if the dog had a little money, he would definitely buy a hot search to hack himself.After playing the game for such a long time, when had McDonald been bullied like this, he couldn't bear it at all.

"Brother Gun, let's fight for five hours. Damn it, let's see if I can't kill them."

"Okay," said the gun of friendship, "I started with the small gang, come on, the brothers who are online want to fight and join my small gang."

"Use a small gang?" McDonald was unhappy, "Just use the main gang, and use the small gang without the pleasure of being crushed by heads."

"Heads are crushing farts," a person in YY said with a sneer, "I'm afraid they were crushed by evil people's heads."

McDonald suddenly became furious: "What did you say?"

"Can't you hear what I said?" The man mocked, "Is there something wrong with your ears?"

"Damn it!" McDonald called up the YY interface and began to pull his vest, swearing, "Let me see which idiot is spewing dung, it's your father who killed you, stand on the street for your father It's..."

Before he could find him, the man scolded back quickly: "Seven kills are not my father, but your father. You idiot, click on the members of the gang to see how many fucking people have quit the gang. I thought you had How awesome is it? How awesome is it that you paid the wages you owed people, who is really stupid enough to work for a liar for nothing these days, and whoever was not raised by your parents deserves to be scolded by you every day without earning any money... ..."

Before he finished speaking, his voice disappeared, and the gun of friendship said in a deep voice: "I blocked his IP, it must be 007, he deliberately came to bring rhythm."

He was right. When he found out that his IP was blocked, Huang Sheng smiled wickedly and said, "McDang is a bit shallow. He jumped up in a few words and scolded me. Is scolding useful? It will only make more people Many people know that he owes money and refuses to pay, or our gun brother has experience and blocked the IP directly, so that I can't bring up any rhythm."

Wearing an apron, Xiao Qi brought out two dishes from the kitchen and put them on the dining table. Hearing this, he raised his eyebrows: "Brother Gun?"

"God's gun of friendship!" Huang Sheng said firmly.

Satisfied, Xiao Qi said with a smile: "You can't play anymore if your IP is blocked. Wash your hands and get ready for dinner."

"Can blocking my IP be enough?" Huang Sheng quit YY, clicked on the computer settings, changed the network address, logged in again to YY, changed his vest to the offline management of a certain Zuiwo gang, and went in again. Don't forget to turn on the voice changer.

McDangdang was so angry at that 007 just now, several minutes passed, and he was still yelling.

Huang Sheng's acting skills echoed him with a few words of scolding, scolding McDonald like a confidant, repeatedly praising him for his spirituality, Huang Sheng changed the subject: "But I think you should pay the money first, you still owe It’s not a problem, now the migrant workers are busy moving bricks.”

"My mother didn't owe it on purpose," McDonald said irritably, "money is a little tight these days, so slow down, or my mother will go crazy again."

"How can money be tight? You are an inhuman boss Mai," Huang Sheng mocked angrily, "It's only tens of thousands of dollars, probably not enough for you to be a health care provider."

"Damn, I'm fucking..." McDonald wanted to say that he had never done general health care, and felt that it was a bit shameful that he had never done general health care in his noble status, so he hesitated and said depressedly, "I just temporarily I didn’t pay, and it’s not like I’ll never pay, it’s only tens of thousands of dollars, hum!”

"That's right, it's only tens of thousands of dollars. You are so rich, how can you still be short of this little money? I can't figure it out. Besides, as you are, all the friends around you should be rich, every minute Tens of millions, you can just find a friend to borrow tens of thousands of yuan, it’s too shameful not to pay back the money owed, just from yesterday to today, dozens of people have left the gang, and some people say that your family is bankrupt No, everyone will have no wages in the future, and they can't even pay for point cards..."

"Who the hell spread rumors that my family is bankrupt?" McDonald finally realized that the guy's tone was very suspicious, "Who did you listen to? Is there still 007 in the gang?"

The Gun of Friendship suddenly said: "Brother, it seems that you have never heard your voice before. I see your ID... recalling Shangmo, blue horse... isn't Xiaomo a yellow horse? Damn, you fucking Dare to impersonate!"

So Huang Sheng was kicked out of the channel again. This time, the Gun of Friendship has learned a lot, and his ID was blocked directly.

Xiao Qi stood behind him, watching the whole process, gloated and said with a gleeful smile: "This time there is no way."

"Hehe, sealing the ID can kill me?" Huang Sheng found a notepad on the desktop, opened it, and there were hundreds of YY account numbers and passwords in it. He calmly boarded one of them, and said with a smirk, "Brother don't What’s missing is the ID, Taobao costs ten yuan, or the crown number.”

Xiao Qi completely convinced this person, pressed his head and rubbed vigorously: "Okay, don't make trouble anymore, let's eat first, my master of rhythm."

"Alright, let's have dinner!"

Huang Sheng went to wash his hands obediently, when the phone on the table rang suddenly, he poked his head out from the bathroom, and yelled, "Look who is calling me at night?"

Xiao Qi picked up the phone and took a look: "It's an unfamiliar number, and the address shows that it belongs to your city L."

"Could it be my old classmate?" Huang Sheng guessed, "You can pick it up for me, and ask who it is and what it is."

Xiao Qi answered the phone, asked a few words, walked into the bathroom with the mobile phone, and said softly, "It's your Aunt Zhang."

"How can I have Auntie Zhang?" Huang Sheng muttered blankly.

"You speak for yourself." Xiao Qi put the phone on speakerphone.

Huang Sheng was rubbing the hand sanitizer with both hands, and heard a very strange voice from the phone: "Ah Sheng, how are you doing? I heard from your father that you are about to graduate from graduate school. You are really a good example for my sister!"

"!!!" Huang Sheng's eyes widened suddenly, and he said to Xiao Qi with his lips: "My dad's mistress."

Xiao Qi frowned: "Your stepmother?"

"My dad's little four." Huang Sheng corrected, then smiled falsely into the microphone twice, and asked lightly, "Aunt Zhang, what's the matter?"

"Something has happened!" Aunt Zhang's voice was full of uncontrollable joy.

Huang Sheng used his brain to think about it, but he couldn't figure out how this woman's major event would have anything to do with him. Could it be that she was pregnant and finally got a boy?Then don't you have to fight with your stepmother again?It's not very good to be on the local headlines twice in three days.

Aunt Zhang didn't wait for his response, she sounded sad but said joyfully, "Your brother is not your brother at all!"

"What... what?" Huang Sheng gasped, feeling that his Chinese was not bad, why couldn't he understand her suddenly?

"What are you talking about? That bitch surnamed Zhou dared to cuckold your father and make your father a turtle. I've never seen such a shameless woman..."

"Wait, wait," Huang Sheng interrupted her repeatedly, "tell me clearly, what kind of hat does my dad wear?"

"Oh, why didn't you hear clearly? You just didn't want to believe it. Your father is an adult this time. He got the result of the paternity test from the hospital and fainted from anger. He passed out less than 100 meters away from the hospital. Sent it back."

Huang Sheng and Xiao Qi looked at each other, and asked in a deep voice, "Then is he okay now?"

"I'm just angry, I feel ashamed to face people, I look at him, he aged at least ten years overnight, and his hair is all white... Hey, Ah Cheng, do you want to come back and see your father, he is only you now A son."

"What about my sister?"

"Your sister is still your sister," Aunt Zhang said regretfully, "it's just your younger brother who isn't your younger brother."

"Why do you suddenly want to do a paternity test?"

"The wild species is getting bigger and bigger, black and short, not like the species of our old Huang's family. Who doesn't doubt it?" Aunt Zhang said excitedly, "Someone just mentioned a Zuibai, your father has been suspicious for a long time. He said that he took it for a medical examination, so he did a paternity test. Who would have thought that he would reveal a shocking secret! That bitch surnamed Zhou used to squeeze your mother away. The superior, actually had an affair with someone else, it's so dirty..."

"..." Huang Sheng thought that the "someone" might be you.

Auntie Zhang uttered tons of sarcastic remarks, and said in a very loving tone: "Ah Cheng, poor boy, your father was deceived by that bitch and neglected your growth. Auntie saw it and felt pain in her heart. Your father has said it several times, I said that Ah Cheng is just like our Xiaoxue, they are both good children of the old Huang's family, how similar they look..."

Huang Sheng thought to himself, how could I look like your daughter?I am so handsome!He knew that Aunt Zhang was just about to take over, and wanted to win him over, so he chatted with her casually, and then hung up the phone on the grounds that he had something to do.

Huang Sheng looked at Xiao Qi with a delicate expression, and murmured, "It's really a reincarnation."

"Then do you want to go back to City L to have a look?"

"Go back to the wool?" Huang Sheng snorted, "I'm afraid I can't hide my gloating smile."

"...Why are you still taking pleasure in other people's misfortunes?"

"The scumbag who abandoned his wife raised the child of the old Wang next door, why don't you please me?"

"Will your father divorce your stepmother?"

"It doesn't matter what they are, love can't be separated, anyway, after leaving Xiao San and Xiao Si, who is more advanced than the other?" Huang Sheng rinsed off the hand sanitizer on his hand, smiled and flicked water droplets on Xiao Qi's face, no Heartlessly said, "Don't care about them, it has nothing to do with us, eat and eat!"

Thinking of the situation in his own family, Xiao Qi sneered mockingly: "How many legal marriages that homosexuals dream of but can't dream of, are easily obtained by these heterosexuals but abandoned. It's really ridiculous."

Seeing that he was in a low mood, Huang Sheng suddenly took a step forward, cupped his face with his wet hands, leaned forward and kissed him, and said with a soft smile: "If it weren't for their randomness and abandonment, how could we contrast ours? What about love than gold? Don’t be envious of their legal marriage, we are in a great era of very, very rapid progress, and maybe one day we wake up and pass the same-sex marriage law.”

Xiao Qi snorted: "It's better like this."

"At that time I can give you a title, Mrs. Dog."

Xiao Qi was inexplicably excited by this weird title, and deliberately said with a straight face: "... Mrs. Seven, you seem a little arrogant?"

Because of the long delay, the food carefully cooked by Mrs. Dog was a bit cold. Mrs. Seven said that it would be okay to eat something cold in summer. Mrs. Dog refused to let him eat cold food, so she brought the food back to the kitchen to heat it up. Mrs. Seven followed the kitchen Thinking about it, Mrs. Dog pressed against the wall and kissed the time from "buzzing" to "ding..." of a microwave oven, and then I was honest.

While eating, Huang Sheng suddenly said, "It's a tie."

"what?"

"In addition to my mother, my father has Aunt Zhou and Aunt Zhang. In addition to your mother, your father has my mother and secretary. It is a two-to-two tie and enters the match point."

"...Nonsense!" Xiao Qi gave him an angry look, "Eat your meal!"

Huang Sheng lowered his head obediently to pick up the rice, and after a while, he said, "Sai Dian should be the origin of the younger brothers? My younger brother is not my younger brother, is your younger brother your younger brother?"

Xiao Qi's face froze.

"Definitely! My dad lost!" Huang Sheng said firmly.

"..."

"Pudding looks more like you," Huang Sheng recalled his younger brother's appearance, and praised, "It's also a bit like me, tsk tsk tsk, this kid is really good at growing up, and he has the advantages of both of us, but his brain is not good enough." I know who I followed, probably due to the separation of traits, two single manifestations give birth to a double hidden..."

"Eat your meal!" Xiao Qi said with a dark face, wishing to put his face in the rice bowl.